>Be Australian >Banned from army unless you are female

wow

>>78175902
>make our fictitious claims real or youre getting reassigned!


My dear Pangloss was wrong, this is indeed the worst of all possible worlds

>be Australian
>get discriminated against for being male
hmmmmmmm

Fake and gay

>in order to help female applicants, the ADF fitness test now consists of 4 push ups and 20 sit ups

FOUR PUSH UPS
O
U
R

This is a blatant male discrimination! >:(

>>78175902
what if you say that you identify as a female?

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>>78177806
women are very strong

>>78177813
The men lost against birds, its now up to the women to show the emus who owns Australia.

>>78177802
i hope so lad
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2017/08/11/australian-army-shunning-male-recruits-women
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/08/11/05/32/australian-army-shuns-male-recruits-for-females-defence-force
https://au.news.yahoo.com/a/36680260/australian-army-bans-male-recruits/#page1
https://startsat60.com/news/the-australian-army-makes-a-controversial-recruitment-decision

i hope it doesn't spread to others countries

>>78175902
probably doing this to get people riled up and show how stupid a policy it is desu
also our army doesn't do shit, the SAS is the only thing that matters

>>78178015
What if they start allowing women in to the SASR tho

>>78177806
That moment when you are weak male bitch but still can compete with female "soldiers".

>>78178090
>>78177806
>tfw I have to do 50 push ups and 60 sit ups just to be a chef in the British army

IT'S NOT FAIR

>>78178124
Sue them for discrimination!
>what for does the chef need to be in good condition?

>>78178268
soldier first innit

>>78177657
>american who read Voltaire

Is this bizarro /int/

>>78178414
ET je suis un homme noir, mec

The world aint memes, Maroin.

>>78178293
Is army life ok or does it feel like years wasted doing absolutely nothing?

How do you solve relationships?

>>78178539
>Is army life ok
No it's shit

t. army stole 6 months of my life

>>78178539
Pretty boring, low pay, wouldn't recommend it desu

>How do you solve relationships?
wot

>>78178612
>wot
You know, wife, gf, having sex or at least waifu. But your wot pretty much answered it too.

So you fap at wc or how does the base full of horny testosterone soaked young men deal with such problems? Orgies?

>>78178713
That's what manlove thursday is for matey

>>78178744
I hoped for non meme answer, but i guess you dont want to talk about it. I guess army pretend there isnt such a problem?

>>78178823
If you're married you get a free house near the base

>>78178823
Service members have time off, it's just like a normal job unless you are deployed. Married soldiers, sailors, and airmen get family housing. It's not very different at all from normal life.

t. veteran

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>>78175902

>Australian Army in 2017

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>>78175902
>want to have a laugh and banter the Aussies about this
>remember all the times Canada and Australia teamed up to win WWI and save the UN in Korea and feel sad
>literally the best pound for pound army on earth
>realise that this news is making Trudeau shudder with jealousy at not having thought of it first, grow sadder still

>>78178124

>tfw I have to do 50 push ups and 60 sit ups just to be a chef in the British army

is 50 pushups considered a lot?

>>78179101
our military is better funded than yours and we have half the population mate

>>78179317
No, but that's the minimum

>>78179331
Where did I say otherwise?
Also, 24 mil is not half of 36 mil

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Why do aussies hate bin chickens?

>>78175902
Time to invade Australia

>>78175902
Be like Worst Koreans
All men must complete 2 year mandatory military service.
All women are exempt.
Their president is a liberal and he is against
gay marriages and a homophobic

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>mfw our non-army now has a posibility of beating a first world army
They should test the aussies to see how good are women with soldiers

>>78178077
>What if they start allowing women in to the SASR tho
Our SAS allows female recruits, it is just none have passed it.

>>78177806

It's 40 here for just being an officer.

>>78177727
It also happens in the workplace, women and non whites are preferred in job interviews

>>78175902
wow, our neighbor is so progressive :DDD

>>78180763
Same as here m8.

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>>78180763
>women and non whites are preferred
It's like they are encouraging interacial breeding at the same time

>>78180761
Just to get accepted into the officer's school you have to pass a physical test. 40 sit ups/push ups and a 2 mile run in under 17 minutes.

>>78181003

Here it's 12 minutes.

>>78181166
A 6 minute mile? That's tough

>>78181259

2.5km.

Idk that in miles.

>>78181347
1.5 miles

>>78180949
They are
I live in a very nice suburb along the north shore
Cafes and the like all prefer white females Asian male it's very obvious

>>78181498

Pretty similar than here.

Pushups were hell.

>>78175902
the australian army is literally worthless

all funding should be cut and transferred to navy and air force desu

>>78181573
Sit ups are still my failure.

>>78181713

Why? It's the easiest.

>>78181738
Push ups are fine, but I cannot do sit ups at all.

>>78181819

Why?

>rest of the developed world starts to virtue signal against us
Like clockwork

>>78181911
he is Lt. Dan

>>78181949
LT Dan would have a very strong core though

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>be australian
>wake up next to your sister
>"ay dahlin fahk moi that was a noice root last noight"
>ride a kangaroo to the shitposting plant
>get stopped by abos
>their faces haven't loaded yet because of high ping
>give them all your petrol anyway
>apologise for invading their country
>say thank you to the traditional owners of the land, the irrawajjialabumbajjiju people
>continue on your way
>shitpost hard on 4chan all day so you can afford to pay your internet bill ($1000 for 0.1bps connection, 3mb data cap)
>go home
>get mugged by abos again
>no petrol this time, give them some of your ping instead
>switch on the tv
>the wallabies lost to new zealand again
>"fahkin no worries m8 she'll be roight I'll just watch the loigue instead"
>the kangaroos lost to new zealand again
>"m-muh cricket"
>http://www.3news.co.nz/sport/video-highlights-australia-bowled-out-for-60-england-dominate-day-one-2015080706
>"m-muh afl"
>can't see what's happening, players' mullets blocking the camera
>go to new zealand, steal some pavlova and claim it was yours all along
>cry yourself to sleep muttering "m-muh hdi, m-muh gdp per capita"
>get bitten by spoidah
>die within seconds

>>78181949

kek

>>78181596
http://www.sbs.com.au/news/article/2017/08/11/australian-army-shunning-male-recruits-women
>Of 50 Army jobs posted this week, only 15 are available to men.

>The navy and air force are facing similar quotas. Only one of 18 navy jobs listed for the next six months is open to men and the air force has none at all.

The navy and the chair force are worse senpai.

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>>78181947
we don't allow women to serve in combat units

https://esa.act.gov.au/actfr/careers/

read this shit lads, it's not just the ADF

I want to leave this place it's going down the shitter
Where in the first world can I go that won't make my degree worthless?

What's wrong, this is equality guys.

>>78179101
Thankyou for being by our side :) we are friend in the end

>>78182561
Pretty much just stay. Or you could go to NZ if you promise to annoy everyone

>>78182561

>>78175902
wew lad

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We (the West) deserve our destruction, don't we?
We're asking for it, literally demanding our own deaths.