/balt/

>>77957211
>: tallinn zoo escape.png
is this you?

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This thread needs more anime and gay roleplaying

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>>77957307
No, you can now leave
thanks

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-o9gf_soFBM

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hoo haa

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>>77957338
You're lucky I'm stuck at work, if I wasn't this thread would be nothing but my gay roleplaying with myself

(me on the right stuck doing dishes)

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>>77957922
You're cute

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>ignored
O-okay...

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>>77958489
Sorry, work got busy and I couldn't reply

Hello qts.

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>>77960649
Yes hello

You're all gay, and that's perfectly fine,

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Stop voting National

Start robbing Indian dairy and Chinese takeaway owners

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>>77957307
Did somebody say gay roleplay?

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I want to fuck a boy wearing a Shimakaze outfit

Or be fucked while wearing a shimakaze outfit. idk which

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>>77962113
>Or be fucked while wearing a shimakaze outfit.
l-lewd

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>>77962138

>>77962113
Could you be a bigger faggot?

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>>77962113
How about being fucked by a boy in a Shimakaze outfit, while wearing a Shimakaze outfit

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I wish I knew which cafe he worked at so I could sexually harass him.
That would make my day.
>>77962183
I never understood why shimakaze is always a boy, kancolle is weird desu

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>>77962214
hot

>>77962219
It's because she's flatchested

>>77962346
Nice thumbnail.
>>77962219
Gotta get the gays somehow.

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>>77962362
I saved it from here

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Might go shopping lads

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>>77962219
Pls no
>>77962580
What do you plan to buy?

>>77962606
>Pls no
:(
>What do you plan to buy?
I don't really know actually, I have healthy breakfasts and lunch but I haven't changed what I have for dinner so I might see what kind of healthy ingredients I can buy, probably buy some chicken and some more rice and see what I can find.
I wonder if their is a barber in North Dunedin because I hate having to walk into town for a haircut.

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>>77962606
another dildo

>>77962720
Why don't you just buy a fuck buddy?

>>77962720
It will probably arrive on monday desu, I don't NZ post does much on weekends.

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>>77962720
I wouldn't be surprised desu

>>77962740
because I have one that does me for free ;3

He also helps pay rent so that's nice

>>77962748
maybe you'll have more fun with this one

>>77962750
whose is this?

>>77962772
Not mine unfortunately

>>77962750
>bad dragon
wew
>>77962772
I still use the one I bought and it works fine, it's just not the use case I actually wanted.

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>>77962794
>I still use the one I bought
I thought you said you didn't like the buttplug

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>>77962905
I still like it, its a tad small but it still works for when I'm jerking off but I obviously can't use it as a dildo.
I'll probably still use it even after the new one arrives.

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>>77962968
>it still works for when I'm jerking off
lewd

>>77963004
I'm still not sure exactly what's happening here.

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Me with the black hair

>>77963015
I guess she's rubbing herself on nikos leg

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>>77963015
Don't try and figure it out, lesbians defy physics

>>77963039
I thought they were scissoring but the angle looks wrong.

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My coworkers pressured my into taking one of those personality tests, apparently my personality type is intp-t but I don't agree

>>77963146
>95% introverted
who would have thought

You know if you post on 4chan there is like a 99% chance you are a INTP, it's just how demographics work.

What do you think you are?

>>77963183
Dunno, I haven't looked at the other types

But the introverted part is defiantly correct

>>77963267
It seems I've changed a little bit from when I took the test a year ago, I've gone from a INTP to a ISTP.
Apparently I'm just like James bond, I can live with that.

haven't been camping in a while :/

>>77963292
Last time I've been camping was probably 10 years ago with my dad...

>>77963183
Pretty sure I got ENTP or whatever the fuck it is when I took the test.

>>77963389
I used to go camping with my ex but I haven't been since then

>>77963389
Last time I went camping would have been a school camp in year 8

I remember sharing a tiny tent with 2 other guys, (un)fortunately nothing gay happened,

>pretty sure US is the worst country in the world
>reaffirm this every day with new information about the US
Putin, send the nukes please.

>>77963661
no one asked

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wew that took longer than I thought it would

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>>77964345
What did you do?

>>77964381
Went to the supermarket, after 5:30 the botanic gardens close their gates so I had to take the long way home.

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>>77964397
I went to buy groceries earlier

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>facebook notification that there's going to be a party 15 meters down the road
o-oh ok, I love listening to other peoples shitty party music early in the morning anyway.
>>77964422
Get anything interesting? I think its cute and depressing how american supermarkets have soft-drink dispensers (at least the ones I went to).

What are some good things to watch and games to play, I'm going to be without internet for a couple of days and don't know if I'll survive.

>>77964534
Whenever I'm without internet I just torrent a couple seasons of anime and play Skyrim/FO:NV.

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>>77964506
>american supermarkets have soft-drink dispensers
The Walmart here has an Icee machine but I've never seen soda fountains. They have them at Sam's Clubs but that doesn't really count

I got some ground turkey and beans that I'm going to make chili with

>>77964534
Fallout

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>>77964578
>Walmart here has an Icee machine
If this doesn't show america's cultural victory over everyone I don't know what does.
Why are you making Chilli with turkey, shouldn't you use ground beef?

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>>77964676
>If this doesn't show america's cultural victory over everyone I don't know what does.
I don't understand

And I don't usually like making stuff with beef, I wanted to try making it with turkey

>>77964707
Frozen drinks are literally the best thing in existence, and only in America will you find them so widely available, especially in a make your own form.

>I wanted to try making it with turkey
Wouldn't it be far easier to overcook the turkey compared to ground beef? Birds aren't something you slow cook very much.

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>>77964744
It's been fine when I've made spaghetti with it, though that isn't exactly the same thing. Worst case scenario I waste a few bucks and have to try again some other time

I love frozen drinks, but this is the only Walmart I've ever been to where they sell them. Usually you can only buy them at gas stations or something like that

>>77964796
Me on the bottom

You talking of food is making her hungry, I might start on dinner soon.

>>77964796
tfw no qt gf sitting on you
... or qt bf cuddling you

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>>77964823
>he's cooking for me now
what are you going to make

>>77964831
>or qt bf cuddling you
absolutely the worst feel possible

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>>77964831
I know that feel

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>>77964839
I haven't eaten today, so I'm going to have a rump steak, two sausages and some fried eggs.
Don't judge me, that's only like 900kcal.
>>77964842
>I know that feel
I could fix that
*cuddles*

>>77964839
That is a really lewd pic, jeez.
>>77964884
Time for suicide I guess.

>>77964904
>Time for suicide I guess
What why?

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>>77964884
Sounds tasty desu

I think I'm going to make some sausage biscuits and eggs in the morning

>>77964911
Forever alone.. and torture every day of my life.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EqRi2Qips0Y


HOWLING @ this cuckrunt

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>>77964914
>sausage biscuits
That sounds so weird because we think "biscuits" in the way you would think "cookie".
Southern Food has always interested me.
>>77964917
Sorry...
*apology hug*
>>77964939
kys, fuck off back to /brit/

>>77964963
I had a friend from AUS that I told I was eating sausage biscuits, and he was really confused. Brits only have scones which aren't even the same thing.
Apology accepted I guess?

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>>77964963
>That sounds so weird because we think "biscuits" in the way you would think "cookie".
What do you call our biscuits? From what I've been told scones are supposed to be hard

I'd like to cook you some Southern food desu

>>77964939
>oil prices
They weren't even doing all that well when oil was high. Their crude is like toothpaste and the only refineries that can process it are in Texas

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>>77965010
>What do you call our biscuits
We just don't eat anything comparable, scones are closest things we have but those are just a snack meal and not to complement a full meal.

>I'd like to cook you some Southern food
that would be very comforting desu

>oil prices
Their entire economy was super inefficient and was basically built upon overly high oil prices, it doesn't take a economic genius to see the glaring flaws in their economy.
Turns out socialism doesn't work if your government is full of corrupt retards.

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>>77965065
I've heard about people bringing our food overseas and opening up restaurants that do really well. Especially in Eastern Europe

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>>77965132

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>>77965149

God I really want to fuck that boy
>>77965132
yea for sure, I've seen a few american restaurants pop up, mainly steak/ribs/gumbo places but I've only ever been to one.

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>>77965179
well here's your chance

cajun food is really good

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>>77965193
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUT

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me on the left

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me on the left

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>>77965246
you on the left

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>>77965282
Yes!

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>>77965299

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Me in the middle
>>77965299
(You) on the right
>>77965309
(You) on the left

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>>77965299
You on the left

>>77965335
You on the right

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Me in the middle
>>77965335
(You) on the left
>>77965309
(You) in the right

>>77965335
The slut king (queen?).

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>>77965351
>gag
>headpats
>tied-up
Literally 10/10
>>77965362
I-I'm not a slut!

can you once and for all stop this gay shit

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>>77965360

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>>77965351
Why don't I get headpats?
>>77965374
Yes you are

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>>77965375
no

Going to watch the local fireworks tonight lads. First time I've left the house in 9 days.

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>>77965374
>headpats
this, holy shit it's so nice

>>77965392
you have to earn them

>>77965407
Sounds fun

>>77965407
Is it national kiwi day?

>>77965420
Wish I had a girlfriend to go with. Going with the family instead.

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>>77965396
your gay stuff triggers my autism, you better back off or ELSE...

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>hair on leg is already starting to grow back
I knew it would never be this easy
>>77965424
>kiwi
triggered
>>77965407
Take some photos desu
>>77965437
That's just an extra bonus for me you realise

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>>77965411
How would I go about earning these headpats (please I'll do anything)

>>77965407
Have fun!

>>77965445
This is why shaving sucks.

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>>77965437
me on the right

>>77965454
Would you recommend waxing instead?

>>77965445
just STOP

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Only a couple of hundred nukes would help t.bh

>>77965464
Yes unless you have keratosis pillaris then get electrolysis asap.

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>>77965445
>>hair on leg is already starting to grow back
Just wax then

>>77965446
well, I can't give you headpats when you're on the other side of the world...

>>77965491
How often would you need to wax?

>>77965446
If you behave like a good boy maybe I'll give you some headpats.

>>77965503
Legs? For me about every two weeks.

ok, this better work. Think somethings wrong with my IP

>>77965520
That's not so bad, I might give it a try.
How painful is it?

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>>77965550
it's not that bad

>>77965550
Thighs were not very painful at all while calves were fairly painful. Keep in mind I have a reasonable pain tolerance and can get off from hitting myself in the balls...

Dubs and UK dies in 3 years.

Thread theme: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zgvOX9OLZzQ

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>>77965501
oh
>>77965519
Yes! Please, I'll be a good boy

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>>77965574
hmm, I'll have a look into it.
I have a pretty high pain tolerance
>>77965576
not this time lad
>>77965603
ok, fine
heres some headpats for now
*pats head*

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>tfw don't live in better Australia with two smoking hot kiwi bois

Shit thread.

>>77965636
this

>>77965670
tfw no qt Lithuanian bf

good morning, gentlemen

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>>77965445
try nair/veet...

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>>77965625
>better Australia
very good

>>77965726
Uh.. :3?
>>77965793
Hello!

>>77965802
dafuq you also shave your legs? what a fag

>>77965829
Hi, how was your day?

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>>77965859
> shave
No, I just told him to use nair/veet because it's better
> what a fag
No, I just dislike any body hair

>>77965870
Not very good, but I did eat healthily and contemplate conquering the world as a steppe horde (never played them).

>>77965893
>No, I just dislike any body hair
that is gay, and I bet you shave

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-sumire-s-nipple-k8l2gpm/answers/new.html

>>77965908
rape and conquer chinks

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>>77965917
It isn't
Only face and I it every like every week/fortnight, shaving your whole body takes way too long

>>77965956
and I do it*

Good morning.

>>77965998
Morning cutie

>>77965998
heyo friendo

>>77965956
>shaving your whole body takes way too long
So you are implying that if didn't take that much time you would def do that, like a girlie sissy you are

>>77965998
morning

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>>77966017
No, I wouldn't, trimming/using a special cream is much better

>>77966004
>>77966010
Try to behave in my thread now.

>>77966017
Of course he would, he's a cute small guy.

Yes hello, is balt still gay

>>77966055
maybe...
>>77966062
extremely

>>77966055
No, I'm tall and strong
*crushes your pc/laptop/tv/everything*

>>77966045
still gay
>>77966055
I think you meant to say in my thread, not yours

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>>77966100
No, not really

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>>77966074
There is still hope right?

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>>77966160
not a chance

>>77966160
im not gay

>>77966119
Trimming, shaving for competitive sports where it helps to achieve better results like cycling and swimming is ok, not doing that just because you don't like hair
you're gay

>>77966160
All anglos are gay
If you remove the anglos you will remove the gayness

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>>77966221
Well, I used to swim, so...

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>>77966096
Coming to wreck your ass right now.

>>77966100
This outsider is too cocky.

>>77966160
Only solution would be to remove /ausnz/.

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>tfw no one to bully and abuse me

>>77966258
well but you don't anymore
>>77966260
step aside I now own this place

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>>77966279
I'm literally right here....

>>77966279
Shut the FUCK up you stupid whore.

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>>77966260
Pffff
>he thinks he's strong enough to wear an actual armour
You're gonna be so slow, lol
>>77966279
Please, do NOT bully the Sachiko
>>77966281
I will start again soon
They were repairing the pool, so I stopped going there

>>77966350
I am strong enough for that.
Armour doesn't actually make you slow.

>>77966279
Why are so many gay posters here also masochists?

>>77966350
>I will start again soon
>They were repairing the pool, so I stopped going there
either way you are not competing so you don't have a good reason to do that

>>77966310
And?
>>77966314
Good try, but not sadistic enough
>>77966383
It's annoying, I wish there was more doms here

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>>77966383
Nope
Yes, yes, it does
>>77966386
Yes, I do

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Fuck forgot image for
>>77966419

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>>77966419
You aren't even going to invite me over you little slut? I will come over there right now and teach you a lesson, I should never have given you those headpats!

>>77966427
>Yes, I do
interesting, for how many years are you competing? also how many medals do you have?

>>77966427
Yes.
It doesn't, it's lighter than the equipment modern soldiers carry around.

>>77966419
Maybe you should go look in other places designed for that then. And stop posting this shit here.

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>>77966465
One time Yuko caused my chair to collapse out from under me and I have not spoken to her since
Emmm, I think I've been swimming since I was 10-11
> also how many medals do you have?
Emmmmmmm, lol
You see
I do it for fun and my health, not for competing
Sometimes I just talk to someone over there instead of swimming (our coach would tell us how many times we should cross the pool/swim around it/not sure how to say it every lesson)
>>77966540
Sucks to be a modern soldier then, ahah
It's a bit heavy anyway
People would laugh at you

>>77966562
>I do it for fun and my health, not for competing
that is good, but you said that you are competing
>Sometimes I just talk to someone over there instead of swimming
lazy bastard

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>>77966444
Hot

Those headpats are mine now and you'll never have them back

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>>77966619
You broke your promise to me, and stole headpats.
You seem to misunderstand the situation, you will NEVER get any headpats EVER again unless you submit yourself to me absolutely.

And don't even think about trying to go after someone else, because I will make them know your true nature and nobody will ever want you ever again.

>>77966444
..a-are those metal rods? Is she bleeding?!

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>>77966603
> lazy bastard
Shut up
Go run for 8 minutes
Then rest
Then run again

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>>77966685
>Go run for 8 minutes
>Then rest
>Then run again
why?

>>77966684
Who do you think you are? She(he) doesn't deserve your concern, and any punishments I inflict are my own judgement.

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>>77966707
Stupid nerdy board game
*pushes you and your nerd friends*
Just do it

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>>77966685
>he can't run over 8 minutes
As expected of such a small fragile boy.

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>>77966771
I can jog for an hour

>>77966745
>Stupid nerdy board game
>*pushes you and your nerd friends*
Now you are in for trouble lil boy
*take a baseball bat and break your pc*
who's a nerd now bich
>Just do it
I hate running I would rather swim, ride a bike if I wanted to do cardio

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>>77966805
I'm not very fit, but that doesn't seem like much of a challenge

>>77966805
>Dick Chicks
stopped reading here, you are gay all the way to your own brain and membrane

>>77966823
You
Like, ride a cock instead, hahahahahaha
>>77966830
Yes
You can run for longer, but it's boring
Like, really boring
>>77966844
>chicks
>gay
????
Literally how??

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>>77966670
o-okay I'm sorry, please...
>>77966684
i-it's fine, I deserve it

>>77966868
back off faggot, with your faggoty thoughts

>????
>Literally how??
they have male genitalia attached to them, so that is how

>>77966911
Hah
Nerd
I was joking, lol
You seem to be too nervous
Just be calm and be yourself
Hmmmm

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Why yes I'm little russian that like to shave legs, weeee they are so smooth teehee

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>>77966876
oh so now you're sorry? Do you think I'm so weak willed that I would give in just like that? Are my headpats worth so little to you?

You have severely underestimated me, and I'm going to make sure that you never do it again, and for you to realize that resistance is pointless because all you need is me.

>>77966969
>6969
Hah, gay.

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>>77966956
I'm calm as a brick you queer

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>>77966969
> shave
> smooth
No

>>77966996
> queer
Weird word
Do you call your 'friends' like that?

>>77966999
ok I'm gonna try that once again
ooooh look at me I'm little russian that likes trimming/using a special magical cream to get my legs silky smooth teehee ;)

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>>77967045
Why are you talking to yourself?

>>77967019
well if you are considered as my friend, then yes I use it to call my friends like that :)

>>77967078
dissociative identity disorder

>>77967102
ahh, that makes sense

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>>77966971
p-please... I promise I'll be good, I do anything you say...

...all I need is you

>>77967045
The Less That You Wear, the More You Need Nair!
>>77967079
Well, not friends...
But 'partners'?? how do you call it...

>>77967127
Fuck buddies?

>>77967126
No more getting cucked by the US slut for you.

>>77967127
>But 'partners'?? how do you call it...
shitposting colleagues

>>77967162
Well, probably, I don't know....
He used that weird word....

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>>77967126
That's more of what I want to hear.

But I sense you don't truly believe it in your heart, but don't worry I will beat that flame of resistance out of you.

Maybe then I will consider you to be my pet.

>>77967169
That's not him that's me.
Also don't you dare speak to him without getting my permission first or else I will have to have you submit to me as well.

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>>77967162
no
>>77967180
>Well, probably
stop dude, you are getting into danger zone(gay zone), I thought you said you are not gay

>>77967238
> I thought you said you are not gay
I'm not

>>77967203
Oh, well enjoy the cuckening.

>>77967266
I can assure you none of that is happening anymore.

>>77967255
then don't say stuff like fuck buddies

>>77967295
Okay
Don't use weird words like queer then

>>77967314
>>77967295
THE FLAGS ARE TOO SIMILAR

>>77967314
Why should I

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>>77967203
y-yes, I want to be your pet
>>77967169
Cucking will only happen if my master approves it

On a side note I just want to remind everyone that this is ironic

>>77967368
Suuuuuure

>>77967333
> THE FLAGS ARE TOO SIMILAR
Not really, lol...
>>77967351
I think that only a weird person would use it imo

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>>77967368

>>77967368
Fuck off.

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>>77967358
>I want to be your pet
Mmm, you seem to have very high aspirations for someone of your worth.
I'm sure if you try hard achieve that, and I as your master will be happy to help you along.

>>77967368
I also would like to reiterate the pure ironic purpose of this conversation.

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>>77967382
I am weird and special, unrepeatable

>>77967431
> I am weird and special, unrepeatable
>male vampire
Yeah....

>>77967463
ok then maybe just weird

>>77967506
Pffff

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>>77967534
You are basically just mocking yourself as I'm you

>>77967631
No

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>>77967647
you sure outplayed him

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>>77967660
I know, right
Fucking toothpaste

>>77967679
>toothpaste
kek, fuck I've never heard that one before

>>77967679
*change the trip*

>>77967697
hello newfag

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>>77967697
:)
>>77967700
No

>>77967679
>randoms shit as trip

>>77967700
This is clearly the real one.

>>77967717
>No
*change the trip once again*
little russian here why yes

>>77967719
>This is clearly the real one.
yup

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>>77967700
damn I never even thought of that

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>>77967719
How do I have this one pic then
>>77967737
No

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>>77967773
You're gonna hold that over him forever aren't you?

>>77967773
You made that post with a proxy.

>>77967794
DELETE

>>77967748
I know right, russians like me are really clever
>>77967773
Why am I even talking with myself,
damn I'm weird

>>77967773
Do you have the dicking sucking game one?
That ones funny.

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>>77967813
yes I have it

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>>77967794
Nope, I was going to send all I have to that comrade and then delete everything
>>77967808
I don't know how to use proxies
(I think it's that cute neet boy from Narva)
>>77967809
...
>>77967813
No, I don't, sorry...

>>77967879
Thank you my Russian friend.

>>77967905
No problem ;)

>>77967890
>(I think it's that cute neet boy from Narva)
Who's that?

>>77967879
Was this supposed to be on /soc/?

deathgrips suck

>>77967981
I don't know, maybe /b/

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>>77967926
He used to post here, couldn't find any of his posts in the archive, probably because of cyrillic letters
I used to post with eu/france proxy back then
This is probably him

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>>77968006
You just don't understand

>>77967926
How does it feel knowing you'd get lynched if you had a sign above your head saying "I love penis?"

>>77967890
>I don't know how to use proxies

>>77968034
>I used to post with eu/france proxy back then
Oh, he posted in russian. I wouldn't have been able to talk to him anyway then.

>>77968034
how many years are you on /balt/?

System of the down >>> Death grips

I'VE GOT THE MIDAS TOUCH.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozoldP7eiPI

>>77968063
???
The dicksucking post isn't mine.

>>77968073
system of *a down
btw their genres are completely different

>>77968121
system of a downie*

>>77968139
system of down syndrome kids

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CSvFpBOe8eY

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>>77968065
My old proxies got banned and I stopped using them because I don't know how
yep
Hm, I suddenly remembered that 4chan mixes latin and cyrillic letters together
I want to find his posts now, I'll try to remember some if his posts
вaйфy
cyигинтo
cпacибo этo вкycнo
>>77968067
Eh, dunno
I've been shitposting on int and a few other boards for around 2 years now
I used to lurk and save pics when I first came on this site

Ruki vverh >>> Mozart

>>77968186
With this song I started listening to rock/metal

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I just want to let you guys know I'm pretty high right now.

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>>77968203
I see, now you will be stuck here forever and ever

>>77968249
Don't do drugs.

>>77968203
Gimme the source of this.

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>>77968249
>using the devils lettuce
Wow, I thought you were better than this

>>77968269
sorry

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xjhZxQ0Vyqg

Who here not done the weed before ?

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Did I say high? I meant to say I was tripping.

>>77968347
me

>>77968347
I used to smoke it quite heavily, but I gave it up and haven't smoked it in years.

>>77968347
I'm a socially inept shut in, and even I've done the weed a couple of dozen times before
>>77968350
Oh, that's okay then

>>77968350
On what?

>>77968389
lsd

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>>77968259
No
>>77968276
https://exhentai.org/g/608727/6be872ea7d/
https://exhentai.org/g/644853/0ddf88a17b/
https://exhentai.org/g/738876/2f7c0529ab/
Fuck, fuck, fuck, cannot find his posts, he was really cute and innocent and reserved

>>77968347
Me.

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>>77968411
>Neptunia waifus
They belong in the trash

>>77968411
forever and ever I tell you

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>>77968472
No!
>>77968473
Nah

>>77968411
Thanks, buddy.
It's good that you can't corrupt his innocence anymore.