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ABBA edition
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I'm okay with gays and trannies so long as they let me shag them
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>>78071167
2nd for early edition
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going to roll a cheeky hash spliff later
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/fr/
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>>78071191
the egoist post
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tfw no british bf
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*dismantles your argument*
heh...nothing personal
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he was right about everything
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Paris used to look like this before someone decided to smash it all down and make it look nice
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>tfw 29
>tfw don't feel the urge to fap as much as I used to
>tfw I take this as a sign that my test is dropping
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>>78071233
its characterful
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I wish the Germans would just die out already.
This includes their "Jews".
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>haven't used motorbike in about 3 months
>try it this morning
>starts straight away

based japanese engineers.
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>>78071229
if you're naturally selfish, yes.
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post the pepe that best sums up your feelings right now
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>>78071199
literally nothing wrong with egoism
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>>78071233
My city :)
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>>78071245
28 and the same. I put it down to still being a virgin rather than age.
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>>78071245

>29

wew, old enough to be an actual functioning adult
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>>78071260
egoism can be useful but egoists are often smarmy pseud twats
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Kids today know about ABBA?
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hate the myers briggs test
always gives me ENTJ
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dad has a car
dont know why anyone would have a car

too expensive too much of a hassle, all the roads here are ugly anyway
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i only come here for rare tims so i can repost on my facebook LADtim group
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>>78071245
They make supplements you know
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>>78071295
yeah they used it on sunday, arsenal won
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>>78071259
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>>78071295
i sure do!!!
i feel like i shoulve been born earlyer xD
music today is so lame, i rather listen to the CLASSICKS!!! nsted of nikki manoge
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>>78071302
entj is a pretty good type
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Finally got let out of the hospital after my suicide attempt, how's it going lads?
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>>78071332
Please talk to me. I'm bored.
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>>78071195
Can I have a rip or two
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>>78071320
what a shit dab
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>>78071356
tories are autistic yanks
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>>78071356
Based
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>>78071357
*deliberately wets the filter with saliva before passing it to you*
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>>78071295
are you calling me a kid, punk?
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anyone remember that film role models

hella freakin funny
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>>78071356
Thatcher was a dusty old twat
~anon
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*sucks 20 willies in magaluf*
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>>78071356
what
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Does anyone want to talk about old armour/military uniform or no?
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>>78071167
Love the new penalty system desu senpai
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>>78071394
wish i was a cute girl and could do this
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>>78071357
yeah sure.

HNGGGGGGGHHAAAAA

*BRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPTHhhh*

*toot*

there you go mate
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>>78071411
heeehhh
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>>78071401
only pre-medieval thanks
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Everything bagel with cream cheese on deck lads
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ranch
or
cool ranch?
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london has 8.8 million people wtf
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>>78071411
why
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Reminder: Virginia did feminism before feminism was a thing
>woman with a breast out non-sexualized stepping on a defeated man
We are literally the greatest in the world.
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wish I was a cute girl so that I could wear cute dresses
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need to have my willy sucked by a cute girl RIGHT FUCKING NOW
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>>78071446
i wear dresses
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*wakes up full of hope*
*cries self to sleep*
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Eating grapes lads
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me and the girlies xox
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>>78071431
i love submission and theres nothing more submissive than being a short girl at the mercy of multiple big cocks
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>>78071452
Supreme gentleman detected
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How do you lads feel about Enoch Powell
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>>78071425
Spicy nacho
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>>78071474
we should have listened
true british hero
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>>78071452
I have a toy penguin that was made in Jiangsu, China.
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and so
sally can wait
she knows it's too late
as we're walking on by
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>>78071469
Which one are you
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learning about you lot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7N-Mjfz18
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i'm not suicidal
just idling insignificantly
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>>78071419

Saxons or Goths or Celts or issyrians or greeks/Romans or Egyptains? Babylonians or Mesopotamians even?
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think I have the early stages of schizophrenia or some other paranoid disorder

need to get off this awful website
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>>78071245
this but 23

actually feels like a good thing
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*posts on 4chan*
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>>78071496
>learning about you lot
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL7N-Mjfz18 [Embed]
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>>78071425
cool american
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>>78071463
do ENTP pls
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>>78071520
what does that even entail
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>>78071495
does it make a difference?
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>>78071473
I won't hurt you, unless you're into that kinky kind of shit.
>>78071487
I have multiple onnaholes that were made in Jiangsu, China.
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'rents and their friends are round and they're downstairs drunk in the kitchen all laughing
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Business idea: Attempt to get some literal birds drunk for my own amusement.
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>>78071520
Supermarkets always make me feel somewhat depressed
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>>78071469
worked at chester races a few times

every single female there looked just like this

>>78071505
lots go with the east, I don't know much about babylonian/sumerian/mespotamian/assyrian armour and weaponry at all
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>>78071544
move out mate, having your own place is really nice
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>>78071526
already used the image but,

*plans how to govern the world*
*procrastinates eating lunch*
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>>78071569
there's nowhere good for me to live
I'd rather live with my parents than live in a shithole or live in somewhere far too expensive
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listening to 808s and Heartbreaks
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>>78071574
pretty much correct
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>>78071491
Cold and frosty mornin
There's not a lot to say
About the things caught in my mind
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had a two week psychotic break a while ago. felt like tim ngl
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>>78071590
its not so black and white. you just like your parents place because it's comfortable
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FE7V_8CgmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FE7V_8CgmQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FE7V_8CgmQ
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>>78071618
it's literally a 2 minute walk away from where I work, and a 5 minute walk from the pub me and my mates go to

literally could not be better
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>>78071542
*tips fedora*
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>>78071564
I have worked at races before, there were slags but also lots of middle aged people, men in suits and angry looking men in polo shirts.

You want east as in yellow wogs or east as in Rus , Anatolia and illyria?
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being an ENTJ sucks if there's nobody more alpha in your friends group since then people treat you as the alpha and it's a lot of responsibility and I don't know what I'm doing
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>>78071619
is this real
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>>78071642
how much is a pint?
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>>78071674
between 2.50 and 3.50 generally
depends what you get
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>>78071672
it's from the movie bruno so it probably is
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>>78071674
Half a liter
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>>78071672
>>78071690
Today with Richard Bey was cancelled in the 90s
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Stand By Me by Oasis is a really tight pop rock song. That and Don't Go Away are two of the best songs ever written. Mad that Oasis wrote about 20 or so world class choons
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flat earth is real
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>>78071689
here we pay 5eur for a medium beer on average. some places do 4.50 for a pint, and tuesday nights is buy one pint get one free. quite nice.
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Given up on women and I haven't properly started
Seems like talking to them and asking them out is something way out of my mental capacity
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>>78071619
he ripped that bit from Andy Kaufman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwXCopAzXU0
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living alone is extremely grim
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>>78071716
that seems a bit pricey
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>>78071708
Whats an average day for you in ethiopia like? Are you upper class or the norm?

I'm curious, respond pls.
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He was a great man that fought for his people. The victors twisted history but the world knows he was right.
https://youtu.be/mqJnyUZBBLM
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alri lads
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>>78071660
anatolia/iran/iraq and syria pls
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>>78071731
it's a pricey city mate.
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>>78071718
just act natural and there is a chance they will ask you out, you just need to remember to say yes
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>>78071718
Stop watching porn
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love being drunk

turns me into a normal human being and not an autistic clumsy boring retard
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What is this stance trying to convey?
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>>78071716
Where do you live la? Near Dublin?
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>>78071703
parts of the movie are staged but apparently this particular bit was not
>NOT STAGED:
>In the talk show scene, the black audience was real, and the host of the show was real. STAGED: The only person in this scene who was not real was Shatanya Meagans, the lady who took the baby away at the very end of the scene.
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>>78071729
lived alone for three years. took about 6 months for me to completely detach myself from family and friends. it doesn't get better
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>>78071738
he is rich as fuck
he lives in a mansion and has servants
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>>78071544
Why are your parents hammered at 2 am on a Tuesday
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>>78071760
That choreography looks so goofy lol
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>>78071762
quite far actually
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>>78071759
same
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>>78071738
Same as Paris most likely
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yOEJGKusJb8

howling farting and shitting
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>>78071776
think they went out to the pub and now they're back
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I play this useless android 'upgrade tycoon' game. Its utterly pointless yet I still check on it and further my game every day

I dont know why
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day off from toil as I'm sick
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>>78071769
Lived alone for two years now and I haven't done that
Maybe you're just weird
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>>78071753
>act natural
But I'm sure they don't like me natural

>>78071755
I don't watch porn any more
Given up on wanking too. Just don't want anything to do with any sort of relationship beyond having mates
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someone rec me a netflix film right NOW
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>>78071745
desu medieval era is when Iraq, Iran and Syria shine in terms of warfare.

Though you do have the Persian Immortals and their huge armies.

Hoplite armour is somewhat interesting but there isnt much to say about it desu, anataloia gets more fun with the byzantines
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>>78071826
Schindlers List
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>>78071826
Cocaine Cowboys
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>>78071729
kind of want to live alone desu
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>>78071826
Watching Rogue One myself
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>>78071821
have you considered the cocc
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>>78071760
she's baiting him to try to cut off her head so she can counter attack, brainlet
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>>78071826
www.imdb.com/title/tt0099871/
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>>78071795
Look at all of those doctors and engineers xx
Paris will truly become the powerhouse of Europe post-Brexit
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>>78071770
It is africa though, he probably just gives them like 10 american dollars and thats that

>>78071795
Why are you (relatively) rich? Why dont you live in an adobe bungalow and drive a 90s car?
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>>78071849
Yeah and it also doesn't appeal
Wouldn't mind not having any interaction with people beyond the chon and a few close mates
Wish I could stop talking to people for weeks and we act like nothing has happened if I suddenly talk to them 6 months later
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>>78071780
Cork?
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>>78071797
>queerer than blazes
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A friend in need's a friend indeed
A friend who bleeds is better
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love this little corner of the internet
love the discussions here and all the fascinating characters and people from weird countries like algeria and ethiopia
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gf just vibed herself on cam for me
i'm a lucky guy
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>>78071770
You don't need to be rich to live in a mansion and have servants
My nan had servants and lived in a massive house when she lived in India and by British standards for the time they weren't rich
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>tfw unironically in this webm
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Are lad David Icke
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Can't get outta bed la
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>>78071892
no mate
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finally got a 2nd match on tinder
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>>78071923
The thing that enrages me most about this is the fake emotions, faces and reactions they pull
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>>78071838
seen
>>78071842
don't feel like a documentary
>>78071846
seen
>>78071857
can't stream it
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>>78071832
which would you like to talk about, educate me froganon
>>78071842
kino
also #2 with la madrina
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PARTY DOWN FOR THAILAD

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_n8TuSVmOrw
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>>78071944
The Beach
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>>78071969
overrated schizophrenic film

>>78071944
I, Origins
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>>78071923
the girl to the right of the hambeast pulls the biggest retard faces
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>>78071926
things don't often trigger me but anyone below the age of 40 who can't gracefully hop down from something like that needs a serious injury or deformity to justify it or needs shooting
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>>78071944
Blackthorne
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>>78071979
The Girl with The Dragon tattoo
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>>78071944
watch escape from L.A lad
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>>78071926
get that ass banned
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>>78071935
Go on, tell me then.


>>78071955
I quite like 17th/18th/19th.c things but i get a bit autistic about it and all the details, also like medieval warfare in general- you get all the amusing anecdotes and stories- especially with the crusades.
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>>78072006
not sure if you're kidding but i'm in milan
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I was born one time, I'll die one time
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redpill me on jake paul
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>>78072006
do you think the story about the dutch mercs getting drunk at the seige of munster during the anabaptist uprising and mistaking sunset for sunrise, attacking the city drunk and at night, getting themselves slaughtered its true?
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>>78072024
Fuck me i thought that red was orange
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>>78072024
Post a pic of the city pls. Want to see through your eyes
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Europe fertility: 1.6
Asia fertility: 2.2
South America fertility: 2.2
North America fertility: 2.1
Oceania fertility: 2.4

..........

Africa fertility: 4.7

Africans are going to literally destroy planet earth.
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Feel dumber since I stopped reading

I use basic vocabulary and sentence structure, I can't convey what I want to write properly sometimes
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Willies
Minges
Knobs
Fannies
Arses
Bellends
Bollocks
Bums
Knackers
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>>78072041
considering the austrian army attacked itself when the vanguard army had a party, and considering the war of the bucket, its probably true.
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>>78071983
maybe he was on some shit that messed up his depth/height perception??
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Is it honestly worth seeing someone about my OCD?
Does get really bad sometimes over the stupidest of things and becomes extremely unpleasant however I can function day to day perfectly well.
I know people see it as a meme illness 2bf but can the doctor or someone actually do anything about it?
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>>78072058
and plus all the horrid diseases that have been keeping them in check for millenia are rapidly being eradicated or sucessfully cured/treated
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>>78072060
Why would you stop reading
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>>78072058
Just means more servants for us surely?
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>>78072037
i was born on time, i'll die on time
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seeing normies react to GoT, cheering and grinning and clapping as men get burned alive has made me reconsider my view that most people are inherently good
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What is autism?
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>>78072048
eh i don't really take photos of the city. i've got some with friends in it, but it's a bit weird to post those on /brit/
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>>78072071
maybe, in that case I retroactively unfire my gun at him

but I think more likely he's just a fat mong who is scared of stairs, never mind a 2.5 ft ledge
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carseat headrest
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>>78072078
I had extreme OCD. It was cringy, embarrassing and autistic at times. I know how you feel

I forced myself out of it by some miracle, although I still have some minor remnants
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>>78071969
seen
>>78071979
seen
>>78071991
can't stream it
>>78072001
seen
>>78072003
can't stream it

didnt want this to drag on so long jesus christ
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Ethiopian please explain why you have internet access
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>>78072122
>can't stream it

how come you can't stream, is your internet fucking up?
try sicario if you havn't seen it
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>>78072122
Tangerines (2013)
Estonian/Georgian film

Starts of slow and boring but its really great
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need a gf by year end or there will be repercussions
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is 11 22 63 good
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>yeh fucking hate seppos mate
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rcwl-r6Lodg

honestly sounds like /int/
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>>78072122
The Big Lebowski
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>tfw you realize the Mexican national anthem isn't La Cucaracha
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*panics*
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>>78072133
international charity
they give them money to buy food
but they buy internet access to shitpost
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jC0BbeFd2zA

lay off my boy jake. he good people
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>>78072195
I despise this film
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>>78072207
hate these fucking chad cunts
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>>78072190
lot of good looking roosters in the UN
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>>78072190
israeli lad sounds like a mega homo
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haven't even learned much assembly with this book i'm reading but compared to what i used to know trying to use gdb on these hacking capture the flags, it's a massive difference. it's like being illiterate and them coming back and reading a book you looked at for a long time before you could read, just looking at the pictures. rate assembly language step by step VERY highly
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>>78072199
la CUCARAAAAAAAAAAAAAATCHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Cucaracha, Cucaracha, hoo hoo hoo hoo
Cucaracha, Cucaracha hoohoohoohoohoo
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>>78072134
internet's fine, netflix just doesn't have it available for streaming
also seen sicario
>>78072138
can't stream it
>>78072195
seen it
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All theory is grey my friends, and green alone the tree of life
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drugs, that i think are designed to keep us in a low vibrational state and, um, keep us, well, er, addicted
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the mancave
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>>78072224
me offscreen to the left on the rightmost panel
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>>78072205
He has a nice motorbike too though.
You think his dad is one of those corrupt government officials?
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>>78072263
But that's just a theory... A game theory.
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what's your favourite bible passage
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never sat in 1st class on a train
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took loads of screencaps of my gf while she fucked herself with a dildo on vid chat
very good wanking material for me personally
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>>78072285
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soundtracks in general are underrated
what I mean is people don't credit them enough when defining what separates something from being simply good, to great. Whether it be tv shows, films or video games
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>>78072311
it's 90% the same as runt class
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having a listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUN9sX86ZwA
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Post hoc ergo propter hoc
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Here we are...
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>>78072311
trains are a bit like the titanic

sure you can pay for 1st class and sit in silence with all the stiff cunts
or you can go on the cheap one and get pissed with all the scumbags and make a big mess and generally have a great time
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>>78072336
yep I think you're just paying to be around better people
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>>78072357
sour grapes the post
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>>78072280
Not comfy, not comfy at all, this is what you need
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>>78072379
don't understand this allegory
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>>78072357
its not russia mate wtf, I sit in 2nd class and its full of twats reading books
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>getting drunk on the train
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>>78072344
res ipsa loquitir
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>>78072383
fedora
>>
waves are the neurotransmitters of the universe
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>>78072398
You and I are going to have a serious talk, kid
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>>78072336
last time I travelled first class you got bigger seats, free wifi, a plug to charge stuff and a free newspaper
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>>78072390
is there a 3rd class?

I went from liverpool to birmingham and ended up getting tipsy and playing cards with some african bloke who was travelling on business

much better than reading
>>
why play squad with a squad and not have a mic

why
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>>78072406
are you an insurance salesman?
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>>78072403
don't talk smack about my culture yanko
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>>78072427
wtf nonce
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>>78072357
>or you can go on the cheap one and get pissed with all the scumbags and make a big mess and generally have a great time

who the fuck does this
literally never witnessed anything like this on a train
bogoff lying cretin
>>
>>78072427
nonce
>>
>>78072455
she looks easily over 18 lad
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>>78072461
you must live somewhere boring

literally every time I get the train there are several groups of people drinking
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>>78072397
genuinely think i might know the guy in the picture from high school
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>>78072478
t. the north
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>>78072425
only thing that matters there is free wifi and most trains have that standard now
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>>78072464
>>78072455
got it from reddit

reddit just got me v&.
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>>78072412
No, not at all. Fedora is the GoT room.
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/r9k/ is such a goldmine
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>>78072513
nah GoT new male aesthetic is normie now
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>>78072496
correct
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what do you think he was thinking?
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business idea: /brit/ meetup on a cross country train going from derby station and stopping off in scunthorpe
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>>78072559
is that fucking randy

ahahahhaagahagaga
>>
cant afford trains, cant afford waitrose, cant afford m&s, been on a plane twice in my life
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>>78072559
I'm going to die wearing khakis and someone's going to get a photo of it
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>>78072587
RUNT LIFE
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>>78072550
nu-males *are* fedora


Also really hate the captcha where you have to select all cars and the pictures slowly dafe and are replaced and you end up clicking like 20 different cars.
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>>78072427
you have instilled a new desire in me
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she wants a man from hackney
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>>78072608
scroll to bottom of page
click settings
click quotes and replying
click the box that says legacy captcha
save settings
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>>78072559
>"Where did my shirt go? I swear I came with a shirt"
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>>78072559
poor guy
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why do people keep calling Chloe Ayling a model?

she's nowhere near the standard
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>he's over 20 and a virgin

ahhahahaahhhahahhhaah
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>le nü-male boogeyman
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>>78072656
Lost mine right at 20 desu
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>>78072632
wh-wha
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>>78072656
pretty sure this lad is lol
>>78072646
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You are now imagining your oneitis getting shagged by her bf
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>>78072632
I suppose thats better, thanks anon
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>>78072656
16 for me
almost exactly 8 years ago to the day :/

been in love twice, used up my maximum amount of true loves per lifetime
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>>78072687
Too dead inside for it to even bother me anymore
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>>78072687
don't have a oneitis anymore
lost the ability to love imo
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>>78072316
post?
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>>78072687
Rustles my jimmies a bit, but I just have to forget about her and move on.
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>>78072687
>imagining myself fucking my gf
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>been in love twice, used up my maximum amount of true loves per lifetime
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heeeeeeeee

he he hue hue huhhh
>>
About a week and a bit after the initial coconut fuck (I had been using it pretty much every day since then) I begin to notice a few more flies than usual as well as an odd, unpleasant smell about my room. Must be the coconut right? So I decide that I'll fuck it once more before I throw it out and get a new one.
Worst mistake I have ever made.
You see, the reason for the increased number of flies was that the coconut was evidently, in hindsight, a nearly perfect place to lay eggs. As I penetrate the coconut one last time I begin to feel a strange wriggling sensation. Puzzled, I pull my cock out to discover that it is COVERED in rotted and moldy butter and semen and TEEMING WITH TINY FUCKING MAGGOTS. They were wriggling all over my dick head and some were even trying to force their way up into my urethra.
I screamed, and threw the coconut against the wall which made the situation worse by spilling the contents. Hours of vigorous cock scrubbing, vomiting, and cleaning the remnants were spent reflecting on what the fuck I was doing with my life.
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>>78072730
no it's full on penetration
shan't be getting banned and posting pics of my gf without her consent at the same time
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Lmao wtf is jewish posture. Howling at poltards
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>>78072702

Havent actually had sex yet, had a gf for a while but not much contact and didnt work out well, sort of nearly stopped caring, been alone for a lot of my time.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9QHak8h1AQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jfFTT3iz740
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>>78072786
but most peoples posture is like laurens
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>>78072794
cracking post
>>
Dire Straits are unironically the most underrated band of the past 30 years
>>
getting a nigger to suck me tonight
>>
>>78072847
no one cares liam
>>
Ah, yank hours
>>
>>78072793
iktf
in my mind you can't really go looking for these type of things. Either they'll happen organically or they won't
>>
why don't I have more matches lads
>>
>yanks pronounce liam as "leem"

ah yes
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>>78072786
/pol/ is the death of the mind
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getting a suck to nigger me tonight
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>>78072904
>>78072904
>>78072904
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>>78072883
blinder of a post this one
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>>78072398
>rapes and murders but normies still like him
lol'd
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