>after Americans take a shower, they walk back to their bedroom

too steamy

>>78364782
>Germans like wearing damp moldy clothes

Reminds them of when they first arrived in Europe

Why be such a prude? You're in your own house.

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>Americans have to preheat their ovens to cook

>>78364964
Wait what?
This can't just be Americans that do this

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>>78364985
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78364964
t. bad cook

>>78364964
Wait, Americans actually do that? That's almost as bad as microwaving water

>>78364782
Not all of us do, only when you live alone. If I lived alone I would probably do that, though.

>>78364782
I FUCKING HATE GERRIES GET FUCKED YOU STUPID KRAUT

>>78365033
Please tell me you're joking?

>>78365033
Yep, their ovens have to be preheated lol. I guess Brazilians also have that problem.

the only time americans take off their shoes at home is when they shower but they have to put them into the microwave to keep them warm, leaving no place for their clothes.

>>78365137
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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>Americans put their shower and toilet in the same room

>>78364802
>>78364840
wtf, don't take them in the shower if your clothes get damp from steam then your bathroom is already fucked by mould

...why amerixan why..

>>78364782
>not taking a nude victory lap through your home every morning

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Frickin 'muricans amirite....

>>78364964
fucking americans LMAO

Can you guys stop bullying us please

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Do Americans really do this?

>>78365999
>999
Trips decrees it.

My bathroom is connected to my bedroom. Stop being poor OP.

>>78365497
Your clothes don't get damp from the steam, it's just really humid in the bathroom after a shower so it takes longer to dry

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>Americans have to put water in a glass instead of chugging it from the faucet

L M A O
M
A
O

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>>78365197
Holy shit I saw this when I visited Florida a year ago. Right beside the shower was the toilet. America is a joke.

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...

>>78368160
Erm, where's the dish soap?

>>78364964
what? all ovens must be preheated in order to cook most meals

>>78368160
You're missing the bread

>>78368237
t.ameridan

>>78368373
I don't think you've ever made actual food

>>78368277
And the tomato sauce

>>78367176
So that's what a hot pocket is. doesn't look too bad desu

>>78364782
Because they are fat and stupid

>>78368160
what the fuck is saxa salt

other than that, accurate

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If insulation was an existing concept in Brazil, I would do the same.

>>78365497
>Australian architecture

>>78368160
nothing too bad except for the salt

>>78364782
I do that too
And if its in my own house i use the Pc completelly nude for a while
Im pretty good looking too

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>>78364964
I refuse to believe this

>>78368160
>no gunz in fridge
fake

>>78364964
kill urself retard memer i hate ur kind so much, i wish cancer upon u and ur whole family i hope even the little babbies will die on a cancer ward and ur whole bloodline will be eradicated from the face of the earth, u genetic waste

If your bathroom gets steamy from a shower then something's wrong with your shower door.

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>>78371170
>shower door

>>78368160
the hot pockets and digiorno go in the freezer, dumbass

>>78364964
Wait, what? Seriously? Why?

>sauna with friends
>walk around naked in friends house infront of friends GF
>nobody has a problem with it

>>78371269
Ramen noodles aren't going to cook themselves, Vlad.

By allah, what a great thread you made Mr. Somali.

>>78364782
but i do

>>78371287
Northerners have water in their veins thats why, I wont be surprised even if that gf walked naked around her bf friends. Meanwhile hot southern guys must be checked by strict relgious laws and tons of clothes on their women, otherwise those stallions would fuck just everything.

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>do americans really do this?

>>78367176
Good. Stay in Quebec and take your snow bird grandparents with you. I'm tired of getting cut in line by metrosexual looking 60 year old wannabe frogs at Costco.

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>>78368277
Oh yes, the famous american bread

>>78364782
>pick out clothes
Why don't you take just an underpants?

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>>78371249
You're goddamn right they do

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>American microwave their toilet to dry

>>78368160
Ranch or cool ranch?

>>78372470
Ra- *gets shot*

>>78364782
>>78364802
This. The bathroom is usually steamy and hot. I leave my bedroom window open before showering, so that when I get back, the air is fresh.
Much more comfortable that way.

What's ranch?
I've seen it in Subway alond with 10 other stupid dressings but never bothered to try anything other that mayonnaise.

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>>78364964
>>78365033
>>78371109
>>78371269
We don't have steam ovens like you guys that heat real fast. Our ovens are just hot boxes with heating elements and it takes awhile to heat the air

>>78372929
My building is not even connected to gas pipes. We use electric ovens too. And nobody preheats them.

>>78373022
what if you want it heated to a specific temperature?

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>American marshmallows
Vile, disgusting things.

>>78364782
This is literally a personal choice and depends on whether you live with other people who you care whether they see you seminaked or not
That said bathrobes are comfy

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Y-yes, Americans pre-heating their ovens. So stupid.

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>>78373134
hehe yeah right?

>set oven to preheat
>jump in shower
>get out
>walk to kitchen wearing a towel
>oven is preheated
>throw in your frozen pizza, jumbo chicken wings, french fries, chicken tenders and cookies (average meal)
>head to your room to dry off and change
If this isn't american ingenuity I don't know what is

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>>78375650
I fucking love being American.
Europoors just wish for what they can't have.

>>78375745
>bald eagle scream
https://youtu.be/48vn7Q0W1Ls
lol, """"majestic""""

>>78377360
The funny thing is that Americans have the most olympic medals for swimming, but the average American can't swim as well as a European, if at all. On my visit to the US, I met actual white people (not just blacks like the stereotype) that cannot swim!

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>>78375872
kek, and Americans worship this giant pigeon?

>gets beat by its own colony not once, but twice
>also gets saved by its own colony twice
>thinks he can laugh at others