Alright lads, I need help. Where the fuck do I open this flashlight

>>78497991
put it in your ass, then twist, then it'll open for you to change your batteries

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protip: not at the front

>>78497991
Throw that shit away, it's a disposable torchlight.

>>78497991
>flashlight

Fuck off yank

Unscrew the rear bit where the cord is connected.

>>78498125
no
i dont want it to be disposable
its light was shone so bright

>>78498209
I meant vasaljós of course.
And the rear end does not seem to move.
I'm struggling

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>>78498044
>>78498707
Hang on I didn't see the second photo it didn't load up, you've just taken the battery compartment off, the coil there is the negative terminal for the battery, that round silver thing is the battery.

>>78498768
no
but then I can't change batteries
it was my favourite light

>>78499151
Buy new batteries

>>78499151
Just use your phone

>>78499151
Throw it away, it'a a disposable torch light.

>>78498125
>>78499376
flashlights are disposable now? what the FUCK

>>78499151
>it was my favourite light
dont sperg out autist

>>78499430
Yes

>>78499430
No theyre not, hes joking

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>>78499178
ITS NOT A BATTERY YOU SCORPION
>>78499241
>>78499376
So heartless

>>78497991
looks like theres 4 different sections you can unscrew

>>78499764
MATE YOU'VE FUCKED IT NOW, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

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>iceland threads

>>78499800
the other sections wont respond
>>78499945
send help

>>78500147
I have an angle grinder you can borrow if you are in akureyri

>>78500147
twist harder

>>78500340
Ég bý í R*ykjavík
>>78500802
I need strong celtic hands to help me

>>78501014
Throw it away, it's a disposable flashlight

>>78501300
The only thing here that's disposable is you

>>78497991
Start twisting and turning things, using your opposable thumbs.
Be smarter than the flashlight.

>>78501632
Really just throw it away, stop being a little child, it's just a fucking torchlight.

>douse it in petrol
>set it alight
>its now as bright if not brighter then it was before
noob

>>78497991
The back where the cord is attached screws off.

>>78502503
Nice to hear all that education money payed off

>>78502124
This is why you're a thirld world country, instead of working towards progress you give up instead.

>>78502503
I have been trying to screw it off, but the little shit wont move

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>>78498209
>hey bro gotta flashlight?
>nah mate I only got me torch innit

>>78502616
There's no progress to be made if the torchlight is meant to be thrown away in the first place.

Throw it away, it's a disposable torchlight

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>>78502616
Wrap the cord around it and pull on it for leverage.

You're gonna throw it away in the end.

>>78502837
Why are you trying to coax him into trowing it away like you're some kind of demon whispering into his ear?

>>78502875
Because it's a disposable torchlight.

>>78498044
Shake vertically. By any chance that black part would come off.

the cap you fucking retarded viking negro?

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>>78502756
thank you
>>78502675
>>78502899
no
stop this rudeposting

>>78503148
Did you yank it or something? Anyways did you try unscrewing it on the seam between the button and the Grundig logo?

>>78497991
How can it take 15 people two and a half hours to change batteries to a fucking flashlight?
>>78503148
And it isn't even open yet, fuck.

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I thought that Varg said that the true Gnordic arjuhns with blue eyes see in the dark?

>>78503148
lol that analnimous just broke your torch

you should contact gookmoot and make him give you his private info and make him buy you a new one.

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>>78497991
you turn and pop it

>>78503247
We're really bad at this...

>>78497991
It's the middle. That a CR123A? They do that so you can use AA as well.

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>>78503215
No I just pulled normally. And I have but it wont budge at all there either.
I'm trying a new stragety in pic related
>>78503247
please I want it to work again
>>78503476
Do I pop it gently?

>>78503955
At least use a set of pipe pliers if you're gonna use tools

>>78497991
i thought it was a fleshlight
i dunno anything about flashlights

>>78497991
>literally GRUNDIG
is that a flashlight brand these days?
in america it was known as a high end radio brand.

>>78503998
This is the only thing I found in my dads workcar, it was either this or a huge wrench.
I sadly didn't manage to find a vicegrip as I intended

Good thread

>>78504096
feel like im in KC. prefer this to the 24/7 wh*Tes threads

>>78504507
Funny. I was thinking the same thing

Alright that's it, I'm about to go down to grandmothers garage and sort this out

I have accompliced nothing

>>78504733
Fuck sake m8, a flashlight is nothing to kill yourself over.

>>78504733
I'm late to this thread but you can simply figure out the model of the torch and find the manual on Grundigs website, no need to ask anons.

>>78505251
I actually tried that earlier but couldn't find any manuals, at least for this flashlight. It's Grundig 14155-GF155.

>>78504873
If a man is not willing to fight for the light, then what is worth fighting for?
>>78505251
I'll look into this

>>78505457
well apparently they decided to not have any support for their flashlight models, all I've seen so far is that it takes 1 AA battery

>>78506090
Probably because you shouldn't need a manual for a flashlight, well unless you are OP.

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Ok im on my way now

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>this entire thread

>>78506404
godspeed

Just throw it out it's useless if you can't open it

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Welcome
Sorry about the mess anon, I didn't have time to clean

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What the fuck

>>78507246
Haha, you are going to fuck it up so bad.

>>78507246
lubricate the wrench with black paint to get maximum coverage. it's what the pros do

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I DID IT! GUYS I DID IT

>>78507400
looks kinda broken

>>78507400
How old was the battery? It looks like that fucker has leaked all over your flashlight.

probably factory heat sealed


you may have to put it in the oven and heat it up 100+ C to get the cap to unseal.

>>78507400
I'm proud of you m8. God job

>>78507600
If you look closely it has threads. It looks like the battery was really old and started leaking locking the cap in place.

>>78498044
>>78499430
>>78502503
>>78506530
>>78507396
>>78507492
är det här /nordic/?

>>78507492
>>78507516
I'm cleaning it with prolong and scraping as much of the shit off as I can

>>78507748
Thank you greatest ally

>>78506404
what kind of chevy is that

>>78506933
clean your fucking garage m8