>2017 >still not having a gf What's your excuse?

i-i want a bf

>>78442747
>You know you can't be single forever right?
Yeah? Watch me, bitch.
._.

It's awesome being single with no subhuman woman to wreck your nerves and putting you through hell just for a few moments of heaven when you go down on that pussy.

I'm content with becoming a wizard in the future desu

been with this girl for 3 years now, she used to be super hot and fit now she's getting kinda fat

not sure what to do, I mean yeah I love her and shit but it CANNOT keep going, literally the first reason I was interested in her was for her good looks...

now she tells me BS like getting fatter when you feel comfortable and safe around someone, or when you feel loved..

fuck women who think they can just let themsevelves go like this in the name of love...

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>>78442853
lmao no you're not

>>78442747
Because I most likely have avoidant personality disorder

>>78442866
I'm sorry anon, there surely must be other issues along with that, but you're a bit of an asshole for thinking like that. Also, stop contradicting yourself.

>>78442747
>You know you can't be single forever right?

You underestimate my power

>Tfw no Russian gf

>>78442747
>You know you can't be single forever right?
Why not?

>>78442866
Maybe you should start doing more physical activities with her instead of being a lazy slob

>>78442971
This
Go to the gym with her

>>78443094
Or go hiking, swimming, running together etc. Just make it part of your normal relationship activities

girls are gay

I was genetically engineered to be a weapon of mass repulsiveness

I'm 23 and dating a 34 yrs old girl, I'm expecting it to last a year before I actually get to know someone of my age.

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>>78445105
too hard on yourself

also women are %99 shallow cunts, so are most men but still, percentages matter

I'm gonna buy a surrogate womb because marriage in the 21st century isn't something that is realistic anymore.

i'm gay

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I went to the mage school and all I learned was repel XX-chromosome aura.

>>78445137
Please give her a child

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I like femboys and twinks so will most likely be either alone or have someone, who knows.

>>78445141
Have you ever had a girlfriend?

>>78442747
let ahmed fuck this whores. He love this.

>>78447064
do people really wear that

>>78442747
Rather not say

Those types of posts are just fucking annoying at this point.

>>78447064
>sweden

because
>i dont really leave my house too often
>im lazy, dont want to talk with people i dont care about

thats why

>>78447204
slow down, hot estonian kid.

>>78442747
I am ugly, poor, short, boring and my dick is about 12 cm.

>>78447298
but nevermind also the Crim is your.

>>78447298

Literally me, except my dick is even smaller than 12cm.

>>78447396

How funny.

>>78447435
what? you can take name the Duke of Crim now, becouse he is your. And all whores will be your becouse you are Duke of Crim.

>>78442747
I don't want to give up my wizard powers.

>>78442747
>You know you can't be single forever right?

Want to money on that?

I'm poor, ugly and autistic

>>78447983
You can find poor, ugly and autistic girl.

>>78448108

Even poor, ugly and autistic girls want to have rich, handsome and extravert boyfriends.

>>78448169
Maybe, but rich boyfriend dont want those girl.
And she want fuck.

>>78448169
>>78448108
not necessary rich and handsome but most not attractive girl can easily find at least an average looking guy (unless she is fat)

>>78448257
>And she want fuck.
she can be one of several fuckbuddies of some attractive guy though, she doesn't need to date an ugly loser to get sex

>>78442747
I have a very high standard on woman

>>78448169
well not like ugly boys aren't attracted to pretty girls too

the point it that an ugly girl has a very slim chance to get a pretty and social bf, regardless what she wants

but tbf actually ugly girls are often pretty bitter so you wll have a better chance with an average looking one

>>78448372
>pretty bf

>>78448317
What you talking about? No she dont.

>>78442747
eh single life is fine I like not having any confinements so I can play vidya and go on 4chan 10 hours a day but I was feeling less empty when I had gf so idk
>>78445137
hot
>>78447298
>>78447435
Stop being so insecure Ivan and Sergey

>>78448484
she can. i am not saying that hypothetical girl will certainly do it but she can

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>>78442747
be gone T H O T

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>>78448169
>>78448257
>>78448317
>>78448372
poor girls get to go to "free exclusive trips to Dubai" to be shat on by Emirati princes.
They come back traumatized and a bigger wreck than before

>>78448634
i know no attractive dudes who would fuck a bunch of uglies while also having a nice looking gf at the same time

I'm ugly, short, have combed legs, need glasses to see, also overweight and have a boring personality.

>>78448634
ok, whatever. all girls are whores who fucking with Chad this is the Law of Anonimus.

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>tfw no gf

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Why settle for sloppy 3DPD seconds when I can have a pure waifu?

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>>78448372
>well not like ugly boys aren't attracted to pretty girls too

I wouldn't mind to have even 4/10 gf, desu.

>>78449567
give foto that girl.

Having a gf makes me feel bad when I sleep around with múltiple women.
Gfs are for insecure betas Who want to decirte their megre acceso to the vaginal jew.

am i the only american on /int/ this morning

also nice bait thread, dont need a gf

>>78450208
Yes, you are last one now Kim destroed other.

>>78449567
I'd rather kill myself than dating a girl lower than 7/10

>>78450412
give foto of girl who look like 7/10 in your opinion Hunz. Also Hunz or Gunz what is right?

>>78450032

I can't find any. All the photos of girls I found by request "an average girl" are at least 7/10 and above.

>>78450412

Why?

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>>78450624
Because average girls are attractive.

>>78450680
>Because average girls are attractive.
Is this average girl on foto? Jes Crist, who is good girl for norg then?

- autism
- only interested in things on the computer, don't want to do other things the majority of the time

I am handsome, so if not for these things I could probably get a gf pretty easily. As it is, I will die alone.

if I found a girl who was very low maintenance and didn't care about sex it could work out I suppose, but so far haven't found.

>>78450624
search to request ugly girl then.

>>78450680
>average

The girl on this photo is not average, she's very attractive, 8 maybe even 9 of 10.

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>>78450552
>>78450624
Why not, I don't wanna fuck ugly girls

>>78447275
Hot? Nah bro.

begone thots

I'm not lesbian and 2D is superior

>>78451021
maybe she has a little autistic look but she's very attractive.

>>78451021
that's seriously average here. SO many girls who look like that.

>tfw super nice and successful butterface gf
not sure if I should be happy and the body game is pretty nice

>tfw face guy suffering in silence

>>78451244
scandinavia is heaven. rich as hell, liberal and filled with beautiful whores

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>>78450838
>>78451021
Most girls look good, as long as they're not fat and take care of their skin.
And I think she's pretty much average. Although some people like the athletic build a lot, and may therefore consider her above average. It's subjective, to a certain degree. Though I also think there are some objective traits that are considered attractive. Like symmetry.

>>78451083
No, I requested foto girl not her ass only. Or maybe face of girl isnt important for... Fuck. You are Hanz, Gunz, Huns or what? How is right?

>>78451277
>liberal
nothing good about that
>beautiful whores
they are not bad but still overrated imo. many germanic women have masculine faces

>>78451342
i didn't ask you, pootinshill

>>78451277
We're not that liberal.

>>78451277
And some stupid bastards yet tell what slavs girls are most beautiul.

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>>78451437
You should aske me because I'm an expert when it comes to women
you faggot

I am an egoistical dick who can't stand being with another person everyday for more than a week.
No girl deserves my shit.

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>tfw no kazakh gf

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>>78451497
Yes that's why German men import Slavic girls en masse

>>78451629
>polish, ukrainian, russian girls
good taste

>>78451497
>>78451533
of course slavic women are more beautiful in average, this is not what i was talking about

>>78451629
>Yes that's why German men import Slavic girls en masse
Becouse are they less beautiful than norg? Doiches love ugly girls?

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My autism prevents me from ever having a girlfriend.

>>78451803
Do like Hunz. Import girl from somewhere.

>>78442747
they reject me even if they say they like me
what do /int/

I am married with 3 kids, no time for a gf.

>>78452086
Rape them

>>78442747
I can and I will, fuck off normie

>>78451803

just be yourself

haha just kidding

work out and make friends with chad

stop caring about what others might think of you

don't treat women like they are some kind of goddess

get a high paid job (it's never too late for college)

>>78452112
Are You married with 3 kids? Pedofile, pedofile! Catch him!

>>78442815
THIS.

>>78442747
I enjoy to be alone.
I can't imagine myself having a mate both female and male.
I am a lonely type of person by nature.
And this is good.

>>78452158
>don't treat women like they are some kind of goddess
Basically this is the most important thing. If you respect women and act as if they are some beautiful, superior, pure beings - they will never even look at you. They like rude alpha males, who will fuck the shit out of them.

After I realized this fact my relationships with women started to normalize. But I lost all the respect I had for them.

>>78452158
Man can you say me at least what is right name for doiches in general? For example russians are Ivans, we are Mikola and who are you?

>>78452420
Hans, Fritz

>>78452456
You are doich?

>>78447064
the power level you'd have to have to wear something like that in public is unimaginable

>>78452456
this

>>78452796
this what?

>>78442747

I have dated so girls on internet, though. In real life, I am loser, and desu, I am really not interested in girls.

>>78453785
>>78452420
S-Stop bullying my German brudi ;_;

I'm completely desensitised to loneliness at this point

>>78442747
>You know you can't be single forever right?

You can't stop me

>>78453785
you know what I mean faggot

>>78442747
I have many excuses

>>78442747
couldn't avoid it. Pretty much staid indoors never meeting anyone, not actively pursuing friendships except this single one that came to me by random dumb luck.

Please by my gf