>the entire country of Canada gets 5x fewer tourists every

Why hasn't the United States absorbed Canada as its own to further divide it into smaller states?

>>78272678
Why would anyone invade Canada? There are a few towns along the US border and the rest of this huge country is literally empty forests.

>>78272557
well let's clear up things

of the 115million tourists, 98million of them are from your own country. so that leaves 14.8million.

using the same criteria Canada had 27.5million visitors in the year. higher, but that's only vs one state. but we don't have many nice beaches in Canada and Florida is nice. so if Canada is a 'flyover' by that definition, i'm okay with that. have a good day.

>>78272739
>Why would anyone invade Canada?
For fun, it's not like the Canucks would offer resistance.

But your whole country has 75,620,836 international arrivals, in 2016 according to http://tinet.ita.doc.gov/view/m-2016-I-001/index.asp
Are you counting for Florida both the domestic tourism?
Seems a bit unfair or you are claiming Florida has 1.52 times the international tourism of the entire USA

>>78272678
Because the last time they tried to do that it ended in their white house being burned down.
The only wars Americans are capable of winning are proxy wars fought by arming corporations to mow down unarmed workers.

>>78272756
I like how you tried to defend this shit hole and gave up

what can you even see if you do visit canada?

>>78272826
nothing to defend, just clearing up some misinformation.

>>78272815
The only wars Australians are capable of winning are

>>78272834
geese, mooses, canadians, trees

>>78272739
The US has attempted to invade Canada multiple times.

>>78272887
Nice deflection mate. What's next, are you going to threaten me with nuclear fire?

>>78272557
>Canada gets 5x fewer tourists
they are full. have you been to the niagara falls lately? 90% asians, mostly indians and chinese. probably "locals" from toronto area.
canada is an asian country now.

>>78272756
Ok count canadas domestic tourism, Toronto gets 13 million

The city of Tampa gets 33 million

I'm HOWLING

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>>78272557
All of Canada isn't Nunavut. We have grass and trees here as well.
>current weather where I live

>>78272739
Also the tenth largest economy in the world and tons of resources.

>>78272557
>tfw you realize that the US counts domestic tourists in it's figure.

>tfw you realize that the disney princesses are counted as tourists in their own kingdoms.

I too shiggy and diggy.

>>78272990
>canada is an asian country now
15.3% of the Canadian population is Asian.
5.6% of the US population is Asian.

>>78272678
They tried 2.5 times, it went poorly

>>78272777
Do you actually believe this or is it just memery?

>>78272834
Same things that are available anywhere

>>78272952
No I don't feel right making fun of a country like yours tbqh

>>78272815
The opposite is true. We win wars that are fought conventionally but it's the proxies wars outsourced to intelligence agencies and NGOs that we loose misrebably.

>>78273110
I'm just joking around, chillax.

>>78273110
What would average Canuck do if USA invaded?

>>78273094
>3x
it feels that way.
also they are not equally distributed either. most of them are in toronto (indians) or vancouver (chinks).

>>78272998

don't you mean tampa/hillsborough county? i can't find the your source of the city of Tampa getting 33million visitors. 23% were overnight trips the rest were day trips. 48% were for visiting friends and family.

12.2million international visitors visited Toronto, average stay was 4.5 days.

>>78273157
seriously stop joking, it is a serious board.

>>78273094
Don't forget that Canada is 80.9% non-Hispanic white and America is struggling for what? 50%-60%?
Also that America's non-whites are spread throughout the country and every major city, ours are found almost entirely within 2 cities. Ours are also rich Asians, not criminals

>>78273110
>Same things that are available anywhere
Except for warmth, sand beaches, majestic monuments, these sorts of things :^)
Wouldn't mind eating poutine in Québec some time though, osti de crisse.

>>78273183
protest loudly. i wouldn't expect too much violence.

>>78273183
We actually have a response to your Red Plan in which we take the unexpected offensive, in reality though you would instantly lose your largest trade partner and energy supplier, your military would be bogged down in a very large and inhospitable environment, and basically the entire world would turn against you.
Of course America's military is vastly superior to Canada's, but that's not enough to make an attempted occupation successful.

>>78273384
We'd lose our what? Nigga we'd just take control of it all

>>78273384
*makes a deal with the US to exchange free Québec in exchange for military and most importantly political support for the take-over*

>>78273349
It gets as hot as 40° in my area. My province relies largely on tourism and our beaches are the most popular destination followed by historic monuments. People enjoy seeing examples of colonial lifestyle and architecture from 1500-1900 or things like forts built in wars with the yanks.
I don't like my historic sights less because the arc de triumph is a thing any more than you like yours less because the pyramids are a thing.

>>78273586
>any more than you like yours less because the pyramids are a thing.
We have historical sites older than the oldest pyramid.

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>>78273442
Ah yes, just like Vietnam or Iraq, except this time with a huge, wealthy, highly industrialised, nation that you depend on for almost a third of your oil and is among the most well liked country on earth.

>>78273770
By that logic so do we

How intact are they is the question

>>78273802
> among the most well liked country on eart

somebody likes canada?

>>78273812
Pristine. Except for the Lascaux grotto, took a beating since tens of thousands visited it.

>wow i cant wait to go spend my week off in canada
said no one ever lol

>>78273770
You know what I mean. The age of an historic sight doesn't always correlate to how interesting it is.

>>78274041
It does. The oldest the betterest.

>>78273886
Canada is not even in the same league as Russia when it comes to global reputation

>>78273950
I am a hunting and fishing guide, thousands of people come every autumn, dpring, and summer just to my little area from all over the world

>>78274041
sounds desperate

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>>78273886
Canada is the highest ranking country on reptrak over time. Often first, never below 2nd or 3rd. They poll 30,000+ people in all OECD nations. Not just some people like it, it's consistently the most well liked country on earth according to at least one large metric, I think the best overall country metric has us ranked 2nd behind Switzerland right now.

Did you think /int/ was reality?

>Canada finally gets a tourist
>he jumps out of the plane and kill himself

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4339230/Pilot-27-missing-plane-crash-believed-dead.html

>>78273384
the US is the only country in the world who gives a shit about Canada

>>78273802
Huge and empty. Iraq has the same population roughly as Canada in much smaller area, and Vietnam has more than double your population. The vast majority of Canada could be taken with no resistance.

>>78274068
yeah if by reputation you include bad and good, then yes, Russia probably ranks pretty high up there. if you only include good, then Canada is top tier, more so then you UK bro.

>is Canada a flyover country?
I hope so. Stay the fuck out of my country non-Canadian subhumans.

>>78274391
call russia to help, we can share the spoils!

also would be cool to watch on liveleak how toronto is firebombed with b-54 and canadian resistence (i bet they will be called terrorists) is hunted down with drones and apaches

>>78274124
To a Euro Canada has no history, to someone from western Canada or America, we have tons of interesting history. Lots of people like to come and see early colonial settlements or museums.

>>78274421
I was referring to "good reputation" you thin-skinned spacker.

>>78274558
Unless you're Chinese, then you're welcome to take every spot in Canadian universities.

>>78272739
Probably for the 3rd largest oil reserves on the world

>>78273899
Oh neat

Always wanted to see France desu, especially nimes

>>78274605
Given the price of oil today it nearly costs more to take it out of the ground than it's actually worth.

>>78272557
>less tourists
This is a good thing fatso I'm fine with this

>>78274565
>Russia is desperate for American attention
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I can't wait for actual reality when we both tag team your ass and take the arctic.

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>tfw not in the top 35
You can imagine how boring my life is

>>78274870
You don't need to live in one of Thai cities, just within a couple hours so you can drive to a bigger city for some excitement every now and then.

>>78274870
How the fuck does Oakville continue to call itself a town? It's been the size of a city for 30 fucking years and it's still officially the town of oakville.

>>78274900
I hate driving

>>78274991
Found the woman. Tits of GTFO.

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>>78272678
Do you want your White House burnt down again?

>>78274870
Honestly I'd like to live in Vancouver though

A place doesn't have to be a good tourist spot to be a nice place to live. In fact it's the opposite a lot of the time, I'm from Florida and love the reasons tourists visit but hate them for visiting. Have to put up with it though because it's a huge part of our economy

>>78275091
I'd rather live in Mississauga than Vancouver

>>78273384
>largest energy supplier
Nah, we'd just rev up shale exploration even more while we wait to take control of Alberta, which wouldn't be hard since Alberta is basically American anyway.

The US is basically energy independent at this point. It's Canucks who want to keep us addicted to their shitty tar sands oil.

>>78275194
Hey asshole, that's the people's republic of Mississauga

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>>78275194
Why would you want to live west of Québec?

>>78275308
Northern Ontario is comfy faggot

>>78275308
found the cousin fucker

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>>78273442
>>78274391
>>78275277
t. George Washington, 1775
t. James Madison, 1812
t. Thomas Sweeny, 1868

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>>78275498
>he hasn't fucked at least one cousin

>>78275605
Are you British? No? Then you didn't defeat us.

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>>78275605
Listen here motherfucker

>>78275835
To be fair the land they were in was called Canada at the time so in a way it can be accurately said that Canadians did it

>>78274096
>thousands of people come every autumn
theres 7.5 billion people on earth

I don't believe Canada has nukes. But if America really wanted to they could have a radiated backyard.

the USA should take over Canada and settle its Asian communities there

>>78276029
Canada had nukes, Bomarcs, we got rid of them in the 70s.

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>>78272739

>>78275885
Screen capping this

>>78274096
Wow forests it's a good thing no other country has those. I will tell you that before 9/11 when you didn't need a passport we would drive to Canada to buy beer because you only had to be 18. So that's a good thing.

>>78275995
>theres 7.5 billion people on earth
And yet the highest concentration of autists can be found in finland

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>>78274380
ummm

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>>78276103
>Invade America
>Burn down their capital
>Being the good guys we are we only burn down public buildings
>All private property is left alone

Even when pillaging Canadians are superior to all others.

>>78276116
A*erican tourists made spear hunting bears in alberta illegal by recording it stop coming here then

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>>78272815

>>78276273
It's not illegal if you don't get caught.

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>>78273284
Canada is 70% white now
In 30 years we will be whiter than you

>>78274643
Stop reading greenpeace fake news. We're making a good chunk of money on current prices, especially when you factor in Can:US exchange rates

>Suncor — one of three major oilsands producers that reported earnings in the past 24 hours — said that its operating costs decreased to $22.15 a barrel, an 18 per cent reduction over last year. In 2013, those operating costs were $37 a barrel.

>At Syncrude, in which Suncor has a majority stake, operating costs per barrel dropped to $27.65 a barrel.

>Cenovus said that its operating costs have dropped by 30 per cent since 2014 (excluding the price they pay for natural gas, which is set by the market).

>For MEG Energy, operating costs at its Christina Lake project dropped by 14 per cent, year over year, to $7.76 per barrel of oil.

>>78278211
>In 30 years we will be whiter than you
How so?

>>78278211
>Canada 2100
>Hapas and Indian-filippinos living in a beautiful, high-tech paradise

>USA 2100
>fallout landscapes, wars between the three main factions vying for control: los chicanos, the Cripbloods, and the Dixie Revival

>>78278423
Your white birth rates are very low, and you are getting less white at a faster rate

>>78278403
Found the albertan

>>78278523
More like Canada will turn to a corrupt disgusting place to live when its taken by the greasy yellow and brown hordes exactly like the countries their parents came from

>>78278899
t. 5'7" potato-nigger

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>>78278523
Its...true.

>>78278899
This, that's what all multi-racial places tend to look.

>>78279032
6'0 Anglo, you paki

>>78279149
hahaha 6'1" half italian half anglo here. get cucked manlet

>>78279096
I know, I grew up in Scarborough. Vile creatures non whites

>>78279188
>tall dago
Yeah right

>>78279230
Northern Italian master race

>>78279189
>City nigger
>Criticizing anyone
I bet you dress like a fag lmao

>>78279305
Wait, so you don't even live around poo skins but you take issue with muh racism? Many such cases

>>78279394
I grew up in Oakville but I live in Guelph now. I would take upper class shitskins over white trailer trash any day. You should see some of the toothless middle school drop out white niggers around here.

>>78272678
It's worthless land filled with worthless people

>>78279447
This is how I know your sheltered lmao. Ducking Oakville and guelph. I would take kind poor Canadians any day over pakis and Jamaican subhuman shitskins. You must empathize with them because you're half wop

>>78279532
Sure thing kid. So when the country is 35% foreign born are you gonna finally kill yourself lmao?

>>78279582
No, but when you get what you advocate for and you're surrounded by filth don't say you weren't warned. Enjoy diversity bud lmao. I'm moving to port hope with my wife.

>>78279686
I'm not advocating anything, it's just really funny to make fun of autistic fags like yourself

>>78279734
I'm not the one triggered by muh racism ya faggy wop

>>78273094
>15.3% of the Canadian population is Asian.

What the fuck are you on? Chinese are 4.3% and every other Asian group is well under 0.5%

>>78279768
I'm white bruh, racism doesn't offend me. I think it's really funny actually because I don't take it seriously.

>>78279823
If you were indifferent would you really be so defensive about your shitskin utopia that I mock? Sheltered baby

>>78279927
Again I'm not defending anything, I'm just calling you a fag. Wait, are you actually legitimately arguing on 4chan? That's sad.

>>78275194
>>78275291

>be mississauga
>buy cake at rabba
>caught cholera
>losing water due diarrhea
>almost dying due dehydration
>go to hospital, have to wait 15 hours because 10 paki kids from brampton had a flu
>doctors cant save you because they forgot their scissors and they cant give you any fluid ( líquids must come in a bag by law)
>run from the hospital, looking for a course of water
>get attacked by wild geese in lakeshore
>die

>Australian NOW accept Indians as Asians because he learned Australia has as many Chinese as Canada and his .t Zhang bullshit was ironic

>>78272557
are you implying that tourism is good?

heh

>>7827996
>I-I don't care I wanna live around shitskins instead of evil white trailer trash it will be a hapa and Indian ruled tech paradise
You are seething lmao

>>78279988
Basically

>>78280119
Brampton is a shithole, mississauga is gud

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>>78280068
>When you're so desperate to troll someone you convince yourself that you succeeded

>>78280225
Both suck. You a leaf on vacation?

>>78274940
Money, bitch

>>78280231
Um sweetie, I'm not the one who has convinced myself I'll be living in a "hapa and Indian tech paradise" away from those evil white trash Canadians lmao. Sorry to mock your sheltered wet dream, don't be upset.

In our defense the Canadians had the British and French backing them. That's the modern equivalent of America and Britain or something

And really we're just farmers with a dream back then

>>78272756
kek

>>78280269
No, i'm a chilean with family there

Mississauga was boring as fuck, but brampton felt unsettling, like if the place had no soul at all

>>78280391
lol, you need some practice

>>78272557
I'm driving from middle eastern US to Canada in two months as a tourist

>>78280552
As a general rule just know southern Ontario is garbage but it's where the money is

>>78280578
You could be a case study on the average cuck Canadian. Sheltered and naive.

>>78280640
I want a canadian bf but everyone seems to do meth there. What to do?