>go to Denmark
>take a shit on some meadow
>Geological Institute of Denmark declares it the highest mountain of the country
protip: this also works in Holland
>go to germany
>take a shit on some meadow
>forgotten landmine explodes
>>78484539
good post
>go to Netherlands
>spill glass of water
>flood happens
>go to the usa
>take shit on some meadow
>get caught, listed as a sex offender, deported without the right to return if you are not a citizen, have to register as a sex offender for life so everybody knows you are one if you are a citizen
>>78484617
>>78484539
>>78484675
>go to Russia
>take shit on some meadow
>people start celebrating because they finally have something to eat
>>78484837
It's more about ukraine
>>78484837
>go to germany
>shit on some meadow
>a new german was born!
>>78484934
Salty
>>78484955
>go to Papua-NewGuinea
>take a shit on some meadow
>cannibals start hunting me and I end up on some grill
>>78484837
we are not that poor
>>78484539
>go to germany
>take a shit in some meadow
>german government declares him a citizen if he's brown enough
>>78484539
>go to Germany
>take a shity on some meadow
>Germans start digging it up
>go to america
>take a shit in middle of street
>shit disappears into the ground because the country is shit anyways
>go the the Netherlands
>clog toilet with a fat log of a shit
>flush anyway
>flood the entire country from the inside
>>78485508
Its cute but pretty weird actually
>go to Germany
>take a shit on some meadow
>Germans come with magnifying glasses to inspect the stool
>>78485645
This, why do shit shelves even exist?? Nowadays you don't see them here but in schools or any old building with commie history theres too many of them
>>78485508
>Denmark is so flat, Hollywood wants to use it as a stunt double for Keira Knightley
>>78485645
>go to america
>shit in wallmart
>you know the rest
>go to India
>take a shit on some meadow
>>78485775
>go to pakistan
>take a shit
>people look at me and said namaste