If Disney gave a shit about your country, what animal would

>>78510512
idk someone tell me about poland
but usa - eagle i guess

>>78510512
probably some shit from the jungle, since for them all sudacas are just the same

>>78510512
bobcat

>>78510512
Komodo maybe

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Uma delícia

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>>78510512

A bull?

>>78510512
>Australia and New Zealand being represented by the same caster
That shit wouldn't fly. Australians don't want to listen to that effeminate sheep fucker nonsense and they don't want to listen to an Australian read their news.

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Jaguar

>>78510552
Żubr

>>78510687
more like ORANGutang

>>78510512
falcon or wolf

>>78510512
Triggered 2bh

>>78511033
>>78510815
What's wrong with a koala?

>>78511073
It's an Australian animal.

>>78510512
A mop dog.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6a7vtm3iqFE

>>78510512
>US/Canada/France all in one
>And it's a moose
How to tell this image was made by a Quebecuck.

>>78511134
YOU ARE FUCKING AUSTRALIAN

>>78511073
koalas are the least intelligent mammals in exist

>>78511194
Nope.

>>78511222
Pandas.

>>78510512
why Japan's and China's are carnivore animals? wasn't the whole movie about racism and paranoia against carnivores?

>>78510512
I have no idea. Germany was never associated with an animal

Rooster or a Frog

Pike

>>78511491
Actually, a fox would be the best animal for Finland

>>78510512
It's a Moose for Sweden

The moose belongs to us.

>>78511222
Kangaroo.

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>>78510512
I'd put one of these if it was up to me.

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>>78511437
It was, but you fucked it up

I dunno, is there any animal that looks like a chessboard? you've got stripes, but square-shared furs are suspiciously absent(racism? perhaps!)

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>>78511517
Or flying squirrel because they are kawaii as fuck like me and my countrymen (not in sexual sense, but in endearing heart warming way) :)

>>78511437
The G*rman IS an animal

>>78511517
Why not reindeer?

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>>78511559
the more i look at it the more it looks like Red XIII but coyote version

dunno
lion or something underwater

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>>78511437
it's from warthunder :3

>>78511491
pike?

>>78511584
>>78511616
Finns are as shy and as cute as foxes. Their social behavior is very similar

A cow or a capricorn with a Mozart wig.

for finlad it should be a worm btw

>>78510698
fugggggg

>>78510698
KEK

>>78511138
i love these

>>78511688
Foxes are cunning and adventerous

>>78511194
Wow, too far mate.

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>>78510512
Unironically hares.

>>78511222
Americans

>>78511660
>cykas in charge of keeping their game good
dude cost guard lmao

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>>78510512
A cock

>>78510512
The moose was also voiced by CBC news anchor Peter Mansbridge, one of the last competent newsmen.

a lion probably

>>78511754
So are Finns

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>>78511768
patrician choice

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Switzerland is a dairy cattle

>>78511709
for rusia it should be a cockroach or rat btw

>>78511917
That or a St. Barnard dog.

le polar bear meme

Probably lynx

>>78511956
>le

9faggot fuck off

>>78511956
I think of whales to be honest

>>78511966
le angry 4channer

xD

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>>78511688
´kettu

>>78511956
a plankton would be fitting for norway

>>78511994
a salmon (lax) tbqh

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Alfred Jodocus Kwak

>>78511857
Awesome.

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The noble Dalmatian dog

>>78511994
try viper instead. unable to cause harm to any larger animal, but can at least cause annoyance and pain by biting them in the feet.

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>>78510512
>UK corgi

Surprised they didn't use the boring and overused British bulldog, even when we have far superior and cool doggos.

What about Austria?
>>78512057
UK is a lion

>>78511966
>being this new
>>78512014
Mostly I picked it because it's shy, but even if it's there no one tends to pay attention to it.

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>>78511966
Problem?

>>78512083
>there are 0 (zero) native lions in the UK
>adopts it at national animal
hmmmm

A bolivian

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>>78512083
>UK is a lion

I doubt Disney would have use a non-native species even if it is associated with British heraldry. Dog breeds are a safe bet, I would have gone for a border collie or an English springer spaniel.

>>78512138
I know right
but seriously there is that one imperial british picture with a big lion on a throne. its really inspiring

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>>78512138
hmm

>>78512208
He's obviously some kind of paki m8, and doesn't know that many European countries use lions in heraldry.

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>>78512208
Our national animal is the king of the forest: the moose

>>78511709
Agreed.

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>>78512164
When I think of British dog breeds I think of beagles

>>78512267
your national animal is a wild forest finn

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brits should choose their bigges native predator

>>78512315
fuck man why does it have to look so sad

>>78512308
the local animal of the commie blocks is the drunk finn

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>>78512267
I thought this was your national animal. How could you betray this awe inspiring magnificent beast?

>>78512267
Yesterday I learned that the Swedish army tried to train elks to ride into battlefields.
They don't

>>78512315
Pretty sure the seal is bigger :^)

>>78512327
Because he knows mummy May is just gagging to hunt him.

>>78512340
it's based on heraldic lions, and it's meant to be seen from the side.

>>78512327
the weight of responsibility as the apex predator

>>78512138
It actually, and you WON'T BELIVE THIS, has to do with Richard the I, AKA the Lionheart.

it became associated with the royal family after the marriage of Eleanor of Aquitaine to Henry II. The Lion is derived from the coat of arms of the Duchy of Aquitaine - Eleanor's family. Naturally, of course, the Lion as a symbol of British "pride" became symbolic of her son, the Lionheart.

Of course she had too many children to bother remembering, but the cool one made it into popular history so that's the shit everyone remembers

>>78512340
That's actually very good taxidermy for the time and place.

t. taxidermist

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I think we know.

>>78512348
Moose are literally too stupid to be properly tamed.

Fucking prehistoric piece of shit animal should've died out with the mammoths

>>78511942
>>78511917
I love both desu. Wouldnt ever be able to choose one over another.

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an anteater

>>78512409
Story goes the taxidermist had never even heard or seen a lion before iirc.

>>78512471
>too stupid to mindlessly do what they're told

whats the plural of moose? meese?

>>78512348
no that's false

>>78512471
>Moose are literally too stupid
the moose is retarded because he doesn't have any predators hunting him
however, since we have let the wolfs in Sweden breed, the moose become smarter

>>78512528
Go tame one then. I'm sure it'll work out great.

>>78512570
That story was told by a Swede though ;_;

>>78512471
>Alpha animal who doesnt take shit from anybody
>"HURR DURR WE CANT TAME HIM SO HE MUST BE RETARDED"

>>78512569
moose

>>78512599
it originates from some tales from the 18th/19th century because people thought/assumed the moose would scare horses thus a moosecavalry would rape the opponents

>>78512570
That's not going to change much. They're just as dumb in Russia and North America.
>>78512602
t. MIDF

>>78512580
>Judging a fish on its ability to climb a tree.

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>>78512164
spaniel a cute.

>>78511437
Germans have traditionally been associated with a wild boar/boar.
www.culturalboar.com/germany.html

Why exactly did France pick a rooster as their national animal?

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>>78511993

Goats for [spoiler]all of the middle East because they like to fuck them [/spoiler]

>>78512834
Oh cool, spoilers don't work here. I look retarded huh

>>78512699
Nice assumptions, however, I think moose are stupid because of their behavior and inability to analyze situation, danger and even what food is safe to eat, if you've ever encountered one you'd realize what they're actually like, hesafag.
Being unable to be tamed is just a side effect.

>>78512871
So what you're really saying is it would be very hard to train a moose to read the news live?

>>78512811
that one's pretty fucking complicared, in the most basic, not-entirely-accurate terms, the rooster used to be like an ornament on french churches, and since roosters are constantly waking you up, they were a symbol of vigilance.

the Coq Galluois(a play on words, as gallus is Gaul but also coq, or rooster), is kond of a symbol of the french people never letting their guard down, but during the Revolution it got adopted by those guys and then it became a whole thing.

It's just...it's weird and complicated

>>78512520
That makes sense, the physiology is obviously poor, but the craftsmanship and longevity are impressive.

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>>78512401
We seem to really like Richard I.

>>78512743
The best all around dog on earth is the llewellyn setter, a sub-breed of the English setter.

>>78512889
Indeed.

>>78512340

:P

>>78512966
wow, thanks for the excellent info. mate

>>78513048
>llewellyn setter

Never heard of it, sounds Welsh.

>>78512401
It goes further back than that as well. There most likely were european lions
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_lions_in_Europe
So its a very old symbol for rich families, dating back to ancient Greece. That it was used by the Duchy of Aquitaine is a way to show the connection with that family to that of the families of the antiquity.

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>>78510512
bald eagle a shit

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Alpaca~

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>>78513095
I think it was a Welsh breeder for whom they were named, but the UK kennel club just recognises them as English setters, the name llewellyn is only officially used in North America.
Basically just an english setter which is a little more versatile in that they can also effectively point, flush, and retrieve, in addition to setting. British kennels employed dozens of specialist dogs, in North America kennels were much smaller so versatility was needed. They are called the gentlemen's breed for their outstanding personality and behavior traits.

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>>78512871
>Nice assumptions
>Assumes I'm a hesafag
Someone got raped by a moose.

>>78513132
Nah, I mean you can definitely make those connections, but Lions were known to europeans for literally thousands of years before the English monarchy. The Ancient Greeks and by extension Romans were all about them lions. The adoption of the Lion symolically comes from Richard.
>>78513080
No problem. Usually I have to dump all this shit on my friends who are very much my friends DESPITE my lectures and not BECAUSE of them, so if anyone actually likes them that's great

>>78513208
Bald eagles are a bit shitty, but if you had to pick one remarkably retarded North American species it would be the bison. It took DDT to endanger the eagle, bison just got shot to death because they're retarded. At the time of European contact there were up to 60 million, 400 years later they were down to like 2 calves from which today's herds originate.
Fascinating animal historically, on par with the beaver, but unlike the beaver, totally fucking stupi.

>>78510512
Delet this

>>78511194
Sorry but we are not emu-cucks

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My wish would to be as a musk ox but it would probably be something gay.

>>78513278
That was the point, retard.

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>>78510698

>>78511768
glorified rats

>>78510973
orangutan is the white man of apes, we're not that likable

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>>78512138
lol you think the lion is ridiculous what about the fucking unicorn

>>78510512
>Australia
>not emu

>>78513811
>mane and male genitals in 2017

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>>78513811
Absolutely gorgeous

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>>78513838

>>78513811
The Unicorn is Scottish. Fuckin' Scots

>>78513811
the dexter(the right side) is the crowned lion of england, the sinister(the left side) is a chained unicorn. A Heraldic Unicorn is always a chained one, a free Unicorn is considered an uncontrollable engine of destruction by the Scots, because...Scotland.

God british people used to be so cool. what the fuck happened?

>>78513811
Despite it being a made up animal the unicorn is a proud beast who would rather die than be captured.

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>>78513811
I heard you like dragons and dragons on top of dragons.

Monkey maybe

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>>78514102
Hey, we're still cool.

>>78514213
Indeed.
>>78514192
Domine dirge nos

I don't know why, but I just can't stop laughing

>>78511437
You have the eagle, its still on your coat of arms.

>>78511163
It was voiced by a famous anglo-Canadian newscaster, you mong.

>leaf cup
actually sweetie the moose is ours

>>78514339
kys beaverfags

>>78513891
it's lion and his gf (male)

>>78512764
That's not halal, m8. Mutti Merkel's secret sharia police will be there within a few minutes

>>78514773
roosters are gay

>>78514805
If anything, they're the least gay of animals. They keep harems to themselves, and wake the working man for his day of toiling.

Thank God we didn't choose the lion for ourselves, which has the females hunt for him like an autistic child would be cared for, and has to kill the children of his competitors because of innate insecurity.

You now realize only mammals were in that movie.

>>78514805
The best and most sensible of nations choose animals that are useful and industrious, like the cock or beaver; asinine nations choose "totally fuckin' cool, radical, and awesome" animals like the bald eagle or lion. 'Cause they have claws and shit bro!!!

>>78515896
>like the cock or beaver

you did that on purpose. there's NO WAY you didn't do that on purpose...

>>78510512

>Moose
>US/France

He was fucking voiced by Peter Mansbridge, a 30 year CBC news caster.

>>78515966
;-]

>>78516074
Do you have a point? They also like decent journalism

>>78513788
i like indo girls

>>78516196

A moose with a leaf cup voiced by a CBC anchor is not representing US or France in any way.

a shiptar

A coyote.

>>78510512
Snow leopard

>>78514805
Just because I love cock doesn't mean I'm gay

>>78512267
Hi robbaz

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I would a chosen either a coyote or timber wolf

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>tfw used to have giant fucking eagles that could literally carry children off
>all dead

would've actually been a jurassic park island if our moas hadn't died aswell

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>>78511583
>what is Dalmatiner?
>what is Croatian Shepard?
>what is a badger

>>78510952
naicu

>>78511559
but anon, most of the guara population is on my country

>>78510512
Camel or Falcon

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These bloody things are everywhere. So maybe stone martens

>>78525903
Honestly, an American animation studio would probably make the Belgian reporter a talking waffle. That's literally all we know about your country.

>>78510512
Are you sure the moose is supposed to represent the US or France? It's kind of a Canadian thing as far as we're concerned. Especially with that leaf cup. The American would probably be a grizzly bear or something like that.

>>78525974
I'd expect a talking waffle if it didn't have to be an animal of some sort.
Maybe a butterfly with waffles for wings

>>78510512
>UK
>Corgi

This annoys me, because the whole point of the film is that there's no domesticated animals.

>>78513811
>Implying that's not awesome

>>78512458
>glorified seagull with annoying voice
fitting.

>>78510512
Either a wolf, or a fox

germany - eagle
france - rooster
spain - bull
canada - beaver
sweden - moose
usa - bison
china - panda
australia - kangaroo
new zealand - kiwi
wales - sheep
russia - bear
india - elephant
brazil - ape
turkey - cockroach

>>78526731
I don't identify Italy with either.Maybe the fox but it doesn't scream Italian to me

>>78527032
russia must be a rat

>>78512458
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=48vn7Q0W1Ls

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>>78514773
Why cant French resist Big Black Cock?

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>>78520976
kiwis>giant fucking eagles that could literally carry children off 2bh kiwis are CUTE

>>78527032
>usa - bison
Bald eagle

A tiger.

>>78513240
I love yuu gay-flag poster

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>>78510642
>annoying
>autistic
>fucking useless
Checks out

>>78511559
Why are it's legs so long? What in the fuck? That's a dog on stilts