any nordic frens lurking? whats are danish girls like? there

thats retarded and it won't work. you'd be better off inviting her to a beach for some fun in the sun. you guys have huge coast lines, there has got to be some place you can take her. For fuck sake its not like Denmark has beaches; use that to your advantage

>>78484129
>denmark
>scandinavia

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Hello.
>what are danish girls like?
I don't know.

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That's like wanting to impress a Korean girl with your knowledge of anime

>>78484129
Just talk about Schleswig-Holstein and how the danes had it coming. Also about how the Swedes should have been the natural leaders of the Kalmar union

>>78484312
you're never more than 50km away from a beach in denmark.

>>78484129
hey bro if you want to impress her say "jeg er bosse" it can't be translated directly into english but it means something like "you are in my heart" and "i would do anything for you"

good luck!

>>78484129
Make fun of Finns, works real life too

Research Estonian history and get into a heated argument about Estonia being Nordic. Present evidence if necessary. That will surely impress her.

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>>78484417
Excellent post! Also bring up the treaty of Roskilde 1658, and the 1434 Engelbrekt rebellion in which Danish-Norweigan forces were defeated by Swedish peasants who wanted lower taxes.

>>78484129
Ask her if shes into choking during sex