How do people call cats over in your country? Here we smack

>>78400604
kis-kis-kis

puss puss puss or just a pss pss pss sound

>>78400604
kici-kici with slightly hissing tone

calling a cat over has never ever worked anywhere in the world at any time

naa cica cica

bsh bsh bsh

>>78400696
Play with them every time you make that noise, and make that noise sometimes when you play. It eventually just works.

>>78400717
no

>>78400714
this

psiu psiu psiu

>>78400696
But it makes them do a funny face

AAAAAH AAAAAH AAAAAH

>>78400696
Yeah it does. You just have to associate calling them with giving them a treat.

>>78400604
Bishito, bishito

>>78400960
No, that's what cats say to us

>>78401848
a cat is fine too

click click

>>78401897
You mean tsk tsk?

>>78400848
yes, it does.
i do that to mine all the time.
it makes him horny and them he starts humping me
it's disgusting

only subhumans own cats

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>>78402203
no. subhumans own mexicans.

>>78402296
mexicans cant be owned

>>78402303
who let his mexican slave loose?!

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>>78402303
tell that to the americans

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>>78402326
>>78402314

you brought this unto you are a serfs

>>78402375
Hi, yeah, could I get a grande burrito with carne asada please? Uh, por favor?

>>78402375
>punheta

não obrigado, sou hetero

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>>78402375
>tacos

i keep shouting "anda cá filho da puta"

>>78402375
who is this mexiputa?

in my region they go "micho micho, michiño" or smack their tongue with the top of the mouth

i say 猫猫猫

mish mish mish, or something similar

kss kss kss/pss pss pss

tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk-tsk in repeated short and fast bursts spaced between variations of "here kitty kitty" phrases

>>78400604
we meow at them, it's the only correct way

>>78400604
I piss on the floor and it'll smell it and come to me.

Get your fat ass over here

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pss-pss or pisi-pisi

>>78400620
same

>>78407251
pisi pisi huh? :^)

>>78407251
pisi-pisi or maaats-maats

tz tz tz micio micio

You say PSSST PSSST like you're tying to sell the cats drugs without garnering too much attention

>>78400604
biss biss biss biss

>>78400604

Pss pss pss pss pss