>friendly banter an american >WED NUKE YOUR COUNTRY IN

>>77938306
He knew your country?

>>77938306
(user was drone strikes for this post)

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>implying Americans know where your country is on the map

>inb4 what the fuck is a malta?

we don't banter so good

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>>77938578
they would just accidentally nuke themselves

>implying it's friendly banter and not bullying most of the time

Isn't Malta the country that doesn't technically have any land?

>>77938306
do Maltans speak Italian or English? I mean like at home and shiet

>>77939163

It's the same response, always. You don't see britbongs responding like that.

>>77939471
Because they aren't bullied as much. The only other flags that are are canada and india

>>77939507

I dunno, I've always preferred getting a decent amount of negative comments than getting no comments at all.

Also, you forgot Sweden.

>>77939226
They speak arab.

Malta?
Isn't that a beer or something?

>>77939507
>playing the victim
Why is this behaviour so popular in USA?

>>77938306
When was Malta nuked?

>>77939507
Germans and the french are bullied just as much as americans

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>>77938578
I met an American who thought Canada was in europe the other day

americans have an habbit of making war on non-jewish semites, yes, what's the problem?

>>77940676
Americans have never betrayed an ally

Unlike most other cunts

>>77939226
They speak Maltese m8. It's like Tunisian Arabic but with tons of Italian and English influence.

Sounds like you couldn't handle the banter and had to come whine to /int/ about it

>>77940633
That will only make our sneak attack more effective. Have you ever wondered why we've amassed 90% of our population at the border? They'll never see it coming.

>>77938428
he probably nuked cyprus by accident

>>77938306
but they really did it to us

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>an american made this

>>77943814
I bet he stroked his mutilated penis at the overwhelming sense of power he got out of this

>>77943814
>>77943920
There is nothing wrong with this

>>77943814
>that feel when you nuke the guy that manufactures all of your shit
>that feel when burgers REEE because everything is now more expensive

How do non-monarchies, like the USA, Russia, Italy, China, Germany and Turkey, deal with the fact that their government shits on their civil rights, corruption is rampant and policies are decided by the deep state.

Why don't you just submit to our King?

>>77946826
your king has no reason to give a damn about non-Dutch people and would be a dick to them

>>77946826
King is a four letter word here, no pun intended. We are like post-Superbus Romans

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>>77946869
Why not submit to our Queen, as god intended before your disgusting insurrection.

>>77946869
When he was still a prince water management for the United Nations was his pet project. And being part of the Olympics committee. He enjoys doing international stuff.

>>77946918
Increasingly corrupt and decaying towards your inevitable descent into an emperor's hands?

>>77940633
based canada

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>>77947026
The Dutch King always goes on "trade missions". He cares about everything where money flows on this world.

Our King in the lower left doing some diplomacy.

>>77946826
>democratic constitutional monarchy
Same shit as ours, only with a different puppet to represent the State. The only monarchy worth anything is Liechtenstein

>>77947142
The guy leaning over behind His left shoulder looks like Putin

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>>77943814
>>77943920
you've got to admit it's a nice quote

>>77947194
it is Putin

>>77947186
What about Monaco, Luxembourg and several of the Muslim ones?

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>>77947194
Because he is Putin.

Here is a meeting of the King (standing) and Obama and the world leaders at his place.

>>77947244
He was quoting an Indian religious text. It's a poo in the loo quote referring to Goro from Mortal Kombat.

>>77947337
Monaco's royal family has been polluted by commoner blood
Luxembourg is a nest of Jews
Muslims are heathens

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>>77947301
>>77947338
Well that makes sense

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>>77947374
I know that. Doesn't make it any less badass.

>>77947337
Also, San Marino is a republic, but they have been that way since forever and are a city state, so they are ok. Still, wouldn't want to ruin their State by immigrating there

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>>77947488
For some reason blacks don't like the art on his chariot.

>>77947560
They better not complain too much or Zwarte Piet won't give them any sweets.

>>77947681
The story is Zwarte Piet beats bad kids up with a rod, puts them in a postal sack and deports them to Spain.

>>77947186
Except that he has power over all institutions, he's above the law and has no reason to participate in anyone's games. No deep state or corrupt government will pass a monarch.

>>77947857
According to Wikipedia, your king only has legislative power shared with the cabinet. You are as cucked by Illuminism as anyone else

>>77948105
In the Netherlands the King and the Dutch ministers have no power on their own. But they have near absolute power, unless they need to pass a new law, together. They can sack the parliament, appoint ministers, judges, mayors etc. There is no real difference between a minister and the King except that the Minister usually does the talking and the King the signing.

A single day? It would only take a single nuke.