>be canadian >USA starts a war >join his enemy >kill

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>>78180959
You idiot

>>78180959
Do it

we need to build a wall
i'm sure the Chinese will help finance it, they like big walls

>>78181001
Chinese are great at walls

>>>/pol/

>be OP
>get HIV

>>78180959
You'd be nothing without us. Who would do a bunch of stupid shit to take global attention off your quiet suicidal acts? Who would protect you? Who would hold you at night in the dark in the rocking chair as the big mean world rages outside, cuddling you into our warm benevolent embrace as we gently kiss your forehead while stroking your hair and telling you ISIS, NK, Russia and China are just make-believe boogeymen who arent real?

Without us to shield you from the harsh realities of the world, youd crumble into a urinating wreck, laying in the fetal position in the dark with your eyes bugged out and your hair askance, holding yourself and rocking back and forth mumbling incessantly in french and english "they were real all along they were real all along".

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>>78181086
I'm joining nk army and defend last bastion of nationalist socialism. May Allah protect me :^)

>>78180959
>join his enemy
I wish you would so we could take you over already.