ChihuahueƱo :3 :3 :3 edition
all of you are posting on the internet, while I'm posting IN the internet.
pendejos
Reminder that no one will ever be able to hate you more than you already hate yourself
PERRO RATA CACA
PLEASE FUCK ME
I'M SO HOOORRNNYYY~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4ls0uY3O_c
need to transfer my .pdf copy of "100% Safe Verified Safe Book How to Bomb the US Government"
Can somebody post hte "im karl marx and i aprove this message2 meme
Why is the band called U2 if im not involved
>>78509485
what if i don't hate myself at all?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH2EgYq_NCY
>>78509485
wording this post desu
I'm a human being and I deserve to be loved, just like everyone else.
>>78509513
excellent post
>>78509542
you don't
>>78509542
you dont' deserve love, and nobody else does either
play this with your crush
http://36questionsinlove.com/
love has to be given in some cases, but in other cases it must be achieved
Before I was familiar with the concept for Evangelion I thought it was about three kids trapped on Mars for a long time.
How I wish it was that simple.
>>78509542
IF I CANNOT BE LOVED, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK YOU CAN?
>>78509410
awwwww
>with
>your
>crush
>>78509605
cuz I ain't you
>>78509599
i like your pic
>>78509612
*drops defibrillators*
grabbing a med kit
heh..... i really do hate myself
>he thinks anyone deserves anything
What is the best state?
>>78509689
dont care
>>78509662
I hate you too
>>78509689
cali
i deserve a girlfriend
>>78509689
Idaho
>>78509689
None you FUCK. It depends on what people are looking for.
who here eats shit?
>>78509709
this
>>78509689
illinois
i deserve a (You)
>>78509689
Badiddlyboing, Odawidaho
I wish someone would nuke The United States
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEEx3oUuiII
need a gf like this
>>78509742
wait on KIM x-D
>>78509700
heh jokes on you dumbass, i already know that
Mexico: El gigante de Concacaf!
>>78509755
lehigh wtf
>>78509727
windbag wtf
>>78509762
Huh... that's how you get easy (You) just by asking "What is the best state?"
HEEEEY ANON!
Want me to get down on my knees? HURRY THE FUCK UP AND ANSWER ME YOU LOW TEST KEK!
*poops into Danmark's butt*
>>78509812
y-y-yeah...
>*poops into Danmark's butt*
The absolute state.
I've already drank 2+ gallons of water yet am dehydrated
>>78509832
*Knees you in the balls*
I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!
*Knees you again*
WHO THE FUCK POOPED ON MY BUTT
WHAT THE FUCK???!
Ban the Danes
Why are lesbians past the age of 25 consistently such terrible people?
Let's blame the Maine on Dane.
>>78509777
i like your pic
>>78509848
that post was better than about half the posts in this thread so far
Why do niggers say "yo" instead of "your"?
>>78509886
Allah is punishing them for being dykes.
>>78509862
a bit yandere
Newfoundland has a small population and an even smaller native population. If I start asking around for an overweight incestuous weeaboo I'm gonna find you.
Last chance, if your fat alcoholic ass doesn't stop posting anime shit I will do everything in my power to hunt you down.
ććŖćéć大å«ć
>>78509912
>Your, what's up?
>>78509886
lesbianism is the result of demonic possession
>>78509898
>>78509862
>>78509866
why are you bullying so much?
>>78509925
he's a white autist from quebec
>>78509912
why do crackers say What's up instead of WHAT'S CRACKING
Business Idea that might just save the USA:
Impeach Trump and make Ben Shapiro president with a 20 year term
>>78509938
kys leaf
Me at the alt right rally
>>78509964
not my alt right
>78509960
>still thinks i'm a leaf
>>78509925
I'M WAITING FOR YOU TO FUCK ME! PLEASE FUCK ME ALREADY YOU FUCKING C-U-C-K!
>>78509912
They don't use a rhotic R following the O sound. Example: poor becomes po'
>>78509999
>>78510001
>poland
>canada
>denland
>japan
why are all countries with red and white flags inherently evil?
kinda really wanna watch saved by the bell desu
>>78509999
fuck check my numbers
>>78510040
how many cute pics do you have now?
I've been to Nova Scotia before. Not a fan.
The beers were cheap though.
What comes to mind when you see this?
Would really quite enjoy the killing of John Oliver and all those other Brit fucks on American TV
going out for a smoke
My parents recently said they're proud of me. This is a new development.
>>78510035
;_; Except medikits, right?
>>78510071
jews
>>78510080
what did you do to make them proud?
>>78510055
180 at the moment
I don't think I'll ever be able to hit the 5000 mark again since I'm not a neet now and don't really watch anime anymore
>>78510057
Cape Breton is basically not NS.
Cape Breton is only part of Nova Scotia because they need something to point to when anyone asks about culture.
>>78510071
>some faggot on 4chan thinks this is provocative
>>78510079
Let me join you.
>>78510115
the system broke you down man
sad stuff
>>78510137
go back to africa
>>78509488
Same
>>78510137
Will you have sex with my sister? She is white
>>78510162
It happens to almost everyone
>>78510122
Cape Breton is where I'm going to go die
I'll die there with my lover, and we'll finally be there forever and ever and I'm going to fuck him for all eternity.
>>78510162
I don't even enjoy video games anymore and I'm significantly more depressed than when I was a neet
if I don't fix this I'm going to become an alcoholic at 21 and kill myself by 30
>>78510105
Nothing in particular. I just kinda got my shit together.
>>78510221
reminds me of high school
>>78510255
kys neet
got a filtered reply
hola~
>tfw University starts tomorrow
>Gonna see a ton of Black and brown guys with thier White British gfs
Can't wait lads
>>78510323
have fun
>>78510137
people here bitch when you call soda, pop
>have wagie job
>never show up, rely on handouts from family
>drink and do drugs constantly
When should I kill myself partners?
>>78510323
hmmm you seem like the type to sit in your room and shitpost year around anyway
>>78510323
every time is go outside i see interracial breeding
Croissant
im using duolingo, and anki now.
fucking look at me go.
>>78510383
what language are you learning
>>78510383
good luck
en passant
bought tooth floss today
me on the left
>>78510419
hey i recognise that nonce
i wonder how differently i would perceive reality had i never used the internet
>>78510375
Which state? How do I move there?
>>78510434
You'd probably be more naĆÆve
>>78510179
We're all Africans.
>>78510211
No, because I'm married.
>>78510451
virginia
>We're all Africans.
>>78510383
is duolingo actually good for moon?
>tfw no gf to breastfeed from
>>78510498
it's something
would you impregnate a japanese girl?
>>78510480
Brb moving to Virginia
>>78510532
I should give it a shot sometime
>>78510227
go back to neetdom for your own sake
>>78510543
yes
>>78510543
in a femtosecond
>>78510543
I wouldn't impregnate anyone tbqh, fuck children. My genes don't deserve to be passed on.
how long does it take you guys to get though a cum thread
*responsibly enjoys alcohol in moderation*
>>78510586
1.5-11 hours
>>78510561
not an option
if I have to live with my mom and stepdad for more than another year I'm 100% going to kill myself
>>78510586
Long enough
>>78510592
Fucking nerd
>>78510606
wanna become roommates?
>>78510586
About an hour, or an hour and a half. It gets really slow in the dead hours though. I guess that's why it's called the dead hours. Usually when the best coast is asleep. If you don't know the best coast kys.
>>78510592
eyyy lad let's brrrrrrrink som whiske in excess
Does anyone know any good websites for specific fetish stories?
>>78510635
>If you don't know the best coast kys.
>>78510592
Why arent you in the discord, I asked you a kweschin
>>78510659
>Childhood is watching anime.
>Adulthood is realizing that you can't enjoy anime anymore and will never be happy again because all of your pleasure centers have dulled with age
Gonna make a discord for elite /cum/ posters
population:
me
>>78510646
trick question, both coasts suck dick and everyone that lives on either should commit sudoku
>>78510689
so it's gonna be a shitty discord...
the chat room for elite /cum/ posters is a secret channel on irc
quite simply don't care
>>78510646
Okay? It's really not that difficult. Enjoy your stay. Who knows, if you play you cards right... It could get fun tonight. I have a thing for British boys~
>>78510683
would unironically watch this starring taytay
>actually caring
Both the Discord and IRC are shite.
>>78510586
depends on the time
*sharts*
my new wallpaper
>>78510632
illinois has a round1 so that'd actually be pretty cool
>>78510767
word
anyone remember the vapeman gimmick
>>78510807
never heard of round 1 desu
Might check it out
Wallpaper?
My oc
>anyone remember the vapeman gimmick
>>78510828
it has bemani cabs
I'd kill to have one near me
my wallpaper
hey anon, can u here me?
*eats potatoes for dinner*
>>78510845
You got me
sam hyde is funny
Nice
YLĆS VELJET VALKOISET
>anyone remember the vapeman gimmick
>>anyone remember the vapeman gimmick
>>>anyone remember the vapeman gimmick
White supremacist music is like Christian music. It exists but not worth listening to unless you're a faggot.
>>78510954
>>78510974
You guys must think you are really funny
>>>>anyone remember the vapeman gimmick
>>78510884
Hello
found a japanese TV host with gorg feet
browsing her instagram top to bottom now on the hunt for foot selfies
>>78511065
link
>>78511065
Wait a second. You aren't just trolling with foot pictures, you really like them?
MOMMY
>>78511078
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXFYzigFpZO/
nohomo
has anyone tasted their own cum
nohomo
>>78511113
t. homo
IM SO BORED
damn nice
https://www.instagram.com/p/BXm7XwmlnoQ/?taken-by=tamarumaki
>>78511113
yes
>>78511131
hallo wie getz
>>78511113
May have by accident
i need friends
>>78511141
>getz
>>78511141
Ich bin etwas mĆ¼de. Dabei ist es doch erst zwei Uhr morgens. Wie geht es Dir so?
>>78511191
Hablas espaƱol maldito vende quesos PENDEJO
This international chinese student was crying to me about people thinking she's ugly and how she doesnt think she deserves a man
Felt pretty bad desu. Put a damper on my day
>>78511140
>>78511152
honestly what did it taste like
whenever i smell mine all i can think of is a bag of used tissues
*teases you*
>>78511216
porque no le dijiste que pensabas que era linda
>>78511191
Was bei euch ist schon 2 Uhr? Wir haben es erst 1 hier
>>78511216
was she ugly?
>>78510221
Too true...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>78511236
salty kinda like tears t b h
>>78511216
mĆ¼de auch
>>78511277
negroe
>>78511277
dont copy me
I didn't get any condoms when going to college because I don't expect to have sex
>>78511259
You must have abolished daylight saving in Germany time then.
fuck
>>78511258
estaba trabajando :(
>>78511261
:/
I don't find her particularly attractive but she's really nice
Met a fob Taiwanese chick the same night who was 10/10 though
should i start playing overcuck again
>he isn't studying japanese or reading textbooks
in other news im thinking about cracking open a beer in a bit.
>>78511308
kys
>>78511321
got foot shots of any of them?
>>78511309
Incel mentality
>>78511321
give her to me
>he is not on hte /cum/ elites discord
what a loser
I'd go get beer but I dont want to leave the apartment
>>78511339
nop, they were both in sandals though and it was quite the sight ;)
*sips coffee*
*spams about Clack in the Discord*
imagine not being in the /cum/ irc channel
>discord
>>>/r/eddit
>using IRC
is 2017 grandpa
Chat rooms are for fags.
>Discord
somebody buy me this hoodie
>>78511359
link x
list of /cum/ elite posters:
me
Cara is ugly.
>>78511482
cara is like so 2015
want a gf to do this
>>78511466
you are not on the list >>78511482 so no can do
sorry
>>78511393
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii :3
>about to bang an asian qt
>she says shes 16 after you stick it in
What would you do?
just ordered a watch caseback remover so I can regulate my wristwatch
>>78511542
legal
cara is hotter than this gook chink whore wannabe pornstar misa
>>78511529
how old is misa
>>78511542
16 is legal here but I have moral qualms about miscegenation
>>78511542
take off the condom
>>78511572
you are so fucking stupid
>I have moral qualms about miscegenation
>>78511572
true
>>78511595
fugg forgot that had nips :DDD
who is misa
>>78511595
Wish I could spam about racemixing in /brit/ again but I don't have my Latina folder. It was fun.
im DEFINITELY going to crack open a cold one in a second
imagine being handsome
still waiting for a chinese speaker to give me a lengthy rundownpill on who exactly misa is and
>>78511625
oh
we have a prat in brit who also spams some gook who looks about 12 and if you reverse image search her..
>>78511666
big fan
i think age of consent should be 16 but people 24/23 or older fucking 16 yo's are icky
>>78511677
>Sad Girl Club
Is she ok???
>>78511657
imagine being handsome and not understanding what it's like to be ugly
>>78511689
yea she's fine
Remember when cara wasn't a weeb?
>>78511695
I wouldnt mind knowing this feel
>>78511657
i dont have to imagine
>Hey son, what are you watching?
>I'm watching Pant&Stocking
Reminder that im a Chad
how do i get a turkish gf?
should i reactivate my interpals profile?
Do you go to the fair?
>>78511772
Wish I were at the Wisconsin State Fair rtfn
the gf
imagine how their feet smell
>>78510991
White People shouldn't be allowed to make music
>>78511862
Like poo
>>78511862
like curry
need an indian gf
>>78511862
lemme think
st anger is a good song
>>78511894
yum
>Grand mother pissed as fuck because she couldn't open the door lock with her key and i was telling she wouldn't be able to do it because the slider is damaged (which she damaged) and because i told her to step aside
>Still angry because i sprayed it with WD40 and opened in the first try when i moved her aside because she was about to break her key
Women.
>Inb4 WD40
I use Triflow but the can was empty and that was all i had around.
neir automata ending but real life
>>78511918
whats she thinking about?
>>78510951
day of the rope for the animefags?
>>78511938
i haven't beaten it
>>78511955
you should
>>78511962
>>78511929
Why women never want to admit they were wrong?
>>78511962
I am In possession of what can only be called an erect penis
>>78511990
they are children mentally
>>78511962
doesnt germany has child porn laws
>whole thread is whacking one off rn
lmao
>>78511929
>Triflow
what a faggot WD 40 is the what your dad used and it's what you will you use you runt
somebody make a new thread already
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-oU2xlViRQ
what do indian/white mixed people look like?
>>78512089
>>78512104
they look white
>>78512112
boring
>>78512112
They do not
300....