Your country gets into a full scale war with the Australian military...

Yes, we will build a dam around their whole continent and drain all their water. That way we can kill of all their civilians within 4-5 days.

So essentially you're country gets taken over by the Chinese.

>>78041207
Why keep trying to force this shitty meme? We have nearly twice as many bongs in Australia than slant eyes. Hell, we have roughly the same number of street shitters but you fucking idiots aren't trying to force the idea that Australia is an Indian colony, are you?

Dumb fucking yank cunt.

We have Emus in zoos so yeah

>>78041239
Nice, do they get involved in the donkey shows? I'd pay to gawk at that.

>>78041249
We don't allow animals on shows anymore
:( I'm really sorry to disappoint you
You'll have to settle with watching our weather forecasts

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>>78041236
>he's mad his chinese landlord just raised rent

My country has some money for emus so.. its okay

i'm better of exporting the low-class scum that lives in the slums and win the war culturally and abuse human rights when they attempt to kill them

>>78041236

常喂...你好吗?

>>78041236
calm down bruce

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>>78041301
emu mercenaries?

>>78041395
>russian bears v emus
Who wins?

>>78041583
i am not sure, emus seem to have more combat experience

Australian military is one of the best in the world. We could beat every single country in the Southern Hemisphere desu

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=pKgf6_Mn7V4