Hallo, my name is Schlomo-Goldberg I'm a 27-year-old Israeli

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Hallo, my name is Schlomo-Goldberg
I'm a 27-year-old Israeli Volksgenosse (wehraboo for you Auslander). I draw Swastikas on my tablet. and spend my days perfecting my art and playing superior German music. (Falco. Rammstein. Kraftwerk)

l train with my Tigerl every day. this superior weapon can go through Bolsheviks because it is made out of superior German Stahl. and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my Panzer license two
years ago. and l have been getting better every day.

I speak German fluently. both Irminonic and Thuringian dialect. I write fluently as well. I know everything about German history and their Nationalsozialistische code. which l follow 100%
When I get my German visa. I am moving to Berlin to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become a Reichsjugendführer or an Oberfuhrer!

I own several 88 uniforms. which I wear around town. l want to get used to wearing them before I move to Germany. so I can fit in easier. I bow to my elders and seniors and speak German as often as I can.

Wish me luck in Germany!