>wake up >get ready to leave for work >shoes are nice

Why do yanks use European as the generic other. You could say outlanders or foreigners but it's always "Europeans" for some reason.

>>78397600
>shoes
they called marses

>>78397826
Because everyone but Europeans and Australians put their shoes in the oven

>>78397826
because Europeans are the largest group of posters besides americans
it's only natural they become enemies and try to one up each other
it's like Englishmen and Scots, or like Welshmen and Scots, or even the Japanese and Scots

>>78397600
Never seen this shit before in my life. Dude what state are you in?

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>>78397600
>"These shoes, are they frozen?"
>"Unbelievable."

>>78397899
South Dakota. Everybody does this up here.

>>78397600
>burgers are so poor that they have to bake their shoes and eat them

What a sad life

>not microwaving your shoes so they get nice and toasty without getting burned

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>>78398082
Lel.

>>78397881
Don't forget Scots and Scots

>>78397600
>wearing shoes
lmaoing @ your life.

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>>78398082
kek'd