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>go to Germany last year for a month
>Be autistic fag that became semi fluent in German
>first time I've ever been to Germany, so don't know all of the culture
>end up finding a cool group of German bros to hang out with
>"Anon we should go out and get something to eat"
>End up going to stereotypical German restaurant, long tables, beer, and shooting the shit for hours type
>Have a large delicious meal, miscalculated the expenses and paid with all my money from my wallet
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>Stomach starts rumbling violently after an hour
>Run to the bathroom
>Find out the door is locked, you have to pay to use the bathroom
>It's too late and I shit my pants
>Everyone smells me and looks a way
>German bros are embarrassed and leave
>Never speak to me again
Why the fuck does Germany not want me to make friends
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>>78517309
cringe
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Kek
I have found Germans to be quite the forgiving type and once you friend them they are yours for life. So try explaining to them what happened
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>>78517309
fake
and saged
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>run to the bathroom
i stopped reading here
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>>78517309
>Run to the walmart
Fixed
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>>78517309
>shart in a restaurant
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> American shitting his pants
Not much of a surprise there.
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>>78517309
Just go to the closest mart in Germany, you will make many new friends!
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>>78517339
He probably didn't knew them long enough.
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>>78517309
You see, this was actually the ultimate friendship test. If they were real true friends then they would have asked you what exactly happened and that stuff.
I once was in a similar situation, not as extreme tho.
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> be American
> sharten in Biergarten
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>>78517309
>Find out the door is locked, you have to pay to use the bathroom
wtf? I have never seen a restaurant where you have to pay to shit/piss
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>>78517309
ahahahahahahahahahahaha, fuckin 'muricans
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>>78518540
fucking kek amerisharts
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>Be American
>Shart in ausfahrt
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