>he pronounces one as WON >wednesday as WENSDAY >island

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>>78083331
The first "d" in Wednesday and the "p" in receipt are indeed silent, but are there as sort of stopgaps, very subtly modifying the way the next consonant is uttered, I don't know how to explain it well
I'd definitely agree to change the world language to something else though
>inb4 Anglo idiot replying "he says, in English XDD"
I can decide to say this in another language and only choose to English just to make you understand, can you say the same?

>>78083712
>I can decide to say this in another language
How many languages do you master?

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water rhymes with daughter but not later

>>78084758
so this is the power of the slavic mind

>>78084758
Really ?

>>78084956
lôtr

>>78083331
>he pronounces one as WON
how should I pronounce it then?

Stay mad lingualets

>pony rhymes with balogne
>weight rhymes with ate
bit shameful to speak the language with the most retarded twisted pronunciation and expect the whole world to do it properly just as well

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>>78085207
>oooooneeeee

>>78085301
> Says the irishman

Expression: Dia is Muire dhuit
Pronounced: Dee-ah iss Mwir-eh gwit

Expression: Cad is ainm duit?
Pronounced: Cod iss anim gwit?

Níl a fhios agam
Neel ah iss a-gum

Ní thuigim
Nee hig-im

Tá me go maith
Taw may guh maw

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>>78085301
Oíche mhaith ---> Ee-hah wah

Literally, what the fuck

>>78083331
just from your post and the picture you posted i can tell you are ugly, boring and annoying

>>78083331
Maybe it's because we speak Globish. English has to adapt to become a world language.

>>78084758
>water rhymes with daughter
Generally yes but it depends on the region. People in some parts of New Jersey say, "Worter". I can't tell you why.

>>78088475
Just from your post i can tell you are rude

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>Look dude, it's a ghoti!

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wan tuu trii foor fai siks sevn eit nain ten