/brit/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zfSzRC-DAsk&list=LLoTqYi4-sUy0HcGnFmK47nQ&index=2

Just bunning a zoot and posting on /brit/

feeling very chilled out with the choons

post... number...

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A94smJ9QJ5g

hm

licked maybe 10 miniscule grains of 4-aco-dmt and it tasted like absolute arse

original comment

just went on /pol/ for the first time all day and every fucking post is wrote like a bad anime episode. fuck /pol/ fuck everything, I'm a #blackpill now

I spilled water on my keyboard so it's broken and I have to type on my mobile which is linked to my laptop and the connection cuts out half the time

so called 1st world suffering

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wonder what happened to the original yuzu poster

did he get banned

check my dubz

>>78289351
Can't find my vein anymore. Gonna have to stick the needle directly into my cock.

heroin junkies are always fucked up because of needle sharing and because of what they do to get money for heroin and because of the cutter in the heroin

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spilt ice cold water all over me

>>78290041
fentanyl is killing a lot of people

rather annoying because it's bringing more attention to the DNMs

ffs got liquid heroin in my eye

wish I could stop being a commie and instead get my political view from minecraft youtubers but I'm afraid my uni professor won't let me

>>78290053
runtoid shoulda been ready
shoulda not got KO'd by a literal child either

>take bad drugs
>bad things happen
Really causes my neural cells to depolarize by opening gated channels in the membrane and passively diffusing potassium ions out of the cytoplasm down its concentration gradient leading to a sequence of action potentials to stimulate in accord with long term potentiation pathways developed through the release of seratonin at key moments of sensory input.

>>78290041
no
they get fucked up from years of shooting poison into their brains. Most junkies have like 80 IQ by the tome they're in their 30s

Anyone remember the Dave meme

>>78290082
>wish i could stop being a commie
:(

never saw the appeal of drugs

Drugs that should be legal:
>heroine
>marijuana
>DMT
>amphetamines
>alcohol

Drugs that should be illegal:
>tobacco
>PCP
>LSD
>salvia
>khat
>caffeine

>>78290053
around blacks never relax isnt a meme

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>>78290110
still got a dave folder

>>78290053
white boi never stood a chance

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>>78290053

tried various drugs, most are utter shit really

mdma and psychs used sporadically are the only ones that offer any value imo.

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>>78290141
>lsd and salvia illegal
>heroin and alcohol legal

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need a black gf

Having a wank on the old amphetamines

>>78290141
You literally can't make an argument for why you placed tobacco in the illegal bin and heroine/dmt in the legal bin.

>>78290175
fucking kill yourself cunt

>>78289992
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ievza7mgjdA

>>78290175
you just know she has a horrible roastie

Why are yanks so fucking weird and autistic, SHEESH, get a fucking clue!

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>oneitis engaged

>>78290186
why the fuck would dmt be illegal

>>78290192
fuck off liam you racist prick

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>british tele

>>78290175
I give this girl $80 on patreon every month

>>78290170
LITERAL FLAMETHROWER

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Is /tv/ 4chan's best board?

>>78290262
!!!

>>78290262
no

People that should be heemed:
>>78290141

People that should be sparked out:
>>78290023

People that should be administered the onebang:
>>78289994

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>>78290141
business idea: give free tobacco and alcohol to the people, while handing out draconic sentences for abuse of all other substances

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>>78290262
by a mile

>>78290262
no

>>78290141
Drugs that should be legal:
>stuff i like

Drugs that should be illegal:
>stuff i don't like

>>78290286
wow what a mad cunt, that cunt getting plowed in reverse was a laugh

business idea: force multiculturalism onto people to create a culture of fear where nobody wants to speak out about anything

>>78290246

>what happens in Kavos
>what happens in SunnyBeach
>Sun sex and suspicous parents
>Stacey dooley investigates
>Cant pay? We'll take it away
>Benefits street 1 and 2

Knock yourself out

>>78290286
funny that doesn't show you when the nigger was going ooga booga on the back of his car. This was a textbook self-defense maneuver.

>>78290286
can't say i feel bad for the idiots who assaulted the car desu

>>78290262
It can be funny as fuck, but there's like two or three decent posters on there, amid a mountain of shills, trolls, cunts and /pol/.

And by /pol/ I mean crossposters. Don't care what your political opinions are, keep them where they belong.

>>78290174
>>78290186
Trust me, if we realign the substance used in our society, it'll reorient our entire civilisation. The combination of legal heroine, marijuana DMT, amphetamines, and alcohol is the combination that will elevate us to a space colonising species,

The current legal drugs are calcifying our third eye.

>>78290340
I kinda hate both sides really. I wish they'd wipe each other out and be done with this shit

>>78290286
>car = me entering thread
>runt at back with bat = janny

>>78290323
>google what happens in SunnyBeach
>first link is s01e03 on youtube
>literally the first thing said is "I can't believe you've had 6 cocks"
th-thanks

just found out about 80% of yank flags are mexican/chinese/arab/black


ahh yes

>>78290365
*tips fedora*

>>78290349
It's vastly superior to /brit/ and /int/. At least they have imagination and originality, unlike this fucking tumour

Larry David just put Shaq out of business

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>>78290269
>>78290271
>>78290293
>>78290297
>>78290349
Yes Yes alright

HOWEVER

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gettin' dirty in the cat's meow lads. not even 7 there

>>78290359
sure but why would lsd and salvia still be illegal

>>78290286
can't say the guys who assaulted the back of the car were particularly smart

black people outside are being very noisy and causing trouble

calling the police

>>78290377

What happens in kavos/sunnybeach is peak brit trash tv imo

>>78290398
because durgs r degenerate

>>78290387
Why don't you fuck off back there then?

>>78290175
need a quadroon gf lads

>>78290398
lsd can fuck you up 2bh

>green

>>78290415
you watched ex on the beach?

>>78290359
wish I could understand being this delusional. Guess I'm too "brain washed".

>>78290398
Runtoid drugs make you a runt. We as a society shouldn't be manufacturing runts.

>>78290418
Because I have come here to annoy you.

>>78290415
90s in and I've already seen tits and dryhumping
think I'm gonna have a wank to this desu

>>78290422
>modern lsd
nah

>>78290286
Is it bad that I laughed?

https://www.reddit.com/r/sex/comments/6o8yjf/comment/dkg8234?st=J6BDL513&sh=e00aff75

ah yes, sexual liberation

Pickle Rick is in the house tonight

it's... getting late lads...

>>78290443

What happens in is better because its real

Not so fast Morty you heard your mom we’ve got adventures to go on Morty Just you and me and sometimes your sister and sometimes your mom but ‼ NEVER your dad! You wanna know why Morty? Because he CROSSED me Oh it gets darker Morty Welcome to the darkest year of our adventures First 1 thing that’s different ⁉ No more dad Morty He threatened to turn me in to the government so I made him and the government go away I replaced them both as the defacto patriarch of your family and your universe Your mom wouldn’t have accepted me if I came home without you and your sister so now you know the real reason I rescued you I JUST TOOK OVER THE FAMILY MORTY And if you tell your mom or sister I said any of this I’ll deny it And they’ll take my side because I’m a hero Morty And now you’re gonna have to do whatever I say Morty Forever And I’ll go out and find some more of that Mulan Szechuan Teriyaki dipping sauce Morty Because that’s what this is all about Morty That’s my 1 one arm man I’m not driven by avenging my dead family Morty That was FAKE I’m driven by finding that McNugget Sauce

>>78290460
99% of women are on the spectrum

>>78290497
hmmm might have to give it a watch

dad keeps telling me about rick and morty and how hilarious and brilliant the pickle rick episode is

/tv/ has to be the board with the worst taste

US election ruined 4chan

>>78290525
Teenagers and man children according to who? You? What is your standard? I'm a fan of Rick and Morty, and I've been watching since episode one. Most of my friends who are scientists love the show, because it has a sense of humor and plot lines that you need a STEM mind simply to follow, let alone interpret and appreciate. Most of the people who diss the show are standard literature, philosophy, sociology a business majors who would rather watch shit like The Office or How I Met Your Mother and other shit-tier shows. Get off your high horse

>>78290422
the nanny state mentality

>>78290501
which spectrum?

Watching rick and Morty for real atm

Night night wagie ;)

>>78290459
Maybe, but I did too. Dunno why I find people being flung around likes rag dolls funny.

c

young dumb and full of fun

>>78290546
autism/aspergers

MORTY!! WE NEED TO USE SCIENCE TO GET RID OF THE WYPIPO

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Rate my girlfriend

>>78290293
I am fucking crying

Best image I've ever seen

best depiction of sauron so far
https://youtu.be/ssYpJn5YGJc?t=120

>>78290529
It just drew us into a new era. Is it a better era? Is it a worse era? Actually, it is genuinely worse, but there are a lot of opinions on how much worse. I contend the quality of this website has been reduced by 20% since the US election. Some say less, some say more, and they're all wrong.

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r8 my gf

>>78290581
give it a light DAMN

my mum has aspergers

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>19 year old girl
>unemployed
>interests are as follows
>tyler, the creator
>sleeping
>rick and morty
>chicken mcnuggets

>>78290602
Its now filled with leftist dogshit. I can't stand it

>>78290621
I see it's hereditary.

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewers head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them.
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

ah yes let's prevent harm due to abuse of drugs by scheduling them (which leaves them readily available, just in the hands of gangsters) and making any discussion (including that of harm reduction) faux pas

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>>78290621

funny how in 2013 people on /tv/ including myself were saying CIA was a dead meme and it just keeps going hah

>>78290621
wonder if someone with ocd/anxiety/schizo or some other mental disorder would lose it if they were in a car accident that wiped their memory.

Like the only thing that keeps them having that disorder is the fact that they acknowledge they have it. If they didn't know they had it, could it just leave?

>>78290528
Fappening ruined it, and Gamergate ruined it before that.

The authorities seem to be doing a bang-up job giving the Alt-Right persecution credibility. Do they understand grievance politics at all?

>Yes, we're going to crush them and keep crushing them until they realise their conspiratorial view of society is wrong."

>>78290649
Want a safe space, bruh? This is a free market place of ideas. Free speech and whatnot.

I havent even come close to having a date since I left secondary school
literally dont think I'll ever get a girlfriend at this point

>>78290460
>We do not allow "slut shaming" in /r/sex. Period.
Reddit mods are shit

Looks like I responded to the wrong post.

>>78290529
Fappening ruined it, and Gamergate ruined it before that.

I need to fight a British cunt to regain my lost pride

>>78290652
nah, I'm relatively normal compared to her

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the english gf

LOUIE LOUIE LOUIE LOUIIEEEEEE

>>78290694
*screams in your face*
FREE SPEECH
CAN'T GET MAD
FREE SPEECH
CAN'T GET MAD

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Watched the blind ol' grandfather in his later years
It was such a shame, he knew nothing of dial turning radio any more, he knew us in the end (always his wallet ready saying to have 5000 lei)
now in the end he died in his sleep, my mother was relieved

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>But we move along, move along.....JUST TO MAKE IT THROUGH

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>>78290722

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>>78290660
It's a big meme.

>>78290653
I'm a cartoon connoisseur, and Rick and Morty is the finest vintage in quite some time. Earthy, ryhe, subtle. I would pair with roast duck and cranberry sauce.

>>78290742
That's such a fucking childish interpretation of free speech. Unironically educate yourself.

>>78290653
fantastic shitpost but not made by you

>>78290728
RUBY RUBY RUBY RUBY!
AHAHAHAHHHHHHHH

quite literally have been sustaining myself off of aldi breaded chicken nuggets and aldi cola for like 3 months

I know, pretty sad

Was watching an episode of Rick and Morty lately and Morty played a game where he lived someone else's life through an arcade game and became so immersed he forgot who he was. Mad, we could all be in the exact same position.

>>78290722
>>78290722
ID NEGGUH?????/

>>78290786
grim
you missing nigeria mboko

>>78290786
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EuCtEBtCAdQ

>>78290653
I'd post a counter arguement but I literally got a warning from the mods last time I called Rick & Morty shit.

>It's illegal to say the holocaust didn't happen in multiple countries including France and Germany

Why do we keep perpetuating this lie to the extent of arresting people who don't accept it?

>>78290761
unironically brilliant

>>78290804
Rick and Morty is the fables of Aesop of our generation. Morals for days.

>>78290766
Free speech is only legitimate as long as it doesn't disrupt other people's right to be heard. Shouting people down is not debate, it's censorship, something the left has come to cherish as a core method of enforcing it's will.

What the left is doing is the equivalent of pistol whipping someone while claiming they're just exercising their right to bear arms.

>>78290830
thats right, bend over for the jan man and stay complacent

>>78290824
wow a tv show even more reddit than rick and morty

>>78290831
>"Question everythi-"

OY BAD GOY, THE HOLOCAUST IS UNDENIABLE TRUTH, INFALLIBLE EVEN! DIRTY NAZI! POLICE, ARREST HIM!

think my parents are starting to think im a weirdo since i've never had a gf

https://twitter.com/sovietvisuals/status/766090210895470592
is this kino

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uh, brits??

well safe to say i think this is real 4-aco-dmt and not bromo-dragonfly

>>78290900
my parents are gonna be so btfo the day i show up with a gf.

>>78290900
Nah they just consider you a bender or possibly a pervert.

rick and morty is shit

kaiser chiefs are alri

>>78290934
jannnnn jannnnn

when was the last time you saw any of your friends in the flesh lads?

>>78290900
My mother thinks I'm going to marry, when that's literally the last thing I am capable of doing or want to do. Frankly, I think she's just delusional. Mothers have this weird obsession of their sons creating grandchildren.

>>78290914
that's just banter m8

>>78290928
think my brother might be bent. like half his good friends are girls

http://www.strawpoll.me/13698951

http://www.strawpoll.me/13698951

http://www.strawpoll.me/13698951

Just did the first wank in a week

Reckon there was about 100ml of cum, mental

Some leaked onto the bed

>"Why yes, I would consider myself intelligent. I sit down and watch TV shows like rick and morty all day, it really gets my neurons cooking. What? No, I don't have a documented higher education, that doesn't appeal to me"

>>78290964
today? you a cave dweller or summat?

might need to rethink my choices

>>78290964
Maybe three weeks, maybe a month. That's how I like it 2bh. Need to be alone 99% of the time, it's just how I am and I don't see any need to change that. Not hurting anyone, just like my space, simple as.

>>78290900
my mam sporadically asks me out of the blue if i have a gf or bf even though its pretty evident i dont

>>78290964
I've unironically never had friends. I've had acquaintances, but I've never in my life had actual friends. I've been a loner and a shut-in all my life.

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hope trump deals with this stupid cunt

he is spreading violent and false rhetoric which will only increase the attacks by mentally ill left wingers on innocent members of society

he is a terrible terrible human being

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need an aryan woman to breed with

Honestly can't see how anyone can watch Rick and morty

It's literally for immature yank children filled with estrogen

>>78290942
OHHHH WATCHING THE PEOPLE GET LAIRY

>>78290964
About 12 years ago. Not really sure they were actually friends, just people I worked with.

>>78291036
woah, powerful statement and words of afrocentric wisdom

cannot fathom being hetero

>>78290994
Rick and Morty doesn't have enough episodes to watch all day.

It has like 30 something 20 minutes episodes.

dont you realise how easy it is to get a gf christ some serious sad cases here

>>78291036
>tfw we've finally convinced leftists that taxation is theft

Trump works wonders.

any mussie gf 2017 man in?

maisie 2bh

>>78291036
Why doesn't he out them by name, the fucking coward?

>>78291066
7D Civ 5

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>You've been eating pork again haven't you? You know what happens to nasty brit boys?

>>78291065
how

Moscow, Moscow!
Billy is a handy man!
Porcelain's the surest plan!
ho ho ho ho ho - hey!

Moscow, Moscow!
Diana really fucking loose
NASA it's the time to lose
ha ha ha ha ha - hey!

Moscow, Moscow!
Please respect the caviar
Rangers end up pissed in tar
ho ho ho ho ho - hey!

Moscow, Moscow!
Come just dance and love the fish
Fist the fish, the salmon bait
ha ha ha ha ha - hey!

Moscow!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
ho ho ho ho ho - hey!
Moscow!
La la la la la la la
La la la la la la la
ha ha ha ha ha

>>78291073
is this a pickle rick reference?

>>78291039
It's funny and easy to watch

>>78291065
how can I get a gf without leaving my house

if I ask a girl to come to my house on tinder she will probably think I'm trying to kidnap her or something

just cba going out 2bh

>>78290964
A week I think

Rick and Morty is the result of 50 years of Goldbaum and estrogen

quite tempted to do 23 and me to prove my pure european ancenstry but at the same time I'm worried there could be some african or middle eastern in there somewhere

reddit lamar

>>78291113
just hire a prostitute/escort who offers "the girlfriend experience" and ask them to come to your house

>>78290964
Unironically four months ago

your posts are a waste of time and i can prove it scientifically

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in the uber home from shagging a prossie
need to be at my desk in less than 7 hours

guarantee none of you hate yourselves as much as me

don't support full communism?

then I'm afraid you're nothing more than a nazi

end of story

Cigarettes physically hurt and the nicotine makes me uncoordinated (I wouldn't drive smoking).\

I know smokers get acclimatised to it, but literally everything about it is truly awful. It literally makes my lungs feel like they're bleeding, not to mention the horrible smell and the ash that gets literally everywhere.

Cyberspace is such a cooler term than the Internet or Online.

i'm a cyberspace explorer, lads. that's what i do.

>>78291139
don't want a prozzie though I would just feel like shit afterwards and be £100 out of pocket

>>78291113
Find a proper desperate prossie and convince her to stay. Maybe get a dog to protect you from her pimp when he shows up.

Not sure if that's how it works, most of what I'm proposing is based on the film True Romance. Have you seen it? Great film. Can't tell if the Tarantino cut is better though, reckon the theatre release might be best.

>>78291156

was she fit?

>>78291098
you just gotta have confidence lad

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>>78291150
apu!

don't support neo nazism?

then I'm afraid you're nothing more than a lefty cuck

end of story

>>78291184
fuck off

>>78291039
dont get how people still think nihilism is a sign of intelligence

>>78291073
Just finished this episode

>>78291171
smokers are also horrible disgusting people
thankfully it's declining

>>78291179
>I would just feel like shit afterwards and be £100 out of pocket
you've never had a gf have you?

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>>78291172
fucking nerd

>>78291171
you sound like a bitch dawg

>>78291039
The viewers are the same type who roam through life with no purpose. They most likely have ADD and or ADHD, and if aren't diagnosed, then it's dormant

>>78291189
>when you try to jump on the ultimate victim train but just end up getting dragged along the tracks

>>78291183
to be she was fucking unreal
shagged a lot of prossies in my time and looks wise she was easily the best

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ooh ah up the uvf

>>78291198
is cuck an insult to lefties

I thought they wore it as a badge of honour

>>78291172
No. You're unemployed, fat, and live with your mother.

>>78291199
find your confidence in a bottle of liquor Paddy.

wake up everymorning to the tune of https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=au30c9ZMIPg and fuck every woman you see, no exceptions

>>78291184
how would having more confidence make me meet more women

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>>78291220
you love it really

>>78291218
at least it would be a few weeks/months before I felt like shit before she dumped me

as soon as I had cum she would be off and I would be alone again

>>78291237
>unemployed
no
>fat
heh, no.
>live with your mother
true

>>78291230
Love how none of you cretins who criticise it have never even seen the show

i live wiht mummy

How many pepes do you reckon Jordan Peterson has on his computer? I reckon at least one. I bet Alex Jones has loads.

don't want 10 million islamic migrants to be shoved into your country?

then I'm afraid you're nothing more than a racist nazi biggot

>>78291246
Word around town is women are attracted to a confident man
I don't necessarily believe rumours myself however

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>>78291237
>You're unemployed, fat, and live with your mother.
heeehhhh

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kpop lads

>>78291171
>nicotine makes me uncoordinated
bet you'd get blown away by a stiff breeze too fairy boy

>>78291246
women like confident guys?!?!?!

>listening to guy ritchie on joe rogan
>keeps saying the word "geezer"
I guess he's from that part of England where everyone and everything is a geezer.

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>tfw too high test for my own good

>>78291237
errrrm I think you'll find that my mother lives with me

honestly seriously weigh up the options of suicide vs a week of work every Sunday night

this can't be normal

>>78291323
thats called morbid obesity

>he doesn't live with his mum

wagies must enjoy being miserable

>>78291338
stop being a wage cuck

>>78291338
it's the ultimate jewish trick

they created money so they can control you

people will never be free

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if you dont smoke you're probably a low test boring fag

Alri gn lads, don't even know why I stay awake so late

>>78291171
didn't know it was possible for one man to be so gay

The same people who believe that Muslim terror attacks are part and parcel of city life and that ruin your life for suggesting that Islamic terror might have something to do with Islam are trying to tie some random kid in a tricked out Dodge Challenger to the Alt-Right, to all Right-wingers, Trump supporters and by extension to all White people.

>>78291359
jesus christ sweetie quit it with the homophobia
most gay people smoke, including me

business idea: make 45k and live with your parents and buy a huge Mercedes easily

>>78291378
Leftist are mentally ill.

i think i'm actually mentally scarred from being depressed/anxious while living in a uni dorm where idiots constantly set off the fire alarm
got so desensitized that sometimes i would just stay in my room as the alarms rang
now i'm plagued with thoughts of being caught in a fire

>>78291359
smoking reduces testosterone

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Wanna join an organised military force but cannae join the British army as I will be ousted and shunned by family and friends

unironically might try for the legion but its meant to be fucking brutal and all the recruits come from 3rd world shitholes in Africa and Eastern Europe

Rorkies are mentally ill. So many boogeymen.

>>78291401
don't be thinskinned, arse bandit.

>>78291429
EU has an army now doesn't it?

>>78291359
>DUDE IF YOU DON'T SMOKE YOU'RE A LOSER LMAO
>GRRR MANLY COUGHING AND CANCER
>GRRR MANLY WASTE OF INCOME
>GRRR NICOTINE ADDICTION GRRRRR
>GRRR MANLY CIGARETTE STINK GRRRRRRR SO MACHO

Rorkes, lefties, all the same skin to me. Bullet goes in bullet goes out, no fast talk can dodge this.

>>78291424
proof?

>>78291429
>unironically might try for the legion but its meant to be fucking brutal and all the recruits come from 3rd world shitholes in Africa and Eastern Europe
poofter

>>78291429
go to eastern ukraine/syria and get some real fighting

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you fannies wished you lived my life

>>78291429
It would honestly be shit anyway chances are you'd die for nothing.

>>78291378
lefties are hypocritical cunts

what's new

most lefties are 100x more racist against whites than the right are against blacks

Greeks weren't Nordic, but they were blonde haired and blue eyed

i smoke cos im a real man not a low test beta queer

btw you better not tell my da

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This is how I picture every rorke

>>78291378
there are people who unironically believe that it's drumpf's fault

i hate orange hitler just as much as the next lad but that's just not being intellectually honest at all

>>78291348
can't
need money
>>78291358
fucking hate kikes

>>78291472
nice bootleg watches you gypsy

>>78291483
this is the rhetoric i dont need to hear because i can accept that

just want to do something with my life, want to feel alive and not waste away

>>78291297
>>78291309
let me give you my daily life
>wake up
>take the same train every day to uni/work
>have a couple friends in uni but my course is IT so theres not many girls
>my job is all older men. Im the only younger lad
>finish work/uni
>get same train home
at home i read, watch some tv shows, go on 4chan and listen to music
I never meet any new women

>>78291472
Is that an F-91? Classic watch, got two of those.

Both Obama and Osama wore that.

>>78291429
>>78291471
this
join Azov Battalion. It's a nazi legion funded by a Ukrainian Jew and you'll probably get to kill Russians.

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>>78291507
>fucking hate kikes

>>78291429
i'm sure you'll fit right in

uber driver letting me pump choons via bluetooth
based paki

>>78291507
>can't ; need money
Find a new job then you idiot. Stop blaming "da joos" for all your misfortune, you god damn loser.

>>78291532
excuse me is that sarcasm?

>>78291524
I said an actual military not a bunch of fucking mad slav irregulars

For all the smokers calling me a fairy, I've known plenty of smokers who say smoking is shit, but they need the nicotine. People don't smoke because it's enjoyable. The only joy is the relief from the nicotine withdrawal which itself is brought on by smoking.

So basically, smoking is bad, makes you feel bad, and you only keep doing it because without it you feel worse. That's next level cucked.

>>78291544
sadly accurate

>>78291429
dont join the legion its all just blacks from former french colonies trying to get citizenship

>>78291559
t. clueless simpleton

>>78291559
I've always said this. Smoking is the equivalent of wearing shoes that are too small, just for the relief of taking them off at the end of the day.

>>78291559
i like the taste, the slight stimulation, and the social aspects
i also know that i'm addicted because i do feel like shit when i stop for a day or so

>>78291498
As a southerner, people who proudly wave the Confederate flag are stupid. Likewise, people who tear down Confederate statues are equally stupid.

The legacy of Washington, Jefferson, Franklin, etc outweigh the legacy of the "state's rights" myth.

Also, these people generally are white supremacist, and you'll find most of these people foolishly don't realize that the USA 1860-1960 was much better at white supremacy than the CSA

>>78291550
can't low skilled
I'd be able to find a better job if the jews hadn't flooded the country with JFs that will work for peanuts

how does one go about joining a Mercenary Company?

sure that air freshener has poisoned me.

>>78291516
>have a couple friends in uni
Keep at this, social network yourself and get into a loop of sociable people. Take opportunities with them, i.e. get togethers, parties, etc. You have to force yourself to do it and let me tell you, you'll think of every reason not to want to do it, but you gota get over it and just fucking do it.

smoking should legitimately be banned in public and punishable by whipping
such a horrible habit

going into war without proper training is just insanity

>>78291599
please keep autistic fantasies within the confounds of your metal gear solid games

you have to be an experienced soldier to get work in a private contractors

>>78291557
Don't the yanks let furrners join their army?

>>78291599
serve some years in the military first and do a stint in Iraq or Afghanistan somewhere but you missed that boat

>some dumb gits on /brit/ say that smoking is for men
>look at my dad who's frail, weak and poor after smoking for all his life

hmmmmmmm

>>78291641
>>78291641
>>78291641
new

>orange hitler
just leave the fucking thread and dont come back please. that is the most reddit post i have ever read

>>78291590
you're not a southerner liam you're a carpet bagging piece of shit

>>78291592
m8, you're literally retarded. Have fun being 30+ with NOTHING to show for yourself. Mum and Dad must be real proud of you faggot.

>>78291674
shut up you naive leaf you will never comprehend the struggle of the working class