>be american
>see solar eclipse
>start clapping
Not even joking at this point
absolute state of the USA (United States of America)
>be american
>can't look at the sun because it's too bright
>still excited af
https://youtu.be/Z571ByeNbPQ?t=9s
>be american
>see solar eclipse
>lock yourself in basement, because God took away sun
>download pirated movie
>recorded on theater (V8,A7)
>fuck, lets watch anyway
>Americans claps every 5 minutes
>literally, every time someone get shoot.
I am not joking.
Solar eclipse will kill america, there won't be anymore americans left to clap