>be german
>get up at 7 on sunday morning and have a soft boiled egg with white bread buns for breakfast
>read the news. Merkel won and it's Groko time again, feels comfy
>drink a Rieslingschorle in a tent with your german friends, listening to beautiful german wind music until noon
>Eat sausage with potato mash and sauerkraut for lunch
>it's truly Kaiserwetter, perfect time for washing your car
>"Ja ja, das Auto muss blitzblank sein, das ist schon gut so.."
>spend the afternoon working in your garden and asking your 1.39 kids how school is going
>eat grey bread with salami and tomatoes for dinner and sit down in front of the TV at 7 pm tocatch all the p 10, excited for the following Monday
>"Schaffen gehört zum Leben dazu."
truly feels good to be german
sounds quite nice actually
>>78352979
>to catch all ghe weather reports
>watch the tagesschau
>watch tatort, it's another rerun
>go to bed at 22:30 with your wife, excited for the following monday
fuck me
>Wake up at 1300
>Eat stale bread and take a shot of mint schnaps
>Walk to ALDI and buy 5 litre bottles of wine for 4.56 euro.
>drink said wine, browse internet until 2200
>go to sleep
>repeat next day
Being German is cozy as fuck.
>>78353147
>das gefühl dass du nie den ganzen tag mit harzen verbringen wirst