Americans were the only ones to defeat the British, Germans and

I am Greek (male)

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unironically freedom

>>78585552
not now finland, serious thread here

Puppeteered by the Devil to be the last human empire, once this empire falls the world will end, screenap this.

>>78585524
because they are all three combined

>>78585524
and Kalashnikov-wielding jungle gooks were the only ones to defeat America, really makes you think

>>78585524
They were the 19th century's China, they pioneered the model of large industrial development on the backs of human exploitation and environmental degradation.

Anglo blood.

>>78585700
>>78585693
>responding to this
I really hope you guys are OP.

>>78585693
this and the fact that Our country, and it's internal politics and culture, are in large part anti-authoritarian, or monarchy, so morale to fight them was never a problem.

>>78585631
>>78585700
shit answers, by that logic Australia should've done the same thing

>>78585524
We get to be cozy on the other side of the ocean with tons of land and resources.
Our shit probably would've gotten pushed in if we existed anywhere else.

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Also because we can't defeat ourselves.

>>78585817
That doesn't explain why Brazil, Argentina, Chile, Canada, and Mexico haven't defeated those 3

>>78585524
The Netherlands also defeated each one of them.

>>78585524
Hmmm no sweetie

>>78585884
Did you also defeat Mexico? Samoa?

>>78585850
Puppets should receive credit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7TCFkdFr6g

We beat Japan as well. The US is the only country to defeat Japan.

>>78585902
>>78585884
Stop replying to bait.

>>78585960
pulverized them so hard america converted their island into a floating aircraft carrier

>>78585677

not defeat so much as hold off

>>78585960
funny enough we defeated twice, and forced them to bend to our will without firing a shot several times

>>78585902

fairy certain russia beat you

>>78585677
2 million dead commiegooks doesn't sound like a loss to me.

>>78586018
The UK + Russia vs The Netherlands + France.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anglo-Russian_invasion_of_Holland

>>78585997
did we hold saigon? did vietnam not turn commie? no? america lost

>>78585902
russia together with germany sent nappi to his first exile after the battle of leipzig

>>78585677
that wasn't really America's war, it was a civil war, they went there to help establish democracy and help the freedom loving Vietnamese.

>>78586088

Im not saying we didnt lose the war. But we killed the shit out of the vietcong.

>>78586107
>>78586101
>>78586088
Stop replying to bait thread.

>>78586117
no doubt, just like how nazi-russki kda was through the roof in the east. germany still lost

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>>78586152

>>78586171
Nazi-Russki KDA doesn't even compare to U.S. NVA/Vietcong KDA

It's a difference of 3:1 as opposed to 10:1

>>78586077
Our history in a nutshell.
>UK attacks
>Germany or France comes to our aid

>Germany attacks
>France or the UK comes to our aid

>France attacks
>UK or Germany comes to our aid

>Germany + France + UK attack
>we win solo

>>78586208
who comes to your aid if America attacks?

>>78586171

they lost because it was basically 3v1, not Russia vs germany alone

>>78586223
Canada of course.

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>>78586244
>Canada betraying the U.S.

>>78586256
Canada even betrayed the UK for us.

>A Dutch MP who called the Koran a "fascist book" has been sent back to the Netherlands after attempting to defy a ban on entering the UK.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7885918.stm


One month later
>Canadian officials have denied outspoken anti-war British MP George Galloway entry into Canada on grounds he poses a threat to national security.
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2009/mar/20/george-galloway-banned-canada

>>78586101
>>78586018
>what is the Crimean war

>>78586332
Canada would be annexed within a matter of days if they betrayed the U.S. though

>>78586365
That's not what your military trackrecord with Canada says.
As you lost your war against Canada.

And in WW2 the USA failed to liberate us as operation market garden.
While Canada did manage to liberate us.

>>78586400
*at

>>78586400
>lost a war against Canada
No we had a stalemate against the British at the height of their power.
Canada did not exist in 1812

>>78586444
Nice trips. But we invaded and conquered the British.

But I doubt the Netherlands and USA would ever go at war against each other. We've always fought on the same side in every conflict.

>>78585524
British - Britain had to fight France, Spain and the Netherlands at the same time, had a tiny army (hence the Hessians) and also YOU WERE British at that time.
Germans - when did you defeat the Germans? You particiapated in an alliance which beat them twice but in neither case were you the dominat force.
Russians - when did you defeat them? If you mean the Cold War then that's purely money.

>you dont get any say in parliament but youre still british
>you commandeered the normandy landings and basically funded both russia and our militaries, but you werent a big part of WW2 or anything

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>>78586915
>British - Britain had to fight France, Spain and the Netherlands at the same time, had a tiny army (hence the Hessians) and also YOU WERE British at that time.

>>78586915
During the American revolution the British didn't have to fight us, but they chose to. You declared war on us.
We were just minding our own business happily selling arms and equipment to the Americans when we were attacked.

>>78587051
The British also attacked us before declaring war.
>Britain protested bitterly against the continuous trade between the United Colonies and St. Eustatius. In 1778, Lord Stormont claimed in Parliament that, "if Sint Eustatius had sunk into the sea three years before, the United Kingdom would already have dealt with George Washington". Nearly half of all American Revolutionary military supplies were obtained through St. Eustatius. Nearly all American communications to Europe first passed through the island. The trade between St. Eustatius and the United States was the main reason for the Fourth Anglo-Dutch War,1780-1784

>Britain declared war on the Republic of the Seven United Netherlands on December 20, 1780. Even before officially declaring war, Britain had outfitted a massive battle fleet to take and destroy the weapons depot and vital commercial center that St. Eustatius had become.
Rude!

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>>78586444
The americans fear the leaf warrior.

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>>78586244
>>78586256
Get behind me toothpaste. I'm hungry for hamburgers.

>>78587295
Have mercy on the Americans. They don't know any better.

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>>78585524
Home of the brave, land of the free

>>78587990
he literally has as big ears as that russian goblin archer with a ribbon across his breast that people post here all the time (don't have the pic on my pc)

>>78585524
With the help of the French, in all three cases.

>>78585524
Kill yourself nigger.

>>78588243

>french helped in WW2

?????

>>78587198
>be American
>get shot by Americans
They're like fucking Aztecs.

>>78585850
Why did defeat all 3.

Germany at war.
Russia at Hockey.
Britain at HDI.