Beer is better than a woman because ... You always know how to

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Beer is better than a woman because ...
You always know how to cuddle every owl.
The beer is at its best cold.
The beer will not change to dry anyway.
Even Jämijärvi gets beer.
You can share your beer with your friends.
The beer does not bother.
The jerked beer is easy to hang with it when pushing its middle finger into the hole. (If the middle finger is too strong, you can use anointed or small kiln.)
Beer is also easy to support by hanging the neck.
Beer does not ask for what you are doing or coming.
Beer never gets headaches.
The beer has no relatives.
Beer will not talk to your other beers about your drinking skills.
Once you have used the end of the beer you (and yours) will immediately start a new one.
The beer does not require you to wake up after drinking.
If the beer becomes flushed or acidic, it is easy to pour into the drain and nobody shakes it.
Beer does not ask in the middle of a crazy bat: "Why does not that striped suit have his own club?"
Modern beer making is very hygienic.
Beer is easy to open even against the edge of the table.
Beer does not require you to be precise.
Beer does not choose that your spirit smells with beer.
At least in Finnish beers, there is no skincare.
The beer goes into a small space.
Several beers are easy to carry with each other.
If the beer can be temporarily stopped, there is always a guy who gives his own.
Beer does not run outside.
Beer does not require any promises before he agrees to get caught.
The beer does not have menopause.
In beer's opinion you never drink ...
too fast.
Too slow.
too often.
too seldom.
If several beers are assembled simultaneously, they are always silent.
The beer does not rush to talk about marriage the next morning.
When the beer boils, it's just a good sign.
There is no barrier in the beer.
Beer is lightweight even if it is in the sun.
It is nice to have some beer in a big place.
No beer is allowed ...
sexually transmitted diseases.
child support.
crabs.