>One shot at life >Wasn't born in Brazil Just

>>78268806

Country where sex has no value, all girls are sluts, where you're likely to mugged.

Yeah senpai

inb4 a hysterical self hating Brazilian makes long rants about how he hates his country and makes several mentions of it being populated by monkeys.

>>78268806
Ah yes, Detroit: the country, sounds like a nice place.

>hurr durr muh food
>durr herp muh women
>herpa derpa muh shitty country has no migrants because it's based

This sorts of threads need to stop.

>>78268806
>ywn walk around town surrounded by beautiful mullato girls with fat asses
Why even live

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>>78268931

Those women are 5/10 here at most.

>>78268806
Don't worry, Western Europe will sound turn as Brazil Jr with its niggers and extreme violence.

>>78268931
You have mena qts though

>>78268806
>didn't grow up eating macaco soup

>>78268958
soon*

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>>78268958

>>78268957
Are you gay??

>>78268969
They don't walk around dressed like that the closest you'll get is yoga pants or skinny jeans

>>78269072
damn

>tfw no yoga pants wearing MeNa gf

>>78269072
That's because you don't want to

>>78268958
When this meme will end?
It will never turn as Brazil because:
1: Brazilians of every races have no conflicts between each others, it's more a story of classism.
2: there is no Islam on Brazil
3: The greatest menace is not the race-mixing but the fact that they become a majority inside the population.

anyway during the 2020's or 2030's a Civil War will probably happens and we will remove kebabs and niggers, losing a lot of our own people too.

>>78268806
stop making these. You'd probably be born in a favela and shot by an off duty cop

>>78268854
lol u jealous because u have to masturbate to 2d lolis since japanese women can't even compare to ours? ur country is shit, go back to /a/

>>78268957
I'd say 7/10 depending on the region. 8.5/10 if ur in Nordeste

>>78271575

By here I mean the South. Those are 5/10 over here.

Maybe they're 7 in your Southeastern slum.

Uga bunda to you too

>>78271651
Are Brazils white women curvy as well?

>>78271788

Yes.

>>78271853
Awesome. Brazil is truly The greatest country on earth. No matter where you are in the country the women are always thicc and gladly show it of

>>78268806
or just live near asszil

>>78268931
Is'nt Amman kinda like that?

>>78271651
cacetinho faggit u like a big black cock don't u

>>78272137
Ass implants aren't very cheap, but i'm sure Swedish women can afford it.

>>78268806
I wish I was born in Sweden

>>78273738
Me too. I could have a blonde gf right now.

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>>78268806
>tfw country life and no bundas to cheer me up

>>78272901
They rarely get them though. They almost exclusively get boobjobs. Even if they get ass implants they still aren't wearing thongs like brasilian girls do

>>78272901
>>78274431
Conclusion. Brazil is better

>>78268806
Feels good to be born in a country with a very similar culture desu

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>>78268806
>Living life literally in tutorial mode
>Complaining about it

>>78268806
>Be Swedes
>Want to live in a mutt country
Nothing suprising here

>>78276184
If they all look and dress like that then yes
>>78275758
I'm jealous

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>ONE SHOT at life
>5'7"

>>78268806
why dont you move there?
you probably make more in a month than they do in 1year over there.
then you can get mugged by all the big bundas you want

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>>78275849
>living life on easy
>pointing fingers at others

>>78276412
Are you aware that racemixing with them will produce low IQ offspring ?

You're literally killing and betraying your race by doing so

>>78278589
>hurrrr durrrr I'm a fucking genetic engineer hurrr durrr

Shut up retard

Brasil in general suck, but there great things too.

I was in an exclusive party yesterday, around R$500 to plebs to enter, open bar, top gin, wiskey red bull you name it..
hundreds of girls like that ass and big tits, some Tv artists where there as well.

Yeah if you have money and know how to use it you have plenty of pussy like that here.

A funny fact, around thousand people I found 2 blacks, I kid you not..

But if you ever come to hueland and want to make sure that you'll fuck girls, I recommend you to pay for A -B class whores, around $R300-R$500 around US 100, you go to fuck then in their own apartments.

It's a much better deal than chase these expensive whores that want social status and suck your time and money..

>>78278880
nice

>>78278685
Typical low IQ spic behavior


How many millions people died because of drug since the Spaniards ceased to rule your country, Jose ?

>>78279868
why do you reply to ameri turds?

>>78268854
Which one of those was meant to be bad?

>>78268958

that will never happen because intermarriage with muslims is impossible. It is different. There is no melting pot with muslims.

>>78279912
I don't know myself desu

>tfw no qt Brazilian twink bf

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>>78278589
>>78279868

>>78268958

All our Violence are from drug war not cultural/racial differences.

You're basically implying Western Europe will become a drug infested shithole.

>one shot at life
>wasn't born in Canada
Dodged a bullet here.

>>78281134
I want Brazil to end the drug war and be a safe place to live

>>78280706
My brother married an iraqi qt.

That doesnt mean you cant go to Brazil and get yourself a girl or 2.

UMA
DELICIA

>>78281408

Problem is shit justice. If only we had death penalty.

>>78281624
>le ebin duterete president
isn't going to fix anything, brazil needs to lessen foriegn influence in their country and build better infrastructure such as schools and make it economically possible for people to move up and not live their whole lives in the favelas

>nibbers everywhere
>death
>poverty
>good

>>78281703

I don't think foreign influence did anything.

The problem really is niggers know when they get arrested they'll be free soon so they just don't give a fuck and minor can do whatever they want and just get an slap in the wrist.

Favelas at least where i live they get bulldoze'd down, but Rio loves favelas and it's 1/3 of the city so that's gonna stay forever

>>78282097
If you genuinely think its the >le poor people and niggers fault, then Brazil is never going to be saved. Problems come from the top, not the bottom, of society.

>tfw no surra de bunda
why even live
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chR8RW-i38M&has_verified=1

Brazil is safe if ur rich

>>78282171

That's why i mentioned justice. Justice is one of the three powers here and to fix Violence significantly, justice needs a deep reform.

>>78268854
What is Enjo Kosai... BTW, you are right about be mugged.

>>78282304
Brazil could honestly do good with just dissolving their entire government and holding new elections where nobody who had previously held office is allowed to run.

>>78282304
>justice is one of the three powers
dude what
but yeah it does need a >deep reform

>>78282397

>Executivo
>Judiciario <<<<<
>Legislativo

Did you finished High School?

>>78282361

Kinda what's going to happen but some of "new faces" are from stablishment as well.

>>78282302
how do you think a digital nomad making between $20,000-$30,000 usd a year would fare in a medium sized city(200-500k pop)?
>>78282293
is this still a thing?
>>78282588
hopeful about the future as long as the usually suspects are all behind bars or barred from office

>>78282293
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSyH2T7DO9E shit
I did not even know about this thing lol

Sopa de macaco posting when

>>78281408
It's never will occurs because the only way to do it is being the most anti-democratic possible and democracy is important to the implementation of globalist agenda. With a regional true effort we can destroy the drug problem, but its hard when even governments or governmental agencies like CIA profit with drug market.

Brazil don't produce coca, but, because the "better" infrastructure, is the best way to sending dugs to Europe and Africa. Today, because the moral decadence in our actual society, the use grow and we are the second big consumer after USA.

The big first problem are our political system and every possible solution involves unpopular actions with the people or international community.

People must die, countries must be invaded, liberties must be blocked...

>>78282304
The judiciary works "well". Our biggest problem is the Legislative. They make the laws, not the judiciary.

When a judger freed some bandit is a legislations fault, for example.

>>78283316
this

>>78268958
Bundas and muslims are stellar opposites.
They can't even coexists in the same plane of existence.

>>78282557
Judiciário doesn't translate as justice you illiterate fuck

>>78282813
How much do you make a month? I know that at least that in Florianapolis making above $1500 USD a month will basically allow you to live like a KANG.

>>78278880

Any sites you recommended?

>>78283854

I can confirm that.

>>78282302
>Brazil is safe if ur rich

I don't understand this logic. The world is safe if you're rich.

>>78286015
Are you a KANG? Or were you wuz one?

>>78268806
It would be stupid of you wanting to be born here.
It's way wiser to MOVE here as a foreigner. Girls will shower you with attention and sex if you're at least good-looking.

>>78287297
>Girls will shower you with attention and sex if you're at least good-looking.

And all Brazilians will want to be your friend.

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>>78287297
>Girls
Yeah sure they're "girls"

>>78268806
You'd probably be born into a dirt poor farmer/favela lifestyle though.

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>>78288575
While you keep thinking there are only shemales here, Brit girls are so ugly that your newcomers must resort to kids

>>78287297
Heard this from other south americans as well, both online and in real life.

Guess its a case of "having something that others don't" syndrome, or something similar.

>>78288680
But Kids are uma delícia, brother!

>>78276501
It's funny because Yoda is short.
Just like you.

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>>78269072
>yoga pants

>>78268854

t. Autistic 27-year old weeb English teacher who still hasn't found a QT3.14 gook GF yet

>>78288830
you're exotic and tehre's always the chance of getting an one-way ticket from Brazil

>>78289155
nice proxy m8

>>78288830

People say this about foreign men in almost every country on Earth.

I lived in India for two years, for instance. The average Indian man thinks that Caucasians can get the number of any girl, whether she's polish teacups at a chai stall or acting in Bollywood movies.

Mexican men in Mexico said the same shit; so did Colombian men in Colombia.

Being a white foreigner does give you an advantage, but never fucking listen to these people who make it sound like women will be chasing you around.

Only place that will happen is in the Philippines or some war-ridden sub-Saharan shit-hole.

>>78289196
Yeah that to.

Main reason why westerners get laid in east asia

>>78289254
why the philippines

>>78289346
is that pic even legal

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>>78289236

Pic related, bored as fuck.

>>78289303

Every white man I've met who has gone to the Philippines has told me the exact same thing.

When I was in Mexico earlier in the summer, I stayed with a French-Canadian guy in CDMX. He was telling me about how women in Manila regularly approached him, often with slutty pick-up lines or overtly sexual remarks.

Remember another dude who went there telling me about how a guy literally asked him to impregnate his wife so they'd have a white kid or some shit.

Filipina women being massive whores for foreign men is a well-known travel meme.

>>78289400
>Filipina women being massive whores for foreign men is a well-known travel meme.
why? and how do their men cope with it?

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>>78289395

Yes.

>>78289346
me on the right :^)

>>78289303
DON'T LISTEN TO HIM THE PHILIPPINES ARE NOT A PLACE FOR SEXUAL TOURISM

LEAVE THEM ALONE

Brazil, just like almost any other country, is only awesome if you're rich. Sure if you're a handsome german/italian/portuguese kid with rich parents, that lives in a beach house in sao paolo your life is gonna be great. My country is also amazing if you're rich, young and good looking. For everyone else?..................lol.

>>78289346

Pedo shit aside, I do not fucking understand people who find SE Asian women attractive.

>>78289424

Dunno.

I've never been there and have no interest in going.

One of my friends booked a ticket to Manila, though. He's going in December. I'll keep you updated. ;-)

>tfw friend is literally a desperate sex tourist
>tfw friend is an extremely fit and fairly attractive medical student
>tfw zero fucking idea why he has to fly to places like the Philippines and Thailand to get laid

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>>78289400
SHUT UP THE PHILIPPINES ARE PERFECTLY FINE

MY PARENTS LOVE EACHOTHER OKAY

>>78289482
>I'll keep you updated
Aight man, cool. Are you really in Tanzania now?

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>mfw living in São José dos Campos
>mfw Big city yet pretty countryside-ish
>mfw no shitty tourists, niggers or favelas

>>78289480

Rich is a relative term.

I earn anywhere between $1,200 and $2,500 per month as a freelance writer.

While I'm wrapping up university and eagerly awaiting the day I graduate, I do not live poorly in developing countries like Tanzania.

If you have a remote income of over $2,000 or $3,000 per month, you will be upper-middle class in most of Latin America and, indeed, most of the world.

Planning to do an MS online and crash in Mexico or Colombia for two years after I graduate. Fucking better than sitting on my ass in America for grad school.

>>78289532

Kek'd out loud, TBQH famalam.

Nothing against the Philippines, mate.

>>78289346
>>78289450
At least is a white pedo. Imagine how horrible could be to the kid a black pedo.

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>>78289550
HE'S A FILTHY PROXY LIAR

>>78289346

Its crazy how we just sweep this under the rug. You can get prostitutes almost anywhere, that is not what those old fat white guys come to the philippines for. They come for underrage ass and pussy. Its sick.

>>78289550

Yes, see: >>78289400.

Time-stamp, currency, and topmost portion of my Tanzania visa are all visible.

Flying out of here in ten days, though.

Thankfully won't be back in Burgerland until January. Still got India, Nepal, Egypt, and Mexico (again) to go.

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>>78289482

Idk, ASEAN was always a hotspot for sex tourism.

Brazilians are subhumans. They are semi conscious animals with no feelings or thoughts beyond mechanical reactions to outer stimuli. The simple fact their country has an Eastern European-ish GDP per capita but at the same time manages to have higher homicide rates than Africans tells you a lot about them.

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>>78289591

See: >>78289400

Here's a picture of the villagers cutting up a goat my friend bought last week.

>>78289611
How is Tanzania? Is it safe? Are the people there nice?

>>78289589

Still disgusting and should be punishable with death.

>>78289597

You know tat chart of how people react when something happens in 1st or 3rd world cunts?

Same shit.

>>78289654
Lol senpai don't worry about the LIAR thing I was just getting worked up on the fact people always assume white man + filipina woman = sexual tourism. My mom is older than my dad and they didn't even meet in that godforsaken country, yet every other assholes sees me as the result of what you describe here: >>78289400

IT'S NOT FAIR AND YOU'RE PROPAGATING THIS UNHEALTHY MEME

btw did you BBQ the goat ?

>>78289637

I know that child prostitution is big business in Cambodia and Laos.

Didn't know that about the Philippines, though.

I cannot comprehend child sex tourists. Kids are disgusting little pukes that play with their own shit and are just slightly more cognitively developed than a golden retriever.

>>78289658

I'm staying in a village in Northern Zanzibar.

Zanzibar is Muslim-majority and has a much different culture than the mainland, which, unfortunately, I won't be able to see much of before leaving.

The locals aren't as nice or as friendly as other places I've been (Mexico, Turkey, India, Iraqi Kurdistan, etc), but they aren't rude, either.

I feel completely safe here in the village, though. My host is very popular here and in the neighboring communities, so everyone nearby is really nice to me.

Locals on other parts of the island are kind of annoying, but they're not violent or physically aggressive.

I once had sex with 7 brazilian women at once, 2 years ago. drugged up and everything (on my own will I was a horny dumbass)

haven't had sex since then, ama

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>>78289832

Festish man, some people have fetish for shit like this.

>>78289832
That's cool. Thought it would be dangerous.

>>78268806
>one shot at life
>born in a rich country
>still a failure
Just end it.

>>78289862
looks like the fucked you out dry

>>78289825

wew

Sorry, senpai. Must be rough.

My first girlfriend was born and raised in India. We met online when we were both 19, as I'd already been planning a trip there ever since getting my first job.

A lot of my Indian-American friends kept saying she was probably using me for a green card or some shit.

Got to India and found out that bitch's parents are extremely fucking rich. We didn't date long, and her parents are currently shelling out $70k per year for her to get an MA in social work in the United States.

Unfortunately, we didn't barbecue the goat. People in Zanzibar are some of the worst cooks I've come across in 40-something countries.

*they

>>78289893

Dar Es Salaam is a little dangerous, from what I can gather.

Overall, Tanzania tries to keep tourists safe due to its big-name attractions (Serengeti, Mt. Kilimanjaro, Lake Victoria, Ngorongoro Crater, etc).

My friend here recently traveled to Zambia and Zimbabwe. We also met a few Peace Corps volunteers from Rwanda.

Apparently all three countries are quite safe and are full of very friendly and helpful local people.

>>78290021
Are there safaris in Tanzania? Can I hunt big game?

>>78290067

Tanzania is home to Serengeti National Park, which is probably one of the best-known wildlife reserves in the world.

Dunno about big-game hunting.

>>78290021
>Zimbabwe
fuck, really? That's crazy. I wouldn't go there

>>78282813
Like some anon said you'd live like a king, there's quite a few cities in that pop range with a pretty neat standard of living, the further inside the country you go the more your money is worth. I lived all my life in Rio and it's amazing how cheaper life is in Minas Gerais, what I used to pay in rent alone covers most of my bills now

>>78290130

Apparently a lot of Zimbabweans are very well-educated.

Friend said the cities are quite well-developed, too. Apparently it's not uncommon to be driving through some under-developed and dense jungle, only to suddenly see high-rise apartment buildings and Western-style houses.

Lots of poverty, too, but my friend (who has been living in Tanzania for two years and is fluent in Swahili and all) was very surprised by how much he liked it.

I guess getting cash is extremely hard there, though.

>>78290280
Well the shit they did to white farmers is why I wouldn't go there

>>78290205

Many companies are getting out of the coast capitals and going to the countryside. Since it's actually cheaper.

>>78290321

Oh yeah.

I know a bit about all the Mugabe shit, but not much. Apparently folks are pretty well past that.

I met a couple Peace Corps volunteers from Rwanda two weeks ago. Apparently the country is very developed and safe (both by African standards), due to all the foreign aid money which poured in after the water.

Shit changes fast, I guess.

>>78290329
It's cheaper, safer and a nice place to do business, there's quite a lot of money rolling in the interior with all the agrobusiness

>>78290499
Damn. I thought they were poor as fuck and undeveloped.

>>78290536

But tecnological companies are going now.

Here in my city there's a fuckload of defense companies.

>>78290616

Probably still is by Waffle House standards.

>>78290205
good to hear that state also seems like a good one from what i have seen

>>78268806
kill yourself then
my life is fucking terrible

>>78292499
You're the problem, not Brazil.
Wanna swap nationalities? I heard they like Christian Arabs over there

>>78292737
no
I'm not using a positive sudanese stereotype to imply that my life would be better there because of that tho

if you don't get pussy in sweden you probably wouldn't get pussy in Brazil unless you're poor

>>78292737
christians arabs are good yeah

>>78268806
You know that this water is worse than toilet water, right? We drop our shit in the sea and waves brings it back.

>>78289575
what sort of writing do you do?

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>>78268854
y'know, some people still engage in reproductive tasks

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>>78268806
>One shot at life
>Wasn't born in Texas
I feel for you anon, I truly do

>>78268854
Dude jap girls are easy too u herb

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Gee, it sure is /pol/ around here

>>78269072
Well that plus lotta fattys like usa

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>One shot at life
>Am a fat lazy fuck

>>78296829
>one shot at life
>born in mississippi
>move to texas as a baby
>two years later move to kentucky

its like being taken from hell to heaven and back to hell again but not as bad as the first time

>>78276622
Are Portugal women like Brasilian ones?

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>One chance at life
>Born a m*llennial

>>78302391
Kek

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>one shot at life
>born too early to impregnate your 2D wife

>>78303643
Stop posting my wife

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>>78303656
>your
No, back off subhueman

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>>78303730
ILL KILL YOU BRO, DONT MAKES ME MAD
IM DANGER, IM WARNING YOU

STOP POSTING MY WIFE

>>78303196
lol wtf link to that video?

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>>78303792
No.

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>>78303196
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>>78303850
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
ILL FIND YOU

>>78303196
kek

>>78303196
>that black guy on the left going "lol white people"
Haha.

>>78304182
>Those people
>White

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>>78289254
>>78289346
>>78289597
>>78289400
>>78289424
>>78289450
>>78289482
>>78289532
>>78289575
>>78289832
>>78289883

>>78268806
no cellulite rich butts in sweden?

>>78304182
looks more like a tanned moroccan

>>78306226
No

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>>78268854
>implying jap girls arent sluts too

you cant trick me fumihiro

>>78302391
No But Brazilians are the largest immigrant group in Portugal

>>78289862
got aids or any other std?

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab6_1372968263
The fun parts of the country are like this.
The others are like Russia: crap and bitter.

>>78276501
Impregnate an Italian woman