>Can bench press 195lbs for 2 repetitions
>Cannot bench press 390lbs for 1 repetition
>Can squat 325lbs for 3 repetitions
>Cannot squat 650lbs for 1 repetition
>Can do 10 chinups
>Cannot do 5 one-arm chinups
>Can type 120 words per minute
>Cannot read and understand 120 words per minute
>Can masturbate with one hand
>Cannot cum twice as fast using two hands
verily induces into a deepened state of cogitation