Why the fuck are the "people" in this country so fucking

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Why the fuck are the "people" in this country so fucking fat? I'm certain on average they're probably fatter than americans at this point honestly, worst thing is when you see a fat couple pushing a stroller with about half dozen other fat kids that will just scrounge and complain about being fat the rest of their lives, its actually impossible to find a girl who isn't overweight here who will shag you unless you have great social skills or if you're paying and even then its better to go with an eastern european girl or even a monkey because at least they'll be much more appreciative and most likely not overweight in the slightest.

I wish I could just go up to random eastern european couples on the street and ask the guy if I can cum on his gf's arse for £150 and not get punched or told "are you being serious?" "what do you want from me?" "fuck off"
Why isn't this allowed, why can't I just walk up to a girl ask them to kick me and spit on me for money? Its painful, just today I was waiting at the traffic lights and a girl in trackies passed me inches away between myself and the metal pole, she wasn't fat either looked around 17-19 why would she torment me like this? I would never take advantage of her maybe she could just brush past my crotch a little bit and then kick me in my tummy, spit in my face and call me a faggot.