/cum/

'sup

Fuck california

<3 California

>statues of traitors to this country should be taken down immediately!

>fuck drumpf not my president! we must create a revolution comrades!

huh

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>>78442975

buonasera

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>>78442975

The PNW is American in name only

Regional pride is stupid. We're all united

when will Oregon just admit theyre Tsundere for California

>>78443038
Lmao no we are not. Fuck the flyovers

>dude fuck liberals! They are traituurrds to ameriga!
>proceeds to praise the confederacy

nothing I like about that place
every time ive been i hated it

>>78443055
hmm nice attempt to hijack my meme danelad but not this time
*teleports myself into the body of the danish prime minister*
*invites millions of somalians into denmark on national tv*
nothin personnel kid

>>78443085
You think uou can defeat me?....hmph..
*teleports infront of you and get you scared*
Heh too easy
*kicks you in the stomach and send you flying*
Well i guess this is goodbye heh...

what if slavery really wasnt so bad after all?

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>>78443158
n-no

fuck, its already almost 12:30

poonited states of americrap

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>>78443319

>>78443022
THIS

boobs
:^)

>>78443463
yah nigga you know what's up

This is a Christian image board please remove any offensive or adult language.

listening to jazz

ass
:^)

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>listening to jazz

you have a jazz album on your topsters list, you asshat

snatch
:^)

its 3:40 and I cant sleep

knees
:^)

>>78443637
post cute knees

fuck you fucking dane post some cute fucking knees this fucking instant or i'm going to lose my fucking mind

Je t'aime

fuck the police

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Fuck joan of arc

>>78443802
Man. That's fuck up.

shitlibs and muds are subhuman

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Why should I care about a bunch of dead Spaniards?

>>78443782
i didn't kneel yet desu wa ;3

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tfw no joan of arc gf

>>78442958
zitto
i
t
t
o

>>78444123
>>78442975
Uuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmmmmm where's your eagle and cactus? You wouldn't actually be a dago who'd have the gall to disregard the edition, would you?

>>78444012
french are pretty gay for burning her up 2bh

>>78444012
smoking hot :^)

>>78444320
not appropriate

>>78444381
shared this with my friends

>>78444454
did they like it?

>>78444496
dunno yet. they're all asleep

just fapped

>>78444539
same

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hope my dad has a shade 12 welding mask
dont know if i can view the eclipse if he doesnt

rum and OJ
yum

>M-m-muh roads
Just shut up already

i want to ___ denmark

>>78444864
kiss

>>78444864
kill
torture
annihilate
remove
burn
holocaust

received a filtered (You)

>>78444946
>kill
No.
>torture
No.
>annihilate
No.
>remove
No.
>burn
No.
>holocaust
No.

>>78445003
From who? >:^[

also received a filtered (You)

>>78445049
not you!
*kisses you*

i filtered the word filter

hey guys check out this neat documentary I just stumbled across
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6_pmCudYno

@78445056
Reeeeaaagghhh >>:^0000


>>78445071
<:^*

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Starting to wish I grew up in the Midwest lads

*insults your haplotype*

R1B-U106 is unironically the peak of humanity

I just unironically sharted myself
I had to sneeze and when I did I lost control and spewed a bit out not even meming

*sharts*

>>78445292
>>78445310
*puts a cork up your ass so you won't shart*

just got myself a genuine filtered (You)

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>>78444012
lol found her twin

>>78445451
well I came back just in time

>>78445427
',:^[

was really tempted to pick up familytreedna's test since it's on sale for 69 bucks and they seem to be one of the best, but they strip out data so you can't do the health related shit with promethease and you have to pay extra to know your haplogroups. kinda jewish desu

>>>78445467
seems like a ripoff
pay for the better one cheapskate

>>78445584
Who are you replying to?

>>78445657
wrong one the one above me

>>78445657
>replying to the wrong person

What an idiot

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>>78445793
life moves on

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>>78444012
>>78445451

>>78445870
Joan of THICC

>>78445870
F A T T

A year or so ago I read a really convincing article which posited that John McCain was not a POW but actually helped the North Vietnamese after getting captured.

>>78444663
Don't ruin your eyes.

post bitchy girl music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5m9hD0XogEQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVth_C1zYrw

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POST YOUR EYES

>>78446473
no

>>78445925
LOW TESTT

we need to build a wall to prevent the muslim cartel from smuggling drugs across the syrian border in mexico

i need to move to japan

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this guy's actually pretty cool even though his antivirus sucks

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ameriga explain yourself

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>>78442975
Did you just post in the "No Italians" edition?

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>>78442958
>>78443017
>>78444227
>>78450480
It seems my superiorty has led to some controversy

>>78450194
were having a great leap forward myob

You now remember Hillary Clinton

>ac broken at work
>sweating so much my cigarettes are falling apart in my shirt pocket
not cool dude wtf

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>smoking

is it natural to hate anyone with power?

>>78450957
not if they are benevolant

Just got done rooting around in some old bird all night. It got nasty towards the end but I feel like a better person because of it.

>>78451106
i hate them even more
they know they can get away with exploiting other people if theyre just nice about it

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I want to suffocate in Ran's armpits

https://youtube.com/watch?v=vFPAe1Rm110

Damn. Made me think.

Fridays are the best bc no cara haha

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im back from work you guys

wisconsin

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I haven't been online since February and I'm excited to be back.

>>78452398
Wassup nigga. Lookin for some dank curd?

>>78452907
jail??
bb>>78452950
close, iphones

>>78452907
I envy you

>>78450480
Don't you see my flag?
I'm from Ireland.

>>78450162
He hasn't had anything to do with the antivirus in years, so you're in luck.

>>78453002
>>78453048
I was just taking a break. Aside from e-mail and connection to state library system I could permanently disconnect tomorrow without missing much.

>>78453002
I haven't much opinion Foxconn moving plant to Wisconsin aside that its position on border with Illinois will likely mean it will feed their economy more than ours. Have a browse if you please some editorials on the matter : https://isthmus.com/topics/foxconn/

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i feel like dogshit

>>78453347
And you look like it too.

Sister would not go to school today

>>78453387
thanks
>captcha: calle calle

>>78453460
shell be skipping class to suck off jamal in the boys bathroom soon enough no worries

https://youtu.be/iRUSQm5ZskQ

>>78453764
aiont clink that

>>78453842
dumb ding-a-ling

>>78453764
regrettably he gained back full sight

>>78453764
that actually happened to me.
i was bending the stick until it exploded.

>>78453547
She's in her room atm

>>78453979
is that why you're like this?

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>>78454036
don't insult me

https://youtu.be/nEhM1NsTg_Q

me

good morning
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4BSJAAo1uNY

I havent bought a new console since 2009

i've never owned a console
went to my neighbor's house for some snes and n64 fun

i owned all the playstations. BING BING can suck it :^)

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Fuck allergies desu

last time i bought a new console was in 2009 when i bought a used xbox 360 to go along with my fat ps3, so I could play MW2 with my school friends and not just the friends who only had a ps3 like I did
surprised it never red ringed tbqh

kill yourselves fucking scumbags

sorry im not suicidal

i miss baja chan and greenland

i said GOOD MORNING
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Irk88h73isU

>>78454927
name one thing good about it

>>78454960
the number of dislikes

>>78454987
i meant the morning you ding-a-ling

>>78455009
idc

>>78455025
idiot

>>78455043
asshole

I am a white nationalist

>>78455319
so now all you gotta do to trigger everyone in america is point at someone in a crowd and yell white supremacist and then shit will just go down or what

>>78455356
This is how feared we are

>>78455356
probably in places like california

>>78443173
it'doesn't be fine if the niggers stayed in africa and we just used the irish

>>78455469
*it'd
what the fuck

>>78443173
if it was so bad we wouldn't have done it for the first ~101850 years of human civilization

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>>78455469
>imagining a world where only whites were used as slaves in america

it would be utopia

>>78455553
That literally happened though

>>78455593
i dont think thats right

>>78455629
i heard about the terrorist attack today, i'm glad youre safe bud

Don't worry. NEETS replace no one. They will be protesting as long as they live in denial of themselves.

The alt right white nationalist movement is only there to create a shock of energy into the left's dying movement.

Imagine the lefties in this country... every day they lose more and more people's interest because life takes over... people need to work, people want to live their life, people want to let go of politics and do something.

So in order to keep the left together they need an enemy. In order to keep the people politically active, (((they))) introduce this alt right neo nazi flag swinging bunch of idiots to march around in hopes they trigger the lefties.

Suddenly this alt right white supremacist movement becomes live, CNN and every main stream media outlet broadcasts this 24/7.

Now the left has an enemy in their face and not just any enemy, it's an enemy they have been educated about as being the most evil and vile group in the world. A group that threatens relationships between races and has an authoritarian view, so to say.

(((they))) need the alt right white supremacist movement to continue so that the people don't unite and go after (((them)))

>>78455677
refugees at full speed ahead and religion of peec
i dont live in turku, im not gay X_DDD

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did this in faceapp

tldr

>>78455709
when will europe ban assault religions

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>>78455775
as long as money is involved, never

amerislaves

>>78455800
i love that comic but is that an alien in one of the slides

>>78455836
yes
might be a Brazilian too dont know the spurdo lore that deeply

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>>78455836
it's me

>>78455874
you got what was coming

slap a ""jap""

No, please. Stay here.

why finland post here

does finland even have any history with canada mexico or usa

el haitiano

lets experiment from now on nobody replies directly to anyone

>>78455985
he's our token white boi

el haitiano xd im so funny and original hurr durr

hes a quasi-mongoloid like you mejico

el haitiano is upset

el autismo talking to himself again

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>>78456048

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>>78455893
REEEEE

Promise you'll remember that you're mine. Baby, can you see through the tears?

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Finished setting up my uncles firestick so he can watch TV in the middle of bumfuck nowhere

only took me an entire day of my life

he offered to pay me but I have some autismo thing where I can't accept money for helping people

bon appetit

I told you that no matter what you did I'd be by your side.

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>>78456409

>>78456409
ching chong ricenigger proxy

what ?

i miss 2007 /pol/

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>>78456474

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>>78456474
>>78456457

japan = el haitiano
taiwan = FK

c/d?

my shit still burns from the curry and i still have some in the fridge

Blue jeans, white shirt, walked into the room you know you made my eyes burn, it was like James Dean for sure.

>>78456648
her ur talkin about me

>>78456663
hey qt

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>>78456603

Love you more than those bitches before

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R8 my lunch

in the future we will create viruses that kill all other viruses and keep us healthy

>>78444012
>wanting a heretic

>>78456861
no/10

>>78456861
easy mac is disgusting imo but i never ate it growing up
can enjoy spaghettios tho

>>78456861
>no sauce

>>78456861
pretty good, i hope that meat is done right, and its tender

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the cat

We were dancing all night, we were dancing all night, we were dancing all night, we were dancing all night, we were dancing all night, we were dancing all night

I want another girlfriend.

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>>78457001
haha just realized hes looking to different directions
apu tier

>>78457001
Your cat looks kinda peeved off.

It's the weirdest thing 99% of the time I have the worst sense of smell of anybody I've ever met. But I can sniff out even the faintest smell of weed that even the people with the strongest sense of smell that I know can't smell.

I think weed fucked up my nose or something

>>78457062
he doesnt like cameras, or direct eye contact
the camera looks like one big eye so yeah

You're so fresh to death, I'm sick as c-cancer

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zzzzzzzz

>>78457089
I think your cat has autism. Autisticat,

do michael douglas and catherine zeta jones still have a good sex life

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>>78457171
yeah most likely

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>;)

:3 :3 :3 :3 :3

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>1503072268152.png

Business idea: execute Chicanos

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I'm giving ya two choices
1.Fuck
or
2.Run

You went out every night and baby that's alright, I told you that no matter what you did I'd be by your side cause I'm ride or die, wether you fail or fly

ASMR makes me poop

*runs*

>>78457648
gay

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I may be autistic but I can still fidget my spinner

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>>78457599
ill take the fucc

make /cum/ gay again

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>>78457747
>again

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Finally. It's just me and you.

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>>78457747
>>78457847

c'mere

>>78450957
There's not a single politician in the world that doesn't deserve to drown in their own blood.

>Trump keeps stumping himself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EvZALwBRgWg

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>>78457759
Hey John.

my name isnt john

>>78457905
>all those butthurt comments

>>78454517
>snes
I know there's nostalgic value and shit, but I think Nintendo should stop using the NES/SNES brands and whatnot in their retro stuff and pretend that the Famicom was released worldwide.

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John, I want to talk about your little issue you have going on down there.

It's not a "big" deal. Really. It's nothing to lose sleep over. You should, however, invest in some pills and whatnot to make it seem bigger. And maybe shave your pubes, that'll make it look bigger too.

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Aaaaaaa

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..................

already told you im not gay fist of flames, i'm not going to RP with you

>>78457994
i don't have any nostalgia for console games

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Not even if...

I took off my shirt?

Not even if...

I took off my skirt?

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>haven't eaten since tuesday but still not hungry
what does it mean

>>78458515
what's your secret

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>tfw no buff american bf to practice his second amendment and protect me

>>78458515
Reverse tape-worms? Probably should go see a doctor.

tfw no gf

drunken gay finn, fuck off
im so sorry you had to see this

>>78458749
Oh dang, there's 2 Finns? I was wondering why you were acting weird.

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>>78458749
If you want me to leave, you'll have to fight me.

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You guys wanna know what day it is today?

Today is FRIDAY! and im gonna PARTY THE WHOLE FUCKING NIGHT!

finns ruined this board

>>78458841
have fun

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>>78458749
>>78458829
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!

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>>78458859
Wrong. Finns are the peak of meme machinery.

dumb animeposter

imagine being retarted enough to find finnish memes funny

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Hate niggers buds

any1 have that picture of the el haitiano with the dicks around him?

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>>78458973
same
asians though i really like

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>>78458950
The old gods are displeased with you. Sacrifice a caribou to Spurdo or face the consequences.

>>78458981
yes

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Imagine if this popsicle was your penis

saw someone with a confederate t shirt today in my uni class

we are ameriboos I guess

>>78457816

I will move to the U.S.

>>78459095
cute

>>78459076
imagine if that girl had a penis

>>78459088
I think there's a clothes company that uses the confederate flag as their logo

need a gf

>>78459147
Where?

>>78459151
gross

>>78459180
Is a gf (male) ok?

>>78459164
nah it was way more than that, a shirt with a bunch of confederate flags on and something like "you dont mess with us" text in the middle

>>78459215

bit gay

time to bully canada, i guess

>>78459244
ok 2b gay

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>>78459215
homophiles go to hell
cum is a christian thread

>Americans don't like any historical figures pre-1865 because of slavery
>Americans don't like any historical figures pre-1980 because of racism

so what actual culture do you have?

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What would you do if you saw this 2d girl in your backyard

FOB

>>78459303
shoot her

>>78459275
beyonce

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>>78459275
none
americans fucking suck

>>78459220
Was he American?

*smokes fake weed*
Whoooaaaa i'm so hiiigh hhahahaha

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but first...

let me take a selfie!

>>78459386
no, he's an ethnic norwegian, bit of the redneck type. no one cares if you wear a confederate t shirt here anyways, just thought it was funny.

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>>78458950
hmm

>>78433425
i have no idead what this guy is saying

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This is so me irl

>>78459521
be my gf then

>>78459521
I don't think that's accurate

>>78459502
i don't know but kurds are generally well received

>jesus was 100% brown arabic muslim from pakistan
>of course there were tons of black people in britain under the roman empire

jesus was an israeli therefore white

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New thread

>>78444381
>maga
opinion disregarded

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xi xinping
raul castro

>>78459147
come to vermont PLES

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>>78457747
make /cum/ trans again