the invisible hand of yankism edition
hail our people
https://mobile.twitter.com/VictoriaWaldrip/status/895469660585504774/video/1
been thinking about what ill say if someone asks me about immigration when i become a tory politician
tell me what you lads think of this:
>It is true that migrants are a net benefit to a country's economy, filling a vital role in the labour market. Such is known from countless studies. But it is not the case that a simplistic trend can be extrapolated - if 5,000 migrants are good, it does not follow that 500,000 migrantd are a hundredfold more good. Rather, migrants are a benefit only insomuch as the country has the social infrastructure to comfortably support them. And in present times, we simply do not. The two options are to increase the budget of the NHS and associated services, or to reduce the numbers of migrants. I'm afraid that in the current economic climate the former is not a possibility, and so I would be in favour of the latter: a reduction - or at least a freeze - of the migrant numbers from this 'refugee crisis'. Hopefully my reasoning is thus made clear.
*adjusts glasses, pinches nose*
*sits down*
*shuffles papers*
Any suggestions/refinements?
excited to die in nuclear hellfire because of drumpf
post DISCO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIucx452NQ
>>78191873
wasn't worthwhile saving this post for the new because I shan't read it anyway
>>78191873
>It is true that migrants are a net benefit to a country's economy, filling a vital role in the
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
meanwhile, in the northern powerhouse
>>78191873
you'll get shot down from making several economic mistakes
better off going another route if you want to argue against muh immigrants
Canadians are a parody of themselves
>>78191920
actually i dont really mind immigrants
but if i want to be a tory then i have to come up with some pretense to hate them
>>78191447
dunno how that's funny but i don't hate the south or southerners
>>78191914
>southerners "integrate" their muslims
>northerners give them their own enclave and stay well away
northern powerhouse>southern showerhouse
Just did the most degenerate thing in my life.
Sat down on the bog having a shit while sucking on a spoonful of off brand hazlenut chocolate spread.
What is the female equivalent of Deano?
>>78191968
https://www.theguardian.com/society/2011/jun/08/life-expectancy-north-south-divide-widens
https://www.rt.com/uk/398937-life-north-south-divide/
>Northerners 50% more likely to die young than southerners
>a result of what academics have termed a “disease of despair.”
>People in the North aged between 25 and 44 are most likely to die from suicide, drugs, accidents, and alcohol-fuelled liver disease, while heart disease is also common after the age of 40.
>The Northern powerhouse
>>78191948
i guess i'd talk more about civic pride, being tough on crime, fighting misogynistic authoritarian culture that doesn't belong in a modern liberal society, etc
>>78191949
its just banter lad. just avin a laff u kno?
Brexit
Trump
McGregor
It IS happening, simple as
>>78191984
Liv (Olivia) or Becky
STICC
Like Jews
Like Islam
Like LGBT+
Like Promiscuity
Like Feminism
Hate Whites
>>78191844
good edition
the north south divide was manufactured by none other than angus mc bagpipe
>>78192076
mboko
>>78192055
Welcome to the Labour party
should i go to Utrecht or Rotterdam?
>>78192049
SHOPP
>>78192055
alri jeremy
>>78192057
blunt
>>78192094
you should stay away from the continent
gives me the fear to be honest
>>78192110
Nah m8. She's just dedicated to feminine perfection
>>78191844
never understood this poster
>The bomb detonated at approximately 2:54 am (BST) on 12 October. The midsection of the building collapsed into the basement, leaving a gaping hole in the hotel's facade. Firemen said that many lives were likely saved because the well-built Victorian hotel remained standing.[8] Margaret Thatcher was still awake at the time, working on her conference speech for the next day in her suite. The blast badly damaged her bathroom, but left her sitting room and bedroom unscathed. Both she and her husband Denis escaped injury. She changed her clothes and was led out through the wreckage along with her husband and her friend and aide Cynthia Crawford, and driven to Brighton police station.[2][9]
>At about 4:00 am, as Thatcher left the police station, she gave an impromptu interview to the BBC's John Cole, saying that the conference would go on as usual. Alistair McAlpine persuaded Marks & Spencer to open early at 8:00 am so those who had lost their clothes in the bombing could purchase replacements.
ALISTAIR MCALPINE IS A HERO
GIVE THAT MAN A GEORGE CROSS
>>78192165
utter brainlet
>>78192173
>but left her sitting room and bedroom unscathed
Shame.
honestly hate talking politics with my dad, he's poor(daytime security guard) but votes tory because "thatcher was a good PM, she helped me buy my first house"
>>78192205
thatcher wasn't a tory, she was a thatcherite
>>78192205
Grim.
Glad my dad is a labour man.
Damn...
Watering my brain
>>78192193
just doesn't seem consistent, it's clearly trying to condemn crass jazz/black culture and slavery with the arm and the cage, but then it has a kkk hat reproaching them for being racist
>>78192205
help to buy was probably the biggest giveaway ever by a government
and it was by the tories
smart move
>>78192238
Gums are bleeding again lads
>>78192285
uhh, that's "right to buy" sweetie xxx
been reading wikipedia articles about margaret thatcher and british politics for about 3 hours and i reckon im about ready to join the conservative party myself
hoping to be the conservative version of Tony Blair / David Cameron Mk II
wish me luck
>>78192293
stop rubbing willies against them
>>78192205
mummy voted thatcher and dad is 110% stereotypical poorthern "my father an his father and his father voted labour" type
whenever i want to set them at one another's throats i just casually drop mummy's voting record into the convo
convinced my whole family to vote bnp
Can someone find the source on this gem?
>>78192268
It's a German poster trying to make American intervention in the second world war unappealing to Europeans due to everything perceived as wrong and degenerate with American society, capable of undermining traditional European values and culture (which it did astonishingly well)
A government BUY the people FOUR the people methinks
>>78192298
oh yeah my bad
thanks :-)
>>78192347
https://crusaders-against-islam.org/submissions/view/#431
hmm just watched a pretty explicit gay muslim scene in american gods. very disturbing.
wish i could make wojaks
>>78192347
would be shit scared of cutting myself
want to slap a school teacher's tits around then spank her arse
I WANT NEW LABOUR BACK
TELL CORBYN TO FUCK OFF AND MAKE HIS OWN PARTY, I WANT OUR TONY TO BE IN CHARGE AGAIN
REEEEEEEEEE
>>78192438
I made one myself
>>78192423
was it the taxi driver scene? i remember laughing at that when i read the book 5 years ago
>>78192472
looks like the two faced guy from the first harry potter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ljGMhDSSGFU
>>78192479
yeh. what the fuck did i just watch.
what shall i have with this fillet steak i bought?
>>78192438
heres a pepe i made out of an old photo of my childhood home in wales
Your thoughts?
Mummy votes Labour, Daddy votes UKIP, I vote Conservative. Dinnertime banter is great.
>>78192533
Mushrooms and onions
>Men from poor backgrounds 'twice as likely to be single'
makes you think
>>78192533
curry
>>78192541
another, from the same cottage (this was the neighbouring field)
>>78191984
Pro-tip: there aren't any female non-Deanos, every female is a Deano
My mummy
I love my mummy
My mummy is beautiful
I love you mummy
>>78192577
im from a moderately wealthy background am currently single. but thats because i have a slight case of the ol 'tism
>the shitskins have started to infect Belfast
England was and is the greatest evil that has ever befallen this great planet.
>>78192533
baked potato and broccoli
>>78192541
cute
>>78192541
your childhood sucked major ass lmoa
>>78192566
dont like mushrooms
>>78192578
dont be silly lad. it was a serious question, and i would appreciate serious answers, alright? good.
>>78192620
The Irish immigrant population in England I think you mean
>>78192577
>>78192655
Look at how this "Englishman" has zero command over his own language.
>>78192533
peppercorn sauce and roast tagines
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdSFC24KX2k
just woke up now
>yfw Leicester get us off on the right foot tonight
where can a yank watch the soccer
redpill
>>78192695
the F-14 was aesthetic
>>78192678
RULES OF NATURE
>>78192577
even the runtiest girl who moves to london wants a man with his own flat and a £100,000/year job, 6'4 10/10 looks with beard etc etc
>>78192726
nbcsn
>>78192682
I feel like an Irishman
She wants a man from Greater London
The Indian gf wants me to go with her and her parents to meet their extended family in Surat in a couple months
>>78192760
so? i want an instagram model with c cup boobs, clear skin, high cheekbones and rich parents
can't always get what you want
>>78192766
Baffling that you're actually trying the "at least I'm not Irish" approach with someone from Belfast. Where you have a 50% chance of the person agreeing with you, despite you trying to insult them. Good job.
>>78192766
then you are one sweety xx
>>78192809
at least i'm not from northern ireland in a more general sense
>>78192795
but you'll settle for less, a majority of girls won't, why there's so many wine loving cat ladies about thesedays
Jingle bells
Poo poo smells
Wee wee bums and farts
Poo poo poo wee wee wee
And the joker got away, *sharts*
Lads the this large lump on my nutsack. It's fucking dark, like a gray blue. I'm fucking terrified.
>>78192849
take a shower you disgusting wretch
>>78192809
problem with Irish people? Take it up with me
>>78192347
dont run with swords lad
>>78192844
*punches u right in the jaw and runs away*
banana
Why are all Brits so peng famalam?
>>78192750
I'm a big fan of the F-4 phantom too
>>78192873
the waterloo helmet was from england
>>78192871
I show daily you cunt. What the fuck is this thing?
>got a tune stuck in my head
>Realise it's that chinese song the chink sleeper agent has been posting
It's working lads
>>78192841
Hey good job, at least you're capable of learning. So that's a boon, I guess. Shame it's wasted on you.
>>78192900
do one
*watches emmerdale*
Coo-ee...coo-ee...coo-ee....
>>78192890
You shouldn't be, they bombed the fuck out of your country.
>>78192907
all your posts are shit
plan for the day:
OH YAAAASSSSS QUEEN SLAY
Will be looking for opportunities to use that phrase on /brit/ throughout the day
simple as
*does one*
>>78192936
*clears throat*
YYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>78192936
john oliver's beaten you to it
>>78192880
OH YAAAASSSSS QUEEN SLAY!!
>>78192873
Irish people haven't existed since 1921 when they sold their souls and their own people for a bit of peace and quiet. Don't even get me started on their voluntary, perpetual linguistic slavery either.
>>78192922
',:^)
Wow, Ethan! Great moves, keep it up. Proud of you.
>>78192984
mboko
Irishmen are bad but the ones in the north are infinitely worse
reminder that saudis are based
>>78192926
I am eternally above you.
R8
>>78193009
this
>>78192966
kek
*flies to saudi arabia*
*dabs*
>>78192741
>>78192984
this but unironically
>>78193029
>Jesus
Omg. Lol
any shia man in?
>>78193008
Anyone that believes that Ireland as a nation exists while her language is left in the gutter and her people remain unfree, is as mboko as an mboko can get.
>>78193006
dont give pyro an yplatform to defend himself
>>78193059
Not an ounce of that post was "ironic".
AST THA BISTO FORT PAH(?)
nearly got 1000 pepes lads
help me get there
>>78193029
No Kane, no gain
Paint it black is the only good rolling stones song.
Just to let you know all your suggestions were quite disappointing, so after a quick look on the ol' interweb, i decided to make home made spicy wedges, onion rings, fried tomato, and chimichanga seasoning
>>78193113
You can do it mate i believe in you x
>>78193063
northern monkeys aren't people
>>78193062
kuffar innit
>>78193120
I SEE A WHITE KNOB AND I WANT IT PAINTED BLACK
Yanks are literally the only reason Britain even exists, lmfao
ur welcum
Im posting under a Brit flag but I am currently in the republic of Ireland
Have you lads invaded again?
>>78193139
too bad brits exterminated all their bees along with everything else
why do people act as if the Nazis has crazy advanced technology because of things like their jet aircraft when the British fielded jets at the exact same time (jets which actually saw combat)
>>78193113
>>78191986
Yeah we saw it the first time tarquin. All it proves it that the north loves pints more than the south.
>>78193158
Cromwell has returned
worst thread in a while
>>78193134
>There is here an opposition of two things which are on totally different planes - nationality and political autonomy. The Irish language is an essential of Irish nationality. It is more, it is its chief depository and safeguard. When the Irish language disappears, Irish nationality will ipso facto disappear, and for ever. Political autonomy, on the other hand, can be lost and recovered, and lost again and recovered again. [...] Now, if Ireland were to lose her language - which is, remember, an essential of her nationality - there might concievably me a free state in Ireland at some future date; but that state would not be the Irish nation, for it would have parted from the body of traditions which constitute Irish nationality. The people which would give up its language in exchange for political autonomy would be like the prisoner who would sell his soul to the Evil One that he might be freed from his bodily chains.
Quiet down mboko, you nigger. The Gaels are speaking.
>>78192363
It's a Dutch poster for a Nazi magazine. This is also the original.
It says: "The USA shall save European culture from it's demise"
Propaganda in the Netherlands had a consistent theme of anglos destroying our cities. And what a bunch of savages anglos were. Take a good look at your liberators. Do you want to be like them?
>>78193197
mboko
>>78193179
actually it says right there that it's a disease of despair.
>>78193175
Rasheed
>>78193197
Rorke
>>78193060
He's guaranteed points la
>>78193118
He's overpriced la
Irishmen are inherently left wing, they can't be rorkes.
La la la
Seriously lads im in the republic of ireland but my flag is a union jack what the fuck is this mockery
gay-lick
>>78193233
mboko, remember that time you told everyone you were a virgin and that you'd shag a lad if you had the chance? I do. mboko the gay virgin lmao
Work in 72 hours
thoughts on the sidemen beef lads? w2s choon is actually good
me flying over the Sierra Nevadas
Got stung by a wasp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eOHAUvbuV4o
who /yeovalley/ here
watching the cenk shapiro debate
>>78193293
What's all the fuss about avocodos?
>>78193298
i'm not a virgin desu
feel like one because I'm on a 2 year dry spell now
>>78193333
Good HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>78193293
It's a symbol of your linguistic slavery.
>>78193347
Who's cenk Shapiro debating?
>>78193333
you also got quads
>>78193293
that happened to me too for a while
>>78193348
Newry is closest to D*ndalk and its Catholic my man
>>78193364
No one's stopping you speaking leprechaun you melodramatic whinger
>>78193356
Why are you so mean
>friend from rugby tells me about his town
>have a look around on streetview
wtf I thought the south was meant to be better than the north?
rugby looks like a dull and grim shithole
>>78193348
as far as I know dundalk has fuck all muslims
going through the archives. Leftypol isn't mentioned at all by Brits really until March 2016, and then it starts to mentioned repeatedly in April 2016 by one poster who keeps saying "browsing on leftypol", "daily dose of leftypol", "leftypol's down lads", "I regularly browse leftypol"
so around April last year was the beginning of the leftypol poster, and there was only one. Of course, as it gets mentioned more, it gets advertised more
In May there is some hostility from Brits towards leftypol, and in June (just before the referendum), almost all leftypol mentions are by Brits, either that first person doing his gimmick or rorkes insulting leftypol.
From July-October, leftypol isn't mentioned by Brits any more often than any other country, just brief comments about what it is, how /his/ and /lit/ are becoming leftypol.
In November and October mockery of leftypol increases as people see their reactions to Trump winning and Castro's death.
But by December it seems like actual leftypol folk are arguing on /int/ more often. The British leftypol poster is among them.
By the end of January and then throughout February, British posters mention leftypol more than any other country, because the leftypol poster has become a regular poster, making long leftist replies, shitposting and trying to provoke the right-wing population of /brit/.
This increases over time and we can assume 2-5 posters also become regular leftypol posters as the style of writing is different.
In May, leftypol mentions double if not triple, and just keeps getting talked about by Brits more and more, and it doesn't slowdown from there.
I believe /brit/ has more contact with leftypol than any other general on /int/
imagine actually caring about stuff looooool
>>78193406
it is, and it is
>>78193293
God's own cunt m8
>>78193351
>didn't deny that he'd shag a lad if given the chance
mboko the gaylord hahah
>>78193408
its literally two bellends who shit up every thread
>>78193427
If you really think a gay Nigerian virgin Irishman posts here you need to grow up
>>78193397
Yeah you're right!
*tries really hard to ignore the past 800 years of Irish history*
>>78193438
hello rightypol
Finding Mboko
>>78193448
mboko's boyfriend lmao
JUNGLE BEATZ HOLLA @ ME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9x2IEgia68
>>78193438
throughout a day I reckon there are around 15 leftist posters who attempt to derail threads
Fighting Mboko
>>78193408
Hello newfag
ireland for the irish, brits get out
Mboko? Who is Mboko you ask? Why, who else could this farcical character be? Quite a vibrant persona if you ask me. Being a qualified keyboard psychologist amongst other things (pseudo anthropologist, 4chan biologist, amateur breakdancer and graffiti artist) I would have to conclude that this character - Mboko that is - is actually a perverse creation of the rorkes inner psyche. Mboko the Nigerian is envisioned to be a strong, virile bullock from the Niger delta. Not only is he Nigerian, but he also has a thick Dublin accent. This confirms two of the Rorkes inner sexual desires: to be cuckolded and berated by a Nigerian, but also the notorious enemy! the Hibernian! The thought of a thick Bantu cock mixed with the appeal of wanton Fenian crassness turns the Rorke on like no other..
watch me whip
now watch me nae nae
>>78193497
I was around that entire time but I wasn't recording the origins of leftypol infiltration as it happened
Kill all huns innit
>>78193499
Sweden for the Swedish, Dens GET OUT
Ireland for the English, Brits in
>>78193505
>someone typed this up
A gay, a virgin, a Nigerian and an Irishman walk into a bar
>>78193517
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYjDqzZ4gjY
>american "choir"
>>78193542
Brilliant post
>>78193547
big if true
>>78193524
There have always been leftist posters here, newfag
>>78193542
Quite like the idea
>>78193553
then what did mboko do?
>>78192966
Arya kills Brienne? wtf?
>>78193569
theres a difference between being kind of left wing and being an annoying tankie who just shits up the thread with bait for 5 hours a day
>>78193574
Said "ouch"
>>78193542
>>78193559
>>78193570
farcical concept
this is the story of a young man who visited london for the first time
>>78193557
https://youtu.be/VOV7R_PT1Wg
>yank "culture"
del boy FALLS through a bar
>complains about foreigners coming to their shores
>won't leave other people's shores alone
>>78193553
>>78193574
hehehehe
>>78193574
is the library shut?
the funniest xfm episodes are the ones without karl
simple as that
*attacks*
>>78193574
Is google broken or something?
>>78193590
It's just a gimmick, there is no leftypol invasion
>>78193234
I’d ask you about pubs, you’d probably quote me your local. But you’ve never looked at a pint and been totally vulnerable. Known something that could level you with it's abv, feeling like God put an angel in a glass just for you. Who could rescue you from the depths of sobriety. And you wouldn’t know what it’s like to be a pintman, to have that table reserved, be there forever, through anything, through the smoking ban. And you wouldn’t know about sleeping sitting up at the bar for two months, holding a pint, because the landlord could see in your eyes, that the terms “last orders” don’t apply to you. You don’t know about real ale, ’cause it only occurs when you’ve loved something more than you love yourself. And I doubt you’ve ever dared to love any pint that much.
>>78193617
hello steve
>>78193593
Fuck the OIRA. Provos or bust.
BRITISH " culture"
https://youtu.be/Q8dxRaGOjwI
>>78193629
alri leftypol
>>78193603
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbYYiEukvlk
>yank "group activities"
>>78193574
is your encyclopaedia on fire?
>>78193632
Sorry but Brits cant be pintmen its an inherently Irish thing
#culturalappropriation
>>78192094
Utrecht
Its nicer
yanks are the best /brit/ posters
Any Jake Paulers ITT?
It's everyday bro!
>>78193672
You're the absolute worst by far and there's some hefty (pun intended, heh) competition
>>78193574
R u dizzy blud
>>78193636
steve
ricky
claire sturgess
jonathon ross cameo
karl
>I will never slaughter zipperheads en masse while blaring this shit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGjvgvqOx7c
and i stayed until monday night
OOH AH UP THE RA
>>78193569
>>78193629
Leftists were maybe 1% of threads in 2012-2016, they had hardly any influence here. That's not the case any more.
Brother thinks im not a snob for not finding his normie shit interesting or funny
>>78193632
Mostly heroin up there nowadays tbqh
>>78193675
*dabs on them haters*
>>78193702
based brothers in arms against anglo imperialism
>>78193701
terrible tune
Which one do you fancy?
The alt-right is controlled opposition.
>>78193709
Complete rubbish, stop pretending you're not a newfag
>>78193745
they're all ugly
>>78193702
I find it funny that this photo was took not just 30 minutes down the road from me
south armagh reppin
>>78193745
Rihanna is a butters cow
the alt-right is the opposition
>>78193699
ᕙ(▀̿̿Ĺ̯̿̿▀̿ ̿) ᕗ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-x59ON5Q88
how can a hunk of metal be so beautiful?
>>78193757
what the fuck are you on about? This general supported UKIP up until they fell apart after brexit. There were no lefties until you started chimping out a few months ago
>>78193797
what the fuck do you know paddy
me in the back
>>78193748
it's literally in power in the poonited sharts
>>78192173
>tfw leftypol but glad that Thatcher didn't die in the bombing because now history can piss all over her grave.
>>78193745
Crazy that they made an app that proves that whites are inherently aesthetically superior to everyone else on Earth. Thought for sure that would be shut down by (((them))).
>>78193757
rasheed just go
>>78193757
Stop trying to revise history with leftist propaganda and I'll stop correcting you
/brit/ was more or less a community of centrists and right-wingers. Lisicki was mocked by all when he started talking about Marxism
>>78193810
been posting here years because I'm a sadcase
>>78193797
its just revisionism
the closest to lefties were some labour supporters during the previews election and Milliband memes
>>78193406
rugby is midlands you mong
any party rockers in the house?
have you ever made this face when looking at a girl?
>>78193837
oh alright then
sorry mate didn't know you were a sadcase
my neetdom will come to end soon lads
not sure how i feel about it
>>78193834
marxism is mocked every day here
This is a Pickle Rick household
>>78193797
>This general supported UKIP
Stop embarrassing yourself mate, unlike you I was actually here in 2015
>>78193826
it was removed within 8 hours
>>78193837
>there's been a nigerian here for years but everyone only cares about the ethiopian
mad that
>>78193797
you don't have a clue what you're talking about
i like my banana frozen
>>78193879
but you're the nigerian?
>>78193408
>as people see their reactions to Trump winning
but leftypol were glad that Clinton lost after Sanders was knocked out
wahey
1000 pepes lads
plus some 450+ toads
>19 year old unemployed "young adult" who listens to Tyler the Creator and likes Rick and Morty
>>78193408
It was me who kicked off the shitfest properly by corbposting in May, never been to leftypol though
>>78193868
neetdom is overrated
feels much better to be progressing toward something even if your life isn't quite as comfy
>>78193834
Only one revising history is you, newfag
>>78193848
ah yes, that old southerner excuse
>place down south is a shithole
>OHHH NO THAT'S NOT THE SOUTH IT'S THE MIDLANDS!!!!
>>78193590
>annoying tankie
alri
>>78193878
lmao. I knew (((they))) wouldn't approve.
>>78193877
/brit/ was a ukip fanpage in 2014, the french bot was saying "fuck the eu" at the start of every thread and there were no political arguments cos everyone took the piss out of miliband
>>78193942
I'm from the Midlands not that far from rugby you little mong
>>78193682
FUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG