How the frick do i become a citizen? I've been here

>if i live here long enough I magically become British

Fuck off.

>>78248768
>if i get on a boat from libya to italy and walk under the british canal, I magically become british

have you tried asking politely

where are you from OP

Shag the queen

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>>78248625
мдэ....

>>78248625

Rape a northern girl

Hey, mates from the Islands, excuse me, but I'd like to ask you about the language situation. Is it true, that even different London's districts have their own wierd dilects? (and, if I have any mistakes in this post, please, correct)

Gari

>>78251463

There are hundreds (maybe thousands) of accents in the UK, so yes. It doesn't necessarily depend where you live either, it can also depend on your class.

This for example is a comedy skit including a famous East London actor Danny Dyer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOEHrU9n9eI

And this is how somebody from a rich part of West London would sound

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nz7mh87-Nps

>>78248768
>british citizen means british national

nani

also according to https://www.gov.uk/becoming-a-british-citizen 5 years should be enough

>>78251877
Well, the first one sounds less understandable. Is it hard for you to understand not your native dialect ?

>>78252187

Nah, it's quite easy for UK natives to understand any accent in English. Even Americans/Canadians/Australians tend to struggle with our accents.

The Glasgow accent is a particularly hard one for non-natives.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=itKhvrUekDs

>>78248625

peter thiel literally bought citizenship here

dude only spent 12 days here
fucking go away

>>78252301
i understand every English accent except for Scottish, i understand every 5th word at best

it reminds me of when i listen to Russian, random words i get but context is lost on me

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>>78252325

What about West Country accents?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WjTIFkWJctY

>>78248625
apply for citizenship like everyone else faggot

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>>78252301
I love how does the Swedish accent sounds like (simple fact, Sweden is a truely English clay) .

>>78248625
stop being shite, i imagine.

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>>78252556
>Swedish accent
cringiest fucking accent ever

>>78248625
Work for 5 years, apply for residency then citizenship. Its pretty easy.

>>78252649
meh, it sounds godlike.

>>78252649
Swedish Accent is top tier.