>Be Spanish >Wake up at 10am on a Tuesday after a long

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> after a long night of fucking men dressed as women
I don't get it

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>>78519068
>be Australian
>doesn't know the difference between Colombia and Spain

Kangaroo education

>>78519068
Hey where did you learn about my daily schedule

>>78519068
>>Be Spanish
>>Wake up at 10am

>10am

Do you think we're Germans or what

Sometimes when I see an Australian post I think what's behind the screen is actually an emu, because no person can be so evil and make posts like those.

>>78519566
Emus are merciless, anon

>>78519068
This doesn't make any sense, are you posting it ironically or something?

>>78519068
>be australioan
>go to war against emus
>lose

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>>78519068
>be australian
>housing bubble
>games are good $50 more expensive
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>ping 400+ with data cap to slow down on that supersonic 1.5 Mb/s """"Internet""""
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
>have a Gaytime that is hard to have on your own
>celebrate National Sorry Day
>go to Canada as a girl, get drunk and frostbitten during a nap outdoors in February
>go to Bali and get burned
>be tasmanian, be inbred
>get cancer due to the lack of ozone layer
>get glassed
>get fucked by Wei Long
>get shot by Muhammad the Pinoy
>get stomped by emus
>get kicked by cassowaries
>get stung by platypus and live in horrible world of pain for months
>get bitten by spiders in your closet
>get in the water and step on a venomous sea urchin
>get stung by a 4mm jelly fish
>get curb stomped in kings cross
>get privilege checked in lelbourne
>get chlamydia from koala
>get anthrax from wombat
>get fucked by kangaroo
>get rused by NBN Co. site
>get invaded by chinks
>get bit by snake in shower
>get kids stolen by dingos
>get laughed at by two Polacks on /int/
>get nuked by fucking Brits of all people
>get mocked by New Zealanders
>get outside and fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>lose all wars, even against allegedly lesser beings
>huff petrol, bubble and drink cow piss from a goon sack
>2 0 1 7
>0 * * 1
>1 * * 0
>7 1 0 2

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>>78521401
>tramp stamp on flag
>everything is venomous, from dogs to sisters
>mommy has a belly pouch
>struggle to load up about:blank
>smear vegemite on your wooden cables to boost the signal as petrol shaman instructed
Holy shit, how will Australia ever recover?

>>78521401
I love this pasta

>be Australian
>get out of the house to taste some fresh air
>fall into the pit because the world literally hasn't rendered yet
>get into hell after 4000 hours
>satan lags into the room
>get banned from high ping
>wake up in your bed
>mom phases through your doors while you masturbate
>you unlag your penis thrusting it too hard and breaking it
>artefacts everywhere

Are siestas even real? I've never done it in my life, and I don't know anyone who does it

>>78524270
I used to nap for 1-2 hours when I got home from high school

>>78524270

Many people at ages over 65 take siestas while watching the documentaries of La2

>>78519068
haha! stupid Spainish!

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>>78519068

>>78524377
At what time did you enter school? At 7:00 A.M? Because if you didn't get enough sleep then that's unavoidable?

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>>78524270
When I lived in Texas, after work I regularly had a 1-3 hours long nap every day. It was just so hot outside, there was nothing you could've done anyway, it just made sense.
Eventually I got so used to my naps, I always got super cranky if something got in the way of my precious siesta.

>>78525024
I think 7-14:30
And I had sleep problems those days
Also the heat
>>78525057

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>>78519068
>10am
>implying spaniards wake up that early