Why do Orthodox Jews wear those funny European hats and suits?

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This is what they should dress like

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Genetically speaking Jews are still levantines so what's the problem? They've been dispersed throughout Europe for 1900 years.

>>78192236

because they are parasitic human filth and a pathetic cultist perversion of the jewish faith

>>78192920
b-b-b-but....

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>>78192236
>jews
>descent from ancient isrealites

>>78192236
They are ashkenazis,
they do not descent from semitic israelites
they are europeans larping as jews,
persecuted and forced to nomadism for that reason,
which lead them to concentrate on wealth that could be moved easily (mobile property, currency and intellectual skills).
Most of their culture, outside of jewish holy books, is consequently european.

>>78192920
>pathetic cultist perversion of the jewish faith

this 2bh

>>78192920
It is a classical "imma do better than daddy" complex.
Don't be so hard on them

>>78192920
>>78193032
this 3bh

>>78192236
because jews are white and based

>>78192988
>>78193032
>>78193085
>>78192920
goatfucker ar*b in israel

>>78192991
Then Ashkenazi in Israel should be genocided

>>78193161
You'd better have a pretty serious reason to back a genocide wish
Have you, my nihonese friend?

>>78193332

They are European colonizers essentially.

Meanwhile Mizrahi are middle eastern in every way

>>78193161
Watch that edge, ashkenazim are european as much as southern italians and modern greeks are.

>>78193161
yikes!

>>78193413
And so?
A colonized people is a people that could be colonized

>>78193161
this desu

>>78192236
>tfw Orthodox Jew
It's essentially a uniform. The extent to which we judge each other on the minute differences between the outfits is ridiculous; In Jerusalem, I once bought a black felt kippah with a border around it and was at once distinguished from those that wear ones without a border.

I was once talking with some ex-Mossad super secret IDF guy, and he told me that the Haredi were the hardest to impersonate on the planet, since they would literally know you were a fraud if your coat was the wrong length.