If you were kidnapped by al-Qaeda for 6 years and then set free,

>>77944300
Looks like he converted to Islam lmao~!

masturbate whilst drinking wine

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Kidnapped Swede suspected to have been bought out by terrorist-funding Swedish government

Do the muslims make them shave the moustache?

>>77944300
Open a youtube channel, patreon and gofundmen and live like a NEET forever.

Shitpost on 4chan

fuck a goat like the guys teached me

write down all the things that happened so i can jew people with my kidnapping

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>>77944300
convert to Islam obviously.

>what would you want to do first?
Take a shit and use toilet paper after that, I guess.

>>77944300
have a shave

Buy a flight to a Western metropolis, book an expensive penthouse with a gorgeous view of the skyline, order room service to get you an expensive bottle of whiskey, some roasted pig and something to shave yourself with. Eat and drink, then take a dump, then shave and have a thorough shower. Order two high-end escorts, fuck them raw for a few hours, send them away, order room service to get you a nice dessert and then pop a few pills of Ambien and sleep for 12 hours.

>>77944300
Bbq pork ribs and beer