Why are American cops so fat? You can't be a cop here if

>>78496388
American institutions are underfunded, cops earn very little money, so american police cant be really picky when it comes to employees

Because George W. Bush was elected as POTUS back in 2000. If Al Gore had won, then the police wouldn't consist of fat asses.

Haven't you seen the movie The One with Jet Li and Jason Statham??

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>>78496388
They have such strong unions they are impossible to fire once hired, they need to be fit to join but after the academy they can literally get away with murder.

>>78496457
He might call for backup and if you get caught by the fitter cops, they will tack on "resisting arrest" into your initial charge.

Americans are so fat and stupid that we should call them Fatstupids lol

Sometimes I watch those road rage videos on youtube and the cop is always fat and point his gun at whoever he wants to arrest even though they're harmless

>>78496457
Unironically, this.

>>78496457
We have strong unions too yet they can get fired if they are unable to do their job

>>78496722
Well here, at least in my city, the cops just let the red light cameras do their job for them these days, so they can still do that when they're fat.

>>78496653
that's protocol

European """"cops"""""
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=5MY-CC3bQP8

>>78496388
I know right? They want respect? Then stop being a fat bastard.

>>78496388
they do an excellent job anyway