Ibn Fadlan, an Arabic traveler on the grooming habits of Vikings
>Every day they must wash their faces and heads and this they do in the dirtiest and filthiest fashion possible: to wit, every morning a girl servant brings a great basin of water; she offers this to her master and he washes his hands and face and his hair -- he washes it and combs it out with a comb in the water; then he blows his nose and spits into the basin. When he has finished, the servant carries the basin to the next person, who does likewise. She carries the basin thus to all the household in turn, and each blows his nose, spits, and washes his face and hair in it.
WTF SWEDES
And nothing has changed.
ibn fadlan seems to have some kind of disdain for the nords
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ahmad_ibn_Fadlan#Rus
>>77962218
>disdain
>dedicates a passage to how handsome and swole they are
>>77962124
The art is not to piss on your hands. I know that's kind of hard for Americans when they can't see their own dick.
>>77962350
You stick your hands between your legs when you piss?
>>77962396
No, I just hold my dick
>>77962124
Euros are an very dirty people
>>77962124
Kek the Muslim countries aren't the most filthiest in Europe. Dirtypeans btfo'd
>>77962396
>>77962417
Your hand then has smegma and should be washed immediately dirty Slav pig.
>>77962396
Squat is the best way and wash your bum and been. Can't squat? The you're fat.
>>77962747
I'm all for using a bidet but touching human excreta with your bare hands is fucking barbaric
>>77962530
>implying I'm holding the tip
The base of my dick is about as dirty as the rest of my body
>>77962530
>smegma