You wake up in your current location on Earth 900 years ago (year

>>78185359
go to hug a nearby tiger i guess

>>78185359
>don't live in France yet
Fugg

Situation is pretty fucked up for me, because my city is in Byzantine area. It's also a pretty mountainous city, even if i tried to escape i'd probably starve or get killed by Byzantines/Turkmens on the border.
No matter what try to be as Turk as possible, steal everything and chimp out for no reason till i get a horse and enough food and escape to Iconium and join the Turkmen horde against crusaders and gayreeks

>england

náþing awendan! (Nothing changes in olde englishe)

>>78185446
I thought your language changed because of 1066

kill the welsh

>>78185359
Fall from 80m in some forest

>>78185359
Gotta work fast before the Atzcapotzalco people find me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N1b_6bGPkvo

Try to get to Asia somehow.

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>>78185359
I'm in Amman so I would probably be in Jerusalem getting raped by the crusaders

>>78185468
constantly looking for a mention aren't you france?

gonna go run some buffalo off a cliff

Hunt gain and praise Ukko

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I'm Bashkir now.

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>>78185359
I wake up in a forest. There's pagans and shieet. A village is probably located a hundred kilometers to north. I'm probably going to be eaten by bears n shieet.

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>south China
>wake up and been killed by a barbarous mongolian horseman

>>78185359
>Pomerania
>Pomerelia
>blue in the 12th century

come on now

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomerania_during_the_High_Middle_Ages
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pomerelia

probably die from many of the filthy white people diseases in medieval europe

but not before igniting myself with a sulfur/oil grenade in the heart of the capital city :^)

>>78185581
I want people to know we where here

>>78185543
We are FUCKED
and have a massive walk ahead of us to get to Europe where they don't even speak normal English...what should we do?

>>78185359
And I don't mean to be rude but isn't South America missing from this map?

>>78185711
I suppose a brief mention at the start of our history is fair, given that we won the game of relevance and history and you're only claim to fame at this stage is having been in england 1000 years ago :3

Hope that one of the nearby indian tribes has an oral tradition of a black skinned god returning to Earth to rule over them

>>78185359
Just some shit among the galician and leonese nobility trying to keep power. Muslims weren't an issue because it was just after the taifas period and almoravids weren't a problem yet so christians could focus scheming against each other.

>>78185359
exchange my pen for a couple of hectares of some prime real estate in the center of the village and become billionaire 900 years later. Will have to prevent Bolshevik coup later though

>>78185359
> wake up
> feudel lord makes me farmer even tough i don't know how
> fuck i wished i had taken those latin classes

We wuz English and sheeeeeit
fuck the franks ,Aquitaine pride world wide

>>78185359
Destroy ships with sorcery as pirates.

>wake to late to kill gokturks in the name of my kagan Barsbek
>wake up to early to join mongol horde and rape slav girls
>wake up in the land of converted kypcaki traitors instead of homeland of my people
tbqh i would neck myself lads

>>78185359
>Being me
>Wake up in the South of Iberia
>Dont speak mozarabic or arabic either
>Run away to the north before the mussies kill me or obly me to pay the jizya.

>>78185468
>I thought [English] language changed because of 1066
Not really. They borrowed some Romance vocab, but most grammar and phonological changes are native from the islands, not shared with Romance or Germanic.

>>78185543
Fuck no, they still eat people there

>Where are you
Curitiba.

>winter
Too cold for actual work. I guess hunt something.
>spring
Plant cassava. Kikikoi ritual to honor the dead ones.
>summer
Cassava planting and harvesting. Get the girls to prepare some booze by chewing cassava flour and spitting it to ferment.
>fall
Stone pine kernel season! GIVE ME SOME STONE PINE KERNELS! (Seriously, up to this date we do cherish those little things.)

hide from the indians

>>78185359
Weep, for I am 10 years short of participating in the Norwegian Crusade
Maybe round up a few cunts and rediscover Vinland

>>78186264
Do not prevent it. Became a part of it, sponsorship them. Be on a top, and make it to high echelons of the USSR.
Do you even noble, anon?

As for me... Well, drowning in a swamp it's not that bad fate as being butt raped by a Mongols

oh god im in bozgorland

WE WUZ INDEPENDENT AND SHIEEEEEEET

>>78185359
Enjoy Roman lifestyle

>>78185359
soo you be sayin... WE WUZ ROMANZ N SHIEET!

>>78185359
I'm in the capital city of Alania, going to fight with Georgians and Cumans and prepare my people for Mongol invasions.

>>78185359
Well this area was only inhabited by my own people the Samí back then so it's peaceful.
I'll do what I do best and hunt, fish, gather, build and brew mead.

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pretty shit.
me and my slav tribe are being ruled by some shitty slavs in the west, our war for freedom fails and we get our asses raped.
also in a couple of years poland suddenly appears in our back and rapes us too.

>>78185359
>1117 AD
Well Stockholm will not start to be built for another 70 years. This area is only inhabited by fishermen and hunters living in small settlements/solitude. The viking age is dead/near death.
My fishing skills would come in handy, this water is some of the best fishing waters in Europe at this time.
So I'd try to make my living through that. I'd also use my construction degree and build my self a cabin which would blow the mind of all the others.

WE WUZ NORMANZ N SHEIT

>>78187994
Hahahaha imagine how pissed all the others would be at your awesome cabin...you would plactically be a magician.

>>78188234
Sicilia?

>take a vacation in a coastal city
>wake up as a roman citizen

>>78185359
why are there two roman empire?
which one is the real one?

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>>78189203
So called Holy "Roman" """Empire""" is the fake one.

>>78189203
one is a bunch of german larpers, one is a bunch of greek larpers and none of them holds rome

>>78190461
this

>>78185573
>not aware that the Seljukes were the rapists of crusaders

You probably would be a military leader, comrade

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Fighting the Moorish invaders as Vassal to the Kingdom of Leon and Galicia.

>>78185359
>where are you
Western Siberia
>what do you do
Die

It was pretty comfy town with fruit fields back then, so I would be okay

>>78192776
Do you have apricots in Philistia?

>>78192892
Yes, it is white apricot

time to kill orthocucks

>>78192973
Delicious

it would be fucking boring
I'm literally nowhere in that period.

>>78185359
My family name suggests our ancestors were appointed by the emperors to keep a shinto shrine as a family tradition.

Thank kami emperor I'm finally not a NEET.

>Florida
Get swamp ass and eaten by a gator/savages

>>78185359
In our history...
a. Letterpress printing was invented in the 15th century.
b. Antibiotic, in the 20th century.
c. black powder, in 11th century.

I'll use those skills.

>>78185359
tell people about the future I guess

Kill the Neanderthals lmao

>>78185359
Wait, are we choosing our 900 years ago location or is based off of where we are right now? Also, do we speak the language that we are currently in?

cry

well at least I'm by a river. I have to just hope for some natives to not kill me and I can befriend them instead and live in their society