1. Your country 2. How dangerous is your wildlife 1. Sweden

finland
pretty much same as sweden desu

>>78225222
>insert immigrant jokes

Is this the /aus/ general?

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>>78225264
STOP COPYING US!

>>78225348
>sweden gets this mad
cute

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>>78225397

Depends on where you are. If you get lost in the woods you'll probably die.

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>>78225509
I forget the pic.

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>>78225417
cute CUTE

>>78225222
Thats literally our nature
Moose is the most dangerous animal (really)

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>>78225607
S-stop

man-eating flies that swarm in thousands
like 2 or 3 people die every summer from them

>>78225651
>Thats literally our nature
Ours too.
>Moose is the most dangerous animal (really)
Aren't boars and bears equally, if not more dangerous?

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>>78225729
never stop being cute sweden

>>78225222
Flag
>Most deaths by scorpion sting than anywhere else in the world
>Rattlers in a good two thirds of the country, including mojave greens in half of that, Nauyaca in the rest, those snakes will fuck you up good.
>We even have a couple of varieties of poisonwood trees, as well as venomous lizards
>black widows are as common as roaches on the northern third
>Exotics go from as tame as vampire bats to as bad as dermatoba burrowing worms and filiariasis, plus mosquitoes spreading dengue and malaria
>sharks, crocs, jaguars, the usual
I think we can give Australians a run for their money when it comes to actual lethality of wildlife

>>78225809
Animals like bears or wolves rarely attack people, the reason moose is dangerous is that they run under cars killing drivers. Its most deadly animal in finland and bears arent even in top 10 list

>>78225980
The reason that they kill less people could be that they're generally much rarer to come accross

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>>78225558
Puff, i beet you never was chased by one of those.

>>78225509
You would die only if you did not know where to find food or water.
I laugh my ass off very time i read about pot heads getting lost in the forest and dying of dehydration around vines that are full of water inside.

>>78225558
>colored birds
>fucking river pigs
>mini monkeys
>lizards

wow im so scared

Sweden-Finland circlejerk thread (sage)

>>78225222
1. Flag
2. Not much. Brown bears are rare and didn't kill anyone since the Middle Ages. Our sneks aren't too dangerous either. Their venom can't kill a healthy adult.

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>>78225711
How many drop bears exist in this picture?

>>78226118
Forgot about a giant ass collection of snakes. From Coral, to snakes that can eat a cow alive and others that can break your neck in seconds.

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>>78225222
>How dangerous is your wildlife

>>78226173
there are also bunyips and yowies

>>78226085
Insects like mosquitoes, spiders, beetles, scorpions and a lot of more shit can kill you easily.

Also, snakes, jaguars, alligators, boar If you are unlucky and find one.

>>78225222
flag
40% of the territory of my country is forest
and we have this https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polesie_State_Radioecological_Reserve

>>78226118
Are you a retarded, fucker?

Read >>78226280

>>78225809
>bears equally, if not more dangerous?

Nah.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=40Fck4ux6sE

>>78225222
tfw no sweddish lynx to pet

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Search for Sucuri.
You will pray to die quickly when she break all your bones and eat you alive.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FO697siSv_M

In 188*, my family help other settlers to hunt down those beasts in South Brazil. Now they are extinct and only exist in North of the country. Grampa had a picture with one of those with 25m long. Bitch was giant!

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>>78226475

>>78226553
type on google sucuri or Jiboia (2 type of snakes that got huge. We have many more in this hell hole)

>>78225222
1. South Korea
2. Rocks are the most dangerous thing in Korean wild life

>>78225222
We have poisionous centipedes that don't die from fire or squishing and they chase you.

>>78226728
>poisionous centipedes
First world problems.

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>>78225222
Local fauna is more dangerous than Amazonian anacondas, piranhas, alligators, Australian snakes and spiders

>>78226908
How fast can he break my legs and arms and swallow me?
A sucuri do it in 3 minutes.

>>78226728
Scary!
What about Japanese tentacle monsters?

I think we have biting worms

>>78225222
1. Flag
2. sneks

What's so scary abut bears?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtC14cpwwXg

>>78227190
yeah unlike wolfs bears can be scared just by a loud sound.

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If your country is not green it's a pretty much a hellhole

>>78227190
Even the bears in Sweden are sissies

>>78227414
>Mooselet replies
Disgusting

>We apparently have extremely large housecats roaming the wild
>They don't like people, and don't go near civilization
Shame, Would be cool to actually spot a Lynx

>>78225222
Wild boars are fucking dangerous.
It's actually quite remarkable.

>>78227855
I love how British/French/German noble literature is filled with Boar hunting, because they are in a lot of ways more dangerous than bears.

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>>78226908
Get on my level

>>78227271
Are you scared, pussy boi.

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>>78227855
>>78227889
They are not dangerous, they are fun to hunt.

Yes, Boar have being introduced to South Brazil as a sport. They manage to bread with pigs and now we have the "javaporco" which is a big fucking boar.

>>78225222
flag
Not dangerous

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>>78225222
Not too dangerous despite the predators around, the fire department takes care of them.
Misfortune does happen occasionally but only a dozen or two gets eaten by tigers/crocodile/tusked by elephants/crushed by pythons annually.
http://www.straitstimes.com/asia/se-asia/elephant-attacks-duo-python-strangles-man-in-malaysia

There's not a single animal in this country that's actually capable of killing you. At worst you can get an infection from a tick bite.

>>78227855
Worst thing a boar can do here is to invade gardens and beaches or ruin your car's front when you run over them.

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>>78225222
>his shithole ONLY got the shit skin version of the bear

Sweden btfo

>>78229156
You would be surprise how fast a boar can destroy a corn field.

>>78228519
Actually wild boars kill people more often than any other wild animal in Sweden

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Does Europe have spiders capable of killing a human? We have those

>>78229466
>than any other wild animal in Sweden
Pretty sure that Somalis beat the boar.

>>78229728
As a Brazilian you're like one step over the Somalis, your country is almost as fucking violent lmao.

>>78225222
>your country
thailand
>how dangerous is your wildlife
I flush my toilet before I take a shit because I'm afraid a snake will slither up and bite my balls

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>>78228661
Uhhhh....

>>78228519
They are dangerous, because unlike a lot of animals, they will charge and try to main.
Meanwhile most animals only frenzy if they are cornered.

>>78225222
Only boars are dangerous in the picture.

>>78229814
>They are dangerous, because unlike a lot of animals, they will charge and try to main.
So do cows, dogs, horses, etc, etc.
Dude, you are too afraid. You can scape a boar by simple climbing a tree.

Did you never leave the city?

>>78229964
lynxes, deers, elks, wolves

>>78229964
>never was bit in the back by a goat.

>>78230074
They aren't dangerous.

>>78229992
Sheeps and rams can charge, but they aren't huge, and only do it playfully.
Cows don't charge. Nor do really bulls.
Horses don't really charge either.

Have you even visited a farm, or done farmwork? Or encountered animals in the wild?
The general pattern is:
1. You spot them
2. They spot you
3. They run away to avoid doing anything dangerous
The same is true of Seagulls against their close competition, such as Ravens or Crows.

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>>78229814
tfw no boar will ever charge at you and try to main

Black bears wolfs boars horned Vipers and black widows down south, otherwise you are good to go

>>78230438
Sorry not black but brown bears

>>78230438
Theres also a lot of Bosnians

Depends on the region...in particular near me the biggest danger is the occasional Mountain Cat or rattlesnake.

>>78229164
Polar bears are fucking savage. The reason you always need to be armed on Svalbard when leaving settlements is because those fuckers will actively track and hunt humans. You might think you survived a close encounter only to be tracked and killed by the very same bear a couple of hours later.

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This insect kills and maims more russians than all wolves, bears and tigers. Another dangerous blood-sucking insects, which literally bleed you if there is no tight clothing, which they can not bite. Reppelents do not always help.
And snakes that can kill the child's venom. An adult man rarely dies from a snake bite.

>>78230128
>Cows don't charge. Nor do really bulls.
Yes, they do. Try to get close when they have his kid around.

Not trained horses do charge. (not with the intention to kill you, just don't give a fuck about who is in front and trow people in the ground)

>>78230605
There is a vaccine against TBE you know

1. France
2. arabs, niggers, gypsies, arabized/niggerfied white people...kind of dangerous

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>>78229800
Its not that bad really, local specialist such as Sarawak's SWAT are sent to kill man eaters fairly quick, the odds of running into something like this in your village is extremely low.
This year is pretty good too, only 5 people were eaten so far.

>>78230484
>insert cultural enrichment joke

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>>78230669
>arabized/niggerfied white people
So..French people?

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>>78230484
Also your welcome

>>78226138
Same, except we don't even have bears.

I guess some boars could fuck you up, though, but they live far away from people anyway.

>>78230761
Truly it must be because his Bosnian ;) Because Bosnia has such a great history in football.

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>>78225222
These beasts here are quite a nuisance. We tried exterminating them twice, but they just keep coming back. They block roads with logs and attack random cops. Most of them are infected with rabies that stays a latent infection for 30-50 years until it triggers again.

>>78230818
Oh but we do but due to lack of funds our players go to other country's. I still prefer basketball desu

>>78230887
>Most of them are infected with rabies
Kek

>>78230755
pretty funny coming from a Swede tb h

>>78231161
kettle calling the pot black

>>78231196
Let's just say France and Sweden are niggerish shitholes whose religion will soon be Islam (officially), okay?

>>78230623
Cows kick. So do horses. They don't charge or trample as single individuals without training.
They will do a lot of weird shit when in panic.

A boar will charge you, then trample you. Without being cornered.
That is what makes a boar such a good hunt target, all you get is spears and shitty bows. You might even die hunting it, or get injured.
There is a reason nobility used to go boar hunting, not elk hunting.
You aren't even making a point, you are just shouting "hurr durr" with some more flavor.

>>78227889
>British/French/German

we germanic now :)