Cool tattoos edition
the gf
Sticky
Good morning.
I was second in line at the blood plasma place but the thermometer wasnt working so now I'm 6th
>>78085695
madman
>>78086475
any qts in line bro
>>78086475
how the come the only places near me are for donations only? i live in a fairly large city
>americans *will not do* hard labor in farms/ other places
then pay the American workers more and let it trickle down or mechanize it
duh
Leaving for the USA in 3 hours.
Wish me luck, lads!
>>78086784
Which state? (It better not be Missouri)
>>78086822
Pic related.
We buckeye now
>>78086881
Disgusting, I hope you die Indio.
wanna get a succaroo in the grand canyon sometime
>>78086881
Beautiful.
>>78086992
White cück who loves 3rd world immigration, refugees, Islam and himself/race
>>78086588
Not at all
I have a crush on a few nurses though
>>78086822
*comes out of nowhere*
>>78087018
WEEEEEEEEWWWW HOT TAKE
>>78087121
I'm not in the fucking mood illinoise
>>78087146
It feels natural watching a Latina get blacked
>>78087080
do plasma centers even employ nurses lol
just need a couple phlobotomists and a receptionist
>>78087243
I call them nurses
GET ME 2 PURRRR I NEED 2 PURRR
>>78086947
Thatd be one the books
Why is Taiwan such a faggot?
>>78087489
you wanna tussle
Discuss
>>78087553
Why there are so many successful furries from Taiwan?
>>78087843
>successful furries
wtf is a "succesful furry"?
>>78087843
no idea that's not my playground
>>78087892
Popular with thousand of fans/followers.
>>78087922
Your country so small you probably all know each other anyway
Wanna marry a Black woman and have kids with her famalamadingdong
>>78087995
me too
Should I get a tattoo? What should it be?
>>78088052
Ah a fellow patrician I see
>>78088080
Picture of your mother and #1 slut signature
>>78087892
is that you in the pic?
>>78088113
Don't really want to do that to be quite honest with you.
>>78088080
Barbed wire around arm. It's coming back
This nurse here is being really nice to me
New waifu
>>78088228
How about Like OP pic then?
>>78088343
She wants yer dick
>>78088080
Get one of these
>>78088281
nice thumbnail bitch nigger. I thought I was gonna see some juicy thighs. thanks alot
>>78088387
not sure if she is legal
I'm gonna feed you a whole fucking table
>>78088449
SI HAY PELITO, NO HAY DELITO
I hace a tattoo but I'm not gonna tell you where
>>78088440
I'm phone posting. Big enough for me
*takes his shirt off in front of your gf*
>>78088377
Hell to the no.
>>78088410
I will never get a tattoo, really. Don't like it.
But I almost got one when I was 19. I'm super glad I didn't.
I can hear my Italian sister having sex with a Lebanese guy in the next room
>>78088635
join them otherwise you're a cuck
>>78088598
*punches you n the gut*
Jajaja es cierto!!
>>78088732
heh, didn't feel a thing runt
早上好!!!
What r u doing today /cum/?
>>78088755
you will soon feel it, FUCK FACE
>>78088765
i work at a 補習班 so im just gonna go to sleep then wake up and sit around with 4 yr olds all day
The mosquitos are having an all you can eat buffet and I'm the main course
https://youtu.be/x7ZrKehQ_xc
I love this
>Norway:
Autumn and fall, and generally cool cloudy days = high humidity - you don't notice the humidity in the air because low temperature.
Sunny days = low humidity, don't notice any humidity in the air even when it's warm because it's low (seems very natural having it that way)
>USA, and other tropical places in the world particularly Asia
Hot sunny weather = High fucking insane humidity, almost make you choke in a slow death.
Why?
Norway is a shithole worst than Mexico
whoa.... like..... each group of people have.... like different ways of feeling the weather and humidity..... whoa...
>>78088633
You got lucky, one i was drunk and, for some reason thought that would be hysterical to tattoo a swastika. Got a needle, a small motor and start to draw. I could not stop laughing and end up the shitiest swastika ever draw.
Too lazy to decide which tattoo and what excuse i will use to cover my shame.
>>78090180
People weren't meant to live here
>>78090567
But it's like that in Spain too. High humidity when the weather is sunny and warm.
>tfw you're a man with big manly muscles
it feels good
Guess who just slept in class, /cum/
>>78090929
Putting your money to good use friend
>>78090929
hehe... yoooou?
>>78090909
I don't know this feel
>>78091006
do some pushups right now bud
>>78091037
Shan't
>>78090997
Yas
https://youtu.be/gUITdxEa1kE
>>78091049
you might accidentally feel happier
>>78085553
>getting tattoos of languages you don't understand
Why do people do this?
Going to go put in some work on my off day, be back in a bit buds
>>78091087
I don't want to feel happy
>tfw no Colombian gf
Y2K: The album
>>78089781
At least it's not dark, miserable and gloomy
>>78091191
those are probably Argentinians
>>78091109
what does the tattoo say, canada?
>>78091300
Im pretty sure that anon is from vermont
>>78091600
His coolie family never learn how to read or write.
>>78086014
I was expecting a car crash
>>78085553
> tfw no mexican bf
Taco bell is pretty good
>>78091965
Fuck you fuck your momma fuck your whole click
>>78086689
Or it's because farms and hardlabor jobs aren't near populated areas
(I don't consider construction in that because it generally has too many workers)
I wouldn't have mind picking strawberries as kid, but it was too far and I didn't have a vehicle (and parents wouldn't drive me anywhere).
hot
>>78090180
it depends where you live, the US is huge and has a lot of geographic and weather diversity. Where I live (Maine) it's kind of like you described, but Florida is more tropical. Virginia is really dry and can have similar summer temperatures as Florida. Lots of variables (the ocean flows differently here than Europe too).
My neighbor keeps stealing my WiFi
>>78092165
fascinating
>>78092290
set a password dumbass
>>78092290
Put a password on it you dingus
Sticky shit rn not the best feeling
>>78090947
>mfw sleep in class all the time
>mfw I don't pay a dime and it's all on the state
feels good
i'm stealing someone's wifi haha
>>78092290
use ur hacking skillz to look at what he's browsing
>>78092375
Eat a dick
>>78092454
Well you're not here unfortunately;-)
Stealing my faggot neighbor's WiFi, buds
>>78092551
>>78092380
Stop!
THRUST
question for canadians: how popular tredeau is? Do you think he will win the next elections?
>>78092613
This is a real flying brick
>>78092683
intake very big
>tfw no gf
earthbound was pretty fun lads
>>78092703
It's a big bird
>>78092795
UU
UU
>>78092635
he is the most handsome president in the world
2nd when barron gets in
>>78092830
>have a black neighbor straight from africa
>only time hes ever talked to me was to ask for gibmes
STOP PERPETUATING STEREOTYPES IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
>>78092881
stealthy bird does a fly
>>78092896
>Living near niggers
*jams your SAM*
>>78092960
they just moved in and speak some african language ive never heard before
>>78092996
>living near African refugees
>>78093016
that makes up like 90% of the black people in my state
>>78092896
>>78092960
>Having niggers in your country
>living
>>78092996
that's called ebonics
I have an erection
>>78093054
Does it happen often
Had a dream where my ex and I had a baby. It was awful.
>>78093042
>Living in a state with African refugees
>>78093132
my state is 97% white though
>>78093144
Your state is home to a rude poster.
>>78093196
everybody in my state is a rude poster including me
the dream I had last night was weird as fuck
:(
It was my ex's baby but she wasn't there. Another girl and I were raising it. There was shit everywhere.
https://youtu.be/wHN7vJW8t5o
>tfw watching videos of cute cats while technically on the clock
>>78093268
s w e p t
w i n g s
>>78093217
The New Mexican poster claims to be from New Hampshire. Maybe that's why he's rude.
>>78093311
hes probably rude because he's a human living in lizard land
tfw no gf
>>78092896
>be me
>had black neighbor
>wants to exchange numbers with me
>says to keep it between us
>asks when I wake up
>I give him a later but sometimes true time
>calls me at that time
>"I thought you said you wake up at 12"
>asks who's home
doesn't seem normal to me
didn't know redditflags was still so popular in /cum/
what happened to /flag/?
if you talked in your sleep do you think you'd know it?
>>78093468
he wanted to rob you
>>78093511
the missus would tell me
>>78093511
no, because youre asleep, stupid
>>78093501
/cum/ is just the right speed for it to be a glorified chatroom, so most people use flags to identify each other.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAjhHbtZyQU
>>78093609
literally glorified chat room, no international discussion
https://youtu.be/GaMylwohL14
I love animals
>>78093749
I thought of it being more like /cum/ country specific discussion
like
>>78092635
>>78092290
>>78091965
>>78091898
>>78090929
>>78090909
>>78090180
>>78088635
>>78086947
>>78086784(luck)
>>78086689
>people talking about their lives in their country
>not international
brainlets
>>78094057
Not to complain but it's like 90% American, still comfy.
>>78093894
Yeah it's justifiable, not like those traitorous Dixie fuckers
>>78093286
Hemet?
>>78094120
wat
Currently shitposting from the beach
alright going to go do a bit more work later buds
manual transmissions are dead
I wish I hadnt visited that hentai thread on /gif/
What are you willing to do?
>>78094151
Post your gf
>>78094803
>>78094824
It's your special sister right?
Have fun with her, she needs you.
>tfw no gf
>tfw no celtic qt gf
>>78094918
She is my help helper
>>78094599
it's the egg girl webm, right?
>>78094978
and the human centipede one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4-tzebz6_kk
>humble bundle
no4chan >>>>>>>>>>>>>>> nofap = noporn
>>78095242
it's true
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6B8IrpWVaoE
My mom, who has beginning-tiers of Parkinson's and Alzheimers, decided to, for no reason whatsoever, walk out the front door of her house and leave the door open permitting all the fucking pets to get out. I've been driving around rounding them up, but at least one cat is probably gone for good and my sister is going mental.
How's your day going, faggots?
hi
>>78095355
WHY IS HE HANDSOME???
>>78092165
>>78091898
https://youtu.be/kcncMFHmhJE
hot
thought I'd share this here as well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzqxI7gs79g
WAKE UP, /cum/
>mfw no cheez-its in my cunt
How do i kill myself lads?
>>78096248
they're so bland
>>78095827
i always wondered... are those sort of guys gay?
makes me think
>>78096462
>Just the letter I
>Like 3/15 symbols
What... the.... fuck...
>>78096462
Stop using Duolingo
>>78096655
Ottawa here on my phone.
The duolingo Japanese curriculum matches EXACTLY to Genki 1, it's so nice. So basically I use duolingo to get familiar to the vocab, the do the exercises in the Genki textbook. The two combo amazingly.
>>78096824
ashante brother
>>78096824
>>78096462
Stop using Duolingo
Start using mermise
>>78096655
>>78096867
I don't understand duolingo, it seems to just teach set phrases without going into how anything is actually being used.
And why memrise? Isn't it basically anki?
>>78097011
stop doing duolingo on the phone
Stop learning 日本語 start learning 中文
>>78097194
no
my country will be free
>>78097256
Wtf why
>>78097293
It won't, cascadia is a meme
>its my day off
>still go to work
>working harder and more than I have in months
wew buds and the days only half over, still have another job in about an hour
>>78097317
japanese is cool
what are some easy non-retail jobs that dont require me to be licensed or certified for in a million different things?
basically i want to stand around and do nothing every weekend and get paid for it.
>>78097350
Yeah but Chinese is cooler
>>78097418
don't think so
>>78097440
It's true anon
Learn Chinese please
>>78097490
too late
>>78097526
It's never too late anon
You can always stop learning Japanese and learn the superior language
>>78097502
http://i.imgur.com/tUZZBrc.gifv
>not learning Malaysian
smfh
footkroot
Why do black people hate black people so much?
tell me about newfoundland
LUCIO BALL IS BACK
THE ONLY REASON TO PLAY OVERWATCH
*asks you for a date*
Back from the beach
I think the reason the US is more open and sociable and talkative is that there is no crass difference in language when addressing a stranger or a friend.
Think I might retire in Spokane, Washington. Is this a good idea?
>>78098117
huh... Germany made a good post.
cheers from the capital
>>78098117
Do you ever find yourself in awkward situations where you don't know which form you should use?
"Lady writer on the TV, talkin bout the Virgin mary"
Hdhdhs
>>78097983
>>78097983
>>78097983
>>78097983
NEO NEO NEO
NEW NEW NEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TTPStQQiTs0
>>78098678
unfortunately this is all I see these days
>>78098678
*raises hand
When I watch gameplay videos of the new Doom or Wolfenstein it kinda makes me want to own a high spec PC so I could have a go at them but then I remember that I would be bored 10 minutes into the game.
>>78098678
i'm at the point where i don't even care if she had thousands of dicks, just no babies, plz?
>>78098793
they're all the same at the end of the day
Kinda funny to see people lose their shit over Doom MP using health packs.
I'm getting too old for this!!
>>78098731
A real man
>b52 expected to be in service well into the 2050s
holy shit that thing will be 100 years old by then
if it aint broke dont fix it i guess...
I don't find overwatch fun at all.
>>78099357
Same
I only like cute Asian girls doing that Overwatch spandex chick cosplay
>tfw supposed to take someone to the Olympic stadium and other places around.
It's been planned for a while but now it seems like a fucking bad idea. Should I just cancel that plan and just go to the Botanical Garden and other places close?
>when your girl promises to jerk you off until you cum but your cock is just about dead from 20+ years of daily death grip masturbation
sopa de macac'o
yaaaasss
>>78099684
False
>>78099671
UMA
>>78099684
Nice for the prisons to allow prisoners to see their kids
>>78099310
Stop posting in /brit/
>>78099620
iktf
>>78099684
In reality blacks are more likely to abandon their kids
>jerk off in 2 minutes
>girl cant get me off in 2 hours
White Privilege
black excellence
>>78099937
what a bitch
>>78099877
no. :^)
White fragility
Lower 48 peons
Got to do a sneaky read of the diversity presentation that the exec HR at my company wrote.
Theyre literally appluading themselves just for hiring more women and POC. Was kinda gross desu.
>>78099684
>>78097630
Meanwhile Kendrick Lamar has a transphobia line in his new album but he wuziz kang
>>78100354
What company do you work for ?
>>78100354
we need a final solution
Imagine this track in a Wisconsin club, DJ Speyssürfer Euro Banger Night (every second Saturday of the month)
It's that warm up tune, 11pm when the doors open and people slowly start coming in to grab a drink before the floor gets full and you start upping the bpm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ET1-6Bef9xU
>>78096314
I hope so
>>78100418
Cumcast.
They increased their women promoted to management roles from 50% last year to 105% this year!
>>78099684
That's not true
>>78100574
when did your father leave?
>>78100607
M-my father didn't leave me
He jsut divorced my mom
YOU WOZ KANGZZZ!!!
poutine is very plain. it's kind of funny people make a big deal out of it.
Fun fact: 1 in 5 Americans are Mexican
Mexicans arent the worst race to be integrated. it could be worse
>>78100658
how do you dress?
how do you talk?
>>78100574
>>78100658
>weeb faggot
>raised by single mom
seems to check out
yaaaaas omggg melanin pop pop poppppinnn
>american weather reports
>>78100822
Average IQ of a an Italian or Irishman I 100, Mexicans have an IQ of 85
>Dog threw my laptop on the ground by accident
>Laptop wouldn't turn on
>Disassembly the shit out of it
>turns out the i/o card situated on the right side, the one that has usb 2.0 ports was disconnected from the mobo
>put it back and it's working again
pheww
I almost killed my mom's dog
Wish I was kidding about it
>>78101001
>I almost killed my mom's dog
did you hit him?
>>78100976
i didnt say they were great, just that it could be worse
Is he dare i say it /ourguy/?
>>78101081
who is that? malcom x?
>>78101062
Not really famalamadingdong, I hope you like living in Brazil
I will move to America and bring back ShowBiz Pizza Place
JUST realized i have spanish citizenship, and i dont actually need a visa to go to the US
OH YEA BABY, CALIFORNIA HERE I COME
>>78100972
75 isn't mild its hot
>>78101058
No, I didn't do anything to the dog
But I would've, had my laptop been damaged
>>78101164
subhuman
>>78100976
Surely you are talking about the ones you get over there?
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl
I ain't no Hollaback Girl
A few times I've been around that track
So it's not just gonna happen like that
Cause I ain't no Hollaback Girl
I ain't no Hollaback Girl
>>78101205
Nah, I just got problems.
>>78101222
go away fag
>>78101092
No it's Giuseppe zangara, the assassin of Anton cermak the mayor of Chicago in 1933
>>78101208
Yes, mainly from the poor southern and native parts of Mexico
In what year will people stop watching anime?
>>78101553
2237
2017
>>78101316
If you are referring to recent arrived individuals, then we are talking about Central Americans
>>78101553
The time when super burritos stop existing WOO AM I RITE GUISE
>>78101553
year of the rope
>>78101859
so never.....
Do insular areas of the US have different visa requirements than the mainland?
Fresh off the oven
>>78102076
>>78102076
>>78102076
>ordered pizza from pizza hut yesterday
>didn't realize or even think it was late
>got an email today apologizing for late delivery and giving me a coupon for a free large pizza
>>78092290
Setup fake websites and phish his information through it.
>>78102122
>>78102081
dumbasses