>be a thai >mumble 'fuck the king' >get jailed

>be Flip
>stumble a bit while walking
>get executed for being a drug addict

>>78141544
>be yank
>be constantly vulgar and act like a manchild
>get crowned president of all americans

>be Swede
>say fuck the white race
>get a medal

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>>78141544
that's where you're wrong pal

>be toothpaste nigger
>say fuck the white race
>get a medal
>project onto Sweden

>be dutch
>have a smoke and a pancake
>jump out of a window

>>78141696
>be Dutch
>be 190cm tall
>still 10cm below sea level

>be finnish
>think of something to say about dutch
>update and a lot of people already posted

>>78141707
What's it like working at Tim Horton's

>>78141753
kek that's pretty good actually

>>78141877
I actually live 6 meters below sea level though.

So I'm actually 590 cm tall.

>>78141507
The funny thing is that the old king actually hated lese majeste laws, and if he had his way, those would be eliminated or at the very least toned down. Apparently the ones who really want the laws in place are the oligarchs and military, who allegedly use them as excuses to keep themselves in power.

>>78141507
Is the Thai king gay?

>>78141544
>be Clap
>walk down the street, listening to music
>get executed by police
http://edition.cnn.com/videos/us/2015/06/05/headphone-shooting-gina-thayne-taylor-baldwin-intv-nr.cnn

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>be french
>get glassed

>>78143176
He's allegedly a playboy, but he's had at least three wives (and divorced all of them), so I don't think so.

>>78143190
t. Bruce Paquiao

>>78143190
Cops are pigs. Black people are working on fixing that

>>78143105
Given how utterly aroused Thais get over the old king, I wouldn't be surprised if that was actually a just so story concocted to explain the dissonance between "The King is a great block" and "if we insult him, or his son's dog general, it's off to prison".

>>78141651
>Be Swede

>>78143320
Nope, the king himself was the one who said that he wanted those laws to go away. He did it during one of his birthday speeches. It should be easy to Google it.

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> Be Swedish/Norwegian/Danish/German/Dutch/English
>Let tens of thousands of muslims and black people rape their women.
>Dont to shit about it because they are all a bunch of pussies.
>Make fun of America and their bad ass president because they will NEVER be what they use to be.

Fuck Europe.

>>78143228
Yeah, I don't often see straight men wearing short tank tops like that, makes the tat in his back look like a tramp stamp

>>78143461
Trump is shit

>no wall
>no repeal
>literally nothing delivered

>be thai
>can only provide sex male to male

>>78143461
>be american
>unironically believe that a billionaire in one of the worlds most powerful positions is your best friend

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>>78144288

>literally nothing delivered

LOL. My god your a fucking idiot.

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>>78144676

>flag.

Shut up bitch.

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>>78144736
americans are such terrible posters, but it's no wonder when you all look like this

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>>78144822

>flag.

Shut up bitch.

>>78144859
>be american
>neurons can't produce enough energy to even insult properly
>get shot

>>78144736
>>78144859
So how is high school going?

>be mongol
>live in finland
>elämä on laiffii

>>78143410
and he had the power to commute those sentences no? why didn't he just commute everyone that was sentenced? he did so for some people but not others.

>>78144707
>your
>unironically using a terrible facebook tier image macro (which is against the rules)
are you lost old man?

>>78144707
embarrassing post

>be brit
>get run over by bus-kun

>>78141544
>amerifat
>get shot
>

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>>78141707
>>78141853
#REKT

>>78141507
why is the king a hooker?

>>78141507
Thailand is a degenerate shithole, they need military coup and cede Southern Thailand to Malaysia

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>>78148258
Reminder that Thais are the blessed children of the Chakri Dynasty and the immortal sires of the Sukhothai Kingdom that ruled over Greater Siam - the first and only power to conquer the entire Indochina Peninsula atop the ruins of the fallen Khmer Empire.

Meanwhile, Indonesia sucks shit.

>inferior food in general (especially compared to Thai cuisine)
>inferior martial arts (more people rightly practice Muay Thai)
>poor quality of life leading to boat people bound for Australia
>colonized by Europe but learned nothing
>dominated by worst religion (Islam)
>ugly women with awful fashion sense (even by Islamic standards)
>inferior Javanese genetics
>Jakarta at least 20 years behind Bangkok
>non-presence in global consciousness (more people know about Bali)
>more unwelcoming to foreigners and tourists than any other Asian country
>outlawed Christmas and Valentine's Day due to Islamic paranoia
>poorly defined national identity
>flag is just Poland flipped upside down
>language is just distorted Malay
>can't even have a Christian governor without the whole country chimping out
>women constantly getting turned into sex slaves and murdered by British businessmen

4th most populated country in the world and most people don't even know they exist. Indonesians themselves didn't even remember they had a seafaring empire until a Dutch archaeologist stumbled on some ancient ruins and started doing all the research.

You'd be hard-pressed to find a more unremarkable people.

>>78148258
>>78148485
will you stop fighting

>>78143461
>> Be Swedish/Norwegian/Danish/German/Dutch/English
>>Let tens of thousands of muslims and black people rape their women.
lol. Do you honestly believe this? I doubt ten thousand cases of rape have even happened in all of those countries combined over the last 4 or 5 years put together. We don't all have to deal with crime on the same scale burgers do.

>>78144643
>be malay
>belong to specific state mandated religion
>speak specific state mandated language
>break morality crime, so get sentenced to punishment by official state mandated religious court

>be American
>Sverige är min vän!

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>>78148485
Reminder that the Javanese is the most powerful race in southeast Asia:
- While other island niggers are nigging like the nigger they are, the Javanese build cities, temples, civilisation and empires
- Conquer most of southeast Asia, from Java up to present day Cambodia
- Kingdoms of mainland Indochina, including the Angkor and Khmer empire are descended from the Javanese https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Khmer_Empire#Formation_and_growth
- Create the largest Buddhist temple in the world https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Borobudur
- Unite the Nusantara https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nusantara
- BTFO Mongol scum https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongol_invasion_of_Java
- BTFO Malay Srivijayans so hard they have to run from Sumatera to Malaya https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Srivijaya#Decline
- Literally destroy and massacre the entire medieval Singapore https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kingdom_of_Singapura#Legacy
- True culture creator: Wayang, Gamelan, Batik, Kebaya, Keris, etc? all originated from Java. if your ethnic have them, they're just cheap copy of superior Javanese creation (this goes to Indonesians, Malays, and Singaporeans)
- Indonesia=Javanesia, Indonesia is a Javanese country, if you're non Javanese Indonesian, you're a second class citizen, an inferior creature, a wong daerah, we laugh at you spouting Bhineka Tunggal Ika thinking its diversity motto while in truth its religious tenet from Majapahit empire, affirming your obedience to the Javanese race
- The Javanese are not Austronesians, but Austroasians/Indochina genetically, thus superior from island nigger http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/gnxp/2011/06/language-genes-peoples-of-southeast-asia/#.Vu38qIyLQy4

Reminder that while you jungle nigger are busy doing jungle things like eating people or doing jungle dance or some shit we're laughing at you while doing civilised things like listening to refined gamelan music and watching Wayang reenactment of tales of Ajisaka, our glorious ancestor

>>78141782
You'll get em next time.

>>78141782
>be finnish
>drink a quart of vodka
>cry yourself to sleep

>>78143228
He looks like a bouncer at a gay bar

>>78149377
>Reminder that the Javanese is the most powerful race in southeast Asia:
Stopped reading here. You're just brown monkeys, get over it.