*muffled response* edition
>>78184366
first for my balls are sweaty
>>78184386
take a shower you bogan cunt
3rd for maid outfit in a few days
>>78184407
I actually enjoy smelling it
5th for photos of cute maid outfit in a few days
>>78184421
You aren't supposed to say it out loud...
>>78184366
God I wish that was me
>>78184419
You should get some animal ears to go with your maid outfit
>>78184508
I ordered cat ears and a tail
>>78184526
buttplug or accessory only?
>>78184526
Holy fuck that's hot
>>78184549
buttplug. I'm finally going to try to use one
>>78184553
yis
>>78184571
>buttplug
very nice, tell me how it goes
Wow it's just not my day, my laptop just ran out of power and I lost all the notes I'd been taking for the last couple of hours
>>78184602
alright
gay
>>78184619
>not periodically saving your work
kinda dumb desu
>>78184630
In DETAIL
>>78184656
Why don't I just send you a video
>>78184664
that would be even better
>>78184681
>>78184656
your kinda dumb desu
>>78184664
Yes!
>>78184721
wow rude, no I'm not!
gonna talk him into tying me up desu
Couldn't get any good photos last night. All the ones I have are too dark or blurry to see anything useful. I'll try again tonight.
>>78184804
That's a shame, you be careful out there!
>>78184750
I'm sorry
>>78184771
Just tie yourself up and wait for him
>>78184848
hmm... Maybe I'll just put on the uniform and everything without any panties on and wait for him to come home
>>78184818
Thinking of buying poison from bunnings and filling up a super soaker with it. Or a just use a cricket bat.
>>78184869
Maybe try a makeshift flamethrower
>>78184868
You need to wear the uniform, have a gag in and tie yourself up and then wait for him to come home to let him ravish you with complete control.
>>78184916
fuck that sounds hot
>>78184935
THATS WHAT I'VE BEEN SAYING
>>78184897
Yeh but I don't want to destroy the bodies. I didn't have any hair pulling last night but the scratching at the window continued. The only other strange thing that occurred was the birds in the tree outside my house that usually squawk really loudly in the morning were not there this morning but it's too early to confirm anything. I'll report back if anything happens. See yah.
>>78184951
pretty sure he's going to come and claim his rights when he gets finished with his finals tomorrow
>>78184957
maybe they killed all the birds... and you are next.
>>78184963
Hot, I wish I could be in the same situation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlLhw1mtCFA
>>78185002
get that plane ticket and I'll put you in that situation desu
wssup fagget loosers
>tfw I want gay sex with kiwi anon but I remember we are both doing it ironically.
b-but I'm happy for you america, go make your dreams come true.
>>78185052
>b-but I'm happy for you america
T-thanks. he makes me happy
>>78185039
That's a bit out of my budget
>>78185040
sup homie
>>78185052
>we are both doing it ironically
y-yeah... ironically
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_OuM9cu-G8
baka
daisuki
>>78185109
I'm starting to think I've mastered the art of irony, I mean some people here think we are serious, how crazy is that!
>>78185109
just chillin listening to music, u?
Balt
ausnz
>>78185234
Sven
mtfg
>>78185251
Hello fellow extella player. How is it going
>>78185158
How could anyone think that, I only want to ironically dress up in a cute costume and ironically give you head
>>78185232
Studying while watching a movie in the background
>>78185263
Not much beaten another chapter
You?
>>78185360
Completed whole game and spending my day with doing event on fgo.
>>78185312
Its absurd, they accuse us even though I just want to ironically tie you up and treat you like a pet.
I swear its character assassination
>>78185400
Nice
>shithuania
Shit thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M_Zdfcdl3mg
>>78185402
>treat you like a pet
This is the ideal
God bless you Kyoani
duckduckgo>>google
opera>>google chrome
amirite?
Come on 2018 please come faster
>>78185402
How dare they slander your good name
>tie you up and treat you like a pet
I would ironically love that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XfR9iY5y94s
thread theme
>>78186042
good theme
stroking my benis but can't get it to erect
>>78186099
I bet I could help with that ;)
>>78186099
can you not
>>78186120
Why would you say that, do you not want him to be happy
>>78186099
Haha.
>>78186172
n-no it's not that...
>>78185461
Yeah, it's a fun event and will most likely result into getting a 5star servant.
>>78186191
h-haha to you too
>nz gets a general
>90% gay weebs cybering with each other
>>78186199
Then what is it
>>78186224
>cybering
I wish
>>78186224
>nz gets a general
>90% gay weebs cybering with each other
>>78186225
I just didn't think it was an appropriate comment.
We are better than this.
>>78186065
danke
>>78186202
Which servant do you want to get?
>>78186288
Proto saber.
I have already all sabers and her knights, except for proto saber and now it's even must grind grind grind
>>78186224
>current_year
>not being a gay weeb and engage in post-ironic homosexual erotic roleplaying in a mongolian basket-weaving website
>>78186331
I see.
How do events work anyways? Are you more likely to get a better servant when summoning?
negroes
>>78186224
You should find them and kill them.
Shit thread.
>>78186369
You play, level up get chance for summoning and summon new ones in hope for a rare one. So it's totally a grind feast.
Don't think the chances of a rare or good servant is during the event phase, however some servants like proto saber are locked only during events.
>>78186247
>I wish
So do I...
Sosig
*revives thread*
*revives cok*
*kills thread*
Nothing personal kiddo
>>78187198
I don't know who I would rather be in this photo.
>>78187246
probably felix desu
>>78187263
Yea, I think so too
>>78187271
>getting teased but you can never do anything about it
>do the teasing but you can always escalate it if you want to
>>78187284
hnng
>tfw another Friday night spent online.
Very talkative bunch in here tonight.
>>78187736
Watching an interesting movie right now, might be more talkative later
>>78187736
Just finished modding New Vegas
>>78187778
Have you got the alternate start mod? I can't play without it
Goodsprings and the surrounding area is so dull
>>78187837
I forgot to add that. I have about 40 mods and 3/4 of them are either bugfixes, music additions, or lighting mods. You don't really need a billion mods like with Skyrim because NV is a pretty solid game once you get it to stop crashing every five seconds
I just jacked off
>>78188147
Daily dose of Patchy
>tfw fell for the antidepressant meme
>>78188147
I just jacked on
disgusting kiwi deviants
>>78188231
bartards out!
>>78188241
o-onto what? (hopefully me)
>>78188191
Good post
>>78188147
Very good. How long did you last ?
>>78188251
You know it
>>78188275
I wish (no homo)
>>78188357
around 10 minutes or so
>>78186420
Oh I see
ONI CHAN
xddddd
xdddddd
ironic anime shitposting isn't a reliable source of new posts
>>78189398
Exactly, thats why we ironic gay ERP
saves the thread every time
>>78189441
*muffled protests*
hmmm
>>78189477
me on the right
eksddddddddddddddddddd
Why can't you NZ homos just make your own thread for this shit? No one wants you here.
le catgirly
>>78189580
me on the left, concerned about where your fingers are
tfw the faggots are at it again
>>78189679
because its more fun this way!
>>78189921
slipping inside you probably
>>78189925
feels good amirite?
>>78189958
I'd much rather one of them hang out with me instead of begging for penis online but hey.
>>78190059
>one of them hang out with me
I-I wouldn't mind...
Goodnight everyone, I hope I have some fun erotic dreams
>>78189925
Don't worry I'm done for the night
>>78190131
Good night sweet heart (leave the door unlocked)
>>78190131
Hope you don't wake up.
>>78190234
All black is a bit weird but still cute.
HAHAHAHAHA NICE ARMY NIGGERS
>>78191549
That's not a cute boy...
Found a good way to cure the gay.
I urge you to try it.
>>78191630
I don't discriminate
>>78191852
I mean I'm fine with cute females too, but this is a thread for homos!
>>78192338
Happy now?
>>78192475
Maybe if you posted someone besides him.
>>78192860
What about now?
>>78193200
Gross. My dumb "friend" has him on his profile.. and uses him as his avatar.
>>78193242
How about him?
>>78193279
Better.
how're you fags doing?
I'm unironically watching all of the Marine movies because I'm off for 2 weeks
>>78193498
>I'm off for 2 weeks
How did you manage that?
>>78193525
I broke my wrist.
can't even have a wank until it's healed
>>78193611
Surely you can try with your left hand?
>>78193662
nah that's cheating on my right hand desu
well, at least the time off means I have no excuse to not fix my car
>>78193755
NOFAP
Awful thread
>>78193831
>tfw no gf
might just pay someone for some fug desu
why are lithuanians such faggots?
>ablobloo poland opresses us
>lithuanian noblemen constantly betray poland and lick foreign boots
>ends up being conquered by Russia losing basic freedoms
you deserved being reduced to a midged state faggots
Trips and University of Sydney sends me an acceptance letter.
>>78194047
Polska and Lithuania should have banded together and formed one bilingual nation. It would solidify eastern Europe and hopefully weaken Russia,
>>78194128
Poland and Ukraine if anything. Lithuania has a population of 2 million, it wouldn't change anything at all.
Also we've been trying to solidify Eastern Europe through various initiatives (V4, Three Seas now) but it's not an easy task.
>>78194194
You're thinking in the present, anon. It's way too late now.
Fucking hate being sick, concentrating on fucking lectures is near impossible when your body's immune system is at fucking war
Life is fucking me a bit lately
>>78194237
I failed my electrical engineering and mechanical aeroskills diplomas because too many sick days - halfway through the year I missed 9 weeks because sickness that put me in hospital.
Don't feel too bad, and get better ausanon.
tfw no musky balls on my face
>>78194559
Mines not that bad but it's put me out for a good week, probably looking at two. Haven't been able to gym either.
Not sure if I'm just in a shit mood right now because sick or having a bit of reality check on life.
I just want to get a degree, do some interesting analytics work for most of the week, enough to get myself a nice cosy home and start to enjoy life. All I've ever wanted. And until I get it I either am depressed that I don't have it, or trying my best at Uni in hopes that it'll get me there.
Life's getting to me a lil lads
>>78194825
At least you can take care of yourself.
>>78194825
it's 10:30, I'm sitting on the couch in a pair of budgie smugglers, watching The Marine marathon with the heater on.
Doing fuck all for the next fortnight, and life is already getting to me.
Just keep yourself occupied, it's how I deal with shit. Being on a big ship, you're nearly always busy, so when you get time off, it hits pretty hard.
>>78194857
That's the thing; living at my Mum's house, only just got a pretty meh job that barely pays, NEET bux from studying and my parents giving somewhat of a shit about me are the things keeping me alive
>>78195021
Perth friendo, enjoying the weather? I guess I'll try wake up early tomorrow and do all the lectures/uni work I need to do; give myself a reason to relax on Sunday and not feel shit for it.
Is 'a big break' a meme? Will I always be working shit jobs? Will life always seem like a sinking ship? Will my degree pay off?
Being sick and 'relaxing to recover' has just caused me to be thinking about all this shit too much
>>78195188
I don't mean financially. I mean physically being able to feed yourself, bathe, do things.
>>78195247
I guess, but what do I do after I've made sure I'm surviving and healthy? I try my best to keep on top of all my Uni work, and then in my spare time I'll usually be hanging out with mates on Discord chatting shit, or watching anything that tickles my fancy on YouTube or Netflix. When that all fails I might even find myself scrolling through the echo chamber that is Facebook and then after like 30 mins think, "why the fuck am I wasting my time doing this?"
Every week or two I'll try go to the pub with some mates, which is okay until none of my bets pull through and I catch myself looking at a hot girl wondering why I've never had a gf - but then do I even want one? Or going into town with some mates which is good sometimes; but waking up hungover and looking at my bank account minus $100 I spent on drinks in a night, enough to convince me to not do it again for like a month.
I've managed to seriously convince myself that I'll never really be happy until I'm financially independent, and able to provide for myself in general. Which means I'm going to be unhappy every time I think about this shit at least for 3 years when my degree's done.
And then I'm guessing I'll just find another thing to convince myself I should be unhappy about. Do I need help?
oops meds got me real introspective
ignore the edgy ramblings of a lost kid pls
DE SPA CITO
>>78195188
funny you bring up the weather. my rabbit cage got knocked over and smashed my fucking window. there's no way I'm sleeping early, so no way I'm waking up within the next 20 hours desu
for the other stuff, I'd imagine it varies from person to person. am only 27, so still working, but earned 74k last year, and enjoying my job, so win-win. also, I have diplomas in aviation mechanics, electrical engineering, and mechanical aeroskills, because I dropped out of school at year 10 for a cert 3 electrical engineering traineeship/apprenticeship thing.
>>78184407
Butchered pic
>>78196270
png?
>>78196270
Fuck, sounds like you've got a decent gig. I'm studying Data Science atm; hoping it pays off and one of the big resource companies like Woodside or BHP will take me in so I can help them make dosh
xd
>>78196352
what?
>>78196893
yeah, it's pretty fun. always been fond of the oceans. dad, uncle, and cousin were all navy lads, which definitely brushed off on me growing up.
Anyways, I might fuck off for the night since the weather's died down a bit, just got done cleaning, and done with the movie marathon. G'night fellas.
>>78194047
LIterally the same thing happened to you
>>78197182
fucking new cunt
>>78197253
Is that character just really popular or something?
tsss
Lithuanian twink
>>78198456
fuck off lol
>>78184571
s-s-sauce?!?!?!?!?!
>>78198913
>>78199001
you too can fuck off lol
>>78199055
*bullies your waifu*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iO5yQeUVabs
>>78200213
That is not my waifu baka
>>78185135
does that mean that you love stupid people?
>>78200277
Yes, she is
>>78200306
No
>>78200323
No she isn't she's a pervert
>>78200349
oh so those were just random words
>>78200377
Yes
>>78200349
> she's a pervert
Yes, she's pretty cool
>>78200433
So are you...
Yes
>>78200441
Hot saber
>>78200485
Yes
>>78200513
Please accept this offering.
>>78200564
lol
>>78200598
denied
>>78200683
> lol
Hm?
>>78200752
You know what I mean what you posted on steam baka
>>78200774
Oh
Lol
Indeed
>>78200774
post it here, I wanna see it too
>>78200824
You need to be in the super sekret klub.
>>78200821
rly cute
>>78200844
you are also not in that super secret club
>>78200821
Yes baka
>>78200824
No, its perverted
>>78200891
That bitch wishes her ass was as good as mine.
>>78200891
>No, its perverted
hmm I see
still wanna see it, just quickly post it aaaand then delet it
>>78200923
No. The russian posted it so its up to him if he wants to he will post it
>>78200891
>rin butt
Hot
>>78200964
Yeah she sells her body to old men for money
>>78200949
ok, but he won't post it like always, so it is no use asking him
>>78200985
> she sells her body to old men for money
No
>>78201024
She does but its okay
You're the reason that i'm alive
Twist that knife but I just won't die
You're the reason that i'm alive
Leave you here as you watch me fly away
Woooa-oh woooah, as you watch me fly away
>>78201066
No, she doesn't
>pic
wow, so you're into stuff like that...
>>78201144
Hot...
Yes she does
Only a bit
>>78201144
is that taller girl super huge or that little girl super small? or both
>>78201161
> Yes she does
No
> Only a bit
Wow
You're dangerous for the society
>>78201169
I think the latter
>>78201226
Yes she loves the old men cocks lmao rin is a slut
No
You are!
>>78201279
forgot image
>>78201279
No
> You are!
Proof?
>>78201407
Yes
Well you keep shooting electricity
>>78201426
No
O-oh, okay
wielding electricity/lightning is cool
>>78201517
It sure is.
>>78201486
lol, Rin is actually kind of cute
Yes, dumb biri biri lol
>>78201486
>that image
good evening, loosers
>>78201569
can you use it, wizard?
>>78201587
She is
Wow...
>>78201605
Wow, sad boy
>>78201659
anime kills just like cigarettes or alcohol, kids shouldn't consume anime
>>78201659
Hot feet
Yes.
? What are you sad now? don't be...
>>78186248
sauce?
>>78201705
Lies
>>78201721
Hot eyes
No, I'm not...
>>78201802
I just showed you Teh proofs, I didn't wrote them myself
>>78201642
I use shadow magic because it's more edgy.
>>78201802
lol
YES!
Yes you are its okay I am here with you don't cry...
>>78201847
what can you do with this shadow magic?
>because it's more edgy.
interesting reason
>>78201835
Good kids
I like them
>>78201875
> with you don't cry..
Wow
Going out now....
>>78201899
:) good image
What?
Oh have fun...
>>78201875
My lithweeb can't possibly be this cute.
>>78201899
why? because they are suicidal?
are you emo?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKUd-ti94G4
>>78201933
Hot
Nothing :)
Thanks
>>78201980
Wow you like sluts or something? :DDDDD
Okay...
>>78201975
Yes
No, I'm not...
>>78202022
Yes!
>>78202087
Hot
Nice...
>>78202087
>Yes
strange fella
>>78201892
All kinds of dark and edgy things.
And I'm best at *teleports behind you*.
i hope north korea nukes seoul
kek
>this pig is our president
lmao she doesn't even know how to brush her teeth
>>78202222
>one of the most anti-homosexual nations in the world
>okay with female ruler
wut
>>78202254
nah Estonia is gay
>>78202294
explain pic related
>>78202254
Estonia is leftist as fuck
>>78202126
:)
>>78202134
Nah, not really
>>78202254
how are those related?
>>78202385
Generally I would associate anti-homosexual propaganda with people who want a more traditional society where females are second-class citizens at best.
>>78202369
:)
Don't hurt her...
>>78202463
>>78202463
>>78202463
wtf i love isis now