>new worlder tries to "banter" me >I'm like

Isn't yours like 30 though?

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>small economy tries to "banter" me
>I'm like "No, sweetie, your nation needs to be atleast 10 trillion$ gdp to do that"

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>>78297362
What the fuck are you talking about europoor?

>>78297368
Nope, been here since the 9th century

>>78297362
a) your country has only existed since 1993\
b) you're fucking czech, you pseudo-germano-slavic mongrel cunt

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>>78297405
eheheheheh...
>>78297403
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>78297405
Funny, I seem to recall it being merged with Slovakia during Soviet times.

>>78297362
his """""""""""""""""""""country"""""""""""""""""""""" got independent 24 years ago

Kek, i'm literally older than your country, respect your elders

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>>78297420
>>78297406
>>78297403
>>78297442
>new worlders can't grasp the concept of a nation

>>78297362
your nation is 30 years old

stop

^

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>>78297461
You underestimate our power, Old Worlder.

>>78297461
Don't you have some Protestants to throw out a window?

>>78297501
It's Catholics they threw out, you retard

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>>78297501
They threw Catholics out the window

>>78297461
>We wuz Bohemians n shieeet

>>78297501
American education

>>78297403
If you can claim that's the origin of your country then Americans have the right to claim that we started with Jamestown making us 410 years old, I'm not counting Roanoke or else we'd be 431 years old. So see you in 90 years Czechia

>>78297471
>>78297461

Canada is 5,000 years old. We're a direct continuation of the Algonquin civilisation that arose after Hanno the Navigator arrived in the Americas and taught the natives alien technology.

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>his country isn't 40,000 years old

>>78297541
>we wuz Holy Roman Emperors n shiiiet

>>78297612
Agree with this

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>>78297631
>>78297612
>anglos grasping for native roots

>>78297461
I guess we new worlders just take being independent and being able to actually defend your nation for granted, we have to realize that europoors just aren't as capable as us new worlders and must be held to a lower standard for a fair comparison.

>>78297648
Canada is a mestizo country. So is yours. We're a mix of the Anglo, Native American, and French race. You're country is a mix of Germans, Slavs, and Gypsies.

>>78297675
>t. ENGLISH speaker

>>78297696
>anyone
>mixing with gypsies of their own free will

>>78297461
no one did until the late 18th century so the point remains that USA is still older by a few decades than the Czech nation

>>78297362
>Europeans complain that Americans don't understand banter
>Europeans complain when an American tries to banter

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>>78297501
You just sharted all over yourself, Jamal

Isn't the Czech Republic like 25 years old?

>americans try to be funny
>they just reveal themselfs as dumb ppl who dont know history

>>78298626
t r i a n o n

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Australia is the oldest nation on earth

>>78297574
Rekt

>>78297362
>Tell someone I am czech
>People automatically associate it with porn, hookers and some gay old buildings
Gee, that would suck

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>>78297362
>>I'm like

>>78298648
sup Radu

Czechia and Slovakia aren't real countries. Just filthy Slavs occupying German/Hungarian territories, because we were too kind and patient and didn't genocide them, when we should have.