>coming home from pycologist
>some drunk normies start walking behind me
>start to fantasize
>"hahaha what a loser look at how he walks"
>"you messed up with the wrong guy kiddos"
>"what"
>"I'm 19 yo and virgin and I have nothing to lose you don't know how fearsome people that have nothing to lose are"
>Punch the leader
>"woah you are so strong sorry sorry I will not mess with you again... felt for it!"
>throws me sand at the eyes
>I close them and detect their position by their foosteps and subtle noises
>"got you"
>"woah he caugh my punch"
>"this is time I punish you"
>"no please i will not be mean to others again"
>"fool me once and it is your fault, fool me twice and it is my fault, sleep sweet prince"
>get him uncounscious from a single punch
>"boss! this guy is strong run"
>"where are you going"
>"aaaaaah"
And then one of them asked me what time it was and I started running really fast
>>77954280
>>"I'm 19 yo and virgin and I have nothing to lose you don't know how fearsome people that have nothing to lose are"
>>Punch the leader
nothing personnel kiddo heh
>nothing to lose huh
>the leader smirked chaddishly
>except your... virginity perhaps, now bend over jorge!
>>77954280
I fucking love you, Spain.
>bant a spaniard
>he says QUE TE REVIENTO
>literally "I'll blow you up"
>>77954469
he's not me he's some squizo from forocoches