[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y ] [Search | Free Show | Home]

/brit/

This is a blue board which means that it's for everybody (Safe For Work content only). If you see any adult content, please report it.

Thread replies: 318
Thread images: 70

File: af-composite-thai-king.jpg (108KB, 741x502px) Image search: [Google]
af-composite-thai-king.jpg
108KB, 741x502px
The king of thailand is a dog fucking bender edition
>>
fpbp
>>
>>78534789
kek
>>
>>78534789
blimey what a bender
>>
File: 1472667753952.jpg (140KB, 662x1024px) Image search: [Google]
1472667753952.jpg
140KB, 662x1024px
sophie
>>
i have fifteen different iphones but i am so not phony
>>
File: 10194747.png (151KB, 286x383px) Image search: [Google]
10194747.png
151KB, 286x383px
hey what's up guys it's Scarce here
>>
gf
>>
File: 1366753431286.jpg (210KB, 480x720px) Image search: [Google]
1366753431286.jpg
210KB, 480x720px
>>78534827
very good
>>
File: 1503250149345.webm (208KB, 900x900px) Image search: [Google]
1503250149345.webm
208KB, 900x900px
>>
File: 1461371826470.jpg (115KB, 736x428px) Image search: [Google]
1461371826470.jpg
115KB, 736x428px
me and a mate before class
>>
File: 1502582221181.webm (831KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
1502582221181.webm
831KB, 640x640px
>>78534827
porn skank
>>
feel sad and have no one to talk to
>>
File: 1503251360045394441777.jpg (599KB, 2880x1728px) Image search: [Google]
1503251360045394441777.jpg
599KB, 2880x1728px
Pooing with tourists in the lobby
>>
>>78534822
that hair would be acceptable MAYBE for a 50-year-old Mötley Crüe roadie
>>
I just caught my mum watching one of those British TV shows where smug boomers tour around the Spanish countryside looking for villas to buy

I said something to the effect of "these shows are kind of morbid when you think about it" and she asked what I meant, and I said that no one in my generation will ever enjoy that luxury

I mansplained that twenty-somethings now, instead of getting married, working full time, and entering the housing market young and optimistic, are in enormous debt from useless uni degrees, and stuck in a cycle of casual jobs and predatory unpaid internships, which she herself has suggested I look into

She started crying, asked where my apathy had come from, and locked herself in her bedroom.

I think she resents the fact that I actually enjoy being a no-strings-attached wagie because now even that isn't good enough for her and she wants me to find something more serious. She even said to me the other day that I "live in the moment" too much. What? Isn't that the ultimate pearl of normie wisdom?

I want to turn the screw. Anyone got any videos or articles I could use to red pill her?

I think I'll start with the irreconcilably expensive housing in my city (Melbourne) making it pretty much impossible to get a foot in the door
>>
>>78534886
cheer up grumpy lmao
>>
>>78534789
First of all, how DARE you insult the King of Thais
>>
>>78534880
can the other kids with the pumped kicks in your class out run a bullet?
>>
post tunes
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tkzY_VwNIek
>>
>>78534886
literally just be yourself
>>
Absolute cracker of a post coming up

this is just a little taster to tie you over till then

"oi oi!" ha ha
>>
File: 1501425549066.jpg (192KB, 532x800px) Image search: [Google]
1501425549066.jpg
192KB, 532x800px
>so anon you said you're "alt right"?
>What does that mean exactly, you're not a Nazi are you?
>>
>>78534914
not a word
fuck off to r9k and dont come back, especially dont crosspost
>>
>>78534946
can't fucking wait
>>
>>78534949
i have seen her violated in so many ways
>>
File: dodge.jpg (83KB, 619x389px) Image search: [Google]
dodge.jpg
83KB, 619x389px
>>78534949
>>
I am a merry ploughboy and I plough the fields all day
Till a sudden thought came to me head that I should roam away
For I am sick and tired of slavery since the day I was born
And I am off to join the I.R.A. and I am off tomorrow morn.

And we're all off to Dublin in the green, in the green
Where the helmets glisten in the sun
Where the bay'nets flash and the rifles crash
To the rattle of a Thompson gun.
>>
>>78534953
without r9k your thread wouldn't even exist you snivelling runt, learn your place before addressing your master like that again
>>
>king of a country whose economy revolves solely around letting western paedophiles rape their children

yeah, progressive!
>>
>>
>>78534949
no haha it's just ironic aha
btw do you like rick and morty?
*dabs*
aha
>>
>>78534997
fuck off and dont come back
>>
>>78534949
"ah... i believe i have seen your bumhole"
>>
File: file.png (363KB, 575x820px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
363KB, 575x820px
>>
File: 1475676859698.jpg (59KB, 980x552px) Image search: [Google]
1475676859698.jpg
59KB, 980x552px
>>
File: 1503095222969.jpg (337KB, 2048x1152px) Image search: [Google]
1503095222969.jpg
337KB, 2048x1152px
Anyone seen this? It was lit
>>
>>78535013
*stays here*

you're just gonna have to get used to me sweetie xxx
>>
>/r9k/
thought it was bad enough we had all those 8ch dorks lol
>>
>>78534914
>Anyone got any videos or articles I could use to red pill her?
It's a lot harder to redpill women. By showing her articles, all you do is risk pushing her into a corner even more. She already cried, so she probably isn't even going to listen to you.
>>78534953
this
>>
>>78535034
fuck off you malignant cancerous tumour
>>
I don't rate Americans
>>
>>78535028
cant imagine the runt that imagined this and thought it'd be hilarious.
>>
willy's doing a dance
>>
>>78535034
watching it now
got a bit more respect for the lad now, he seems alright Tbh
>>
>>78534949
>Haha! No actually it just means i don't support white genocide. You see, the Jews...
>>
File: hila.png (299KB, 612x675px) Image search: [Google]
hila.png
299KB, 612x675px
>>78535034
the gf on the right
>>
File: file.png (604KB, 720x700px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
604KB, 720x700px
>>
fags are too expensive
>>
let out a YUGE brap on the loo with tourists still in. haha, welcome to canada
>>
File: 1499767816447.jpg (255KB, 1200x900px) Image search: [Google]
1499767816447.jpg
255KB, 1200x900px
anyone here worried about his mental health haha

not me haha just asking for a friend
>>
>>78535034
it wasnt really, was too short and neither dan nor erik nor anyone else was on and no ghost stories

NOT a happy bunny
>>
>>78535034
don't know who they are
>>
>>78535028
>>78535092
classic, kek my block off every kekking time!
>>
>>78535092
haha it feels like im in 2010 again!!!! xD
>>
>>78535089
Why is her voice so masculine. I thought she was a tranny at first
>>
you can make a profile like your on facebook on reddit now

lol
>>
File: file.png (876KB, 772x767px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
876KB, 772x767px
>>
Hello, /brit/
How do I make friends?
>>
>>78535141
aha that's so me
>>
>>78535135
yank birds sometimes have more of a vocal fry thing for whatever reason
it can be nice
>>
tendon or something in my wrist/thumb joint just popped while doing ez bar curls

serves me right for trying to be a normie gym runt and doing bis haha
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgSPaXgAdzE
>>
>>78535155
when you find out let me know
>>
File: file.png (364KB, 270x767px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
364KB, 270x767px
>>
>>78535135
>her voice so masculine
never heard a man sound like her
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QX_GQvxqf4M
ridiculous choone
>>
>>78535183
cringe
>>
>>78535141
>>78535183
blast from the past
>>
>>78534949
>"use my pussy to jerk off"
she really has weird dirty talk, loaded with reflections on pornography as well
>>
File: file.png (182KB, 394x484px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
182KB, 394x484px
>>
File: 1502163480409.jpg (42KB, 640x960px) Image search: [Google]
1502163480409.jpg
42KB, 640x960px
>>
>>78535173
hate to admit it but yank girls have cute accents, not valley girls obviously
>>
File: image.jpg (255KB, 800x1072px) Image search: [Google]
image.jpg
255KB, 800x1072px
Jerry Lewis is dead lads.

F
>>
>>78535028
>>78535092
These have to be from india or South America
>>
>>78535176
Anytime I see people doing really slow ez bar curls/isolation stuff I always imagine the video compilation of people's biceps tearing suddenly.
>>
>>78535234
BRÄÄÄAAAÄÄÄPPPPPPPPPFFFTTTTT PFFFTTT PFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>
>>78535226
Wow his father got himself in quite a predicament there! i spilt milk out my nose!
>>
stamina hasn't improved despite running three times this past week
>>
>>78535240
no they don't they're always yelling
>>
File: 1477532513831.jpg (127KB, 790x530px) Image search: [Google]
1477532513831.jpg
127KB, 790x530px
are brits more like yanks or more like europeans
>>
>>78535093
So is trying to save all the people it slowly and painfully kills.
>>
>>78535247
that the guy who married his cousin?
>>
>>78535272
yes
>>
>>78535240
some talk like teenage girls right into their 20s
that's when you really know they're airheads
>I CAN'T believe Stacy did thaaaat! That's, like, so NOT OKAY.
>>
>>78535272
europeans
>>
File: 1478148380467.jpg (135KB, 700x1053px) Image search: [Google]
1478148380467.jpg
135KB, 700x1053px
>>78535266
brap
>>
>>78535272
commonwealth
>>
>>78535272
neither
>>
>>78535285
we all have that fit cousin that we get along with really well, he just chose to marry his
>>
>>78535272
happy middle probably, leaning towards europe, since you know we're in europe
>>
>>78535234
lack of bum there
>>78535276
oh fuck off you gimp
>>
File: file.png (604KB, 640x603px) Image search: [Google]
file.png
604KB, 640x603px
>>
>>78535269
being fit is hyper-masculine Sven, that's why they put estrogen in your water to calm you down.
>>
>>78535272
culturally probably yanks
>>
File: 1483345162002.jpg (86KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
1483345162002.jpg
86KB, 640x640px
>>78535234
willing to vote for any party promising latex gfs for everyone
>>
>we all have that fit cousin that we get along with really well
dread to think what goes on in rural ireland
>>
>>78534885
gonna need source
>>
>>78535339
unironically hilarious ngl
>>
Getting dark. Time to close the curtains and pop the lamp on.
>>
>>78535285
No, that's Jerry LEE Lewis, Jerry Lewis was the nutty professor.
>>
>>78535310
howling
>>
>>78535339
SCREEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMING
>>
you can stap
>>
>>78535304
*brip prrrrrtttttt ffffftttttttttttt*
>>
what never?
no never
what never?
hardly ever!
>>
got called a nigger in tesco
>>
File: 1489210166989.jpg (26KB, 480x319px) Image search: [Google]
1489210166989.jpg
26KB, 480x319px
>"I COME FROM A NIGERIAN FAMILY"
>>
>>78535403
>>78535399
Niggers
>>
Irish Americans are clearly the most evolved hybrid race on Earth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZaz7OqyTHQ
>>
File: 1503116121739.jpg (7KB, 212x240px) Image search: [Google]
1503116121739.jpg
7KB, 212x240px
>>78535339
i dont get it
>>
>>78535399
doing a read
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-13190124
>>
>>78535393
fucking stop
>>
got called a dusty little nigger on PSN
>>
File: that feel when british.jpg (85KB, 563x721px) Image search: [Google]
that feel when british.jpg
85KB, 563x721px
FOR HE HIMSELF HAS SAID IT
AND ITS CLEARLY TO HIS CREDIT
THAT HE IS AN ENGLISHMAN
HE REMAIN AN EEEEeeeEeeENNGLIIIIIIISH MAN
>>
>>78535429
the production value of blacked is ridiculous, proper cinematography for porn
>>
@78535429
Beastiality is not /brit/ approved.
>>
>>78535383
>Jerry Lewis was the nutty professor.

was that not eddie murphy though
>>
>>78535257
that only happens if you're going so heavy you have to swing it to get it up

>go to do curls, see deano and gaz doing sloppy curls with 16s
>then they swap to using a ez bar loaded with 17.5 on each side with back breaking form
>baka and start doing good form sets with 20s
>they leave

don't get why people egolift, me. Maybe all this protein has made me too head thick to understand why
>>
just shouted 'horrific betrayal of 1400 children' out of the window
>>
>>78535435
>2011
>>
File: 1454340725801.jpg (418KB, 768x768px) Image search: [Google]
1454340725801.jpg
418KB, 768x768px
>get drunk
>cannae help but interact with ye mongs
>get stoned
>dinnae wan anything to do with ya mongos
>>
>>78534914

Lmao excuse making faggot

T. 24 and making 70k at my first real job

Should've studied something employable lmao
>>
Got called a fenian in the orange hall
>>
File: 1492096278304.png (17KB, 244x220px) Image search: [Google]
1492096278304.png
17KB, 244x220px
>fucking stop
>>
>>78535507
So you're drunk now?
>>
>>78535429
kino
>>
File: rick and morty.jpg (41KB, 640x598px) Image search: [Google]
rick and morty.jpg
41KB, 640x598px
>why yes i do save webms from blacked.com onto my computer
>>
>>78535270
you haven't met many yank girls methinks

>>78535272
hate to say it but yankoids by far
and for the record it's them who are like us
>>
>>78535272
yanks
>>
>>78535321
*inserts ball-gag and crawls away*
They are gradually conditioning people so it is becoming socially unacceptable to smoke so they can make more £ of the addicts.
>>
got called a dumbfuck in walmart
>>
File: 1486306739497.jpg (411KB, 1440x2160px) Image search: [Google]
1486306739497.jpg
411KB, 1440x2160px
>>78535351
sure I have another photo of her from that set
its nice
>>78535393
parp
>>
@78535473
dude so fucking epic!!!
>>
>>78535507
are you that funny guy from scottish twitter? i love you dude!

>>78535532
this lads face never fails to crack me up
>>
>Lana Rhoades
>6 September 1996 (age 20)
>>
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-40991544

Why do trains keep derailing everywhere? Are we third world?
>>
>>78535354
the object of affection
i'd post a webm but the only other ones i have would upset the jan man
>>
>>78535403
>My NIGERIAN dad
*Audience begins cackling*
>Is a bit old fashioned because he's NIGERIAN
*audience begins to lose control of their laughter, some falling off their seats*
*Does an impression of a Nigerian man*
*Audience begin dying from asphyxiation and one man prolapses his anus releasing shit onto the floor*
>>
File: 1481952740103.png .png (1MB, 1417x1770px) Image search: [Google]
1481952740103.png .png
1MB, 1417x1770px
>>78535429
>>
>>78535486
Did you say it as "fourteen hundred" or "one thousand four hundred?"
>>
>>78535539
spoiler: britain is a part of real european culture more than finland could ever be
>>
who the fuck is jerry lewis?
>>
File: 1503241232305.jpg (213KB, 1278x903px) Image search: [Google]
1503241232305.jpg
213KB, 1278x903px
the digs
>>
>>78535269
Run faster and for longer. 3 times is next to nothing.
>>
might do a cheeky move to ireland, practically the same country, just much more affordable
>>
>>78535579
yanks
>>
File: 1490383255116.jpg (91KB, 643x499px) Image search: [Google]
1490383255116.jpg
91KB, 643x499px
>>78535507
fact: scots is the most powerful language
>>
every time i've followed a beeb link i've regretted it
what a fucking tumour it is
>>
>>78535507
>be scots
>have fuck all interesting to say
>i know, i'll type it out in my dialect that will make it more interesting

the absolute state of the caledonian..
>>
alri
>>
>>78535586
More like Jerry WHOis haha
>>
Anyone else vapin' like a fiend? I like to vape til my head feels sore from the nicotine
>>
>>78535544
it still seems pretty socially acceptable to me, everyone i know smokes at least when drinking
>>
>>78535486
expect a visit from the boys in blue, bigot
>>
>>78535559
>everywhere
just in the south really

I thought the south was meant to be the best part of the country?
>>
>>78535478
False, seen people online doing isolation movements, no swing just struggling with the last rep and bam their bicep shrinks up
>>
>oh my gawd anon you are so cute!! how about you take me out on a date? you're so weird for waiting so long haha!

how do you respond
>>
>>78535601
not really

they're going through a housing crisis at the minute, not building enough houses for the increasing population and rent is ridiculous

cost of living is higher than the UK
>>
>>78535532
didnt save it i made it
>>
>>78535605
muckle
>>
>>78535549
'magine her crack pressed firm against the nasal and a BIG dirty wet shite dripping onto your face. the scent..*sniiiffffff* god above it makes me hard as diamonds. lick up that sweaty mess for hours yum yum
>>
>>78535641
who bitch dis is?
>>
>>78535507
Know that feel.
>>
>>78535559
*carefully positions my bollocks just slightly off the train tracks*
come on you big bastard
>>
was coming home with my groceries when some absolute right wing EDL racist nutjob shouted "horrific betrayal of 1400 children" at me
>>
File: 1503083344921.jpg (82KB, 640x547px) Image search: [Google]
1503083344921.jpg
82KB, 640x547px
ENGLAND
N
G
L
A
N
D
>>
File: podolski.jpg (107KB, 669x839px) Image search: [Google]
podolski.jpg
107KB, 669x839px
ah yes, breitbart
>>
the future is neither bright, nor (if I have my way) orange
>>
>>78535649
sorry state your life's in
>>
Thoughts on this oriental instrumental for my next fight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9eBfa9nNzvk
>>
>>78535714
#aha
Love Poldi
>>
the police are controlled by the bankers
>>
>>78535508
can't see flags on my goyphone but assuming you're a brit

In which case I know you do not earn 70 grand as a 24 year old, if you did you would know 70k isn't a figure you would even CONSIDER boasting about as a Londoner

try posting again when you have a flat in south ken and are on >250k base sweaty x
>>
the bankers are controlled by bog
>>
File: t1347_x_36_G.jpg (77KB, 500x730px) Image search: [Google]
t1347_x_36_G.jpg
77KB, 500x730px
>>78535549
VERY good lad

she's amazing
>>
>>78535701
https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/899068769506541572
>>
nigger
>>
>>78535755
more
>>
File: 1502202996708.jpg (691KB, 2888x1480px) Image search: [Google]
1502202996708.jpg
691KB, 2888x1480px
>>
>>78535737
the entire planet and everyone on it is controlled by banks.
>>
>>78535714
screeching
>>
>>78535669
>oh anon, you and your silly jokes. are you nervous? you look like a deer caught in headlights
>>
>>78535755
did not feel the slightest bit of arousal while watching this

not a single haemoglobin shifted from my blood stream to my penis
>>
File: 1485779466123.jpg (41KB, 680x793px) Image search: [Google]
1485779466123.jpg
41KB, 680x793px
>>78535557
>>
Jesus christ, ethan and hila are such jews

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JqYHqcTRAI
>>
File: 1500051229654.jpg (61KB, 1024x1024px) Image search: [Google]
1500051229654.jpg
61KB, 1024x1024px
>>78535755
>tfw not a white girl
>tfw will never ride a BBC like that
>>
>>78535641
>>78535811
need to see her blacked
>>
>>78535806
rothschilds control all the banks
>>
>>78535638
in my defence I did not know people that pathetic bothered lifting desu
>>
>>78535755
that's an incredbily autistic black man
>>
>>78535789
would be opposed to that 2bh. would piss off the muzzies at least.
>>
File: 1496777823313.jpg (140KB, 1280x1918px) Image search: [Google]
1496777823313.jpg
140KB, 1280x1918px
>>78535667
hmmm
you can keep that one
>>78535756
cheers
nice to find somebody with similar tastes
>>
>>78535567
>the object of affection
what?
>>
>>78535755
once you learn all the (((hollywood tricks))) they use to make the dick seem 10ft long it really takes the appeal out of it. there's a neat infograph which explains it
>>
need to fuck a fit latex girl
>>
>>78535833
white boy???
>>
>>78535843
Sorry we do not speak American here. Please use the British variant of 'blacked'.
>>
>>78535848
It could happen to anyone
>>
>>78535905
pakied
>>
>>78535861
i'd superglue my mouth to that asshole and breathe every fume of gas from that orifice .
>>
Anyone else paranoid that mainstream music has brainwashing capabilities or profound effects on the subconscious?
>>
>>78535831
whats he doing with his eyebrows the stupid spastic cunt
>>
is 7 the runt hour at the gym or something? Was just a few big guys like me and now it's just skinnyfats, skellingtons and justfats
>>
>>78535927
no
>>
>>78535831
nah they're just cowards who allow their audience to control their content. just in it for the money and prestige like all the rest. no integrity.
>>
absolutely love this advert
gets is going every time x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kvCdAELDWFI
>>
>>78535927
You're right wing also correct?
>>
>>78535625
Yeah, social smoking on a night out drinking is still seen as ok by most people. But that can turn into addiction/dependency issues for some. They know how to play the game and get £
>>
been hearing a lot of strange laughter all day
hope it's real
>>
>>78535925
good post
>>
File: 35DA7.jpg (54KB, 474x446px) Image search: [Google]
35DA7.jpg
54KB, 474x446px
me this weekend
>>
File: 1471788267169s.jpg (8KB, 250x243px) Image search: [Google]
1471788267169s.jpg
8KB, 250x243px
really want to live in one of those desert areas of the US where it never rains and its always sunny and the gaffs all have big gardens and theres not a single bit of rubbish anywhere on the street
>>
>>78535940
4 u xD

>>78535958
No
>>
>>78535927
does on younger people
>>
need to fuck any girl
>>
>>78535940
When the wage runts go
>>
File: 2kek.png (190KB, 1000x1000px) Image search: [Google]
2kek.png
190KB, 1000x1000px
Started off as a social smoker, a year later I was smoking a pack a day for 2 years and now im just vapin' like a fuckin fiend on that 24 mg apple juice
>>
>>78535970
does not sound at all comfy

in fact it sounds like the sort of thing a 'sheed would say
>>
>>78535970
could never live anywhere live that ive realised
im from london and went up to scotland for a week, by the end of it i was just yearning for city life again even though it was very very nice there
>>
File: u6382_25_40_T.jpg (203KB, 1000x1405px) Image search: [Google]
u6382_25_40_T.jpg
203KB, 1000x1405px
>>78535861
too bad that stuff is so expensive and a bitch to care for

got my ex gf to wear some for me though
>>
Has anyone been successful in finding a bike frame in a skip or a council waste site and building a bike from scratch?
>>
>>78535970
literally me

New Mexico or Arizona would be great
>>
kneed
>>
>4 million people in a country that is just under the size of england
>housing crisis
>>
as a white male there exists places in this world where I can't go due to the fear of being attacked because of my skin colour.
The black man need not have this worry.
>>
>>78536007
on a sunday? just normals who go once a week to get toned I think
>>
>>78535970
sun's a goon
>>
File: 1502107471382.jpg (580KB, 1582x1627px) Image search: [Google]
1502107471382.jpg
580KB, 1582x1627px
>>78535927
>>
>>78535970
not many places to work in the wilderness though unless you're a secret mick millionaire
>>
>>78535940
Not really its just because there are more people, so you notice the 'runts' more and you get a lot more cunts who train in their groups after work.

I train around 10am on my days off (work weird shifts) and always see the same people who must also work weird hours or be unemployed. Couple 'runts' but wouldn't call them that as they're actually in the gym trying to better themselves. There is one lad who I see a lot, only young, maybe 16-17 and probably weighs 110lb soaking wet but I see him all the fucking time and he always gives it a good go and is always polite and respectful when I tell him to GET THE FUCK OFF THE LAT PULLDOWN, YOU LITTLE CUNT!!

jk
>>
>downloading something
>every time the remaining time drops below 30 minutes the speed just slows down
>peak was 5mb/s down to 100kbps now.
>>
why do brits SHITPOST SO MUCH. nederdraad isn't even at half the speed you lads are shitposting at.

jesus christ
>>
business idea: make and sell fursuits
>>
Might apply for yank citizenship and start a farm in one of those rural poverty states like Arkansas
>>
>>78536146
t. small beer
>>
mam's just clipped me round t'ear
>>
aspartame
>>
>>78536146
Gotta spend (You)s to make (You)s.
>>
supping a tin of fizzy apple drink made by tangos.
>>
I WANT AN ANGLO BF !
>>
File: 1k70r7ailvgz.png (429KB, 822x842px) Image search: [Google]
1k70r7ailvgz.png
429KB, 822x842px
....I think I found America's solution
>>
>>78536146
we hold unlimited shitposting ability
>>
>>78536146
should I go to Amsterdam for 3 nights for a jolly?
>>
business idea: invest in London, Ontario
>>
left and right wingers are such faggots
>>
tips for handlin gsunday roast dinner after 2 days of a cocaine binge and absolutely zero appetite?
>>
/brit/ is at once the best and the worst general
>>
>>78536187
Doubt this person was real
>>
>>78536185
hola amigo ;p
>>
>>78536166
Now GET 'OME

YER GROUNDED

FO' TH' WEEK!
>>
>>78536211
how
>>
>African Americans 12% of Americas population

most vocal fucking minority in the world by far
>>
File: oFYMVaI.jpg (32KB, 500x376px) Image search: [Google]
oFYMVaI.jpg
32KB, 500x376px
>>78536146
>>
>>78536187
it's like a lefty's wet dream

there is no chance in hell this is made up
>>
>>78535965
>got asked to work Sunday as short staffed
>unwillingly agree
>got fucked up last night
>worked today
>felt like shite all day
>incredibly slow day
>must have gone to the shitter 10 times
>arsehole is red raw

Should have just rolled a couple J's to help me through the day, but fuck it, its done with now.
>>
>>78536146
innate superiority
>>
>>78536129
good post, reckon that's it
>>
>>78536226
comfiest and most fun
least substance / actual discussion
>>
>>78536211
Exceptionally good post.

DAS REICH HAT NIE KAPITULIERT
>>
>>78536233
i really dont care
>>
Northern trains can't derail if they don't exist
>>
File: zpz9y4nolvgz.jpg (39KB, 456x628px) Image search: [Google]
zpz9y4nolvgz.jpg
39KB, 456x628px
>am*ricans
>>
File: 1498254013955.png (792KB, 662x708px) Image search: [Google]
1498254013955.png
792KB, 662x708px
i wish i was tall like everyone else. why the fuck did god have to make me this short? it is unfair! outrageous! women and men heckle me for being shorter than them!!
FUCKING NORMALFAGS, STOP LOOKING DOWN ON ME, IN THE NEXT LIFE I'LL LOOK DOWN ON YOU YOU LANKFAGS!
>>
>>78536252
also the blacked webms are nice
>>
Many men

wish death upon me
>>
http://www.haaretz.com/world-news/europe/1.791954

doing a think
>>
File: 1491375393030.jpg (390KB, 1366x2048px) Image search: [Google]
1491375393030.jpg
390KB, 1366x2048px
>>78536038
lucky fucking lad, what sort of stuff?
love wrapa simple as
>>
both pessimistic, drug addicted, caught in our feelings, we spit venom and stare at the ceiling wondering why
>>
>>78536269
>imagine having a retarded father
>>
>>78536262
ummmmmmmmmmmm
>>
brit is neither good nor bad, it simply is.
>>
>>78536269
me doing the paternal shitpost
>>
File: 93786213675676233421567.png (411KB, 595x446px) Image search: [Google]
93786213675676233421567.png
411KB, 595x446px
>both pessimistic, drug addicted, caught in our feelings, we spit venom and stare at the ceiling wondering why
>>
/brit/? more like /it's a hit!/
>>
File: 1490983448703.png (1MB, 1660x1970px) Image search: [Google]
1490983448703.png
1MB, 1660x1970px
>"perfect girls don't exi-"
>>
>>78536308
that's a bus darling
>>
girls feet
>>
>>78536301
doing a poo
>>
File: mtwzbkrzvvgz.jpg (115KB, 770x960px) Image search: [Google]
mtwzbkrzvvgz.jpg
115KB, 770x960px
Haha any leftards in? Get fucked. PRAISE KEK
>>
>>78536270
i'm 5 foot 11 so not really short but my mate is 5 foot 8 and is drowning in pussy 4chan lied to me
>>
File: 1490922300315.jpg (88KB, 640x640px) Image search: [Google]
1490922300315.jpg
88KB, 640x640px
>>78536349
>>
File: 4029384092.jpg (354KB, 1200x1037px) Image search: [Google]
4029384092.jpg
354KB, 1200x1037px
>>78536357
>>
>>78536357
Its like seeing a Catholic kitted out in an Orange sash
>>
>>78536349
this tbchyl (to be completely honest with you lads)
>>
The parking lot of the housing projects near me is full of late model Cadillacs and Mercedes coupes

Undocumented drug money, still collecting welfare
>>
>>78536357
GET REKT LEFTARD
>>
>>78536389
haha exactly
>>
>>78536357
>>78536381
these people are mentally ill right?
>>
>>78536308
those things have a pretty good track record
>>
File: 1501529192125.jpg (24KB, 300x250px) Image search: [Google]
1501529192125.jpg
24KB, 300x250px
>i'm 5 foot 11 so not really short
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRYOkYquttQ

The fucking absolute STATE of yanks lmao
>>
File: legion of kek.jpg (179KB, 1200x847px) Image search: [Google]
legion of kek.jpg
179KB, 1200x847px
Numale leftist antifa degenerate limp wrist betamales think they have a chance against THIS?
>>
>>78536357
they'll just say "he's an outcast/outlier" or "he doesn't represent black people"
>>
>>78536419
track record

nice one
>>
harry potter 7 (2), Game of Thrones AND Summerslam?
Yes fucking please x
>>
>>78536361

this is a manlet falseflag
>>
>>78536262
We have the only metro outside of London pet
>>
24, 6', 7.5", inteligent, handsome and muscular
Also a virgin

so THIS is the power of mild aspergers...huh...
>>
>>78536395
there used to be a time where that would be reasonable suspicion to warrant an investigation. guess your rozzers dont care any more.

it isnt any better here either. the police only go after certain crimes these days, not all.
>>
>>78536431
*driving a challanger towards you*
>>
File: baby.jpg (12KB, 359x357px) Image search: [Google]
baby.jpg
12KB, 359x357px
just did a sick burp.
>>
>>78536425
>Burlington
mentioned
>>
Im taller than my Dad and Grandad :D
>>
>>78535353
got 3 fit cousins and i have and do jerk off to them
>>
might go and purchase alcohol even though toil is in looming
>>
>>78536474
a nigga jus tryna make a living
>>
>>78536505
your mums a slag
>>
5'7'' is alpha chad height, you can't dispute this. anything over is lanky and abnormal, simple as.
>>
File: 1503253750103.jpg.png (2MB, 1200x1037px) Image search: [Google]
1503253750103.jpg.png
2MB, 1200x1037px
>>78536381
hmmmmmm ah yes hm yes yes indeed ah yes hmm

can these people please stop pretending that they aren't racist
>>
File: 1488373939025.jpg (87KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]
1488373939025.jpg
87KB, 633x758px
>>78535353
wish it was socially acceptable
>>
Leaving for toil
>>
File: 1501529108822.png (495KB, 446x481px) Image search: [Google]
1501529108822.png
495KB, 446x481px
>5'7'' is alpha chad height, you can't dispute this. anything over is lanky and abnormal, simple as.
>>
tae
>>
>>78536564
>>78536564
>>78536564
NEW
>>
>>78536536
some people have twisted the definition of racism to fit their agenda and literally believe you cant be racist to certain ethnicities. its lunacy.
>>
File: insects.jpg (36KB, 432x707px) Image search: [Google]
insects.jpg
36KB, 432x707px
>>
>>78536218
BE MY BF
Thread posts: 318
Thread images: 70


[Boards: 3 / a / aco / adv / an / asp / b / bant / biz / c / can / cgl / ck / cm / co / cock / d / diy / e / fa / fap / fit / fitlit / g / gd / gif / h / hc / his / hm / hr / i / ic / int / jp / k / lgbt / lit / m / mlp / mlpol / mo / mtv / mu / n / news / o / out / outsoc / p / po / pol / qa / qst / r / r9k / s / s4s / sci / soc / sp / spa / t / tg / toy / trash / trv / tv / u / v / vg / vint / vip / vp / vr / w / wg / wsg / wsr / x / y] [Search | Top | Home]

If you need a post removed click on it's [Report] button and follow the instruction.
If you like this website please support us by donating with Bitcoin at 16mKtbZiwW52BLkibtCr8jUg2KVUMTxVQ5
All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Posts and uploaded images are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster.
This is a 4chan archive - all of the content originated from that website. If you need information about a Poster - contact 4chan. This project is not affiliated in any way with 4chan.