Hahaha Australians, do you need our help? http://www.theaus

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>>78008790
> be Australian
> accusing us of haunting whales
> got eaten by sharks
> accusing whales of man eating

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>>78008839
Damn Japanese ghosts haunting our whales.

>>78008790
>Rising shark attack numbers
Probably one extra attack a year, shark attacks are incredibly rare even in Australian waters.

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>>78009064
i wish i was a shark so i could eat you

>>78009123
Sharks don't eat people. They mistake them for other animals and take a bite of them.

>>78009169
i wish i was a shark so i could mistake you for a seal and then eat you

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>>78009169

wut did she just said? lel Can someone explain it to me this shit?

>>78009258
Eating something is slightly different to taking a bite of something. Rather than eating a whole human sharks take a bite and then realize their mistake.

>>78009258
鮫は人間の味が嫌い

Am I saying that right?

Australian have to continue to fight against animals.

Rabbits
Birds
Foxes
Whales
Sharks
Kangaroos

Which animal is next?

>>78009313
And then they are like, oh, that's not a seal! I will not eat you now!

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>>78009395
Wasps
spiky grass
Aboriginals
drug addicts

>>78009452
Are there some "other" wasps in Australia besides basic ones?

This reminds me of a story I heard about where a guy went over to Australia, went fishing caught a big ol' fish, and held it up. In that moment a shark jumped out of the water and attacked him to get the fish.

>>78009488
We call them European wasps, they're an invasive species and annoying as fuck.

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Nah we've got enough yellow cunts around as it is