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ITT: We pretend we are American
>go to McDonalds after class
>get shot on the way
>tip the gunman
>get rushed to hospital
>tip the paramedics
>get even more in debt from treatment
>tip the doctor and the nurses
>they give me a wheelchair, good, walking tires me
>decide to get Subway, need to eat healthy
>roll all the way there, because public transportation is for poor people
>see my friend Damarcus on the way, he gives me a lift to Subway
>tip Damarcus
>buy a footlong sub with all the meats, extra yellow cheese, mayo and mustard, no vegetables, eww
>tip the employees
>roll my way home
>shitpost on a Burmese cave painting forum
How was your day in the third world? Thank God I'm an American.
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>tfw argentinian
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Better to be African than African-American
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potato is vegetable
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>>78001511
Fuck korea, eat shit Chon
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My country is the land of FREEDOM! We fought against the bad guys in World War II! I'm proud.
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>>78001264
>extra yellow cheese
Top kek
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ooh can you see
who was the prick who shot at me
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>>78001621
*shart
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So.... do they like have internet in your countries?
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>>78001264
LMAO
L M A O
M
A
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Shart In the Mart!
SHART... IN THE MART!
How can we handle a meme so supreme?
We mart sharters? Sharters of the mart?
Before we begin to even try and comprehend this meme, this meme most supreme, we must break it into its constituent memetics.
First and foremost, we have the shart. The shart at the start. It starts... with a shart.
Shart.
SHART.
S H A R T
H
A
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T
Even at this early stage, you can hardly contain your preliminary giggles. But we are, after-all, merely starting (with the sharting).
Shart. Say the word. Swish it around in your mouth. Get to know the shart.
Is it a shit? Is it a fart? No, it’s nothing else but a shart. *The* shart. The shart at the start.
By this point, you’ve a healthy appreciation for the meme. You’re well acquainted with the shart. The shart at the start. But what comes next? Surely, if we were to end this with a simple shart, we would have a half-meme. A me, if you will. So you ponder to yourself, “What can follow up the shart? The shart at the start?”
You dwell on this for a bit longer, then it dawns on you...
WHERE?
The question is begged...
WHERE do we shart?
Of course, there is only one viable option.
The mart.
THE MART!
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
R
T
Shart... IN THE MART!
SHART IN THE MART!
IT ALL COMES TOGETHER!
S H A R T
H
A
R
T
I N
N
T H E
H
E
M A R T
A
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It’s beautiful in its blunt simplicity.
Shart in the mart.
And that, my friends, is how memetics are born.
t. Mart Sharter :^)
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>>78001540
>Making fun of a country for having pride
Having a good morning Quatre-Vingt? Wave any white flags yet?
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You shouldn't make fun of America, we all know we could destroy your country in less than a day, we just choose not to ;)
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>>78001928
t. Argentinian
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>>78001511
Japanese are vegetables
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>>78001928
>friendly banter an amerifat
>WED NUKE YOUR COUNTRY IN A SINGLE DAY OOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAAH
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>Argensimian threads
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>>78001540
>being a fascist
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>>78001852
lol
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>gives a shit about basketball
>oh wait--
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>>78001443
>>78001852
>>78003642
butthurt
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> "Shut up Sweden you black cock lovers"
> "Your women Love BBC, aint talking Bout the channel dude"
> "Shut up you Probably suck a black cock"
> "How many big black cocks are there in Germany and Sweden?"
> "*posts screencaps from his purchased Blacked.com videos*"
> "this is Sweden lol you black dick slurpers"
> "Hello Italy im going to Rome are there any black dicks there? Ops I meant bad chicks.."
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>be not american
>make countless threads about americans
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Is this the daily laugh at yanks thread?
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I happen to be an expert at this particular country, culture, field of studies or historical event, let me tell you about it *dumb shit*
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can i join in? i'm good at this
>treats the dog like a member of the family
>small talks with the cashier about sports (the cashier has no clue what i'm talking about but nods and smiles awkwardly)
>pretend to have voted for hillary so female friends don't get mad
>eat out 2/3 daily meals
>buy an SUV for "the kids" we still don't have yet and probably won't have for a while because "we're focusing on our careers"
>park said SUV in two parking spaces
>read online articles about how to be manly
>get drunk and yell, "praise jesus!"
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>>78002198
>engage in friendly bants
>americans bring up war crimes
simbly eric
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