>tfw no Russian gf >tfw you'll never live in a comfy

>>78013710
Good.

>>78013710
Why?

Just go to Russia. Few "la-la, bonjorno, abruzzo" and ull find ur self a girl. Tell her stories about beautiful Tuscany countryside while she make a hearty Borscht and she ll follow u anywhere(to Italy, i mean)

>>78013710
Good. None of those things sound very pleasant.

>>78013886
I can't right now, but in the near future I will most certainly visit Russia.

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>half-Slav/half-Italian

On paper it sounds interesting but TRUST me..this is to be avoided at all costs

>>78014114
literally my calssmate, he is fucking faggot

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>>78014587
And host to a myriad of other severe mental health issues undoubtedly

Us attentive Amerilard mutts know a thing or two about who can and can't mix two and these two Groups are at the top of that list.

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>>78013710
What is HER NAME

I've searched for her for such a long time, but can't find anything, even in vodka runes

>>78014880
nah hes normie af

>>78015066
I don't know but I know my heart belongs to her ;_;

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SAUCE. I need sauce niggers

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Faggots

>>78013710
>>tfw you'll never have half-Slav children
try to avoid this

t. half slav

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>>78015456
What is her fucking name, Luigi?

>>78016224
I guess we will never get to know her name. Reverse image search leads to several 2ch threads and there is no name or links despite all the sauce requests in those threads.

>>78016831
may suck as kid cuz u will get bullied for being EE but once you are young adult it is great being basically two nationalities

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>>78016845
>tries to get famous posting pics on the internet
>nobody knows her goddamn fucking name
Fuck nips and you fucking russians

>>78016905
It is not great. I wish I was either full Norwegian or full Russian.

>>78016831
But what if you were born a girl?

>>78016914
Shes not that great

>>78017077
normal girl in russia is hot outside of russia

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>>78017077
I don't know how you'd think she isn't extremely cute and sexy. What is great for you, then? cp doesn't count.

>>78016972
doesnt matter since you are autist

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MUST

HAVE

RUSSIAN

GF

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italian girl are cool

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>>78018011
Please Mario, find her name. I have to acquire her as shy dominatrix gf

>>78013710
You should be luckily for this.

>>78018733
I'll find her name. But she's mine.

>>78018733
she looks like a responsible father

>>78013710
>>78016914
Why do Russians look hapa?

>>78020168
why do asian people have such round faces and flat noses? Are there any asians really asians that have a nice bone structure?

>>78020168
Who knows?
Maybe the fact that we are actual multinational society and not one ethnicity?

I can really easy to find myself qt asian girl If Would have wanted or some blond nord looking one or something different

>>78020237
>says monkey

>>78020680
Argues with meme, nice evasion you smelly yellow subhuman chinese, I wish all of your kind(japs) would leave here

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>>78014114
>this is to be avoided at all cost
?

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>had to work with qt Russian exchange student for a uni project
>she already had an Italian bf

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>>78013710

>>78020953
>TFW you'd want to marry an Eastern Euro but you have Jewblood and are therefore thoroughly unattractive even when compared to Albanians

>>78020953
cuck

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>>78019670
Too late faggot, she's already mine.

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>>78021533

>>78013710
>tfw no Chiara gf

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>>78020168
Because we (the proud people of Chingis Khan) has enslaved and raped picsrelated for centuries to achieve OP pic. And we're very flattered that you like the result of our hard work.

Male shitskins love slavs?

>>78013886
>how to attract a goldgigger

>>78013971
if you want good cool gf who loves you, you need to attract her not because you are desirebale hot mediiterianian macho foregner from prosperous first worrld - that way she will easuly change you for another italian, lol - but becase you ATTRACTIVE for any girl, both italian and russian girls.

and if you want russian gf, serious relations, search her in the uni/job, not in clubs or fuckign dating sites

>>78016914
>tries to get famous posting pics on the internet
she doesnt. just some creep foudn her VK and started downloading all

also google 'girl single handedly fightes bra', you will dinf 10/10 hot russian girl. shebecamse famous and deleted her VK :( i was late: i found it, it contained 600+ pics, but next day she deleted her accoutnr because of tons of creeps from all of the world, incl SA and ME.

>>78021924
A friend of mine studied abroad in Russiaa few years back and met a girl at the university he was at. I believe they're still together

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>>78018733
>shy dominatrix

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>>78013710
>>78015066
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>>78016548
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>>78017441
>>78018011
>>78021545

>hungry skeleton
>no ass
>no tits
>no hips
>looks like a 14 yo boy with long hair and bangs

at least post some actually attractive slavs

>>78016224
name is: galina potiemkin

>>78021923
yes because shitskins are selfhaters

>>78022428
Who is this ejaculation nation?

>>78022428
You posted exactly the same type of girl, except for the Mario's choice have aesthetic coiffure, and her hand looks more thin = girly.

>ywn increase Russia's birth rate by having lots of kids with your Russian waifu

why even live

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>>78022813
Russians ALWAYS so wildly unimpressed by the outright outrageous Beauty of their own women.....can you even IMAGINE the beauty their women possess, When all these literal goddesses that are regularly plastered all over these threads are barely worthy of their glance.

>>78023249
They are fucking average.
I don't know if you are trolling or surrounded by gorillaz 24/7.

I don't give a fuck about these females precisely because of fact that they try so hard to look attractive so they would get some rich guy or foreigner from Europe to notice them and put a ring on their finger.

I hope you will find a russian girl that you will marry and once she marry you she will divorce and take half of your property with her.

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>>78023249
What I didn't say that I don't like Russian women. It's just girls that posted itt are not 10/10 imo. And I dont' distinguish Russian girls from the other Slavic girls - they all on par with Russians. Although by my observations through erotic studios Ukrainians and Hungarians are slightly better. Maybe. Maybe not.

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>ywn have a lithuanian wife
>ywn live with her in a chruščiovkė
>ywn teach her and your children Spanish, and move to Germany
>ywn ever be happy

Should i end myself already folks?

>>78023586
Might just be because they're foreign to us, whereas you actually know what Russian women are like, and we just fill in what we don't know about them with our imagination.

>>78017046
the question we all ask ourselves at night

>>78023761
hot, post more

>>78016831
what's wrong with you mate

>>78023761
He пoню, пoчeмy вы вceгдa cкaжeтe, чтo вaши дeвoчки нe кpacивыe или oни плoхиe. Иди cюдa, и пoймeтe чтo yжacныe жeнщины.

>>78024072
I would.

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>>78024749
Yes, your ancestors had a great joy watching beautiful women burning during auto-da-fe.

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>tfw I will never have a useless, pampered, ungrateful and outright abusive russian cutiegf

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>ywn be a Met-Art photographer auditioning thousands of beautiful young Russian girls and fucking them after every shoot

>>78025143
How the fuck do you even know about that? We just burnt the witches senpai.

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RUSSIAN WOMEN ARE MADE FOR ANAL SEX

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>>78025685
Anal sex is the most disgusting thing imaginable.

>>78016914
>>78017441
>>78018011
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>>78016224
Omg I know this girl from /r9k/
Hello It's me uncle Anon

>>78013710
You've been making this threads for weeks now. The reason this will never happen is because you're an autistic retard.

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>>78025601
>portuguese burned thousands of these

>>78025685
BRAZILIAN WOMEN ARE MADE FOR CARTEL'S MACHETES

>>78025768
whites from your cunt have dirty assholes

>>78025997
btw do you mean we burnt white girls? I don't think that was the criteria.

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stop fetishizing slavic girls

>>78026209
All assholes are dirty. No exception.

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>>78026372
I don't fetishize them, I just like how they look. Look at this cute face, you won't find this here in Norway.

>>78023249
At least you're not british

>>78026534
Nordic girls are best potential mothers, tall, strong jaws and facial features overall, high IQ, lack of melanin if i ever were to have 5 kids it would be only with skandinavian

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>>78026618
Slavs are also big and strong, and we, like everyone else, also have runty women. I too like scandi women, but I like eastern facial features a lot also.

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>>78026816
slavs are worthless

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>>78027006
That was an ironic post, you should not get the feels from that one. Here is the one you should get feels from.

>tfw no Nastenka..

>>78027036
No, you shouldn't hate your own people. Why do you say this?

>>78026618
They think they're better than everyone. Russian girls are down to earth, family first type of people.

t. has russian gf

>>78027236
>They think they're better than everyone

They are, as far as women are concerned

>>78027128
im only being honest

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>>78027128
I went post-ironic with it Because I did not really understand if you were insulting or projecting So I played it safe

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>tfw no lucio

>>78023353
post more of that smug brunette putin.

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>>78027236
I knew it!...all that beauty AND they are WAY better at being women then Western THOTS

>>78027389
>they are WAY better at being women then Western THOTS
This. They actually act like women and not like dickless men

>>78027389
>>78027443
t. never actually met a russian woman besides looking at pictures on 4chan

>>78027236
That is just a general mentality problem with women in modern society. Perhaps more here than in eastern europe, perhaps not, I don't know, but it is present all over.

>>78027286
I like you.

>>78027492
Sorry Chang, I am not going to marry your cousin to let her escape from China

>>78026618
But they are retarded bbc lovers and whores and not pretty as slav girls.

>>78027566
You're not going to marry anyone because you're a NEET who forms his views of the world based on an anime website.

>italians
I had a childhood friend who was italian. I always called him mexican for fun and he would get extremely mad at me everytime and probably holds a grudge to this day about it.
the last time i talked to him was like half a decade ago when i unironically had normiebook, called him a faggot as banter on one of his pictures and he blocked me forever

>>78027608
Reverse psychology won't work on me. She and her sideways vagina can rot in some smartphone factory for all I care
>>78027618
He probably was Mexican for real

>>78027618
if you are so bad, fuck you fat cunt

>>78026561
True.

>>78027572
they are just as pretty if not more thing is there is like 100 million slavic girls and 15 million of nordic ones

>>78027710
Stop making these threads you autistic faggot.

>>78027739
Okey, show me some PRETTY scand girl and I will rate her,

>>78027710
are italians really weird with who goes in their house? for some reason only like one of the people in our childhood group regularly went over to his house.
>>78027723
sorry, what?

>>78027608
savage
>>78027618
>calling your friends faggots on smn
american underage tier banter

>>78027807
i dont have any pictures

>>78027821
Didn't you understand my english?
You seem like asshole and bad person. if that's true fuck yourself fat fedora man.
>>78027868
Find. Or you are just don't know what about you say.

>>78027995
im not gonna search for any pictures mainly because it proves nothing, only advantage slav women have over nords is that they hate foreigners and brown people, in everything else they are inferior

>>78028066
> hate foreigners and brown people
This is essential though, not something to be lightly brushed off as a small advantage.

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>>78027723
Russians are always pissed off at everything, yet get more pissed off when other people are pissed off even when it has nothing to do with them

>>78027832
he was doing some really gay double peace sign asian girly pose. it had to be said.

>tfw half slav
>>78023761
Her face reminds me of those creepy reconstructions they do of Jane Does to try and find someone who can identify the body.

>>78028066
>in everything else they are inferior
Ha lol.
>strong jaws and tall
meh. are you gay?

>pic
For me she is the best swedsih woman. The rest are mediocore, not bad or ugly. I think average scand girl is better than slav one, but there were not many really 10/10 among scand girls.
>>78028208
Why did you do all this to him?

>>78027995
>You seem like asshole and bad person.
Eh, I was kinda a dick but we were still good buddies. I didn't tell him this everyday

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>>78028177
I like you

>>78027279
I meant in people's term. They think they're better than, for example, me, cuz they're nordic.

>>78027389
No doubt. You'll find a lot of tryhards, but if you look outside the big cities, you'll find all the women stereotypes. And they'll happily follow them.

>>78027513
Women in East Europe are taught like our grammas were taught. It's the last generation you'll be able to snatch a cute adorable lady that will be a wife and not a woman for a partner.

>>78028801
also, be prepared to marry early and have kids early as well. Their biological clocks are WAY faster than european's. Russians having sons in their 30s is considered old. Here's basically the average.

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This is my girlfriend.

>>78028901
>child starlets
ivan, i...

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>>78028927
We have no sex. Only after wedding,

>>78029033
LIAR!

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>>78028351
that's a pretty fucked up analogy, anon

She's a Crimean Tatar btw.

>>78028901
>Washington in the background

I was struck with General Washington. You had prepared me to entertain a favorable opinion of him, but I thought the one half was not told me. Dignity with ease, and complacency, the Gentleman and Soldier look agreeably blended in him. Modesty marks every line and feature of his face. Those lines of Dryden instantly occurred to me
“Mark his Majestick fabrick! he’s a temple
Sacred by birth, and built by hands divine
His Souls the Deity that lodges there.
Nor is the pile unworthy of the God.”

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>>78029158
I am too lazy and not interested in engilsh to learn it. So i didn't read

>>78028801
>I meant in people's term. They think they're better than, for example, me, cuz they're nordic.
Doubt it's that big of a problem.

>Women in East Europe are taught like our grammas were taught. It's the last generation you'll be able to snatch a cute adorable lady that will be a wife and not a woman for a partner.
This is what I want, some may have that upbiringing, some not, but the ones I have met here home have had that and I really want that. Even if
>marry early and have kids early as well
Afterall, we have women to get kids with, not only to have fun together with. Only problem is I won't have money until I am 24-5 because I fell for the university meme.

>>78029262
>the university meme
what meme? explain

>>78028561
Ferguson is Swedish surname?

>>78029483
I will study now and in 5 years I will have a degree and get a job, but if I didn't study I would have job now as a skilled labourer and earn the same money, only starting earning them earlier. And I would know a useful skill and I wouldn't have to study, which is a pain.

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>>78029492
She is half british или типa тoгo

>>78029559
what job are you talking about?

>>78029622
I will be a teacher. If I hadn't chosen this I think I would have gone for electrician, but I don't remember very well it was long ago I chose my route.

Now, being a teacher is really good job here. Earn fairly well, good hours of course and a bit more holiday than normal + benefits like pension and shit that I haven't checked out too much, but I start my life 5 years later and in debt. It is stupid. Had I been electrician I would earn more money than I will, now, and not be in debt to begin with.

>>78027618
>I always called him mexican for fun
what is the difference though?
both are brown
both are short
both are smelly
both are loud
both their greatest contribution to humanity is overrated food
both have green, white and red flags
both speak with the same annoying accent
both speak similar languages
both get extremely butthurt if you don't cook their food exactly like their grandma used to.
both are we wuz
they both hate their own countrymen more than anything.
both countries are overran by ciminal organizations
etc

>>78029617
She looks Russian.

>>78029712
You choose wisely..I'm 20 years into "skilled Labourer" with 20 more to go and I'm getting tired.

All my peers and I universally agree that we should have taken life more seriously...IE university and not rushed into tough jobs cuz young and $$$.

I'm 75% mixed Germanic/Celtic/Italic, and 25% Slavic, yet I still look like le liberator face.

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All the other girls you've posted itt are indeed cute, sexy and pretty. But they're NOT as pretty as she.

>>78029885
I know it takes a toll, but that is meant to be part of life.. Idk, I don't care so much about the money, I just feel so bummed out at having to study for 5 more years essentially putting my life on hold. When I'm 25 that is quite late to start having kids, and to do that the same time I buy a house and shit? Fuck man, it just doesn't feel right. I am excited about being a teacher though, relaxed and fun profession, but I also feel like a little child, not knowing any practical skills myself.

What do you work as?

>>78029847
Ha нeгo пoхoжa, кaк мнe кaжeтcя.

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>>78030069

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yeah feels bad man

>>78029998
I've fucked your on the party.

>>78030283
>your
her

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>>78030283
?

>>78030346
She remind me the girl from my school that I can't find in vk.

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>>78030339
No, you haven't.

>>78030375
Find her faggot.

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>>78030164
Fake picture, there are no streets in Russia.

>>78030417
Fuck yourself. Register in vk and try to find her in findface.

I don't understand why almost no-one uses VK. It is all you can need from social media network. No cancer, no shitty functions that don't work, the page loads quickly and you have both music and video player there. Best fucking social media site ever.

>I have 1 friend on VK and that is a woman who just wanted to promote her band

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>>78030028
Railroad signalman(maintainer) Electrician/specialized craft

Spend YEARS traveling living in hotels doing construction...then "bid" a technician type job "Maintainer" and have your own stretch of track/signal systems that you repair and maintain

>tfw on call 24/7

>>78013710
>you'll never teach her Italian and move to Italy

why would you impose such a torture on her?

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>>78030507
I wanna see your page.

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>>78030495
I already tried that, nigger.

>>78030559
kek...It seems like Mediterranean mythical old world fantasy land to an Illinois farmboy....WHY do you guys hate it so much???

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>>78030631
Wtf with you monkey?

>>78013710
m8 u know you can just head up to milan and meet some qt russian model? i met one a few weeks back, she was 18y/o, exactly the kind of girl that is posted here everyday and obsessed with my eyes. she was crazy.

but i am not an italian.

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>>78030703
You're the russian, you should at least know where is this, right?

>>78030686
it's full of trashy italians. some people here are cool, but many are trashy jersey shore kind of people.

>>78030601
I don't want to give out my real identity to random Ивaны on a peruvian frog trading forum.. I had other VK profile long ago for some reason, and there random Ivans just started messaging me, and some weird chick who roleplayed viking and nazi.

>>78030537
That sounds horrible. I can\t imagine being on call 24/7. Maybe I did choose the right path. That's the kind of shit that saps you.

>>78030769

benis

>>78030703
Everyone is rude to you by default

I'm starting to understand Russian anger better

>>78030769
I don't know.
>>78030790
You dissapointed me
This is me vk com lily_of__the_valley

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>>78030845
But I'm not really anger you fucking piece of shit fucking dick and cunt
Just kidding
very funny
i know

>>78013710
>half slav half Italian kids
This is what peak degeneracy looks like.

>>78030922
>anger
angry

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>>78030835
>>78030869
Fuck you

>>78030845
>>78030922
I actually like russians, but hate commies. So it's a confusing situation.

>>78031029
Where are you getting this?

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>>78031060
Some russian chan, I think its 2ch hk

>>78031060
Brazilian pedophiles love Russian girls.

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>>78030772
>trashy jersey shore kind of people

ugh...maybe Illinois aint so bad after all

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Not related to the thread, but reminds me of kittens

>>78031230
You would know that.

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>>78031276
кoт

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>>78031333
Is that a boy or a girl (male)?

>>78031333
kot looks sick

>>78031276
cute boy

>>78031425
kittens was a girl actually. just tomboy.

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>>78031389
DON\T EVER INSULT BEAUTIFUL MARIA LIKE THAT AGAIN.

>>78031397
Yes, poor кoт. I don't think it is hers though, here is Maria's cat.

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This girl is basically the same as her, but doesn't come even near to how cute my wife is

>>78031491
She's clearly not kittens

>>78013710
Knowing the language is literally the only thing stopping you from getting a Russian gf. Russian women/girls on average are more approachable and friendly than western women.
They're also suckers for foreign and exotic shit.

>>78031524
sick kot looks much cuter desu. she should ve healed that kot and adopt.

>>78031573
I don't agree, I like the black one better. But white one was cute too. Maybe she did heal it, I don't know.

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>>78031524
(((she))) looks like a guy, mate

Also, prepare to hhnnngg hard

>>78031546
>marrying in year 2017
i dont know man.

and yeah thats not kittens i was having doubts as well.

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>>78031682
Do you like natashas?

>>78031671
i dont really like fluffy cats they look fat. office i work in has a stupid cat i really like it. its pretty thin and athletic.

>>78031722
i had my time with a natasha years ago to be honest.

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>>78031682
Someday I'll impregnate her

>captcha: pizza robin

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>>78031276
Brazilian pedophile arrested in Russia for trying to have sex with underage girls.

>>78020889
They're extremely Jewish, would not bang

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>>78031848
i really like... adult type women with well developed body actually. like monica belluci my god.

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>>78031551
>They're also suckers for foreign and exotic shit.
Except if you are an autistic and boring talker

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did anyone here ever had a time with underage girl?

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>>78031882
Looks like a guy I know. Anyway, I'm too poor to even consider traveling abroad.

>>78031922
I also like that type of woman. But this girl is special.

>>78031965
Meh, I feel like Russia's autistic enough to have a lot of female robots.
Finding them is another thing. No idea how to do that.

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>>78031980
Luckily no. If I ever gfed a girl like her, I'd unironically wait till she got older.

>>78032036
and why is that? what happens when she gets older other than some legal shit?

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>>78031677
No, she doesn't. She is a beautiful woman.

>>78031731
I like big, fluffy cats. I like everything big and fluffy.

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>>78032077
Both I wouldn't get fucked by law, and she'd be more mature. She would actually measure the consequences of benis in bagina.

>>78032034
Soon i will enter university, there i will find out if i can still make it or i should just keep death-gripping until my dick falls off, knowing that i won't ever use it

>>78032185
>primejailbait.com

>>78032105
what else can be big and fluffy anyways

>>78032185
girls generally understand the consequences of benis in bagina starting from age 15-16.

>>78032220
What went wrong in high school?

>>78032220
That's okay, you should really only kill yourself if you don't get a gf after like ~~2 years in Uni.

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>>78032232
kek, I noticed that too

>>78032245
Yeah, 16 is probably a good age for most girls, but depends on the girl.

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Russians help me.

I'm trying to find a music video I saw a while back in Russian where Hitler and some gestapo dance around on a map of Europe to pop music.

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>>78032296
I went through the whole 5 years and I'm still a virgin

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>>78032567
You had a 11yo gf?

>>78032567
?

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>>78032567
>>78032628
>>78032635
I quoted the wrong post, it was meant for >>78032270

>>78031882
>that bar spacing

burger holding cell detected

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>>78032695
ayy how did that happen
also studying what and whatcha doing now senpai?

>>78032628
i had a 15-16 couple of times

>>78032695
why are you guys such downers i dont get it.

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>>78031899
Slovene is jew-slav?

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>>78032695
I'm sorry to hear that Luigi. I'm in my fourth year and still a virgin.

>>78032751
Please teach us your byzantine methods of talking to girls.

>>78032748
>ayy how did that happen
Being a socially awkward autist in an engineering course
>also studying what and whatcha doing now senpai?
Industrial plant design and management, now working for a company that does a lot of work for Russian contractors, ironically. But the client's representatives are always old, dumb men and never cute girls. Maybe if I get sent to overlook some project there I'll have a chance, but it's probably just wishful thinking on my part

>>78032876
idk i am just polite and pretty confident. i also hit on a lot of girls to increase chances. usual stuff you know.

>>78032270
Wew are you sure?

...but shitalian women are frigid af, so probably that's the problem

Same problems here bruh.
Except the commieblock during winter part, I do that every year.

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>>78032965
I'm polite, but not even remotely confident. What do you think I could do to change that? I'm already trying to stop being a little shit faggot.

>>78033070
Is russia really depressing, cold and grey like russian autists make it sound here on 4chan?

>>78032962
>engineering
makes more sense now, well you don't seem to be doing too bad considering you have a decent job. I think you'll make it.
>>78033037
no idea about Italian women, are they like Brazilian/Spanish as in all bundas and no brains?

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>>78032965
where do you hit on girls?


especially 15 yr olds...j-just curious

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>>78032245
Norwegian Forest Cat of course

>>78033110
it ll sound cliche but sports give a lot of confidence. you can start doing sports, get in shape, lift a little bit.

also money or success obviously gives confidence but not as much as sports for sure. there are so many stupid betas in engineering for example even though they are kinda successful. i was one of them too couple of years ago.

>>78033145
Since I lived here all my life, to me it's simply normal.

>>78033236
chat sites where else? i cant really just go and talk to 15-16 year olds as a 27 year old it would look weird.

>>78033298
that actually looks nice

>>78033145
>cold
only for a few weeks in total
>depressing and grey
only in march and november

poorfugs are just always depressed

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>>78033324
Wtf, that's not cliche at all. Never heard of it, actually. Does any "sports" count? For example, just exercising the body or does it have to include competition with other people?

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>>78033363
ayy, a'ight T*rkbro, I don't really think I'd get anywhere chatting up qt-s online since they probably get hundreds of messages there but maybe I'll try my semi-ironic asshole shtick


G'Night fags.

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>>78033535
Good night discount finn

>>78033413
well no i dont do any competition, i actually started doing sports for the sole purpose of losing weight, getting into shape etc. and i dont even go to a gym, i just run outside around my neighborhood. well it adds confidence because it gives a sense of accomplishment and success.

for example when i first started doing actual sports about a year ago i was only able to walk, i couldnt run for even 20 seconds and my body always failed me. then slowly as i lost weight and walked more and more i started to be able to run short distances. now 1 year later i run about 2-2.5 kms non stop. this kind of sports always gives a sense of accomplishment and then it creates a confidence, like, "you are good you can do it!" type of stuff and it also effects your daily life as well. same applies for school/work as well. i ll also go a step further and say confidence breeds even more confidence like a snowballing effect. of course you should know where to stop though or people will think you are arrogant.

you can go to gym, its a very nice place to socialize with others and get some chicks, a friend of mine regularly does it. so when a chick is trying to lift that slimy bastard goes to her and is like "let me help" and starts a convo. it doesnt work all the time of course but eventually works on someone. i just dont like gyms, i dont really lift as much as he does, i can do everything at my home and i hate running on treadmill it gets really boring.

>>78033535
>get hundreds of messages there
they of couse get thousands of messages online but that shouldnt stop you. there is always a girl hungry for your dick, its just you didnt meet her yet.

>>78032105
>>78031524


Am I the only one who thinks this ""woman"" is ugly as fuck? Looks like the dude from aphex twin

>>78033947
she looks alright

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>>78033700
I actually like doing sports, but I don't really have much time. I have 1h of "freetime" during weekdays, and even then on weekends, I have college stuff to do. So, my main problem is time.

I also don't really like gym, it feels better to just train in the open.

But then again, I don't really want any girl, I wanted to talk to this one girl I always see at university, but I don't even know how to approach someone.

>>78033700
>well it adds confidence because it gives a sense of accomplishment and success.
Really? I've always been among the best academically speaking, won science competitions and shit, never got bullied and people mostly respect me or ignore me. If it's about my career and my future I'm pretty confident i can become "someone".
Yet, fact of the matter is that any girl wants to run away after sitting and talking with me for more than 5 minutes if it's not school/work-related. I like myself, i like how i am and i wouldn't want to become someone else, but i can see the that I'm just not romantically attractive to women. Can't fly if you didn't have any wings to start with i guess

>>78034071
does she and you have any common courses? hell if you are sure she doesnt have a bf or something you can just outright go and say "hello" as well. it will not hurt anyone.

>>78033947
Not ugly af, but below 6 for my tastes on women

>>78034113
to be honest its also up to you as a person to monetize your own assets. you cant expect girls to suck on your dick just because you have good grades. but you can use this psychologically, see you are good at certain things, you are able to succeed where most people fail. you can use this idea to boost your confidence. its always like this though, with sports as well. most people cant run for 10 seconds, i run pretty fast for 2.5 kms non-stop. so i succeed where most people fail and i use these type of ideas to prove myself that i am capable of doing shit which boosts my confidence.

>>78034113
>wants to run away after sitting and talking with me for more than 5 minutes

Why is this, Do you ask her questions and listen to her answers.....try treating it like an interview and conceal any nervous ticks you might have

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>>78034116
She studies law, I do CS, so not a single course in common with her. She's single, this I am sure. I have a friend whose brother studied with her in high school and is her acquaintance. I'm trying to build courage to go and talk to her, but she's always with her two (female) friends, and waiting for her bus.

The problem is that I fear that she wouldn't like to talk. It's a case in which I cannot possibly fuck up. I want to befriend her, get to know each other, and then marry her.

>>78034427
well idk, easiest way to talk to a girl is to befriend a friend of hers and then try to find a chance while you people are all around each other.

you want to find a topic to talk about? read cicero, his books are pretty short and the guy is like the god of roman (and probably modern) law. she 100% took a roman law course (its mandatory in turkey for example to take a roman law course in law degree) and you can talk about how interesting it is. it ll surely impress her too because a CS guy is reading cicero and interested in law for... why exactly?!

>>78034512
Huh, I'm fucked then. One of the two main problems is that I don't know how to approach people, not only girls, but anyone. If someone starts talking to me and brings up topics, I can maintain a conversation. So, I don't know how I could befriend a friend.

The other main problem is what I said before. I really really really don't want to fuck up.

And I might read it, but I doubt they need to study that. Well, anyway, my brother graduated law here, so I'm going to ask him something that could help.

>>78034752
well so what if you fuck up? there are thousands of other girls all around you.

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>>78034797
Not like her. She's literally the prettiest girl I've seen, and by what that guy who knows her told me, she's also has an adorable personality.

>>78034307
I get the idea, but i can't help thinking that having x skill and having sex appeal are just sand from 2 completely different bags
>>78034321
Mostly i do what i call "necro-bumping" the conversation ie keep it going even though it should have died. Let me give you an example
>(me) hi
(girl) Hi
>how are you?
Fine
>oh I'm fine too, what are you doing?
Nothing
(This is the moment when it should have died)
>what did you eat for lunch?
>did you see that guy with the dog walking over there?
>what books do you like to read? Oh that one? I haven't read it
>oh uh so what music do you like?
>any music? So you like this (insert meme song like remove kebab or anime shit)?
As you noticed i "kept asking questions" but it only resulted in the conversation becoming a boring and awkward mess. I guess my random changes between nervious virgin and ice cold apathetic body language don't help.

>>78034863
well idk, this type of mentality may stop you from ever acting.

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>>78034929
I already know this, my byzantine friend. But I don't know what to do.

>>78034899
I can relate to that.

>>78034899
no they arent actually ivan, every skill has its own sex appeal. there are girls that are extremely attracted to intelligence, physique, hardworking or even beta faggots. you just have to know your strengths and act accordingly. by training you can increase the span of your skills of course and increase your chances with different type of girls. like you can do sports, get in shape and voila you have the physique, girls who are attracted to it now also consider you as a good candidate. this applies to anything in your life actually not bedding girls. you guys should really read sun tzu.

-All warfare is based on deception.
-Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him.
-What is essential in war is victory, not prolonged operations.
-What is of supreme importance in war is to attack the enemy's strategy.
-He who knows when he can fight and when he cannot will be victorious.

and so on.

>>78013710
>tfw no Russian gf
Russian men seem to disagree with you one Russian women being angels
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hctaPjJ7Ug

>tfw you'll never live in a comfy commieblock in Moscow during winter

commieblocks are not compfy, and eastern European winters will kill meds like you.
Commieblocks were planned to last 30years. Most of them have exceeded their planned lifespan. They are mouldy and crumbly.
>tfw you'll never teach her Italian and move to Italy

You already live in Italy
>tfw you'll never have half-Slav children

half slav half italian childer. They are called Romanians luigi

>>78013710

In this ITT post I shall attempt to name the Soviets from memory:

Russia

Estonia, Latvia and Lithuania

Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan, Turkmenistan, Tajikistan, Kyrgyzstan, Azerbaijan

Georgia and Armenia

Belarus and Ukraine

um... Bulgaria? (should be 15 total)

>>78035572
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=144v1AyioGk

>>78035733
>Bulgaria?
Heт
Moldova

>>78035070
just be good looking

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What's this song?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQNCSsvIFl0

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>>78035733
Good job...I would have missed a stan or two

Why was I born in this country of semen demons? I can't go outside without those barely dressed witches reminding me about how lonely I am. If I lived in some western country I could at least blame my problems on SJWs and shit.

>>78036254
Is russia really full of qts?

>>78036276
It is

>>78036276
Judging by the way you westerners react to pictures of average girls, it is.

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I want to move to tartar and get a cute anime gf

>>78036364
Tartar is a type of sauce, the republic is called Tatarstan. Bashkortostan also has some great women.

>>78035973
I'm not horrible. How could I be more better looking?

>>78036314
It's just that Russian girls look like they're 12 years old.

>>78036473
It is a sad thing about Russian women - they look great if you are into petite girls, but finding one with a banging ass is difficult.
Took me a few hours of scouring the net before I found a prostitute with a good ass and she was armenian or something.

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>>78036314
>average
Those girls are far from average here

>>78033110
ignore the turkroach

you get confidence by going to a bar, talking to women, and getting rejected till your pockets are out of spaghetti to spill
Eventually it won't even matter anymore and talking to a woman will be like going out to the store

>>78036465
Dress classy, fuck your bandshirts
get a haircut
but most of all just follow >>78036810
you'll get rejected a lot. It's the hard truth, but not one to be afraid of. Just learn how to talk to women and that will do 75% of the work

>>78036565
also, my heart can only take so much melting.
She looks 90% like the imaginary girlfriend I had as a kid

>>78029121
idk if it's just bad shoop but she looks like a composite image, creepy as shit.

>>78036950
She has weird body shape, and one of her eyes is devoid of mascara, while the other is full of it. Makes the two halves of her face look different and asymmetrical.

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>>78036810
>>78036884
I might do that even though I'm a poor fuck. I don't really care if I get rejected, spit on, stabbed, get shot or whatever. I just don't want to fuck up with this girl in uni.

>>78036942
I'm sorry. Looks like she's my imaginary gf now.

>>78013710
I'm scared of russians senpai

>>78033037
>shitalian women are frigid af

Thank fuck i'm not the only one noticing. Have you tried other races and noticed they were less frigid? If so, which?

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>>78037175
>we LITERALLY all are

>tfw you will never have emotional extraverted strong Italian gf

>>78037761
It's not like in the 60s anymore, Dimitriy.
Italian girls are now extremely snob and full of themselves it's horrid.

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not for you

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>>78013710
Now it looks like this

What even happens in Russia? Is it like any other country? Do people like anime there? Is it hard to make a living?

>>78037979
I watched 700 TV titles, living on my parents money (NEET). There are plenty of people like me

>>78038022
I don't think that's a positive trait.
Are people generally more violent than in europe?

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>>78037979
>What even happens in Russia?
Somewhere something happens, somewhere there is nothing

Is it like any other country?
i dont know

>Do people like anime there?
Someone loves, and some do not. As an everywhere

>Is it hard to make a living?
yep

>>78038022
>>78038117
Is there a Russian image board like 4chan? Do you guys have decent memes? Could I make a lot of Internet friends if I learn russian?

>>78038183
>2ch hk
>yes
>yes

>>78038183
There are Russian imageboards, but they are awful places.
Imagine if Reddit never took off and 4chan became facebook minus censorship. That's Russian imageboards.

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>>78038051
Yes, I think here people can often be extremely violent, much more than Europeans

>>78038183
Our memes are in abundance

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>>78037939
>>78038117
What the FUCK. Do you know her name? I'd suck your slav dick if I could

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>>78038183
We have memes, but you can not understand them.

>Could I make a lot of Internet friends if I learn russian?
Maybe, but It is difficult to learn Russian. Who want to be friends with foreigners already know English

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>>78037939
And I just realised that with her hair like that, it kind of reminds me of that girl I was talking about. Fuck this.

>>78038451
>Who want to be friends with foreigners already know English
This is every culture/country ;_;
>tfw already know English, and people will only talk to you in English so what's the point.

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>>78037820
>>78037939
>>78038117
Please Ivan, I didn't find these two anywhere. Do you at least have more? Is it Sonia?

>>78038707
try it https://www.instagram.com/philosophka_/
But maybe it's fake,but there's nothing else