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lana rhoades?
more like tiny brain dumb dumb

aus

hope alan is not thailad x

fuck drumpf and fuck wh*te people

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>victorians

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>tfw too smart to fly

>>78561632
>fake lips
disgusting

need a new word to say before thanking cashiers, reckon I use "perfect" more than one ought
might give "magic" a bash

is she a pron star

>it costs £110 to go from liverpool to portsmouth
wtf
why is this legal?

>>78561632
She must be loaded after all those Blacked scenes.

>>78561632
still so flawed even with all that makeup
3d women truly are disgusting

>>78561666
i just say nice one and walk out

>>78561653
me on the floor

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anime

how do planes fly?

how can something so big go up?

I just dont get it

>>78561680
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1502827124917.webm

>>78561632
why do people hate her? I binged photos and in all them she's taking white dick?

>>78561666
>Not glorious
Wish I had a British accent just so I can use this one tbqh. Not that I don't use it anyway.

>>78561666
there's no need for anything before thanks/cheers

>>78561676
nationalise the railways

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>>78561692
Magic post

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chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter chocolate and peanutbutter

>>78561676
cos you're using a train

get the coach

>>78561676
rail fares are stupid in this country
more often than not it's cheaper to fly from Scotland to London, and the coach is pennies in comparison to the train

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>lana rhoades?
>more like tiny brain dumb dumb

>Anytime return train from Isle of Wight, to Buxton, Derbyshire, is £501

state
of
this
country

>hi, can I help?
>hiya, just these, thanks
>*beeps*
>that's £-.--, please
>there we go
>alright, thank you
>nice one and walk out, thanks *walks out*

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>>78561733
allow me to interject

>glorious
someone tell alan he has autism

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>>78561697

>>78561716
>trains were never late or expensive when they were nationalised
It's too late to do anything. We should just get rid of all trains

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>>78561752
>white bread

>>78561754
waht if the planes get downvotes, do they crash instead O_o

sex is too shameful and dirty, going off it

mental that the biggest animal to ever exist is alive rn

>>78561752
yanks were a weird bunch
unironically knew yanks in school who ate this sort of stuff when I lived there

>>78561776
my anaconda x

no desire to be a respectable member of society

>>78561776
yeah, it is mental
how is your mum, anyway?

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>>78561748
how come it's a different virgin

>>78561767
it would be extremely painful

theres nearly 600 different lurvoratorrry videos https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hAYEShCff8&index=118&list=PLtLiEmHZ0gy8spvHpLCrXlWnE4148Hq5P

>>78561764
hello dumb tory

privatise literally everything

bet you shia innit

drinking port

>>78561765
>not eating white bread

>>78561776
reckon i could take it

Can you buy coach tickets at the station?

>>78561794
Alright Brody?
I guess you remember the trains when you were born in 1999

>>78561805
mix it with wkd blue

*dabs*

>>78561697
Plane goes fast, moves its wings to create lift (the faster you go, the less you need), then continues going fast, except the direction is now upwards and with no traction of a road, then it keeps full power until it's at a safe altitude, then just flies fast enough to stay going at the same height

It's not bloody rocket science

>>78561805
syrah

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>>78561805
This early in the day? Anon, tsk tsk

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eclipse in a few hours lads

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>>78561831
>moves its wings

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no terror motive I guess

>>78561844
what's he so smug about

>>78561827
>Brody
still don't get this meme
>I guess you remember the trains when you were born in 1999
I was born in the early 90s
you must be that poster who makes dumb assumptions about people

hello, 999? yes, there's YANKS in MY /brit/

>>78561716
Our railways are nationalised and it meant losing over half of the rail network we used to have and fares are still like €40 each way

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>>78561848

the state of British rail is grim as fuck as it is

can't imagine just how much more terrible it would be under state ownership

on a constant fart streak right now

will NOT be funny when i have to go in an hour

>>78561831
rocket science is actually pretty simple
normrods don't know that though
t. played KSP

GreySkies1977, antwerp, United Kingdom, 7 months ago

Before Christmas I looked at travelling to see family in Preston from our home in Southampton. Cost of two return tickets was £847. We have flown to Australia for cheaper. Needless to say, we drove instead.

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bought 3-ply bog paper lads and it's very nice on the bum

>>78561856
think he's just contented to be drunk

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Why do people get so upset that a woman was a pornstar? It's just a job

>>78561824
don't see why not but they'll usually be far cheaper online

>>78561888
actually it turns out okay
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/East_Coast_(train_operating_company)

binged fargo season 3
was good until the last episode
thanks

>>78561852
simplifying it m8

if he doesn't know how something flies then he's likely not gonna know what flaps are

which lads will i be seeing at SW4 this weekend then?

>>78561888
but bankers bonuses reeeee ur annoying me ))))))))));< yes i was born after railways were privatised so i dont actually have the slightest clue what im talking about but you just KNOW nationalised is better ;;;((99999

>>78561923
Hmmm what if I buy them in advance at the station

>>78561911
>£425.50 for a return from Southampton to Preston
Even if they paid for first class advance tickets, I really doubt they paid that much

>>78561944
you won't be able to use discount codes if you find them online

>>78561912
gf once bought two ply toilet roll and I had a massive fit over it

made her literally go back to the shop, return the two ply, then buy 3 ply

never again

eating rockmelon

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savour every character

Ah yes, peaceful protesters

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1503174272465.webm

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Trump is going to sacrifice the entire American population in order to become one with the Godhead

>>78561676

t. Traincuck

business idea: don't be a runt who needs trains more than twice a year and you won't care about the costs so much

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>>78561925
look at the state of this

British rail technology in 2012

joke shop

>>78561964
couldn't imagine having a gf who doesn't buy 3-ply

I literally went from London to Manchester for 1 fucking pound on a bus, free decent wifi (yt was watchable) all the way, got there in 5 hours

Dunno why retards forget they exist

when i was in barcelona i said to myself i said it would be really easy to drive a truck down here

Just thought of a new gimmick

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>>78561949
If they bought an anytime return on the day it's expensive

>>78561936
listen here you obnoxious strawmanning twat
when people say "the railways should be renationalised" they don't mean that we should return to british rail's inefficiency and rubbishness
they mean that they want a good new system that works in the interests of the average joe

so long as the people in charge learn from the mistakes of the past and there's enough funding, a renationalised railway system in the uk would be great

>>78561975
let's fight hate with hate

>>78561995
whats wrong with it

>>78562007
dangerous and down right stupid

>>78562008
'd

>>78562011
well?

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>>78561995
>cherry picking

>>78561676
£110 is only £1.10 taking into account southerner salary inflation

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>>78561975
black people are just violent

>>78562027
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Huv9XlRi660

>>78561995
literally nothing wrong with that train

>>78562007
because I value my time

You're all underage amirite

>>78561827
1. The railways were privatised in 1999. Actually moreso than they are now, as track was also privatised.
2. It was a fucking disaster. The people who ran the privatised track network were autistic fantasists on a par with Imperial Japan, so they neglected track maintenance in favour of selling investors a signalling system that - if it worked, would allow trains to go much faster than normal without redoing the entire network. Problem: It had never worked on a full scale railway. To this day, it has never worked on a full scale railway. Then the poor track maintenance popped up and trains started crashing, and the whole thing came tumbling down.

Rather amusingly New Labour were so desperate to prove they weren't nasty nationalising Old Labour that they desperately tried to keep Railtrack afloat long after everyone else on the planet could see it was dead. Then we got Network Rail when fantasy finally had to bend to reality.

white vans are too easy to hire. these renault places have to be curbed

you know barcelona is named after boats? mad ting

>>78561745
>more often than not

you can literally always find flights cheaper than train fares. 100% of the time. even on the day of travel. trains are a joke. it's a wonder people use them for anything other than short distance

listen here you obnoxious strawmanning twat
when people say "communism" they don't mean that we should return to USSR's inefficiency and rubbishness
they mean that they want a good new system that works in the interests of the average joe

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suggest what we should put on a hypothetical written british constitutions lads

women will like what i tell them to like

I said, EVERYONE IS UNDERAGE HERE AM I RIGHT?

>>78562054
*sinks more hours into refreshing /brit/*

>>78562066
That's discrimination.

>>78561975
>1 person punches someone
>everyone instantly says no/stop it/that doesn't help

>1 car ploughs into a crowd of pedestrians
>it was their fault/he is based/you asked for it

hmmm

>>78562056
you're probably a shia innit

>>78562084
love are liz
love pints
simple as

why do people call russians mongols

>>78561995
Thats an electric loco, aka 0 pollution

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>>78562027
what's right with it?

>>78562075
95% of people are wage labourers

>>78562084
good vibes only xx

>>78562098
terrorist attacks are bad for van marketing . it's supposed to be for carrying stuff not ramming stuff

>>78562110
NOT the answer I was looking for

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>>78561925
>dude we're running a deficit we need to cut spending and raise revenue
okay here's a nationalised train network running a profit which is returned to the treasury
>what the fuck is that doing here? give it back to the private sector you little wank.

Just farted and it smells like an actual stink bomb

>>78562101
it's not really the fact he got punched. it's what he got punched for and the fact there's an entire demographic of people that literally hate white people, and this is somehow okay.

if the KKK flaunted themselves around in public like that, they would be murdered.

only working 16 hours this week.

>>78562075
this but unironically
also instead of the average joe it's the average xi'wan'gu'falu'ngon'gmurd'er's

>>78562138
*waves hand*
they are all kuffar

>>78562050
yagami is a good hgirl

>>78562167
>black people hate white people
racism that should be condemned
>leftists hate white people
untrue, but racism that should be condemned
>kkk hates non white people
?

Girl just added me on snapchat, sent me another girls snapchat and didnt reply when i said "whos that?"

what did she mean by this?

where are the other australians?

>>78561676
What the fuck, it costs like $8 on-peak and $6 off-peak to go from Sydney to Newcastle which is about 160km

never been able to get those £1 megabus tickets, dont know how you g et them

Are these 'the mandem'?

https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@53.5262696,-2.9517262,3a,49.1y,208.72h,89.13t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1shA0q6Q0X_ax5K5TuG0GdOw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

Alri, is anyone underage here?

let's pretend we're a first world country but have rail tech on par with India

we'll be on the moon by 2020 too I'm sure

>>78562124
its the right shape and isn't missing any wheels. what more can you want from a train?

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>>78562074
no clue what you're on about mate
flights are also inconvenient because you have to get from the airport to the city centre

feel a tad depressed
the reticent loner lifestyle is starting to get to me I think, might start talking with my friends more

You ever go on a date with a girl and halfway through you just know you never want to see her again?


inb4

>You ever go on a date with a girl

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>>78562211
is that a dog

>>78562124
The British train (Class 91) actually has a higher top speed than the train in your picture. (210km/h vs 260km/h)
0-Series is undoubtedly the most aesthetically pleasing intercity train there is, but it's retired now anyway.

>>78562167
>an entire demographic of people that literally hate white people
this isn't even remotely true, you're seemingly unable to mentally separate "white people" from "bigoted white people who think it's ok to be bigoted"

>>78562074
>you can literally always find flights cheaper than train fares
This is only London-Edinburgh and some other select routes

>>78562244
yes, lots of times

some women are so offputting when you actually sit down and talk to them

>Nigels flying for a fucking 300-400km trip

SPITTING

>>78562279
i forget how expensive plane travel is in aus

>>78562244
yeah
hate it when that happens

>>78562198
>untrue
There are literally white leftists screaming about white people in that very video. There are literally millions of them, every mass rally you see from lefties.

>kkk hates non white people
yeah, all nine of them that have to meet in secret.

>>78562267
doesn't matter lad
it's legal to march around with nazi flags
it's illegal to punch people

went to Edinburgh by train once nd some Indian woman was playing some Indian film on full volume

no respect

Fuck it, we're doing it live.
No gimmicks left for today folks cya next time

>>78562250
A) it has a top speed of 225km/h (hence the name Intercity 225) and B) they run at 200km/h because we still have signalling from the early 1900's

>>78562219
who needs HSR anyway when we're fucking tiny?
look at the state of new zealand's railways. that's who we're competing with.

France is 643,801 km2, Germany is 357,376 km2, Japan is 377,962 km2, we're only 242,495 km2 and a huge chunk of that is mountain shithole in Scotland where nobody lives. We've barely got the space to need fast trains.

lads, how can I have a best man when I have no friends

>>78562296
100 bucks from Sydney to Melbourne across an 800km trip, easy

>>78562279
>km

Could you translate to real measurements please

>>78561666
Try using great, brilliant, or cheers. I use them when I've said perfect to much

Many men wish death upon me lads

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love retro tech

>>78562329
ill do it x

trains aren't that expensive if you're booking on a line that has to compete with other rail companies

>>78562329
how did you get a fiance if you have no friends.

FONT

need to have babies with an english girl

>>78562311
I flew from beijing to munich and some woman sat in the seat across from me on the other side of the isle spent 5 hours slowly eating a whole chicken dunked in a herbal broth
smelt disgusting

>>78562329
how will you end up getting married without first having friends?
in other news, I've got to go to a mates wedding in a couple of weeks. mental that he's getting married at 23.

>>78562335
Stop being such a fucking yank fetishist

>>78562199
she wants to fug

>>78562244
yup usually starts at "i dont really have any girl friends i like hanging around with guys" or "that was my past life"

>>78562364
I have a long term gf and 0 friends

>>78562325
225 is only top design speed. It's been up to 260.
Signalling has always been where British Rail lies down to die. Still, that's not the fault of the train itself - which is the point in going "well look at this thing!"

>>78562352
ah so we need 8 tracks on every line to allow companies to compete with one another?

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love trains me

Went to the doctors and told the doctor that I have an extremely uncomfortable feeling under my right ribcage when I lie or sit down and that a piece of cartilage can pop in and out of place and he told me I have a cracked rib but offered no solution

Fucking Irish healthcare, waited an hour to be told absolutely nothing

poo

>>78562365
How dare people keep their culture, the horror.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fawkes#Trial_and_execution

>The Attorney General Sir Edward Coke told the court that each of the condemned would be drawn backwards to his death, by a horse, his head near the ground. They were to be "put to death halfway between heaven and earth as unworthy of both". Their genitals would be cut off and burnt before their eyes, and their bowels and hearts removed. They would then be decapitated, and the dismembered parts of their bodies displayed so that they might become "prey for the fowls of the air".

wew

>>78562352
>literally just Scotrail
JUST

trains = big long willies

>>78562384
Edit: i also suffer from autism

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>bucks

>>78562373
>i dont really have any girl friends i like hanging around with guys
arguably the biggest red flag there is
never trust a woman with no female friends, something is fundamentally wrong with her

>provincials have to get a train to London if they want to go anywhere in the UK

howling

>>78562359
all my "friends" are her friends

>>78562364
by proposing to my gf 3 weeks ago already

>>78562359
>FONT
Arial Bold please mate.

>>78562419
>provincials have to get a train to London if they want to go anywhere in the UK
no?

>>78562417
+1

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>>78562384
me too

>>78562379
it's a piss take how shit our signalling is
practically every other european country uses in cab signalling for high speed lines, so when they build our trains, they have to REMOVE the in cab signalling for our antiquated lines

>>78562400
>using shit measurements is your "culture"
pathetic

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>>78562418

>Fawkes became synonymous with the Gunpowder Plot, the failure of which has been commemorated in Britain since 5 November 1605. His effigy is traditionally burned on a bonfire, commonly accompanied by a fireworks display.

pretty backwards when you think about it

>>78562405
rail fares in scotland are alright

>>78562363
nothing
on my flight here I spent 13 hours with a young kid sitting behind me who constantly kicked my seat and yelled/talked loudly while his mum yelled back in chinese

I imagine the average poster here is Mark from peep show but even more socially inhibited, pathetic and miserable

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>>78562441

anyone else loved Thomas as a lad?

http://www.nationalrail.co.uk/static/documents/content/routemaps/nationalrailoperatorsmapZoom.pdf

state of sc*Tland

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>>78562419
Unless I'm going to the South East, I usually use Preston, Manchester, or Birmingham for going anywhere

>>78562409
Still laughing that Australia has an ex-deputy-PM who is both (a) confirmed autistic and (b) "Probably Australia's greatest Railfan"

>>78562417
>>78562376
hmmmm

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>>78562452

>Leonardo da Vinci was an Italian Renaissance polymath whose areas of interest included invention, painting, sculpting, architecture, science, music, mathematics, engineering, literature, anatomy, geology, astronomy, botany, writing, history, and cartography. He has been variously called the father of palaeontology, ichnology, and architecture, and is widely considered one of the greatest painters of all time.

>tfw have 0 talents

>>78562441
>>78562452
>gif
fuck off

>>78562443
why does the british establishment hate catholics anyway

>>78562250
there's also about 30 years between those two models and Japan has retired the 0-series while the UK hasn't retired these trains that were built almost 30 years ago

we'll never have chuo shinkansen type maglev lines in the UK due to our socialist bureaucracy and autistic aversion to change

we can't even get rid of conductors, a position that has no point in existing anymore, because the unions strike over it and that right there is just a taste of what we'd experience under nationalised rail

>>78562453
Most lads named Thomas are loveable

>>78562211
why is it .co.uk and not .uk?
I mean there's .de, .fr, .ch, ... but of course the British have to set themselves apart

>>78562453
yeah

>>78562452
Just post a fucking video instead of these shitty gifs, fuck off

>>78562491
the yanks have .com

>>78562459
what's wrong with that? we're all highlands and islands

>>78562491
we have some .uk things
gov.uk for example
we just never did it right the first time

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>>78561697
that's amazing, isn't it?

>>78562446
Aye, off-peak return to Glasgow from the end of the Ayrshire coast line is like only £8

Glasgow to Edinburgh is the exception though, shit service and fucking extortionate

>>78562478
because we don't want some wop in a hat order us about

>>78562447
that IS pretty shit
first time I went on a plane my dad's company paid for it so we went business class
I can't imagine there were many passengers or flight attendants who were happy that a 6 year old and a 3 year old were on an 8 hour transatlantic flight in business class

>>78562491
because they're couks

>>78562491
Don't know I'd personally prefer.brit desu ahah

>>78562496
Don't have a video of it

>>78562439
Yeah mate let's invalidate all the songs throughout our entire history that used the term miles, it's the current year afterall.

I'd like to be one of those people with a well stocked liquor cabinet but I end up drinking it all

>>78562491
>>78562505
.com.au for australia which is real autism

>>78562491
.UK was only introduced in the past 5 years for some reason
some sites use it, some don't

>>78562393
i have the same but under left at the back.

>post some boring shit no-one cares about in the morning
>obviously no-one responds
>wait until the afternoon and try again
>obviously same reaction
b-but muh different audien-
fuck off you insecure, boring little toad

>>78562421
if you want I'll go, but only if it's in london
I'm a fairly normie lad, I won't make you look bad

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>>78562522

>>78562493
loved me birthday because each year I got to be a different train :)

>>78562327
Japan is mostly mountains where nobody lives

the country is almost entirely on fault lines in fact

>>78562435
>practically every other european country uses in cab signalling for high speed lines, so when they build our trains, they have to REMOVE the in cab signalling for our antiquated lines
wtf

>>78562484
>the UK hasn't retired these trains that were built almost 30 years ago
This is normal.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_South_Wales_XPT
And these are based on an even older model. (Intercity 125/Class 43, a 1970s design, so going on 50.)

>>78562549
>Canterbury

M E N T I O N E D

Wish I were white by skins the colour of shite

>>78562549
>he thinks all anglicans have to be in communion
back to ireland lad

>>78562453
I did, was fab

>>78562486
knew one lad from primary school named Thomas. He's one of the nicest lads I've ever met but I'm pretty sure he had actual (non-meme) autism
Also met a lad in secondary school called Thomas and he was a great lad too

>>78562491
There's even .scot now desu

>>78562236
I was replying to a lad talking about flights from London to edinburgh. Not Manchester. Thats only like 200 milles you mong. Most people would drive or coach.

Hope someone ends my miserable existence soon.

>>78562550
was too poor for the toys

>>78562566
>Australia
one of the few countries that has worse trains than the UK

>>78562435
>>78562561
>in cab signalling
what is this

>>78562579
way to defeat the entire purpose of religion . thanks for enabling scientologists and the westboro baptists

>>78562566
>This is normal

for the joke that is British rail yeah

>>78562592
would LOVE to do that for you

at the bicycle shop looking at bicycles

>>78562592
why

why does the UK have sleeper trains lol

>>78562484
problem is that we have super rural lines go through big stations that use/could use barriers
it would be too expensive to install barriers in the rural stations

Based Sargon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qxwkAlK84vk

>>78562384
thought it never snows in britain

>>78562533
>what about the songs which people might not understand the exact distances they're referring to
are you really this retarded

>>78562491
because uk invented internet

>>78562596
I had lots, the wooden ones and the plastic ones. Apparently me mam arranged a playdate when I was in primary one and I sent nearly the entire time just playing with the Thomas toys there, the life

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British Rail could've saved itself had they built the flying saucer.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail_flying_saucer

>>78562630
it's not for the time it takes but so it can take off and travel during the night without upsetting our sleep patterns

>>78562642
>changing culture won't change culture

fuck off mong

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>>78562603

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>live in the south
>still have to ride on horrid northern-tier things

ugh

>>78562601
when you go above 130mph or so, it becomes hard to differentiate different signal colours and it's practically impossible to tell what a speed limit sign says, so instead of the signal being displayed at the side of the track, it's also displayed in the cab so the driver knows what the next signal is
they usually display what the current speed is and what the next speed change is

>>78562635
>Sargon
Not a single millisecond.

At the nigger shop looking at niggers

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https://youtu.be/fT3ZTurQyt0

>>78562675
ad hom
not an argument

>>78562686
>south west
it's basically the north

>>78562672
is being able to understand the exact distance part of your culture? do you think the eu are going to change it to 800km by the proclaimers

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>>78562363
>spent 5 hours slowly eating a whole chicken dunked in a herbal broth

>>In its belly, you will find a new definition of pain and suffering as you are slowly digested over a thousand years.

>>78562630
penzance to edinburgh on the sleeper train the the most comfy journey every. have you been on one? the carriages have tables and chairs, all the tables have lamps on them, the seats are all leather.

>>78562697
>>78562700
go to sleep right now

>>78562533
>let's invalidate all the songs throughout our entire history that used the term miles
Absolutely fucking howling

>>78562635
another captivating and controversial opinion by sargon, what a guy

>>78562084

Rugby union is grand
Rugby league is for southern pansies and nonces

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>>78562686
>southhern fairies complaining about electric trains
ooh the horror

>>78562704
I live in London darling. dont want these ugly things in my city

>>78562658
Would love to be a brainlet child again, playing with toys and the ol' playstation 2

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>please pay money into my patreon youtube is demonetizing my videos and i have a wife and kids haha pls though i need the money

>>78562635
that retard liked a comment saying "the nazis were socialists, too"
lmao

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You have arrived in the Scottish powerhouse

>>78562728
but those are electric too

Why do we have computers? All those songs about listening to the radio back in the good old days are now totally invalidated

>>78562706
>is being able to understand the exact distance part of your culture?
Yes

>>78562719
Don't want to wake up to toil

>>78562729
it's our city now kafar

>>78562735
hate these "alt right" youtubers

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thoughts on the new SWT franchise?

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>>78562533
>Yeah mate let's invalidate all the songs throughout our entire history that used the term miles
fucking hell, i thought Thatcher privatised Great British Autism years ago?

waiting for the next thread to unveil my latest gimmick

>>78562686
British trains make me feel like I'm living in a third world country

>>78562730
amen, miss those days desu

why do they need the shield and the forks to deal with a poor naked guy

>>78562760
bet you a shia mate

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>>78562759

>>78562752
they're diesel electric and take about 20 minutes to get up to speed

>>78561651
whoa

>>78562800
>>78562800
>>78562800
>>78562800
>>78562800

>>78562711
>penzance
ehh? it starts in London

>>78562762
rip off cunts.

nice enough trains though.

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Come come only the Scots are getting new Jap trains

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Rail_Class_385

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>>78561621

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>>78562949

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>>78563003