Grandma keeps using black magic and witch craft to curse my family

>>78187926
you know magic is not real, right?

>>78187926
shit in her garden

play to your strengths

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>>78187952

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>>78187975
Stop mixing stereotypes

Why are Pakistani bagpipes so horrible?

>>78189670
God made them that way so only non-whites can appreciate them

>>78189717
You're white though

Do Pakistanis eat lasagna?

>>78189739
no
>>78189762
Yes

>>78187926
fight magic with magic. :^)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gu_(poison)#Sorcery

What are some good recipes for Pakistani foods?

>>78189530
Your grandma used to be Indian, remind her of the old ways

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>Dad and Grandma are users of Vodun magic
>I'm a complete fedora but live in fear of their powers anyway

That shit ain't nothin to fuck with

>>78190128
No, I can trace my ancestory back to 1900's. Only peasents and low class poor figs are since this is what happens when you migrate

>>78187926
My grandma is a gypsy and did the same shit while she was alive my dude

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>>78187952
Ah hah hah ha! Ooh! Majestic! AWOO
The grand lake of mud, hidden now, from sight!

Why is Paki man on /int/ so interesting

>>78190265
Those parts Pakistan were still part of India

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>>78190553
Because I am a sad little man

>>78190765
But the gentic difference is too great. We're literally closer to iran and afghanistan which are next door than the south indian poo thousands of miles away that you're comparing us to.

>>78187926
Isn't magic haram?? How can I report her to the sharia police?

>>78187926
Casting Fireball is the only true answer. Cannot cast fireball if you a poser and not real mage.

Have your cousins at least stopped raping you?

>>78190863
South asia has alot of this shit. Old men and baba's who people pay to kill others or make their life difficult.

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>>78190962
I rather not talk about that

>>78187926
What does she do, concretely? Teach /int/ paki witchcraft

>>78187926
Lol, I thought witchcraft was forbidden in Islam. Why do I hear these stories from Pakis and Muslim Indians all the time then? Shouldn't you burn or stone her?

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>>78191129
Hire old niggas to do it, very morbid stuff. The niggas drink owl blood and kill animals, dig up bodies from graves and do things to their skeleton. Satanic shit to break up marriages, cause people to die of sickness, destroy their life with badluck and all that. She thinks its fine if she hires someone else to do it, no one can say anthing to her since we cant catch her red handed but everyone knows

>>78191262
>tfw you will never dig up skeletons and drink animal blood with your fellow wizards

>>78191574
Good, you'd be damned to hell

>>78190490
A hunter is a hunter even in a dream!

>>78190825
>We wuz perso-arab and inshall*h Mughals.

>>78192069
>arab
Lel we're whiter than those niggers

>>78192116
Except syrians lebs and moroccans

>>78191262
Wtf can't you just hire a witcher or something?

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>>78192306
She's a fucking millionare who owns miles of land.

>>78190964
what does baba mean?

>>78187926
Isn't that like very haram? Stone the witch and burn her corspe

>>78192624
Old man

>>78192705
:)

>>78187926
Read the surah yaasin every night and perform salat in your house everyday. Read the surah al-falaq and an-nas during each salah. When you feel the hairs on the back of your neck prick up, exclaim the adhan loudly at your doors. Keep this up as long as you can. The djinns will be turned away by the will of Allah.

>>78193457
Nvm Forget what I said.

>grandma is a witch
you're a wizard, paki

report her to Islami Jamaat-i-Taliba or Jamaat-i-Islami, or heck even your local priest. She will be lynched next day

>>78191262
On her deathbed, you might see these signs. She will blaspheme against God. She will act as if very thirsty and her eyes will bulge, as if seeing the fires of Jahannam. She will fail to recite the syahadah and her suffering will be prolonged. Her dead body will be heavy to carry, though she might be thin. Those who delve in sihr will pay in the end.

>>78193482
You're not me, heretic.

>tfw suck at writing too much to write a novel about a pakistani witch grandma that uses black magic to make her NEET grandson sadder

>>78192538
does she need any white cock in her life?

>>78193820
and does she know any penis enhancement spells? what spec is she?

>>78187926
call the shariah police

*plants pork in your bedroom*
*calls the police and frames you for blashphemy*

heh, nothin personnel kid

>>78193899
>not leaving bacon grease booby traps for the police

>>78193925
This ain't "home alone" mena edition.

>>78193613
What if she pays other people to do it?

>>78194030
I'd watch it though

can you get her to have my friend divorce his fat controlling roastie so he'll hang out with me again?

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>>78189530
Fuck your nephew's boypussy in front of her

>>78192538
Well in that case her magic seems to work well. Maybe you should just ask her to teach you her islamic voodoo.

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>>78192306
>>78190942

>>78187975
>>78189530
suicide bomb her garden
play to your strengths

>>78194215
Haram

>>78187952
>Being this bluepilled

>>78199735
>he believes magic consists of consecutive digits on an imageboard for Chinese cartoons

>>78199967
Digits confirm magic is real

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>>78199967
>not believing in magix

>talking to Vietnamese guy
>tells me the same thing about his aunt putting curses on his children

What is it about Easterners and curses?

>>78202747
Black magic/satanic rituals/vodoo/curses is mostly done by jealous reletives who dont want to see you or your children succeed or hate you. Differnt ways to perform it

heard stories of brujería

Jesus, I hate this shit. This stiff estranged three of aunts because they were like that their brother's wife is doing magic.
Curse those Babylonians

tfw I can only use white and red magic

>>78191262
SATANIC BLACK MAGIC!
FUCKING QUEERS!

>>78193666
the satanic trips speak up, is a sign. Do ti boy, write the novel and stop being a neet yourself

>>78190265
It's easy when all your family is related.

Also, how is your cousin/wife?