I want a better muh heritage. It's all a shitty mutt mix

You're probably at least 5% Anglo Saxon, which is the best ethnic makeup on the planet tbqh.

You realize you'd still be an unemployed adult man in your mom's basement masturbating to pony porn even if you had Chuvash or Ossetian or whatever exotic ancestry.

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>>78254723
Both of these.

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Shut up

In fact we've had some Russian posters of Caucasian whatever extraction who were some of the most pitiful /r9k/fags I've ever seen.

I wanna know what it's like to know your family has lived in the same place for 1000+ years
muh heritage

>>78254670
Kurds are hideous people why would you want to look like one?

I've gone back a solid 200 years on all parts of my family tree and I have found literally one possible non-Anglo and ancestors on both my maternal and paternal sides that arrived before 1640 as well as a revolutionary war veteran. I haven't even found any anglicicized foreign names; they all have English roots.

I don't even know how the fuck that's possible in this day and age, honestly, but I cherish the knowledge.

>>78254982
Slaves all had Anglo names you fucking retard.

>>78254670
>tfw Arbëreshë Albanian
I'm quite literally the most special of snowflakes

>>78254670
cuck