The virgin prophet: >needs tens of thousands of men just to

>>78407805
Its no question to anyone Christ is more powerful than Mohammed. Mo is only a prophet after all, Christ claimed to be so much more. And delivered.

>>78407805
isn't that ali?

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>>78407805
Lol
>>78407946
AHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fucking Sweden

>>78407946
Yes, every serious depiction of the prophet I've ever seen on here has been some Irani depiction of Ali.

>>78408158
Very disgraceful

Man you should have already know that we must respect both Jesus and mohamad U_U

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The Pagan Masterrace

>High priest
>Built the greatest empire in western civilization with a few fresh recruits
>Tamed Cleopatra with his dick
>Actually named a successor who would bring order and peace instead of 2000 years of war

>>78408337
calm down Yusuf.

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>>78408204
Hahahahahahaha...ahahahahaha...ahahahaha......ahah

>>78408434
Khalid is arguably the greatest general who ever lived, even gods fear him

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>>78408454
>Arab education

>>78407805
I'm usually all for bashing Muhammad but to be fair this may not be the best way to go about it, the guy did have a fucking harem and even raped several women including at least one pre-teen girl and what we would today consider incest.

Jesus on the other hand was always hanging with a literal dozen dudes.

>>78408494
>Dead at 20
>Empire gone 2 years later

Alexander just took his dad's OP army and pointed them at things. He was super lucky that Darius III was a chicken-shit cocksucker because all he did was recklessly ride straight towards him and he'd have won.

His dad was fucking amazing though.

>>78408337
its fucking hilarious though

>>78408179
>some Irani depiction of Ali.
How do you know its Irani?

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>>78408454
>Swedish flag

>>78408552
>Alexander just took his dad's OP army and pointed them at things.
That's literally just what Umar and Khalid did as well. They were lucky that Muhammad was born to unite all the tribes.

>He was super lucky that Darius III was a chicken-shit cocksucker because all he did was recklessly ride straight towards him and he'd have won.
And they were lucky that Persia and Byzantine and had been declining for a long time.

Alexander would have taken over all of India, China and SEA if he lived long enough and had soldiers worth a damn.

>>78408594
>>78408494
I mean, anyone familiar with history would agree, which I know isn't the strong point of colonies that think of the 18th century as ancient times.

>>78408629
Probably, but again, it's not because of any brilliant strategies he devised. He almost got killed in his first battle because he thought he was an invincible god and charged straight into a river crossing.

>>78408629
Alexander had solidiers worth quite a few damns

>>78408552
Sure he may got lucky sometimes but he was a good tactician.

He was able to beat the Persian army while being out numbered, he never left behind a Persian base unconquered

>>78408571
Just an educated guess I remember reading somewhere they depict him often. They're majority Shia and Ali has a bigger role in Shi'sm than Sunnism . Turns out I was right too (http://www.chiite.fr/chiite_ali.html the picture in OP is attributed to Iran).

>>78408501
he also had women literally kissing his feet

>>78408687
He wasn't getting happy endings from them

>>78408656
>I mean, anyone familiar with history would agree, which I know isn't the strong point of colonies that think of the 18th century as ancient times.
Not an argument.

>Probably, but again, it's not because of any brilliant strategies he devised.
>Swedish education

I will acknowledge that most of his battles took place in the open plains of Persia/India and if he went further in India (to SEA) he'd have a lot of jungle and other shit blocking his way. But I don't see it particularly hindering him in the long run.

>>78408659
>abandoned alexander right when things got tough
Yeah. Real terrific.

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>guys I'm gonna save you all
>Christianity is about as hard to practice as Judaism
>can still go to hell
>god still wants me constantly seeking forgiveness or he'll smite my ass
>all that's changed is the rules and regulations, I'm still playing don't piss off angry sky man simulator
T-thanks I guess.

Also:
>Jesus
>can get with a former prostitute without getting judged by his bros, because he's above "muh purity" shit

>Mahommed
>needs to marry a literal 9 year-old because he's scared of getting cucked

You're not a Chad if you're a Muslim.

>>78408766
Can you read?

>Probably

As in, he probably would. BUT

>it's not because of any brilliant strategies he devised

making your post irrelevant. Phillip made the best soldiers and tactics and Alexander won because he had the best soldiers and tactics. Some random fucknuts in asia minor couldn't deal with companion cavalry wedging into them.

>>78408834
>15,000-150,000

That's the worst estimate I've ever seen

>>78408732
prove it

the bible only says getting a wristy is bad if you are doing it so you won't get your wife pregnant

>>78408905
I'm not wh*te

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>>78408834
It's a shame that Kalid doesn't get much attention like a lot of great leaders

>>78407805
That's Ali wtf, reminder that Ali is the vice-regent of God

>>78408834
>>78408899
Pretty sure the amount of 15000 soldiers was estimated by a byzaboo, like this guy said >>78408919

>>78408933
of course not you retarded shitskin. nobody wants to see the badguys win in the end.

>>78409081
Sending him home was a shitty move, but the guy was pushing 60. Time to take a fucking break.

>>78409058
Byzantines are shit, they can't even win againts some random desert dwellers, it seems like Allah really helped the Arabs back them

>>78409173
They lasted like 1500 years despite facing overwhelming threats from every direction and still had time to do science and debate theology.

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>>78409081
Why so mean?

Why do you treat us as bad guys when eveyone was acting the same thing during that ages


Also what's wrong with learning about great leaders? Why not expand your knowledge on warfare and history?

>>78408969
Doing god's work, mehmet. <3

>>78408933
Most underrated general of all time desu.

>>78409144
Umar was eternally jelly of his raw masculinity, it wasn't even the first time he tried to get him called back. Umar should have just fulfilled his wish and let him die in battle.

>>78408337
>what are memes

>>78409276
he's a retarded inbred brit. What else do you expect

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>>78409276
>Also what's wrong with learning about great leaders? Why not expand your knowledge on warfare and history?
because all he did was shit on two much greater civilizations. he's an overall detriment to the world.

>>78408434
Ironically the quraish commander convert to islam

>>78408686
>Ali Ibn Abi Talib according to the imagination of the Magi of Iran
A Magi is a Zoroastrian priest kek.
And many of the things I read while skimming some of that are beliefs that only an extremely small sect of fringe shia who are considered kuffar by the Iranian clergy have. Seems like some shill's blogpost.
Overall I doubt the accuracy of that link

>>78409541
hmm maybe you're right. I'll do more research on this.

>>78408221
Jesus was a pretty cucked prophet. I think Allah brought Jesus as a nabi to follow it up with Muhammad who was much better. Like most bands a few albums in where they make a softy-soft album and follow it up with the old school hard shit.

>>78409462
Even if he didn't destroy these two civilization, they would fall one way or another.

As history taught us: no empire lasts forever


Also the caliphate during that time was more tolerant and they where at thier golden age while Europe was suffering in the dark ages

>>78409587
>It is clear that the Shiites Rafidiths were inspired by the religions of the surroundings. They put Ali in the center of their sect and they defined his role as essential to access Paradise, as Jesus is for Christians.
>Rafidiths
Bingo. It's propaganda written by wahhabists or another group pretending to be them.

>>78409462
You mean those two great civilizations that were so busy shitting on and attempting to conquer each other their armies were exhausted and they got BTFO by Arabs? Those guys that nearly wiped each other off the map several times before Khalid stepped in and accelerated the inevitable?

>>78409634
Iranian is a nationality. Persian is an ethnicity

>>78407805
>>78408158
>>78408247
>jesus
>white
LMAO

>>78409664
Yes also the eastern romans where at their top when the ""prophet"" came

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>>78409790
What else could he be?

>>78409431
You're the most inbred "people" on the planet, delusional cunt

>>78409674
The Arabs when they conquered the Eastern Roman Empire and Persia were like the Germanic barbarians who descended on the Western Roman Empire.

Early on in the Arab Empire, they actively discouraged conversion wanted to keep Islam an exclusive Imperial caste. A lot of cities like Cairo and Baghdad started on Arab forts which were basically the Muslim sector where they controlled the Dhimmis from.

The reason Muslims went on to become so successful is because the Persian Empire that came before them compiled all the knowledge in the world from Persia, Greece, Rome, India, and even China, and translated it all to Persian, which was subsequently then translated to Arabic by the Arabs. It was the Sassanian Persian lust to compile the world's knowledge that the Arabs inhereted.

>>78407805
That's Ali you dumb retard

>>78409664
>dark ages

literal meme invented by butthurt Italians

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>>78409836
A semitic guy(?)

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>>78409715
Like Arabic, Persian is a language, not an ethnicity or race.
But you're right that Iranian is only a nationality.
>>78409880
t. pic related

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>>78409906
This is how Jesus would have looked.

>>78409674
>You mean those two great civilizations that were so busy shitting on and attempting to conquer each other their armies were exhausted and they got BTFO by Arabs? Those guys that nearly wiped each other off the map several times before Khalid stepped in and accelerated the inevitable?
Why are people so quick to try and deride what Khalid did? Yes Persia and (Eastern) Rome were weakened. So what?
Even Persia was half gone by the time Alexander invaded. A lot of Khalids soldiers didn't even have swords or proper armor.

>>78409906
>white people worshiping a Semite as a God

How will wh*Tes ever recover

>>78409941
Farsi*

>>78409975
Christians don't worship people, its forbidden

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>>78409952
This is a Greek depiction of Jesus Christ from the 5th century. When Christians were still aware how pre-diaspora Jews looked.

>>78410028
they way Jesus looked is absolutely irrelevant though, arguing if he was white or not goes against all of his teachings

>>78410110
a) I'm not a Christian.
b) He wasn't white. He was Levantine. That's what people from the Levant look like. They're Semites.

The popular depiction of Jesus by western Christians is as an Italian or a Saxon.

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>>78409975
By fapping in the corner while they watch their wives get fucked by muslim bulls
>>78409992
Farsi means Persian in Persian
>>78409967
>Why are people so quick to try and deride what Khalid did? Yes Persia and (Eastern) Rome were weakened. So what?
Probably because they're butthurt that Khalid and Omar destroyed the two empires of the time, and that today both of what was Persia and parts of Byzantine are now muslim lands.
Success breeds jealousy.

>>78410153
Northern Italian*. It's actually a Medici merchant prince that much of Jesus's depiction in the west is based on. Often times it's Nordicised by Northern Europeans.

>>78410159
lmao retarded i*anians are proud that they got raped into another beings by muslims

thats why you are 3rd world now

>>78410219
They are one of most stable countries in the region

>>78410189
You should know that I think the islamic conquest of persia was the greatest thing to ever happen.
And that I think that Persian and Arabic being the closest two languages in the world today is a good thing.

So you're trying to bait the wrong person.
>>78410219
Everyone got conquered by Islam. It was the Arabian pagans who fell to Islam first.
Meanwhile Persians were among the prophets first companions before he had any major following, and were among the muslims who conquered Mecca, Medina, the Arabian Peninsula, and the rest of the muslim world.

>>78408815
More like
>Jesus
>Can get with a former prostitute without getting judged by the chads he orbits,because they know even a prostitute won't solicit him

>>78409276
ignore him honey <3

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>>78410028
So Jesus looked like Keanu Reeves?

>>78410219
I'm also a Seyyed, which means the prophet is my great great great....... grandfather.
And the plurality of Seyyeds are Iranian today because of the Safavids genocided Persian Sunni's who wouldn't become Shia, and imported Arab Shia to demographically replace them.
It's also why Afghanistan broke off and became the Persian Sunni state, while Iran became the Persian Shia state.

>>78410307
>I think that Persian and Arabic being the closest two languages in the world today is a good thing.

You can't be serious.

Spanish and Portuguese are closer. Somali and Afar are closer. Punjabi and Hindi are closer. Polish and Ukranian are closer.

Arabic and Farsi are nowhere near the world's closest languages and you're legitimately stupid if you thought that.

>>78410316
<_<

>>78410451
About half the words are exactly the same.
Do those other language share about half their vocabulary?

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>>78410506
76%

>>78408834
Byzantine Empire was heavily weakened after disasterous 20 year long war with Persian Empire.

>>78410506
Farsi is closer to russian than arabic.

>>78410506
Yes, actually. Portuguese and Spanish is something like 70% of the vocabulary is the same.

>>78410519
The Byzantine still had numbers and better equipments than the Arabs had

Jesus: perform miracles when everyone is around him.
Mohammed: perform miracles when nobody is looking.

>>78410577
Except that's wrong

>>78410518
Those are the same languages under different names due to different nationalities.
It's like saying different dialects of Arabic or Persian are different languages.
>>78410544
You wish wh*teshit
>>78410554
Well yeah they're basically the same people. Portugal is basically a part of Spain but with Arbitrary borders.

>>78410638
>Those are the same languages under different names due to different nationalities.

Thats only case with Southern Slavs, not with Ukrainians and Poles. Those two even speak different branches (West slavic vs Eastern Slavic)

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>>78410577
He did tho

He was able to multiply food like Jesus during Battle of the Trench

>>78410638
>Well yeah they're basically the same people
Say that around my hacienda and see what happens, Farsi boi.

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>Jesus in Islam
>one of most important figures
>literal magician

>Mohammad in Christianity
>???

Jesus LITERALLY came back from death, small dicked m*hammad can NOT compete

>>78410571
And half of their provinces wanted to rebell and the morals of soldiers were very low.
>>78410638
>you wish
That's the fact: farsi and russian are both indo-european languages while arabic is semitic one and is much closer to hebrew at this point.

>>78410756
Obviously because Muhammad came after Christianity

>>78410789
See>>78409967

>>78410789
>Modern day Farsi
>Indo European
Nice meme
>>78410694
Slavic is Slavic. Same languages that developed their own dialects due to having borders.
That's different than something like Persian and Arabic that were two completely different languages before, but now are 50% the same.

>>78411018
how is it same language if i dont understand 85% of them lol

>>78411078
Most Canadians don't understand 85% of Newfoundlanders. Still the same language

Christians are so insecure about their bastard prophet Jesus, a virgin from a long-line of self-professed virgins (in actuality promiscuous betas), that they project his pathetic traits unto that of Muhammad, the warrior-prophet.

>>78411132
>insulting Jesus as muslims

stop larping

>>78411111
not an argument

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>>78411132
Are you even a muzzi like me?

As a mudshit you literally you need to believe in Jesus

>>78411271
I follow a non-mainstream interpretation of Islam wherein Jesus is not accepted as a prophet.

Pontius Pilate however is, peace be upon him.

Isn't that Ali?
Also, why is it forbidden to portray Mohammed? It's fucking retarded. It's like when Turkmenbashi banned opera because he "didn't like it"

>>78411298
I agree
It shouldn't be forbidden and getting killed for it

Reminder that Jesus was the son of God and at the same time God himself and he could have literally blown up the multiverse with his OP powers if he really wanted to but instead chose to be a hippie and only use his powers to restore people's HP and multiply food items.

>>78411428
Show me where i am butthurt about him, it was just an example
> also opera is shit
That's just like your opinion, man

>>78410201
>. It's actually a Medici merchant prince that much of Jesus's depiction in the west is based on.
when will north america be nuked? That kind of beliefe is on par with "we wuz napoleon and mozart n shiet"

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Muhammad really is an underrated commander.

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>>78411778
Even the only battle he ever lost >>78408434 is because his side was having an overwhelming advantage so his archers decided to abandon their position which led to them being fucked up.

Is he as GOAT as Napoleon or Genghis or Khalid or Alexander? No, probably not. But he would have been a terrific commander under them tho.

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>>78408687
He's still a virgin, 'turn the other cheek' beta
Meanwhile Muhammad is literal prophet warrior king who kills all his enemies, and has 11 or more wifes

>>78412930
>unless with half the world, always loses wars
What did he mean by this?

>>78409896
Calling the dark ages a meme is the meme.

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>>78410028
Oh my god, you're telling me the lazy eye was historically accurate?

>>78411298
Iconoclasm was pretty big in christianity too once. The Byzantines were smashing statues left and right.

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>>78412930
4 out of 5 are soldiers of Jesus, moslem doesnt come up until number 16


*slam btfo

>>78413655
Still a virgin

>>78413956
virgin by choice

>>78413970
Virgin Jesus and Chad Muhammad